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more about #paintings more comments → rogben: James Jean is something approaching genius... his cover paintings for Fables are absolutely beautiful. These SG pieces don't compare to Jean at full s... more » fragile: 2 pencil drawings of SG and some colored smearings?impressive NOT.matter of taste.I prefer: [www.julianopie.com]and[www.julianopie.com] more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Prints available? It would really tie my room together. more » yetimike: TAFT! more » ImpishBaseline: Who's the president that's a sex machine to all the chicks? more » evan7257: I find this be very troublesome, not because she paints herself having sex with every president in chronological order, but because: 1. Lincoln was ga... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Masturbation begets creation. Who said no babies can be made from self-pollution? more » Spyder01: A very fun and quirky website. Thanks Lux! On another note, I saw a woman on the train that reminded me of you. She had purple highlights in her hair ... more » -
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Sasha Grey, Work Of Art
In between her busy schedule of making porn, making music, modeling, and starring in movies, Sasha Grey has found a moment to sit for artist James Jean once more... and the results are stunning. (processrecess.com) -
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Justine Lai Gets Some Political Action
At first glance, Justine Lai's paintings appear to a series of pretty standard erotic paintings, a young Asian woman in flagrante delicto with a rotating cast of older white men. More »
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Lick To Experience — Or Just Look, If You Prefer
The about page of Lick to Experience informs us that "[t]his website/blog is ruled by 5 individuals who besides being addicted to pornography are also creative beings who enjoy taking photographs, drawing, doing computer stuff, music or things alike." Frankly, they had us at "addicted to pornography," but the fact that they channel that addiction through artistic endeavors (you know, besides synchronized masturbation) makes us like them even more.
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Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns
Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right. More » -
#sarahpalin
Sarah Palin is the subject of yet another bit of artistic whimsy—a nude portrait currently hanging in a North Side Chicago bar. Who says the (potential) Vice President can't inspire people? (windycitizen.com + Flickr) -
#slownewsday
A "celebrated artist" in the UK is not being allowed to hang her self-portrait in a gallery because the nipples are too big. Plus, everyone who has seen her nipples knows that the shading is all wrong. (dailymail.co.uk) -
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Artist Julio Aguilera is still working on his "Ladies of San Fernando Valley" project, but there's only one problem—he needs more ladies. If you or someone you know is a pornstar who fits the description in this "ad" and want to be featured in a funky cubist painting, get in touch. Hey, maybe you'll be in a museum someday! (migrantblogger.wordpress.com) -
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Can you imagine a painting so "brazen, abandoned and vulgar" that it could not be shown in public for more than 60 years? Yeah, well you probably didn't just imagine something as tasteful as this nude piece. Maybe you should get your mind out of the gutter? (telegraph.co.uk) -
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#sashagrey
We know that you simply cannot get enough Sasha Grey in your life—DVDs, photos, streaming downloads, YouTube, VHS, baseball cards—so how about some Sasha Grey paintings? Artist James Jean spent some time with the multi-platformed one and these are the results. The only downside is that you don't get to listen to her filthy dirty talk, but we guess you can't have everything. (processrecess.com) -
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By day, Mister is a professional tattoo artist; by night, he transforms into a painter of dirty pictures, which we're glad have found a new online home since we first stumbled upon them a couple of years ago. Sounds like our kind of superhero! (Come on, pictures of naked ladies are way more important than that whole crime fighting thing.) (idlehandsandadirtymind.blogspot.com) -
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If you've been worshipping at the altar of the porn saints, it's time to get off your knees and make a pilgrimage to the very first Pornsaints Art Exhibition. You'll have to go to Berlin to pay your respects, but we're sure that you'll be generously rewared for your devotion. (church.pornsaints.org) -
#followup
The buyer of that $33 million Lucien Freud nude painting has been revealed to be Roman Abramovich, a Russian oligarch who also owns a British soccer team. If you've ever wondered what oil billionaires do with all that money, there's your answer. (mirror.co.uk) -
