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Renai Caruso Gets "Satisfaction" (And A Screaming Orgasm, Too)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

For reasons we've yet to determine, recent years have resulted in a rash of sex worker-focused entertainment: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," "The Girlfriend Experience," and, as we discovered today, Australia's "Satisfaction."

We'll have to get back to you on what it is about the aughts that's led to this explosion in sex work cinema (and TV shows); but, uh, as long as these shows depict women as enthusiastic about their careers as Ms. Caruso appears to be...well, we'll have no qualms about seeing more (and more, and more) of them.

· "Satisfaction" (imdb.com)
· Renai Caruso in "Satisfaction" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Sex And Death With "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:00:00 EDT

How is it that a show about a serial killer gives us one of the best female orgasms on American TV? We couldn't begin to guess...but we will happily watch Courtney Ford in ecstasy all day long.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)

Beautiful Agony Turns 5

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Artists and advertisers may think that they were the ones who discovered o-face erotica, but we know the true score. That distinction belongs to Beautiful Agony, a website that's about to celebrate its fifth birthday.

The DIY video site (brought to you by the same people as I Shot Myself and I Feel Myself) has been growing steady over the years, and now boasts over 1500 faces. To celebrate their success, they've given us an exclusive first look at stills from a few of their newest sets. Enjoy them responsibly (and if they happen to inspire you to make some art of your own, well—we hear Beautiful Agony is always looking for new models).

Beautiful Agony (beautifulagony.com)
Beautiful Agony (beautifulagony.com)
Beautiful Agony (beautifulagony.com)
Beautiful Agony (beautifulagony.com)

"Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (It's Not A Myth)

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:30:00 EDT

When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD.

First of all, Nina Hartley is fucking adorable. She's smart, charming and genuinely cares whether you (that's right, you who are reading this right now) have amazing sex. While you're watching the first scene in which married couple Devon and Marcus have a threesome with Nina — talking, explaining and laughing all the while — you wish that you could have her around every time you wanted to fuck your lover, to give you words of encouragement, a vibrator and a bit of oral stimulation. And wouldn't you know it, after a number of very real orgasms on Devon's part, all three achieved the heretofore fabled simultaneous "O".

Nina's co-host, Kayden Kross, is unbelievably sexy and well-spoken — cooing that she has no problem with simultaneous orgasms because she's pretty much having orgasms all the time. (Lucky ~~bitch~~ beautiful multi-orgasmic woman.) The scene with her and Erik Everhard is panty-soaking. (Maybe you don't wear panties, but you get the picture.) The chemistry between the two is perfect, and Kayden is pretty much cumming the entire time. If these two looked any more enthusiastic and turned-on — well, I don't think they possibly could, so there you go. And they too come at the same time, and it's fucking hot. Sweet jesus christ.

In conclusion, if you are looking to learn intelligently explained techniques to employ with your lover to enhance your sex life, you need this DVD. If you are looking to jack off to a hot porn with stars who are genuinely enjoying themselves, you need this DVD. And if you are one of the Doubting Thomases who need to see the simultaneous "O" to believe it, you definitely need this DVD. It's even better than a unicorn, we swear.

· Buy "Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (adameve.com)

· Images courtesy of "Stills from 'Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms'" (avn.com)

We'll Have What She's Having

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:30:01 EST

This video isn't from o-face extravaganza Beautiful Agony, but it easily could be... for the first half, at least. And that first half is hot enough to make us forget about the rest. (adgabber.com)

It's Like We're Praying All The Time!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:30:10 EST

We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

Today is apparently International Orgasm...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:02:27 EDT

Today is apparently International Orgasm Day, which is not to be confused with the UK's National Orgasm Day or Global Orgasm Day or Cosmic Orgasm Day. With all these orgasms going on, we're going to have to start scheduling them into our day planner. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: In Denial

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:40:16 EDT

In today's roundup of some of the hottest moments from the sex blog scene, we'll watch a few of our favorite bloggers suffer through the end stages of sexual frustration. Maybe it's not nice to perv on other folks' pain, but we just can't help ourselves.! After all, there really is something sexy about reading how hard they're aching for release. In fact, for all we know they might still be begging for those orgasms they so desperatly crave while we spend our lunch break playing ring toss with the interns in our stockroom, because our lives are just super erotic that way (not that we'd ever rub it in). Pity them if you will—but try not to enjoy their pain too much, OK? 'Cause that would be just plain wrong.

Get schadenfreudelicious (yes, you can borrow that if you want) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Wishful Thinking

Again, spread open for your pleasure, you slide your fingers into my pussy. You press down against the tight rings inside and stop at the deepest part of my pussy. Unable to control the tightening, I arch. With one hand touching me inside, you press the other down against the curls at the top of my pussy.

"Please." I manage to work out into the heat.

"Please what?"

"Please put your mouth on me. Suck."

- The Naughty One

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Property Doing Hard Time!

Lastly she will be forced to remain in the shed naked except for a pair of panties, the reason? The dildo and butt plug that will fill her body, as a constant reminder that she will be fucked when I WANT and that her body is mine to use and rent, not hers to flaunt in front of others when permission isn't granted. I will wind her up bringing her close to orgasm by sliding the dildo and butt plug in and out at random times. I will use the dildo to teast her clit and then leave her begging and wanting more.

