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gemma mengual
Olympic Medalist Loses Her Synchronized Swimsuit
Are you still weeping into your Wheaties and dreaming of the lost days of Beijing glory? Well, fear not, because the Olympics never really end—not as long as we have the memories, the commemorative t-shirts, and the paparazzi who follow athletes to nude beaches and get pictures of them topless. Gemma Mengual is a synchronized swimmer from Spain who won silver at this year's games, but instead of going to Disneyland she took her boyfriend to Ibiza to get a head start on the competition for our 2012 nude Olympian roundup. As you can see, she competes just as well out of the water as she does in it. More » -
keeley hazell
Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense--covering Keeley Hazell's naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk) -
olympics
The Olympics might (finally) be over... but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You'd think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we'll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg "Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!" video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk - thanks VH) -
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This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently)
As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com) -
girl on girl action
Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com)
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this week in porn titles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition
This publication seems to be in love with the word "fap" as much as the nation is in love with Michael Phelps. So why not combine them? At least for the duration of this post, substitute "Phelps" for "fap" and consider the onomatopoetic implications (I imagine the L sound coming from a punch to the throat when it's done). More »
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olympics
The Naked Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team Babe That Wasn't
We'd be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women's Olympic crossbow team, except ... not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn't even an Olympic event. Still ... see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com + thecelebritydatabase.com + on205th.com) -
great moments in journalism
So yeah, that article in the New York Times today about hot Olympic bodies? In addition to all the eye candy, it turns out it's the first time the Grey Lady has printed the word "XTube" as well (and no, that online mention in a Freakonomics column a few months ago doesn't count). We're still waiting for them to use the terms "bulgewatch", "ass smoothie", and "dirt pipe milkshake" ... but for now we'll take what we can get. Baby steps, y'all! (erikmaza.tumblr.com)
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2008 olympics
The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com) -
athletes
German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes
Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry. More »
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olympics 2008
Nude Olympian Overcomes Her Handicap (Of Being Nude)
Every time the Olympics rolls around the international press latches on to a story about some young athlete who has overcome a great hurdle on his or her way to the competition and is competing to show the world just how strong they are—you know, despite that leukemia, or abusive father, or wooden leg. This year, that media darling is none other than Laure Manaudou, the French swimmer whose life was ripped apart last December by a nude photo scandal. See everyone? You can overcome such life-altering experiences like having everyone see your naked boobs! Someone should forward this story to Jess Origliasso for inspiration. (guardian.co.uk) -
babes
We introduced you to Spanish rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid in our sexy Olympic babes roundup last week, but if that wasn't enough to satisfy your appetite here's some new photos of her in Spanish FHM. We don't know anything about gymnastics—let alone how rhythmic she is—but she clearly deserves some kind of medal. (cameltap.com) -
nip slip
Then again, no matter how bad the economy gets ... we'll always have water polo. Isn't it nice to know that there are some things you can count on even in these uncertain times? (Click thumbnail for photo, via nsfwpoa.com)
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2008 olympics
Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat
We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime. More »
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george w. bush
What An Ass
Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)
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sex blogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Olympic Sized Sex
Like the Olympics, sex can have a lot of exciting twists. And like sex, the Olympics reward physical endurance—only the Olympics does it with medals, not cumshots. With the games starting tonight, it’s hard not to make wink-wink jokes about beach volleyball players’ ass-pats, Michael Phelps’ um, muscles, and how it must feel to be a balance beam when one of those gymnasts straddles you. And while we think it would also be nice if medals existed for cunnilingus and footjobs, we’re content with ogling the pure specimens of athleticism on our plasma screens while performing the above mentioned acts in the comfort of our own bedroom stadiums ... and while reading about them in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene.
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Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes
Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don't you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions? Fortunately, there have been plenty of combatants throughout the years who have defied modern convention and its unitards so that sports fans might marvel at the perfection of the human form. And you didn't think we forgot about those other paragons of sport, did you? After all, following tradition is what the Olympic spirit is all about.
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Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes
Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin!
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china
China is very serious about censorship and keeping prurient material out of the hands of it citizens. Those crazy foreigners who are all coming to Beijing this summer for the Olympics, however, can have all the Playboys they want. (machochip.com) -
sex work
Prostitutes in Vancouver want to open a legal "co-op" brothel that will be up and running just in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics. We hear they're also hoping to make downhill handjobs a demonstration sport. (canada.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: You're not stranded in the DMZ, yet, but Fleshbot is blocked at FedExKinko's. (Don't know if Denton knows about this... more » | Other threads
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