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”World's Greatest Porn Video Game Comes To Life
A couple weeks ago, we brought you the heartwarming tale of fake TV actor Tracey Jordan and his quest to create the ultimate porn video game. (Working title: "Gorgasm: The Legend of Dongslayer") We're happy to tell you that the dream is still alive, and the season finale of "30 Rock" brought us some crucial behind the scenes footage of the making of this animated classic. Like all good porn, convincing actors are the key and this fantasy adventure is relying on the seductive pipes of Jane Krakowski. Are her orgasms authentic enough to fool even the most hardcore gamer? Only the magical sex elves know for sure.· "30 Rock" (full episode @ hulu.com)
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Previously: "The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck
The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?
Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything.
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Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before
Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More »Best Of Sex Advice: Virgin Territory
Sometimes we get down on you guys for knowing so little about what goes on in the bedroom, but then we remember that not everyone in the world gets to have sex as often as your average pornstar. (What a bummer, huh?!) In fact, from we can tell by this week's crop of sex questions, most you have never done it at all. There's nothing wrong with that, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but we've always found that the best way to learn is by doing. Just don't go to the Jersey Shore for your education. We love the advice those Jersey Girls dish out, but judging by the questions they get each week, we're beginning to think there might be something wrong with the water down there.
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Jewelry Model Fakes Orgasm A Little Too Well
There's controversy in the world of online jewelry advertising (when isn't there?), thanks to a $5 million lawsuit filed by a model/actress who claims her tame, comedic performance was re-edited into this "quasi-soft-core porn" pitch for gold necklaces. Which is ironic when you consider how many women will feel compelled to feign vigorous "enthusiasm" when their own significant others spring some unimpressive shiny bauble on them come Valentine's Day.
· "Model sues Szul Jewelry over Web ad" (nydailynews.com)
· "NY Lawsuit: My Commercial Looks Lewd" (ap.google.com)