- Journey of a kept woman

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seven years

Her dress concealed a tight black corset and stockings. Dress pooled around her feet, I pressed her across the desk, ass raised. My hand came down in a solid slap that left her ass pink and then followed with another that left it red. She had small hips, and I practically lifted her off the ground when I pulled her back against me, nestling myself along the length of her ass. She laid herself along the top of the desk, raising her ass so that her naked sex slid roughly across my jeans.

- Blood, Sex, Crimson

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A virgin does Thunder, part II

he ran his hands softly down my body and knelt down beside me, and asked me how I was doing. I opened my eyes and turned my face to meet his. "Fucking fantastic," I managed. He asked me what I liked, and I muttered something about my back especially. "More?" he asked, simply. "YES," I sighed. He smirked and said "Yes, what?" I was confused. He repeated the question. "Yes... sir?" I guessed. He chuckled and said "I was looking for please - you don't have to call me sir. I think that's an earned title. But that'll work."

- (un)Scripted Sexuality

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Risqué Abstracts #31

Right at this moment? I'm thinking about how much I'd love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I'm working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I'm easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you.

- Easily Aroused

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fucking hard, feeling good

When he turned me on my knees, he reached up and grabbed my hair and pulled me back. He climbed up over me, pushing my face down and drilled hard into my cunt. God, it was good. Sooo fucking good. I thought that it has been a long time, a really long time that I was fucked so hard for so long. Each position change was either deeper or harder or simply better than the one before. It was too hard for me to have an orgasm, but I really enough to send me moaning and grunting like a whore.

- Bad Bad Girl

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Thumbnail via A Fetish Page (TGP/preview gallery @ afetishpage.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

"Barcelona Sex Project": Real People, Real Orgasms

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT

During our time on this job, we've found that the best way to get people to talk about their sex lives is simply to ask them. (Or don't, because most of them will tell you even if you don't want to know.) But an even better way to learn about what makes folks tick sexually is to get them in front of a camera, find out what they're into ... and then maybe have them get naked and masturbate in front of you. That seems to have worked for director Erika Lust and her latest effort, "Barcelona Sex Project." Three men and three women talk about their private lives and sexual feelings and then oblige the audience with an on-camera orgasm. It's simple, it's honest, and way more interesting than any "Real World" confessional. (Watch the trailer below.)

· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (dailymotion.com)
· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (lustfilms.com, via pussycalor.com)

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Previously: Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:10:15 EDT

Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the "G-Shot". We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk)

Best Of Sex Advice: How Does This Thing Work Again?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:30:25 EDT

So what have you been up to lately? Our Best of Sex Advice roundup took the a couple of months off to visit some kind of swinger's resort in the Caribbean and is now being mysteriously quiet about the details. We've been saving up lots of questions in the meantime, however, and now it's finally ready to answer some of them. As usual, they generally revolve around the one pressing theme that seems to be a mainstay of sex advice columnists everywhere: "How do I get hot people to do filthy things to me?" Of course if anyone ever truly answers that question, we'll all be out of a job. But until that day arrives, we'll take whatever advice we can get.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I'm on a kick-ass coed Ultimate Frisbee team. We are all hot, drink tequila together, go naked hot-tubbing, and reward great plays with lap dances. And each of us is at least 10 percent gay. I want to take the team to the logical next level: an orgy. I brought up the subject at the last team meeting, but everyone thought it was a joke. Can you suggest a way to get a whole team to be GGG?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

My wife recorded me using my new dildo on myself last night. Being on the receiving end, I know how great it felt. When we watched it , I was shocked that I took it, like I did. Maybe things look bigger on video, but I couldn't even believe that it was me that was taking a dildo in my ass like that.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

My boyfriend discovered that if he uses a small amount of Cocaine and a bit of water with a .5 cc syringe that he can numb his penis, therefore lasting a great deal longer before ejaculating. When he does reach orgasm he says its the strongest he's ever had and feels like he has way more ejaculate to unload than normal which he says feels great. Is this safe for him to do?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I'm an early-50s man who has recently gotten into urethral play. When I was a kid, I remember putting a small stick in there a few times, and that it felt good, but then one day it got all irritated...Assuming I am going to stick something in my urethra again (and I'm pretty sure I will—I am getting hard just thinking about it now), what's the best way to go about experimenting safely?

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· Stacey Grenrock Woods (esquire.com)

Why is it that when I kiss my lady's nipple, all of a sudden I get garlic breath?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

Whenever i matstubate and cum, it never really gets out it really a very small amount of cum and also it drips out of my penis... Im straight and sometimes jerk off with my friends together and they all shoot and also shoot alot... :??? Is there something wrong?

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· Ask Rachel and Claire (babeland.com)

How do I know when I have had a orgasm?

