We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

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A nihilistic shiver blossoms inside of us, like initial rush after snorting hillbilly heroin, as these angelic ingenues disrobe, both their lascivious costumes as well as any residual inhibition, and transform into uncomplicated engines of desire, ready to provide unspeakable pleasures to anyone bold enough to cross paths with these possessed dolls.

In our minds, the lyrics to a timeless Gun's n' Roses song morph once again into a familiar refrain. You know where you are? You're in a porno, baby. You're gonna fuck—hard.

Whales take chances in high stakes poker games for the rush, the thrill of losing. Mobsters grow addicted to the sound of the gun busting. They grow to need the edge of danger like a hit of adrenaline on the tip of their tongues to feel real and alive. The women that risk their lives and hearts loving these outlaws live for the thrill too. Armstrong exploits these fantasies in a gangsta party turned porno paradise, with each scene topographically reflecting different aspects of known gangster iconography.

Smoky casinos, retro-gothic police stations, and shadowy crime scenes pay homage to the romanticized Hollywood image of the uncompromising gun toting ghosts of legend and the molls that spun fear and chaos into the forbidden meat of a decadent reality even the hardest pornographer will in all likelihood never know.

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· "In front of everyone" (pornhub.com)

For in "Orgy Sex Parties 4", we are told right there on the cover, "group sex has never been friendlier." And for once, the box cover is right.

Let us look closely at the first scene, which is entitled "Wet Wedding Willies" for reasons that are not made clear until its last seconds. Its general mood is not so much orgiastic as it is what we imagine the best key parties of our parents' generation were like. (Or maybe what some people whose apartment complexes are being turned into nudist housing are afraid things would be like).

The decor includes what appears to be an actual shag carpet. There are about as many women involved as men. Male bodies and parts often seem prioritized, as a gender studies grad student might say, more than they are in many heterosexualist group sex videos. We eventually find out the scene is a bachelor party orgy for this guy, and we would not be surprised to find we have also been watching his fiancé get plowed elsewhere in the room.

In fact, everything about "Orgy Sex Parties" has a pleasingly egalitarian air, from the racial diversity of the (completely uncredited) cast to their decent of not pornstar spectacular bodies and their habit of lounging about or walking around the set looking a bit lost when they're not fucking or sucking on something but happy enough to be there nonetheless.

And the smiles! People smile a lot in this movie, even if some of them are just smiling with their eyes.

People even smile in this movie during things like facials. In our opinion, porn needs more people smiling during facials.

This blonde woman in particular seems to smile a lot. And why shouldn't she?

She soon makes her way over to a friend. Their sexual bonhomie, no doubt forged by many shared swingers parties together over the years, is infectious. Saying "Let me watch you suck his cock!" to your girlfriend is the lady equivalent of two dudes giving each other high fives over the supine back of the babe they're double-teaming.

We assume she is smiling in these next two shots, though we can't be sure.

Fully dressed people wander in and out of various groups, commenting favorably upon what they're seeing, occasionally directing it, and generally communicating their support. LIke we said: bonhomie! (Also, the woman on lube duty in the right background is killing us with that dress.)

Some may find the cuts too frequent and abrupt for prolonged masturbatory enjoyment (few shots last more than ten seconds, if that). But that is actually one of the scene's biggest strengths. Frequently, the best parts of this movie are of such brief duration that one is apt to miss them while blinking or reaching for the ashtray. For example, there are so many great things going in these fifteen seconds that we don't even know where to begin.

Played in slow motion, it's almost a Fellini film! And this is a similarly characteristic moment. We totally want that gal to slap our ass and flip her hair at our next orgy sex party!

All that, and we still haven't gotten past the first scene yet. Clicking through the remaining four on the disc, we see what appears to be more conventional bachelor party gangbang and drunk spring break-like fare. One party, however, begins with its guests wearing masks and body paint at a pool party in someone's ranch house, offering the tantalizing promise that we are about to watch a reinvisioning of that scene in "Eyes Wide Shut" set in a suburb of Panama City.


