Maybe Screech is a goofball, and maybe he'll never make the football team, but he has a sizable penis and that's the next best thing. Er, maybe the penis is the first best thing. After all, this is (Not) Lisa Turtle (XXX) we're talking about here.

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Whatever, 'tis the season, we know you're not a ho (ho ho), Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Rock on, Kwan(za) and all that. You're stuck with family? Eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant with free wifi? Perfectly content watching the lights twinkle and shine? Have a gift of dirty stories! It's the best sort of gift: Small, portable and easily erased from your History tab, lest any curious in-laws decide they'd "like to play Solitaire on your laptop."

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Pantyless in Church

I hope that one day ill be fortunate enough to watch you getting fucked by another man while my cock is in your mouth. That would make me so happy. I hope you don't think I'm weird but its what I enjoy. I enjoy watching my beautiful little slut with another man's cock enjoying her tight, wet fuckhole.

—Archetype of the Temptress

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Femme Fatale

I crossed my arms and grabbed my handy dandy alarm clock from the shelf above my bed. I played with stroking the base of his penis as I contemplated the second hand on the clock. I gave him a few seconds of cock-sucking reward, for learning his lesson, then pulled back and tapped at the clock. "Okay, you have sixty seconds to get hard. And if you're not at the end of that sixty seconds…well. I wouldn't want to find out, if I were you. Oh and, you can take your hand off your head…time starts now."

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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the countdown

I am going to fantasize about the last time you fucked me. How your cock filled me up, how when you stood up your cock pointed toward the heavens and my lips just melted around your beam like it was it meant to be. All that saliva and spit, flowing out of my mouth dripping on to the floor between us, as I devoured every inch. You taste so good. Looking up at your cock, glossed in my spit, and dripping in your own pre-fluid, making my head spin and cunt thump.

—Library Vixen

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Wicked Wednesday: Special Guest Post

Your jeans are on the floor. Through the lace panties you are still wearing I can see you are open, waiting; the lace, your cunt, are wet with your longing and I rub my cheek into your desire before I pull the barrier away. I am gazing into your openness. The breath rises in me as I try to maintain my concentration, try not to hurry. I place my mouth into you, nearly inhaling you, and trace your clit with my tongue…a wanting moan escapes you. I raise up and reach under the couch for the box we have hidden there and hand it to you. My new cock is waiting there.

—Scintellectually Yours

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Notes From the Cabin II

He tied me facedown spreadeagle to the bed using the under-the-bed restraints we borrowed from Ziztur (thanks Ziztur!). He left me that way for a few minutes, then came back in, leaned down and murmured in his low, deep voice, "I'm going to fuck you like no other." And commenced to use the arsenal of toys lined up next to the bed on me. I got flogged, ripped, spanked, eaten from behind, vibed, penetrated. He fucked my ass, then came around to mouth and came in it while spitting on me. Oh joy - Ass to Mouth. Tasted sweet from the lube.

—The Beautiful Kind

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My First Blowjob

John's idea of "saying goodnight" was to lure me into his backseat for a few kisses. Or so he said. Have I mentioned how inexperienced I was yet at this age? Ha! Pretty soon, he whipped out his cock and I hadn't a damn clue what to do with it other than put my hand on it. Very quickly, his hand on the back of my head increased the pressure of pushing me down to his lap until he had to outright tell me what he wanted because I just wasn't getting the hint.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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Of course, given that we have eyes and all, we can tell for ourselves that Melrose is worthy of fixation, period. And believe you us...we are definitely fixated.

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It'd certainly make mowing the lawn vastly more interesting.

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Although if her head starts spinning around, definitely let us know. A cock-crazed girl with 360 degree head spin? Just imagine the possibilities...

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With packages as big, as meaty, as succulent and as tasty as the ones featured in today's round-up of the sexiest stories on the 'net, who wouldn't want to take a long, lusty look? Never fear, there's more than just looking going on. There's touching, feeling and tasting as well. Let your mouth water as you read these lusty tales, then go in search of your own presents to unwrap.

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The S Spot's Sexy Short Story Contest Winners! – Third Runner Up!

She is face to face with his straining zipper and her mouth has already begun to water. Her hands are bound though; she waits to see what he'll do next. Slowly, excruciatingly slowly, he unzips his fly, reaches into his pants and extracts his hard, throbbing cock. "Suck it" he says. She reaches her head forward, sticks out her tongue and flicks her it over the tip of his cock, as if to test him. She wants to know how far he's pushing his dominance. "That's not sucking "he says as he reaches behind her head, grabbing her by the hair, sending a new rush of pleasure through her body. "I said, suck it" and with that he shoved her head forward to his cock.

—the s spot

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Date night

So I did, running it up and down the underside of his shaft, swirling it over the head, worrying it under his frenulum. He gripped the headboard as he started to pump his hips against my face. My eyes watered and saliva streamed from my lips as he fucked my mouth faster and harder. I tried to focus on relaxing my throat, but it was no good: I gagged with nearly every deep thrust. "Mmmm, fuck," he groaned, getting close.

—Really and Truly

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Co-Hypno-Topping

I stared down at Trilby's prone form. She was only wearing a pair of lacy boycut panties and knee high socks. She was breathing heavy and waiting for commands.

"Tell her that if she is hit on her ass with any implement it would feel like she was being penetrated by a penis. Also if she is spanked long enough the arousal with build and build and she will have a powerful orgasm."

—Writing Dirty

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Avarice

Without looking at one another, the two men advance as one.