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· All Sex Advice (allsexadvice.com)

One of my girls bi friends told her some time ago that the best head she ever got was from another girl, and that no guy could ever do it as well. Something about how only a girl knows exactly what another girl wants. That's not true, is it? At least not ALWAYS true? If a guy and a girl both used the same techniques, they would both be great, right?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

World's Greatest Porn Video Game Comes To Life

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:14:44 EDT

A couple weeks ago, we brought you the heartwarming tale of fake TV actor Tracey Jordan and his quest to create the ultimate porn video game. (Working title: "Gorgasm: The Legend of Dongslayer") We're happy to tell you that the dream is still alive, and the season finale of "30 Rock" brought us some crucial behind the scenes footage of the making of this animated classic. Like all good porn, convincing actors are the key and this fantasy adventure is relying on the seductive pipes of Jane Krakowski. Are her orgasms authentic enough to fool even the most hardcore gamer? Only the magical sex elves know for sure.

· "30 Rock" (full episode @ hulu.com)

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Previously: "The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck

Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to...

Jonnobot — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:30:10 EDT

Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to decide whether a picture is a still from a porn flick or simply lifted from some wholly unrelated pop culture phenomenon—in this case "The Hills", which is about as far from porn as you can get, certain persistent sex tape rumours notwithstanding. It never gets old, does it? (Gawker; more @ men.style.com)

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:00:43 EDT

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they're not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you're not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my)

Ignorance Is (Literally) Bliss?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:40:29 EDT

Researchers say that smart girls don't have as many orgasms because they over-think everything. Or maybe dumb girls are just so happy to get laid that they don't know the difference? (thesun.co.uk)

The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:51:58 EST

Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything.

The researchers determined that there were structural anatomical differences between a group of women that experiences orgasmic sex and another that doesn't, that these differences could be the key to their "release," and that someday doctors could actually perform a test to see if you too have these magic powers.

On the other hand, some say that they're full of it—that these anatomical differences may mean nothing; having or not having g-spot does not make or break the ability to orgasm; and that the whole study (which involved a whopping 20 women) was highly flawed. In other words: If they're trying to get women off, maybe they just aren't doing it right. After carefully weighing the evidence, our conclusion is that all this book learnin' is hard!

· Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (newscientist.com)
· More inaccurate g spot information from New Scientist (mysexprofessor.com)
· Yes, Virgins, There Is A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours (Jezebel)
· Scientific demonstration by Sydney Moon (via askjolene.com)

Always on the cutting edge of science and...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:26:30 EST

Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com)

Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:20:23 EST

Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or "an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina." It's true. They're called virgins. (mainichi.jp)

Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:20:40 EST

Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is.

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· Star Trek Orgasms (YouTube, via flabber.nl)

Previously: "Klingon Sex Manual", Orion Slave Girls, Sexy Trekkies, Naked Klingon Women

Best Of Sex Advice: Virgin Territory

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:56:52 EST

Sometimes we get down on you guys for knowing so little about what goes on in the bedroom, but then we remember that not everyone in the world gets to have sex as often as your average pornstar. (What a bummer, huh?!) In fact, from we can tell by this week's crop of sex questions, most you have never done it at all. There's nothing wrong with that, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but we've always found that the best way to learn is by doing. Just don't go to the Jersey Shore for your education. We love the advice those Jersey Girls dish out, but judging by the questions they get each week, we're beginning to think there might be something wrong with the water down there.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am finally in a position to relate to people and get things I want, one of those things being solving my little virginity problem. Thing is, after 34 years of just not thinking about it (beyond pornographic wank sessions that have nothing to do with real people), I don't exactly know what I want and truly have no idea how to go about getting it.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend have come to the agreement that when we are both 16 we will have sex (for both of us it will be the first time). How can I make our first time enjoyable and memorable?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I am 44 years old and I am a virgin. When I was younger, I was a momma's boy, I was an only child and was not allowed to go anywhere unless my mother could also follow.
When I finally escaped to college I made sure that I was 100 miles away from home. ... There were women there, but I had no idea how to approach them... so I got drunk.

I haven't dated in over 10 years now. lately my fantasies have gone more from sex with a woman to being sexually dominated by a woman ... Could I possibly meet a woman who would understand and be patient with me?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm still a virgin, but my bf thinks I'm not. ... We've been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don't know what I'm doing.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My wife and I were making love the other night and after about 20 minutes of great sex she told me she was going to come. She went ahead and had a great orgasm and then pretty much shut down. ... She felt that since on other (rare) occasions I have had an orgasm and she hasn't, it was okay to leave me the way she did. What gives?

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· Ask Rachel & Claire (babeland.com)

Do you have any tips on how I could make my solo sex life more satisfying? I know what to do to get myself off, but I want something more. Is this all there is?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

My girlfriend has tried everything, including oral sex, but I still can't climax when we make love. I'm 24 and I'm not as sexually experienced as I would like. I have only had sex a few times with previous girlfriends and I couldn't climax then. In fact, it has only ever happened when I'm asleep, during a dream.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

It's my biggest fantasy to watch my girl bang another man. How can I get her to cross over that imaginary (but very real) line?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

The other night I went home with a fat chick. We messed around all night and I got the best blowjob of my life. When I told my boys, they didn't seem surprised - apparently it's common knowledge that fat chicks suck a mean dick. Is this always true?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive