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Sexy Underwear Shamelessly Used To Hawk Sexy Underwear
Putting a few dozen models in skimpy underwear and having them play a giant game of patty cake is the kind of genius advertising strategy that could sell just about anything. But here's the weird part—this ad is actually selling skimpy women's underwear! It's so crazy that it just might work! More »
Shot By Kern: Armida Gets Not-So-Straight A's
Professional naked lady photographer Richard Kern turns his attention to the lovely Armida, who describes herself as a "gold star lesbian". Which means that she's never ... well, we'll let her explain it all to you in her video. In the meantime, we definitely think she deserves at least a gold star or two from us for talking so candidly about her personal life, not to mention for looking so hot with her clothes off. Maybe even a smiley face too! (video @ vbs.tv)
Sure, the Japanese may come up with all sorts of new crotch-related fetishes ... but when it comes to the simple delights of a good old fashioned see-through pantyhose crotch flash, the Americans still do it best. (And yes, we know that Victoria Silvstedt is technically Swedish. Still!) (taxidrivermovie.com)
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Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.
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At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade
Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.
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Y'know, our friends at Your Dirty Mind are right: there really is no such thing as a boring moment whenever Melissa Midwest is around! In fact, we're going to head off right now and find some panties to put on our heads so we can join the fun. Our weekend just got a whole lot wackier already! (yourdirtymind.com)
In one of the best (if strangest) protest ideas we've ever seen, a group in Quebec is asking women all over the world to send their panties to Burma to pressure the government towards democratic reforms—which will be effective since apparently Burma's military leaders are superstitious enough to believe that "contact with women's underwear will sap them of their power." Actually, contact with women's underwear makes us pretty weak in the knees too, though maybe not quite in the same way. (ctv.ca - thanks K.)
We think that actress Natasha Richardson might be trying to direct our attention somewhere ... but what exactly does she want us to see? Sorry, you're going to have to be a little more obvious than that. (pics @ dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com; with bonus Stephanie Seymour sideboob!)
For the first time ever, Japanese police shut down a "panty flashing cafe"—yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. That's what they get for not opening a regular strip club, like everyone else does. (mdn.mainichi.jp, via candycrash.com)
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Sex Blog Roundup: Girls On Top
We're always up for some femdom swinging, greedy-girl phone sex or butch cock sucking ... but really, who isn't? Today's round up of some of the best writing from the sex blog scene is all about the girls (er, we mean women): these ladies tease, deny, and make outrageous demands on their partners. (Not that anyone much minds.) Don't worry, they're perfectly generous to their partners, both male and female. They just need to come first, understand?
Wait your turn with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.
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Dirty Panties Are Better Than No Panties At All
You'd think that a weblog called "Dirty Panties" would feature a bunch of material involving ... you know, panties that were actually dirty or something. But alas, at least for those who think that any piece of intimate apparel just hasn't reached its erotic potential unless it's been broken in somewhat, all the panties on display here seem to be perfectly clean (though we can't really tell in the case of that thong that someone left on the grass): the title, almost too predictably, refers to "A celebration of panties and the dirty girls that wear them." Semantic quibbles aside, though, there are some truly hot pictures on display here. (And maybe it's better to leave all that really dirty panty stuff to the Japanese anway? They do it so well!)
· Dirty Panties (dirtypantieslist.com, via Indie Nudes)
Previously: Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher, Asian Panty Peeks For The Non-Pervert In You, Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room, Porn of the Moment: "Cum in My Panties 3"
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Ava Rose's No Frills Teasing
"Beautiful women arouse and entice their partners while modeling the finest in lingerie!" trumpets the promotional material of "Tease," leading me to believe that Ava Rose was about to involve me in a pyramid scheme that would jeopardize our relationship. Luckily, the lingerie is just there to remove, and Danny Noteworthy's flamenco soundtrack is the first porn score I've heard since "Young Hollywood" that really fits the movie. Oh, and there's nudity!
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "Tease" (gamelink.com)
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Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher
We're not sure if this is the same video that was at the center of a certain much-publicized case in San Diego last year (though the distinctly non-San Diegoan language we hear in the background is making us doubtful), but we do know that it's an excellent example of just how spoiled kids are these days. Back in our day, when we wanted to get a peek up our teacher's skirt we had to concoct an elaborate scheme involving bribing the janitor to use some extra high-gloss wax on the floor of our classroom and/or putting mirrors on our shoes, and now all you have to do is play around with the video record button on your cellphone and you're all set. (We could also tell you how we had to walk twelve miles in the snow every day just to get to school in the first place, but you get the idea.)More »
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They Hate Porn (But Love Hot Women In Bikinis And Lingerie)
When an email containing the URL "WeHatePorn.com" showed up in our inbox this morning, we naturally assumed it was from some anti-porn crusaders trying to convert us to their cause once again, even if most of the anti-porn crusaders we've come across over the last couple of years tend to be a little more indirect and disingenuous in their methods. So imagine our surprise when we clicked on through and saw a page full of the same kind of bright pink graphics we usually associate with a typical babelog, along with lots of pictures of smoking hot women .. who all happen to be fully dressed. Was someone trying to play a cruel joke on us? Turns out that some people actually prefer looking at sexy women with their clothes on! We have to admit there's something to their point of view, though we don't think we'll be giving up our regular babelog roundups anytime soon. It'd take more than a catchy URL in our inbox to get us to do that.
· We Hate Porn: Sexy Non Nude Girls (wehateporn.com)
· Thumbnail: Tere @ TrueTere.com
Professional glamourpuss and "Britain's Next Top Model" also-ran Abigail Clancy may not be well known on this side of the pond, but all that may change if she keeps on wearing see-through dresses with tiger print panties underneath in public. Hey, fledgling media starlets can always use all the extra exposure they can get. (hollywoodtuna.com)
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Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room
Buying clothes online can be a bit of a hassle—you never quite know what you're going to get. That outfit may look great in the picture, but how will it look on an actual body? If you've been worrying about a potential lingerie purchase, the Knicker Picker is here to help. As a "virtual dressing room," the site offers three models to help you preview different selections of lingerie: choose a model, watch her step onto your screen, pick out an outfit for her to try on, and see how it looks: from the front, from behind, and super up close. Or you could forget about actually buying something and just check out the models from the front, from behind, and super up close. Either way ... what have we been doing without it all this time?
· The Knicker Picker (knickerpicker.com, via Bad Girl's Hotbox)
Don't you hate going to the mall and having to lie on a gross dirty floor just to look up some hot babe's skirt ... to say nothing about that pesky mall security getting all up in your face? Be happy that Katelynn here did all the dirty work for you so you can ... uh, get up to a different kind of dirty work yourself. (yourdirtymind.com)
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Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Lucy Clarkson Is Very Proud Of Herself
We forget sometimes that it's not acceptable in "polite" society to whip your dress off in front of total strangers. (Spend enough time with these folks and your perspective on life changes a bit.) Lucy Clarkson, on the other hand, doesn't play by polite society's rules. For starters, she chose a career path that requires substituting her body for that of a video game character, so if she has something she wants to show you, a little thing like proper etiquette isn't going to stop her. There seems to be an interesting trend developing involving Lucy and her disdain for anything that keep her panties (and what lies beneath) out of the public view, but we guess some things are just too good to keep to yourself.
· Lucy Clarkson Is Proud Of Her Pussy (And Should Be) (TaxiDriverMovie.com)
Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude)
