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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Wishful Thinking

Again, spread open for your pleasure, you slide your fingers into my pussy. You press down against the tight rings inside and stop at the deepest part of my pussy. Unable to control the tightening, I arch. With one hand touching me inside, you press the other down against the curls at the top of my pussy.

"Please." I manage to work out into the heat.

"Please what?"

"Please put your mouth on me. Suck."

- The Naughty One

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Property Doing Hard Time!

Lastly she will be forced to remain in the shed naked except for a pair of panties, the reason? The dildo and butt plug that will fill her body, as a constant reminder that she will be fucked when I WANT and that her body is mine to use and rent, not hers to flaunt in front of others when permission isn't granted. I will wind her up bringing her close to orgasm by sliding the dildo and butt plug in and out at random times. I will use the dildo to teast her clit and then leave her begging and wanting more.

- Journey of a kept woman

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seven years

Her dress concealed a tight black corset and stockings. Dress pooled around her feet, I pressed her across the desk, ass raised. My hand came down in a solid slap that left her ass pink and then followed with another that left it red. She had small hips, and I practically lifted her off the ground when I pulled her back against me, nestling myself along the length of her ass. She laid herself along the top of the desk, raising her ass so that her naked sex slid roughly across my jeans.

- Blood, Sex, Crimson

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A virgin does Thunder, part II

he ran his hands softly down my body and knelt down beside me, and asked me how I was doing. I opened my eyes and turned my face to meet his. "Fucking fantastic," I managed. He asked me what I liked, and I muttered something about my back especially. "More?" he asked, simply. "YES," I sighed. He smirked and said "Yes, what?" I was confused. He repeated the question. "Yes... sir?" I guessed. He chuckled and said "I was looking for please - you don't have to call me sir. I think that's an earned title. But that'll work."

- (un)Scripted Sexuality

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Risqué Abstracts #31

Right at this moment? I'm thinking about how much I'd love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I'm working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I'm easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you.

- Easily Aroused

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fucking hard, feeling good

When he turned me on my knees, he reached up and grabbed my hair and pulled me back. He climbed up over me, pushing my face down and drilled hard into my cunt. God, it was good. Sooo fucking good. I thought that it has been a long time, a really long time that I was fucked so hard for so long. Each position change was either deeper or harder or simply better than the one before. It was too hard for me to have an orgasm, but I really enough to send me moaning and grunting like a whore.

- Bad Bad Girl

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See also: Sugasm #142: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via A Fetish Page (TGP/preview gallery @ afetishpage.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (dailymotion.com)
· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (lustfilms.com, via pussycalor.com)

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Previously: Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm on a kick-ass coed Ultimate Frisbee team. We are all hot, drink tequila together, go naked hot-tubbing, and reward great plays with lap dances. And each of us is at least 10 percent gay. I want to take the team to the logical next level: an orgy. I brought up the subject at the last team meeting, but everyone thought it was a joke. Can you suggest a way to get a whole team to be GGG?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

My wife recorded me using my new dildo on myself last night. Being on the receiving end, I know how great it felt. When we watched it , I was shocked that I took it, like I did. Maybe things look bigger on video, but I couldn't even believe that it was me that was taking a dildo in my ass like that.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

My boyfriend discovered that if he uses a small amount of Cocaine and a bit of water with a .5 cc syringe that he can numb his penis, therefore lasting a great deal longer before ejaculating. When he does reach orgasm he says its the strongest he's ever had and feels like he has way more ejaculate to unload than normal which he says feels great. Is this safe for him to do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I'm an early-50s man who has recently gotten into urethral play. When I was a kid, I remember putting a small stick in there a few times, and that it felt good, but then one day it got all irritated...Assuming I am going to stick something in my urethra again (and I'm pretty sure I will—I am getting hard just thinking about it now), what's the best way to go about experimenting safely?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

Why is it that when I kiss my lady's nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

Whenever i matstubate and cum, it never really gets out it really a very small amount of cum and also it drips out of my penis... Im straight and sometimes jerk off with my friends together and they all shoot and also shoot alot... :??? Is there something wrong?

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· Ask Rachel and Claire (babeland.com)

How do I know when I have had a orgasm?

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· All Sex Advice (allsexadvice.com)

One of my girls bi friends told her some time ago that the best head she ever got was from another girl, and that no guy could ever do it as well. Something about how only a girl knows exactly what another girl wants. That's not true, is it? At least not ALWAYS true? If a guy and a girl both used the same techniques, they would both be great, right?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

The researchers determined that there were structural anatomical differences between a group of women that experiences orgasmic sex and another that doesn't, that these differences could be the key to their "release," and that someday doctors could actually perform a test to see if you too have these magic powers.