Maybe one day we will find out what circumstances bought these two to getting fucked in tandem, and why one if them is keeping her sunglasses on. Or whether this couple made it back to the corral in time to watch Leno that evening.

Fast forwarding through all of "Orgy Sex Parties 4" would be a crime, though. It is that rich, and makes us remember that sex can be fun, for which we are grateful.

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Who knows what these young and careless students can think up another moment? Nobody does! Here they are - going to attend the classes and be as zealous in studies as ever possible, but as soon as the company gathers at the university doors, these lazy guys and babes immediately get willing to escape from classes and spend their time with a couple of bottles of beer, laughing and entertaining!

Guys gathered in their common friend's place having brought much delicious food, lots of beer and home cameras, eager to record the party for the history! Ha! We are not sure about the food and alcohol, but their home cams were right in the nick of time and both men and chicks were soon caught in the most revealed views!

All the students have passed their examinations and now they are ready for some celebration! Are you aware of this great student custom to gather in warm company and spend some good time together before the forthcoming holidays?

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· "German schoolgirls having fun" (RedTube)

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Add it up with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Parisian Underground I

So, the thing with orgies—and I hate the word 'orgy' because it brings to mind the 70's, with the super-bush and the wah-wah pedal or, for that matter, 70AD, with the togas and the wine-guzzling, and this was neither, neither symptomatic of imperial ruin nor comically porntastic—but the thing with orgies is that they're a lot like Twister.

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On Orgies, Amusement Parks and Cheese

The fun of both orgies and amusement parks is primarily somatic. In essence, diving into the wet pool of group sex and strapping yourself into a padded seat to take on a few G's are both experiments in the physical extreme. They're like parties for the bodies; whatever pleasure the mind registers—and in both settings the psychological pleasure is probably in excess and relatively unnoticed—gets overshadowed by the fleshy fun. Intrinsic to both is the inextricability of the risk from the thrill: You simply can't have one without the other. To manage that thrill/fear dynamic, both orgies and amusement parks often have themes, restrictions and rules: You must be this tall to ride! No single men! Hands must remain inside! Creative black tie!

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Something I Never Need To Do Again . . .

It was like trying to communicate with puking kindergartners.

You know how when you were little and your teacher wanted everyone's attention and he or she would raise their hand, maybe making a designated hand symbol that means "it's time to be quiet and listen?" And every kid who saw would immediately mimic the teacher, until the whole room was quiet with their hands in the air? Yeah, that's what they do at this frat. But instead of a peace sign or something, they put their fingers into the 'silent shocker'. Hand open and flat, fingers together, then take your ring finger and touch it to your thumb. You know: "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Seriously.

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Flying The Friendly Skies Part II

It should be noted that T is what we in the "biz" call bi-selfish. That mean she enjoys having the passive side of her bisexuality. However, at this point in time, she tossed that concept out of the window. She attacked Snowball's beard-less clam with such gusto, you would think it was all you can eat lobster night at Sam's Fish Shack. It was a sight to behold. Snowball later told her that she is the first person since me that could make her cum like that from pussy licking.

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Nobody Likes A Tease

There's no warning of what's to come, except the frost of cold breath as he noisily exhales...and "SMACK" right on my left cheek. I squeal in shock and start flailing around, trying to back myself out of the seat. But he's right behind me, and pinning my legs down ensures that I won't be going anything. "D.............!" I call, "M's not playing fair!" D comes around to the other side of the cab and opens the door, that sadistic smile I know all too well on his face. "You gotta hit her harder than that, right now she probably likes it." I sense something sinister building in the air as the two men lock gazes over my prone form.

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My Wife With Jim
My wife went out last night with her latest lover Jim. She called me late last night to tell me she was spending the night with him in a hotel not far from our house. She said she would call me when she wanted me to pick her up but it wouldn't be until early morning.