They stand a foot away from her, eagerly awaiting her inspection, their cocks jutting out proudly, arrogantly, from beneath their bellies. Both are desperate to be the first to garner her attention. The husband glances down and to his right, and he sees that the other man is no better or worse endowed than he is himself; if anything, the husband's cock is a little straighter, his glans more swollen than his rival's.

—Easily Aroused

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Heat

I traced right down the length of her spine, tasting her saltiness as I went, right down until that taste changed subtly, then up again to end behind her ear so that she was no longer able to contain herself and let out a long, low moan.

—Northern lights and sleepless nights

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One more day I haven't been struck down by God..

Taste yourself.

He doesn't have to ask twice.. it's one of the few real conceits I have, the belief that I taste amazing when I really get going. I've never been averse to licking my fingers- or someone else's fingers, or a cock- clean of my juices. Quite the opposite, actually.

—The binding of the muse

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True, it looks like most of Amy's New York sojourn took place in the comfort of a hotel room...but it was a hotel room in Times Square. And that's enough for us. (Though if she could shoot her next scene at The Standard, that would be even better.)

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Even though this is only her second scene ever, she shows real potential (at least Tom Byron thinks so). Sure, she gets fatigued and a little dizzy at times, but she keeps going! We think she needs to control her chi better. She resists the penis too much; she needs to remain fluid, use the penis' energy against itself. This is the essence of fuck-jitsu.

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Lucky for us (and Mr. Rosano), touching Bree doesn't cause you to explode in flames, there's only a slight melting sensation. You may also experience sweating, dizziness, weak knees, euphoria, and a sudden affinity for footjobs. We recommend not using heavy machinery during exposure to Bree. Unless you're using your computer to watch her, then you kind of can't help it.

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You can tell there's a great deal of trust between these two. Ass play isn't something you just casually pick up one day: it's a journey, an exploration you take with yourself, a friend, or maybe a group of friends. It's like Beyonce says, "If you like it then you should put a finger in it."

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We could go for a good, old-fashioned Snow Day here at Fleshbot HQ. Bring on at least six inches of that white stuff so we can spend an entire day fucking our way to loads of the other white stuff. No snow days in sight? Madeline's found the next best thing: a collection of smoking-hot stories for a cold winter's night.

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Punishment

My eyes travel down your body
I see this excites you
I can't help but run the tip of my tongue on my lips
"On your knees... hands behind your back"

-A Girl's Gotta Have Options

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Twinkling Heat

I gripped the back of his legs and he arched his back against his desk. I could have gone on for hours, sucking his balls, teasing his cock's head with quick little flicks of my tongue, fucking him with my mouth...

-Bringing My Sexy Back

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Slut Wife in the Club

I moved my hands through her hair sometimes pulling her mouth against my cunt. I slid one hand under my shirt and tortured my nipples. I twisted them and pinched them. I felt my hips moving in rhythm with her tongue. Finally it was too much for me I arched my back and let out a moan as I came hard against her mouth. She kept licking and licking driving me wild until I finally had to pull her head away. She licked her lips and smiled a wicked smile.

-Hotwife Blog

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Ball Gag Misuse

Jessica was quite cooperative while I tied her to the chair. It was a lovely steel and leather construction, with nice clean lines and a subtle bondage sensibility to it. Very easy to attach wrists and ankles to, as well. Good piece of furniture to have in a hotel room.

-MonMouth

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The Babysitter

In one quick movement she undoes the tie and opens up her dress, presenting her body to me. Her stockings end in suspenders under which she wears no underwear. Her black bra accents her pale skin, as does the large tattoo that stretches across her stomach — a bird in flight with wings that stretch from breast to breast.

"As good as your wife?" she asks seductively.

She holds open her dress, allowing me to take her in.

"Better."

-Prurient Interests

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By the Twinkling Lights...

Off came my skirt. I stood naked in a softly lit room, with nothing between me and the outside world except thick panes of glass.

We kissed.

My hands blindly sought out his skin.

His hands, having no barrier, fluidly roamed my body.

My hands, restricted by his clothing, desperately yet weakly fought to get through.

His hands gripping my ass, he lifted me up and my legs wrapped around his waist.

My ass met the cold glass.

-This Could be Dangerous

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And who better to include in such a buffet than 11 year veteran Jada Fire? No one, that's who (though we must admit, her costars are pretty impressive, too....).

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Yes, Brooke can be caressed, and stroked, and licked, and tasted, and savored...and, yes, pounded; but why rush straight to that when there's so much more to explore?

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Not that we're surprised to learn she has one, mind you. We've seen how she runs her business—we know that girl knows how to take charge.

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I was wondering if you could do one of those PSI things to see if anyone recognizes the woman in the following clips.

I want to know if she's a pro or just the cutest, hottest, most enthusiastic amateur in the world. The videos don't appear to be "professional" but one never knows.

If you ask us, there's a slight resemblance to Casey Parker...but we're pretty sure it's just a resemblance. Your thoughts?

UPDATE: We have a reader reporting that it is, in fact, Casey Parker. Clearly we should learn to trust our hunches.

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Sometimes it's not about the sex, it's about control. In this Sasha Grey directed film, it's about the control and the sex, as well as about sharing your favorite fuck toy with someone you love. Isn't that the true meaning of Christmas? Maybe Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Happy New Year, Faye Reagan family.

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We love when rounded things get pounded, but it's crucial to remember that the round has feelings too. They feel bouncy, firm yet yielding, and they love being treated to long licking sessions. Mike Adriano knows what's up. Of course, he eventually pounds it.

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