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"Registered Nurses 2" Strengthens Vocational Porn Hybrid Trend
What's black and white and pink all over? Hot sexy nurses, that's what! Smash Pictures and Kevin Moore deliver the goods in this fever-inducing volume that some consider an early indicator of future vocational pornography. More »Ride The Snake: "Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4"
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"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More »Pirate Vs. Nurse Vs. Cheerleader: Jesse Jane Reveals Her Loyalties
Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie. More »"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?
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Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow
The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More »Nursed Back To Health
Nurses Gone Wild: Top Ten Nurse Sex Videos
Hot and horny nurses may be banned from Facebook, but thankfully, the ladies in white have many, many other outlets in which to go wild (including porn movies!). These doctor's aides are trained in all the healing arts; and they're knowledgeable enough to know that some times the best kind of healing is the sexual sort. Now just lie back, and let them get to work. We're sure they'll have you in tip top shape in no time at all.Nursehole Mika Tan Will Cure What Ails You