On the other hand, some say that they're full of it—that these anatomical differences may mean nothing; having or not having g-spot does not make or break the ability to orgasm; and that the whole study (which involved a whopping 20 women) was highly flawed. In other words: If they're trying to get women off, maybe they just aren't doing it right. After carefully weighing the evidence, our conclusion is that all this book learnin' is hard!

· Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (newscientist.com)
· More inaccurate g spot information from New Scientist (mysexprofessor.com)
· Yes, Virgins, There Is A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours (Jezebel)
· Scientific demonstration by Sydney Moon (via askjolene.com)

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· Star Trek Orgasms (YouTube, via flabber.nl)

Previously: "Klingon Sex Manual", Orion Slave Girls, Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am finally in a position to relate to people and get things I want, one of those things being solving my little virginity problem. Thing is, after 34 years of just not thinking about it (beyond pornographic wank sessions that have nothing to do with real people), I don't exactly know what I want and truly have no idea how to go about getting it.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend have come to the agreement that when we are both 16 we will have sex (for both of us it will be the first time). How can I make our first time enjoyable and memorable?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I am 44 years old and I am a virgin. When I was younger, I was a momma's boy, I was an only child and was not allowed to go anywhere unless my mother could also follow.

When I finally escaped to college I made sure that I was 100 miles away from home. ... There were women there, but I had no idea how to approach them... so I got drunk.

I haven't dated in over 10 years now. lately my fantasies have gone more from sex with a woman to being sexually dominated by a woman ... Could I possibly meet a woman who would understand and be patient with me?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm still a virgin, but my bf thinks I'm not. ... We've been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don't know what I'm doing.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My wife and I were making love the other night and after about 20 minutes of great sex she told me she was going to come. She went ahead and had a great orgasm and then pretty much shut down. ... She felt that since on other (rare) occasions I have had an orgasm and she hasn't, it was okay to leave me the way she did. What gives?

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· Ask Rachel & Claire (babeland.com)

Do you have any tips on how I could make my solo sex life more satisfying? I know what to do to get myself off, but I want something more. Is this all there is?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

My girlfriend has tried everything, including oral sex, but I still can't climax when we make love. I'm 24 and I'm not as sexually experienced as I would like. I have only had sex a few times with previous girlfriends and I couldn't climax then. In fact, it has only ever happened when I'm asleep, during a dream.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

It's my biggest fantasy to watch my girl bang another man. How can I get her to cross over that imaginary (but very real) line?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

The other night I went home with a fat chick. We messed around all night and I got the best blowjob of my life. When I told my boys, they didn't seem surprised - apparently it's common knowledge that fat chicks suck a mean dick. Is this always true?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

· "Model sues Szul Jewelry over Web ad" (nydailynews.com)
· "NY Lawsuit: My Commercial Looks Lewd" (ap.google.com)

Previously: Women Fighting Over Porn (And Not In The Good Way), Violet Vs. Tyra: Clash Of The Titans

Is it wrong to be jealous of inanimate objects? For starters, the "male" star of this clip comes equipped with a motorized tongue, which means no jaw strain and an inexhaustible supply of energy, at least until his batteries wear out. His rigid plastic anatomy means he doesn't ever suffer from any sort of performance problems (not that we ever do either, of course, but we've heard it can be a problem sometimes.) And if all that wasn't enough, he gets to spend several minutes being covered and smothered by the remarkably fit Desirae of Naughty At Home. The guy takes an awful lot of abuse and doesn't seem to feel a thing—and even his partner seems totally willing to do anything to make him happy. She does know he's a doll right?

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· Fuck with Puppy (XXXUploads)
· Naughty At Home (naughtyathome.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

In theory, masturbation is all about you. You touch yourself where you want, when you want, and how you want, until you get exactly what you want. Still, we can't escape that feeling that some part of Syvette Wimberly is just doing this for the people. She knows you're watching, and not only does she not care, for her it's kind of the point. We hope it doesn't ruin the magic to know that she knows that you know what she's doing, but we think it's a nice gesture that she's this touchy-feely stuff is for you as much as it is for her. The look on her face shows just how proud she is of her, uh ... handiwork.