I had a hard time sleeping knowing she was out getting fucked and wondering exactly what they were doing. She called me about 9:00 this morning and told me Jim had left and that I should come to the hotel and pick her up. She said she was in room 212 and that she also had a lot to tell of what they did last night.
- Cuckold Blog

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by Viviane

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Rubbernecking

He wanted to dress up. We had each both brought a variety of fun outfits to camp. He pulled on tall rubber boots that came up all the way to his crotch. These had been in the closet all weekend and I had been eyeing them. Now he was pulling them on. Yum, yum! Next he put on a black rubber apron. The boots with the apron, especially the back view, was extremely hot. Next he pulled out heavy black rubber gloves and put them on. They were the perfect accessory. But the kicker was when he held up the black rubber gag. I took it from him and buckled it on him. Now we were ready to go out.

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Feeldoe DP

I listened to his instructions over the phone. I poured the lube over my cunt, rubbing in slow circular motions. I took my plug and lubed it then I began to slide it into my ass. He wanted me to insert it slowly, then pull it back out and do it again. I moaned with the pleasure it gave me. A little deeper with each insertion. I could hear his breathing grow more ragged. I heard the shuffle as he unzipped his pants and pulled his cock out. I pulled the plug out and pushed it in again, harder, deeper, faster.

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Party Girl

One by one, I transferred each of the many and various clips I had brought to her skin. Each pinch was a make-or-break moment. She clenched her beautiful jaw. I knew she didn't want to beg or cry, surrounded by these women of leather. My fingers distracted her, stroking her gently through her thong then pushing it aside to slip between her graceful folds. Which I found drenched, tropical ....

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delicate negotiations

I gathered her hair into my right hand, wrapped it once, then twice, around my palm. With a firm grip, I drew her head back with my right hand while my left guided her ass back against my thighs and her pussy onto my cock. Watching her impale herself on me was almost too much.

"Shall I tell you how good you feel under me?" My voice was a ragged half-whisper. "Describe how wet you got the moment you knew I wasn't playing around?

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Spell of Desire

I kissed his neck and chest, taking my time to lap up the water on his skin and Norio moaned softly, wrapping his fingers in my hair. I dropped to my knees minutes after that, his cock proudly calling to me like a beacon in the night. It was rock hard, and my fingers closed around him greedily as I bent even lower and licked his balls throughly. He was enjoying every moment of it and looked down at me in absolute desire. I took my time, laving his body like it was my own personal playground, and loving every inch and centimeter between his thighs, all the crevices that tend to get hurried over were given their own loving attention.

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No, Please

Screams? Lovely. Shivery lovely. Tears? God, so hot. So powerful. But for me, with my clitoris directly wired to my sensory perceptions, I just melt when people beg.

I asked May the second week I met him if he'd ever beg in a scene. This was May the reputation holder, May the super masochist who had himself a little legend in the scene for how much his little body could take. He puffed up. He said hell no. That night I tied his hands above his head and teased him until he pleaded for an orgasm. And oh oh oh, how I laughed. I still remember him turning his head to bite down frantically into the flesh of his own arm. His teeth sinking in and his lips pressing forward in a pathetic parody of a kiss.

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Fantasy no. 11

'Would you like to take them off?' her lover asks.

'Yes, I would,' the stranger says.

'Very well.'

The man hooks his fingers in the knickers and slides them over her hips, pulling them right down over her ankles.

'Now open your legs wide for the gentleman,' her lover says.

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Deux

My body's protest was as loud as it would be were I not alone, I knew why I was there, and this surge of heat radiating from my cunt was all the evidence I needed to go ahead and do it.

My fingers were hot compared to the sudden coolness of the silky lube that I applied liberally to both my cunt and my ass. I then turned my attentions to the toys, one a long overdue gift to myself... The other... A gift from one eager to introduce me to something new.

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A BMW118

The BMW 118 is not built for sex, as I found out last night. It is, however, better than the Volkswagon Golf Cabrio, my previous car. At least in a BMW118 (unlike the Golf Cabrio), the seats are just about wide enough to straddle a good sized cock without hitting one's knee on the seat belt holder. And the seat adjuster has a one touch mechanism that makes the seat go back in one handy motion - fantastic in the heat of the movement when one wants to move swiftly from kissing to f***ing.

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by Viviane
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Wow in detail (amorphous)

I am pulling her cami down, exposing her breasts and her incredibly sensitive nipples. She is soon moaning loudly as we roar past other cars on the freeway, her beautiful breasts exposed for all who care to see, but few have the wherewithal to peer beneath the skin of the normal world. As is often the way, this grew too tame. I reached down and felt her body trying to burn a hole through her panties and trousers. I worked the zip, and in a flash I discovered that her panties were still at home in their drawer."

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Summer School

Mmmm, there is nothing like morning sex to Me. Your mind is clear and all your senses are fresh from whatever rest you afforded yourself. Into her I push deeper. she's on her back still and I am on My side, which makes our fucking available to schoolgirl's mouth and I order her to lick My shaft and balls while I fuck kink. So, I guess I should say, if there's nothing like morning sex to Me, there's really nothing like morning sex which involved having your dick pumping in and out of one delicious slut's ripe and messy pussy while another slut is slurping up your balls and all along your shaft.

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the power of him

"i want to touch it, i need to feel how hard you are." "you promise not to tell anyone?"

"yes...i promise."

"ok you can touch it."

i wrap my hand around his hardness and like a chain reaction i want to envelope him with my mouth, cunt and ass. all i care about is his arousal and pleasing him.

"can i suck your cock?" i beg. "i want to taste you. will you train me to suck your cock right?"

"oh baby yes, yes i will show you how to please me."

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Yours

Withdrawing slightly, your other hand grabbed the edge of my skirt, shoving up up over my ass. Your groan intensified as your hand traced over the skin next to my silk thong. Your fingers threaded through the soft silk, playing with the fabric, toying with it before yanking them down my legs. Your fingers wasted no time sliding down between my ass cheeks, down to my cunt. Your body was pressing closer, your cock still rubbing against me as your fingers explored me. Moving over and around my cunt, you rubbed and stroked me, each movement forcing my legs wider.

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in which sinclair bottoms

Her kisses made my vision and the palms of my hands blurry and taut. It was hard not to press her shoulders to the bed and ease my thighs between hers, press her knees apart. Tear at her hair. But there was also such sweetness, such precision, such tenderness between us - I wanted that, too, but I wanted more, I wanted to feel her pressing me open from inside, I wanted my cock in her mouth, I wanted, wanted, wanted.

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"I'm doing this because I love you."

I came to the door in a PVC sex-nurse's outfit: a skintight off-white stretch-plastic minidress with snaps down the front. Underneath it I wore a white lace push-up bra, and an old-fashioned white lace girdle with attached garters. I wore my turquoise 9West high heels. I covered my outfit at first with a cream-colored silk robe, but he could see I was up to something. "What are you wearing?" Martin asked. "You just wait," I said.

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Burn Baby Burn

And fuck Tom Petty for being right. The waiting is the hardest part. I force myself to be mute, eyes clenched shut, heart pounding so fast. So loud. If he had started right away, we'd be half-way over by now. My feet would be kicking. I'd be trying to stay still, but failing. I'd be crying, almost begging, instead of being lost here in this horrible zone. This no man's land of misery.

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The Thirteenth Post

She was a Jewish woman in her early forties from the upper middle class. She had lovely Eastern European bone structure that was just slightly weathered, and dark hair. She was sucking my cock in the hotel room chair that her husband had reserved and paid for. He had dropped her off three minutes earlier. It made me feel bold, and I reached down and tore her blouse open. The buttons exploded everywhere and she whimpered. I pulled her head back and kissed her hard on the mouth and twisted a tit in my hand. She hissed in my throat. I slapped her nipple hard and pulled her face back down on my cock. She sucked it like a married woman, slow and deep, with experience.

