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G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm! Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the "G-Shot". We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk)

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Best Of Sex Advice: How Does This Thing Work Again?

So what have you been up to lately? Our Best of Sex Advice roundup took the a couple of months off to visit some kind of swinger's resort in the Caribbean and is now being mysteriously quiet about the details. We've been saving up lots of questions in the meantime, however, and now it's finally ready to answer some of them. As usual, they generally revolve around the one pressing theme that seems to be a mainstay of sex advice columnists everywhere: "How do I get hot people to do filthy things to me?" Of course if anyone ever truly answers that question, we'll all be out of a job. But until that day arrives, we'll take whatever advice we can get. More »

A friendly reminder from your environmentalist friends: going green isn't just about recycling and hybrid cars. You can green your sex toys, too—and this list of eco-friendly sex toys should help you get things going. (And they're not even all made of wood!) (smartplanet.com)

television

World's Greatest Porn Video Game Comes To Life

A couple weeks ago, we brought you the heartwarming tale of fake TV actor Tracey Jordan and his quest to create the ultimate porn video game. (Working title: "Gorgasm: The Legend of Dongslayer") We're happy to tell you that the dream is still alive, and the season finale of "30 Rock" brought us some crucial behind the scenes footage of the making of this animated classic. Like all good porn, convincing actors are the key and this fantasy adventure is relying on the seductive pipes of Jane Krakowski. Are her orgasms authentic enough to fool even the most hardcore gamer? Only the magical sex elves know for sure.

· "30 Rock" (full episode @ hulu.com)

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Previously: "The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck

Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to decide whether a picture is a still from a porn flick or simply lifted from some wholly unrelated pop culture phenomenon—in this case "The Hills", which is about as far from porn as you can get, certain persistent sex tape rumours notwithstanding. It never gets old, does it? (Gawker; more @ men.style.com)

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they're not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you're not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my)

Ignorance Is (Literally) Bliss? Researchers say that smart girls don't have as many orgasms because they over-think everything. Or maybe dumb girls are just so happy to get laid that they don't know the difference? (thesun.co.uk)

If you could bottle the charm of adult actress Morgan Reigns and sell it, you could probably make quite a profit. But don't try to bottle the liquids squirting out of her pussy, because she came up with that idea first. (Maybe she should be Morgan "Rains" instead?) (thenaughtyamerican.com; more Morgan @ kellyfind.com)

sexy science corner

The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?

Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything. More »

Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com)

Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or "an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina." It's true. They're called virgins. (mainichi.jp)

video

Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before

Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More »

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Best Of Sex Advice: Virgin Territory

Sometimes we get down on you guys for knowing so little about what goes on in the bedroom, but then we remember that not everyone in the world gets to have sex as often as your average pornstar. (What a bummer, huh?!) In fact, from we can tell by this week's crop of sex questions, most you have never done it at all. There's nothing wrong with that, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but we've always found that the best way to learn is by doing. Just don't go to the Jersey Shore for your education. We love the advice those Jersey Girls dish out, but judging by the questions they get each week, we're beginning to think there might be something wrong with the water down there. More »

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Jewelry Model Fakes Orgasm A Little Too Well


There's controversy in the world of online jewelry advertising (when isn't there?), thanks to a $5 million lawsuit filed by a model/actress who claims her tame, comedic performance was re-edited into this "quasi-soft-core porn" pitch for gold necklaces. Which is ironic when you consider how many women will feel compelled to feign vigorous "enthusiasm" when their own significant others spring some unimpressive shiny bauble on them come Valentine's Day.

· "Model sues Szul Jewelry over Web ad" (nydailynews.com)
· "NY Lawsuit: My Commercial Looks Lewd" (ap.google.com)


By the way, December 22 is Global Orgasm Day (and the winter solstice for you pagans.) Hopefully it hasn't been a year since you made your last o-face, but this one will like ... save the planet or something. So make it a good one. (globalorgasm.org, with help from Sasha Grey)

Want to hear Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel fake an orgasm? Or do you want to keep believing that every girl you've ever met has been left completely satisfied? Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. (complex.com)

Persistent sexual arousal syndrome strikes again! This time it's in the person of Sarah Carmen who has 200 orgasms a day (!) without even trying. (!!) Hmm, think it's contagious, because we suspect that some of the interns might be coming down with something. (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via sexoteric.com)

A Stanford researcher has found that there is an "orgasm gap" on college campuses and that in most hookup scenarios college girls end up giving blowjobs without getting anything in return. No wonder so many of them end up "experimenting" during their junior year. (uwire.com)