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· "Rub that Snatch !!" (PornoTube)
· Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Those of you who can't even be bothered to press 2 when calling customer service hotlines might have been a little flummoxed by those bi-lingual G-spot instructions we pointed you to earlier this week. But don't fret—we assure you that the location is real, and there are plenty of other folks out there determined to help you find it. Take the ladies of Liquid Love, an instructional DVD that's sort of like a cross between Red Shoe Diaries, "Squirtwoman 2", and an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, only with much cooler "re-enactments." Judging by the (surprisingly graphic) trailers, these women are very in touch with their bodies and have used their knowledge to unlock the secrets of Dr. Gr fenberg's wet and wild wonderland—specifically female ejaculation and lots of it. The soothing new age music and polite voices are reason enough to watch, but it should be even more valuable to all the doubters out there who are still convinced that squirting is some elaborate magic trick. David Copperfield ain't got nothing on these chicks.

· Liquid Love: The G-Spot Explosion (glamourtelevision.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: How To: Find The G-Spot (In Spanish!), Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman, Flesh Flicks: Squirt Power, Porn Valley Dispatch: Again With The Squirting, DVD Review: "Squirt Hunter 3", Fleshbot Poll: To Squirt or Not To Squirt?, Susie Bright's G-Spot Fraud Detection Squad, DVD Review: "Nina Hartley's Guide to Female Ejaculation", The Squirting Dialogues

This post is for all you non-believers out there who still aren't convinced that the G-spot does in fact exist. It's true that trying to find it may sometimes feel like trying to read an epic novel in a foreign language, but what if you tried to look for it in a foreign language? The fantastically-named blog Inner El Pendejo Trenol gico has an exhaustive study—with diagrams!—explaining just where and how to focus your search and what to do once you get there. The only problem, of course, is that it's written in Spanish so you may find yourself a little tounge-tied before all is said and done. (Which wouldn't be such a bad thing when you think about it.) However, if you still can't figure it out, the accompanying video—a mashup of several sexual instructional clips—is in English and is about as close you'll get to actual GPS navigation (G-spot Positioning System?) to el Punto G. Let your expedition begin!

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· G-spot (metacafe.com)
· "Video sobre como encontrar y estimular el Punto G en la mujer" (innerpendejo.net)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Cunnilingus For Dummies, How to Deep Throat

· Julieta Prandi is more proof that whatever Argentina is putting in its water to create a race of models with super-powered asses, it's working. (latenightpictures.com)

· Why aren't Americans as cool as Europeans when it comes to the nudity? Put your pants back on and we'll talk about it. (alternet.org)

· Does doing the single leg squat while exercising really give women orgasms? It probably depends who is underneath them when they do it. (random-good-stuff.com)

· Durex condoms thinks America isn't having enough sex. Maybe America thinks the sensation just isn't strong enough. (prnewswire.com)

· A new law in Ohio would set a curfew for adult bookstores, forcing them to close at midnight. But then where are you supposed to spend your money after getting thrown out of the bars? (xbiz.com)

· The woman responsible for marketing The Cone made it to the top of the IT world the old fashioned way: she slept with the boss. That sounds like a pretty good marketing strategy to us. (theinquirer.net)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· We thought these Ainett Stephens pictures would be a nice way to start your day. Why start working sooner than you have to? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Single women have more orgasms than women who have partners—unless you want to count Magic Wands and Rabbits as partners. (smh.com.au)

· The British star of a classic children's fantasy movie takes his clothes off during his latest stage performance. No, not Daniel Radcliffe ... it's Sir Ian McKellen. Do you really want to know how much magic Gandolf is packing? (metro.co.uk)

· The 2007 Oberlin Women's Rugby Calendar aims to demonstrate "the ways in which our society has made the female body a commodity and how female rugby players have acknowledged and overcome these standards". Well, that and what a naked female rugby scrum looks like. (oberlin.edu - thanks AJ)

· Remember people, "nude beach" does not mean "go behind the willow trees and have sex beach." That's what highway rest stops are for. (firstcoastnews.com)

· Should art instructors be able to force you to draw nudes or fail you if you refuse? Can they afford not to? (theglobeandmail.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

We confess that despite the continuing backlash over her anointment as America's favorite pixie sprite, we are still big fans of Rachael Ray. We also confess that it might have something to do with those sassy photos she did for FHM back in the day. (Yum-o!) However, there may be something else that helps explain our curious attraction to her, something subtle—almost subliminal—that keeps us coming back for more "30 Minute Meals" and "$40 A Day" marathons. Watch these two video montages of Rache's best Food Network moments and tell us if you notice it too ... or rather, turn up the volume and tell us if you hear anything. Just don't blame us when someone overhears it and thinks you're watching something dirty. (Or are you?)

· Rachael Ray $40 a Day Montage (YouTube)
· See also: "Tasting Rachael Ray" (naomileibowitz.com)
· Rachel Ray in FHM (torontopics.com)

Previously: Sexpots (?) In The Kitchen

· Meet the babes of Hollyoaks, who may explain why it's one of the UK's most popular TV shows. They could have picked any British series to remake here in America and they chose "The Office"? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Note to the good folks at SFGate.com: If you're going to post stories with an anti-porn slant and change around the headlines and positions of porn-positive items on your site in the process, do not fuck with Violet Blue. She's not our gal Friday for nothing, you know. (tinynibbles.com; more @ Boing Boing)

· We'd make a lame My Bloody Valentine reference in telling you about this story of a date gone horribly wrong, but we're certain approximately 5.873 blogs have already beat us to the punch. (Besides, "Loveless" is too good an album to make bad jokes with.) (Defamer)

· It's legal to buy and own adult films in Australia, but that doesn't matter because it's against the law to sell them. That kind of logic must make our own Congress jealous. (xbiz.com)

· It is, however, still completely illegal to sell sex toys in Alabama, which at least demonstrates some consistency. We'd call for a travel boycott to protest their ridculous legislation, but really—who goes there anyway? (xbiz.com)

· We think we may finally found the perfect way to get teenagers to stop having sex: Make them attend the sex education classes as their grandparents. They'll never be horny again. (nytimes.com)

· Yes, the rumors are true—female orgasms do exist. Here's out to identify them in the wild. (msnbc.msn.com)

· Lots of cell phone companies are getting into the mobile porn biz, but they would rather you not know that. Just smile and nod and your naughty text messages will arrive shortly. (computing.co.uk)

· China will not be intimidated by New York City and they have their own branded condoms to prove it. Then again, they didn't get a billion people by being cautious. (voyage.typepad.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Forget the SAG Awards: it's time to honor the true heroes—graphic designers who can work a cock and balls into an otherwise innocent corporate logos. Presenting the Phallic Logo Awards. (b3ta.com, via wired.com)

· Playboy is planning to introduce a new channel that's all Jenna Jameson, all the time. You can't escape, so stop struggling. (upi.com)

· What do San Franciscans think about Kink.com taking over the famous armory building? Let's just say that complaining about kinky people in San Francisco won't win you a lot of sympathy. (sfgate.com)

· You know the cheesy music in porn films that isn't very good and most people just ignore anyway? Well, John "Buttman" Stagliano takes that stuff very seriously for some reason. (Note: this may be the first time Reuters has published the word "Buttman" in a story.) (reuters.com)

· Neurologically speaking, female orgasms are so powerful that they could kill a mortal man. That sounds like a pretty good way to go. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· A Canadian cellphone company is now selling porn downloads. Those guys need something to keep them warm up there during their long, long winters. (canada.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· No, Krystal Forscutt is not just another hot British babe that all the magazines are fawning over. She's Australian, silly. (gorillamask.net)

· You can't see her face in any of these pictures, but trust us, that's Cameron Diaz. Her ass is just the way remember it. (drunkenstepfather.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· A naked breast, masturbation and sadomasochism? Wow, we have got to go to Broadway shows more often. (news24.com)

· People from all walks of life take up sex work to earn a few extra bucks, and having sex with someone (even if one of you is paying for it) boosts your self-esteem. We're not just stating the obvious; someone actually looked into this. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· We thought the Zune was supposed to be some kind of music player. So what's up with the blowjobs and free porn? (adrants.com)

· What's the difference between male orgasms and female orgasms? Stop us if you've heard this joke before. (sexuality.about.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Someday, the as-yet-unfulfilled promise of completely immersive virtual reality will mean that we'll be able to enjoy all those tried-and-true Hot or Not and Rate My (insert body part or sexy article of clothing here) sites not just by merely ogling pictures of the participants, but by being able to actually hear, touch, taste, and smell them as well. That joyous day might not yet arrived, but the future just got a little closer with Moanfest, a clever babelog that lets you rate the oohs and aahs of various hotties via a selection of video clips. If someone wants to run with the concept and develop a Taste My Taint version, we'll be first in line for beta testing. After all, we spend enough time as it is with our tongues pressed up against our monitors in this job anyway. (Maybe we shouldn't have admitted that.)

· Moanfest: The Internet Orgasm Contest (moanfest.com - thanks J.)

Previously: SonicErotica, Sex Audia, Sexual Songs, Melissa Midwest: "Confessions of a Teen", Topless Radio, Masturbation Passion, Pornosonic, The Boog, Aural Erotica