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by Chelsea Girl

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The Great Outdoors

After we walked close to a mile back, he finally stopped and pushed me hard up against a tree. He pulled a small hammer and a big thick nail out of his pouch and drove it into the tree high above me. He had to lift me up to get the loose rope to loop onto the nail. My toes barely touched the ground; there was no way to control my body. He hammered the nail, bending it toward the tree so I didn't slip off. He twisted me around and around, slapping my face, my ass, my breasts; squeezing my cheeks together hard with his hand; started licking my neck and biting my ear, whispering all the dirty things he was going to do to me.

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Siobhan's Orgy, Part 2

At this point, I was faced with an influx of bodies. Despite my earlier desires of fucking a few strangers, I was really glad it was all friends. Like they promised, Nick and Maria brought Jada and Adeola, the two black girls from our CFNM night at Maria's. They were both wearing long summer dresses and heels as if they were on their way to a picnic.

"You both look pretty..." I gasped, offering wine all round. Andrew did the honours and started pouring glasses of white as I hugged and kissed my guests as a welcoming gesture.

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Road

A gentle breeze floated upon me as if I were drifting out at sea. He entered with the head of his dripping cock. It was larger than I saw when first we met, one of those surprise cocks that when soft looks average but when hard, grows and grows, now larger than corn. I wondered how it would fit, but thought only momentarily with concern as slowly he moved within. He knew his art. Goddamn fucker knew how to prepare my ass for his entrance. He had given me hours that opened me for his solid and exact arrival. I was ready. One slip, deep, deeper to the center of me. He stayed, fucked, fucked so deep. He looked into my eyes that rolled up in my head as I was in euphoric ecstasy!

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Happy Blogversary

TW started to come immediately. I grabbed her sexy hips, noticing the strap marks across her ass, and started to fuck her in earnest. She had tied her hair in a pony tail. I did what any horny, dominant male would do and grabbed it and pulled her head back. I asked her how it felt to be out in the woods with all those guys fucking her. TW exploded in orgasm. Her legs locked up and she actually pushed the two of us back a foot or so. I almost fell into the whirlpool tub. I continued to pull on her pony tail while she came violently on my cock. I also got to watch her beautiful, sexy breasts sway to and fro while we fucked. Bathroom mirrors are so cool, aren't they?

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Be Careful What You Wish For

We walked arm in arm to her condo. We started up the stairs. She turned to me pressing her body close and we kissed. A long... slow... deep.. sensual kiss. She whispered "I want to take my pants off and fuck you right here on the stairs (we were outside of the downstairs unit at this point)." She lifted her shirt and placed my hand on her tits. She move up one step. I lowered my mouth to her nipple. She grabbed my hair and crushed my mouth hard against her nipple.

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Screwing the Nextdoor Neighbor

I kept looking at his crotch, thinking about his cock, only covered by the thin fabric of his speedo bathing suit. "You must be uncomfortable in that wet suit." I said, realizing it was almost dry by now anyway.

"Yeah, well they dry quick." he answered, looking down at it.

"I bet it would dry even quicker hanging on my clothesline. I had a short clothsline on the deck for drying swimsuits and towels. I nodded toward it.

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See also: Sugasm #86: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

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Ah, the thrill of the open road, the wind in your hair, the low rumble of the engine under your seat, the stickshift in your hand ... or somewhere else. Today's collection of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week celebrates two of America's great freedoms: our inalienable right to drive cars and to masturbate. (Sometimes at the same time!) Go along for the ride as these writers detail auto erotic exploits from the simple joys of a PB&J sandwich for lunch with a blow job on the side to a Craigslist car encounter. Fuck rising gas prices; let's park!