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Lucien Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping" sold at auction last night for $33.6 million, the most money ever paid for a work of art by a living artist and certainly the most money ever paid for a picture of a naked woman. We think his grandfather called this "wallet envy." (artdaily.com + bloomberg.com) -
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Cynthia Westwood's Nude Bathroom Pict ... Er, Paintings
Maybe it's the dust that the sandman left in our eyes, or something we drank last night — but our vision must be a little wonky this morning, because we were halfway through this gallery of photographs of naked babes in the tub before we realized that that they aren't actually photographs at all, but paintings of naked babes in the tub. Yes, Cynthia Westwood's art style is so realistic that you could be forgiven for getting confused or even for fantasizing that these are real flesh and blood women who you just happened to find in your bathroom. You can see for yourself online, in her book, or in a gallery in Switzerland (until April 7, anyway), but try to remember that you should not attempt to feel up any of the actual images. We already learned that lesson the hard way. More » -
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Francis Bacon's famous work "Study of Nude with Figure in a Mirror," sold at auction last night for $39 million! And her tits aren't even that nice. (artdaily.com) -
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Gaze Into The Future With Fred Harper
"You should write about Fred Harper," a friend told us. "His art has lots of naked body parts — large-penised gentlemen and bulging boobs galore!" Clearly, this is a friend who knows us well. As promised, Fred's paintings and drawings do feature more than a few large-penised gentlemen and bulging boobs (though not large penised gentlemen with bulging titties, mind you — we'll have to go elsewhere for that). It also features cyborgs, dismembered bodies, and plenty of other random meta-metaphysical and surrealist touches. It's like the erotic art of the past combined with the porn of the future. Oh, and did we mention there are lots of bulging boobs? More » -
#celebrity
Want to see a painting that looks sort of like what Beyoncé might possibly look like if she were naked? We don't think that URL would be there under her clothes, though. (brucebriggs.blogspot.com, via idontlikeyouinthatway.com -
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Sexy Nude Paintings By Arthur Braginsky
Painting nude forms is a challenging enterprise, because unlike a photograph, which lasts for just a moment, putting brush to canvas takes hours of dedicated craftsmanship—plus it must be impossible to keep your hands steady while staring a naked model for hours at a time. Ukrainian artist Arthur Braginsky seems to have it down though, as he has a huge selection of gorgeous paintings in his collection that are full of color and sexiness and that capture females forms as well as any silly camera can. Try your best to stay as calm as he does. More » -
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Frank Luzian York's Fine Art Nudes
The nice thing about fine art nudes is that they're ... well, art, and you can look at (and buy!) them without feeling like a total perv. The nice thing about Frank Luzian York's fine art nudes is that they're gorgeously sexy images that wouldn't be out of place on your favorite arty porn site (Shaved pussy? Check. Angsty looking girls? Check. Striped socks? Check. Corsets? Check.). It's the best of both worlds: arty enough to satisfy your classy side, porny enough to satisfy your horny side ... a sort of oil paint version of SuicideGirls. Just try to remember not to get the canvas all sticky. More » -
#cockart
Erotic artist (and all-around hottie) Genevive Zacconi knows what women really want: a big fat diamond and a big fat cock—preferably one that comes with a big fat diamond cock ring. Anniversary present, anyone? (genevive.com) -
#robotsarestealingourstrippers
There's a crisis in this country and only comedian/painter Vance DeGeneres (yes, brother of Ellen) has the courage to speak up about it. We must protect our naked ladies from this robot menace! (vancedegeneres.com + aidansavoygallery.com, via Boing Boing) -
#nakedcanvases
Sexy(ish) Art By Pascal Mohlmann
Before you get too excited over the promise of all those old masterly mounds of naked flesh in artist Pascal Möhlmann's online portfolio, keep in mind the succinct description of his work furnished by our esteem'd colleagues at Box Magazine: "The result is Norman Rockwelll on heroin." Art history geeks will appreciate the opportunity to catch the references to classic paintings sprinkled throughout his work (look, it's a Manet!); everyone else can keep busy deciding whether his gritty yet sublime nude studies are a turn on or closer to possessing all the erotic appeal of a medical illustration or crime scene record. Either way, the porn-inspired sensibility that infuses much of his work should keep you studying all those brush strokes for a while. More »