Jump in and ride shotgun with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Nooner, Part 2

I slid down between his legs and the back of the passenger seat and began to suck him off, enjoying every moment of it. Out of the blue, all of a sudden, a car parked right next to us and I heard the car door slam. I looked up with his cock still in my mouth. "It's ok, kitten, he doesn't even know we're in the car" and I continued with what I was doing, hoping that the stranger in the car next to us would peek into the darkened windows on his way by. Whether he did or not, I don't know, because I put all my energy into putting on a show for him whether or not he saw it. "Catalina, Stop."

- Catalina Loves Her Collar

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My Slave Husband's Collaring

I then unbound him, removed the gag and he whimpered "i hate that." I know he does. he really dislikes pain, but he endures it because he knows how much pleasure it brings Me. This is one of the many things that makes him so special... one of the many reasons I love him so much.

I walked with him into the bedroom where I had him kneel at the foot of My bed and worship My feet, I then placed both feet upon his face and has him sniff, and lick and kiss My soles.

I then slid one foot down his body and slipped My toes around his cock and masturbated him until he came, moaning, his body jerking and his cum gushing all over My feet.

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Lips

His hand slipped upwards, between my breasts until I felt it on my neck. His touch, light yet strong as his fingers strummed over the sensitive skin of my neck, his mouth still tasting my neck. My hands reached behind me, grasping to feel him, to feel his cock. He sensed my eagerness to touch and tease him. I felt him pulsing beneath the denim. He bent slightly forward, whispered into my ear, "Get in the Jeep."

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Facials, Group Nudity and What It's Like Having a Bisexual Wife

Yesterday, I shot a beautifully large load on Lauren's tongue and face. I don't always shoot really big loads, but when I do it's worth writing about on this blog. What made this load unique was that it happened when she was sucking my cock in the shower. We shower together at least once a week but usually when we shower we'll go only as far as foreplay and then continue the action in the bedroom. Not so this time. After we kissed, masturbated and just basically groped the hell out of each other, Lauren dropped to her knees, sucked me off for about 5-7 minutes and then stuck out her tongue and tilted her head back for the facial. I delivered in a big way.

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A Stranger, A Car

We stopped the car.
We'd just met an hour before. I'd posted an ad on Craig's list: my boyfriend is out of town, and I need to someone to give me a good, hard fuck. No strings attached, as they say. Dozens of men had responded, and I had a good time exchanging dirty emails and pictures with them. There was the teacher at an exclusive private high school. The businessman in town for the weekend. The lonely low-level administrator at a giant corporation. And then there was this man, who'd sent me pictures of himself lolling on a beach in Europe, and also fucking a bony little woman with a shaved pussy. I wondered who she was, but if he was up for some fun, so was I.

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Last Night in the Sauna

Standing there in the grope room, one of his hands gripping my cock and the other my hair, I sensed a stillness around us. The watchers by the door had paused in their wanking, waiting to see what was about to happen. The one on the floor who had been playing with my arse and cock was looking up expectantly. The man in front of me looked down at his spit sliding over my nipple and smiled. He spat again, this time at my face and I felt it hit m upper lip.

"Lick it off, cunt," he ordered, giving my cock a hard squeeze for emphasis.

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See also: Sugasm #85: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via adult-media.net (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Video Playpen: Riding In Cars With Boys (And Humping Them), Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Streamers, noisemakers, little pointed hats, some cake to smear on naked boobies ... who doesn't love a party, dude? Whether your idea of a good time is an intimate soirée or a gala fucking event, you'll wish you'd gotten an invite when the writers of some of our favorite posts from the sex blog scene this week regale you with their party tales. We're talking amateur strippers, girls with strap-ons and boys in Kiss makeup. Heck, these are the types of shindigs even we'd leave our computers for!

Grab a cup and party hearty with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Party Games, Part 2

The performance to remove her panties had every man and maybe one or two of the women, squirming in their seats until she finally revealed the prettiest pussy I had ever seen. It first came into view from behind like the others had who preceded her, because she had bent forward - rear towards us, to remove her scant panties.

The perfect bed of blond hair that came into view as she turned brought a teardrop to the end of every penis present.

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Frustration

Last weekend I went to a queer and transgendered women play party. I was totally out of my element, completely thrown into a world where I wasn't quite so comfortable. I was open to what might happen, but still I was nervous. I didn't really expect that (considering how stupidly nervous I was) to play, but I like the option open to me. Alas, It wasn't going to happen. Out of nowhere (thank you mother nature) I got my period. So not only was I not going to play, but I was ridiculously horny on top of it.

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Two Stories About Sex In Which No Actual Sex Takes Place

At first, I didn't know what I was looking at. It seemed like something was missing. It was just a hairless mound which, based on what little I knew about human anatomy, should have contained a penis. Emily held her dress aloft like it was a boat sail and she was waiting for a gust of wind. She gazed at me expectantly, obviously awaiting some kind of reaction, even though neither of us had a clue just what that reaction should be.

Lacking any other ideas, I stuck out my tongue, wagged it at her and screamed, "Rock and rooooooll!" I had no idea at the time just how dirty that was. I was just following the script.

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A Birthday Party

Joe, the birthday boy, was told by Vicki that his 'present' was waiting for him in her bedroom, and led him away from the rest of us, grabbing one of the wives by the hand to join them as they left the room, all of us laughing at her brashness, but that's Vicki. The gates were thus opened, and I found myself soon joined on the couch by Harry, Vicki's husband, and Ralph, one of the group. We were laughing, and sharing yet another joint, feeling no pain. I knew, by the body English and all, that Harry and Ralph were wanting to fuck me. I thought to myself that it'd been quite a while since I played with 2 cocks at the same time, and decided, in my mind, to go along with their flirtations.

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First Date Etiquette Revised
"What's the problem?" I asked.

He looked into my eyes, and said in a low tone, "I would suggest that you take your gift to the bathroom, and open it there. It's not the sort of gift that was designed for public consumption."
My mind boggled. As well it might have.
The bright coloured wrapping was innocuous enough not to draw any special attention from a casual glance. However, I'm used to the more obvious range of store wrapping paper, as a result of being a mother with small children who attend birthday parties, so it was glaringly obvious to me that whatever was contained in this intriguing package was not something that could be put away for a random five-year-old.

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See also: Sugasm #84: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Party Hardcore (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Now this is what we think of when we think of bachelor parties. Well, fantasy bachelor parties anyway. In the real world, "stripper" rarely equals "hooker" and even though we've personally seen the hired help do some crazy things at the various stag fests we've attended, it almost never turns into an actual porn movie. However, a bunch of bored guys standing around in the background drinking beer and gabbing is totally accurate and adds a nice touch of authenticity to this scene. See, the only problem with real bachelor parties is that the guest lists are made up entirely of drunken horned up straight dudes ... and who wants to hang out with them anyway?

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· Bachelor Party Fuckfest (XXXUploads)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

· Victoria Beckham is very excited to be living in Los Angeles. Isn't it supposed to be warmer there or something? (egotastic.com)

· Emilia Attias does her fellow Argentinians proud. We hope to see more of her pampas. (latenightpictures.com)

· An inventor submits a patent for a "penile volumetric measuring device." Finally, scientists are creating something useful! (wired.com; previously spotted @ X-Rated Patents and right here)

· Details magazine discovers that there are white chicks who like black dicks. Next month: Guys who like to watch lesbians kiss each other. (men.style.com)

· The real cowboys of the real Old West enjoyed their sex. Really, what else is there to do out on the range? (enidnews.com)

· The UK unveils a sex stimulant for women that they can wear as a patch. Surprisingly, it doesn't cover their eyes so they can fantasize about Brad Pitt. (earthtimes.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives