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more about #nurses more comments → SadgunaAlbinus: This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. I wish I could write for you guys. This was just uber solid. more » WoreItWell: Whoa, I was having a Kitty Monroe flashback from that pic up top. more » Gram Ponante: I've searched the world over for a comment like that more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Also: this review has me in the mood for a coupla cuts off Kerosene Hat -- something I havn't played since '00, back when I had a '90 Chevy Cavalier (... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: HMO-rotic I hope either Gawker Media or the writers themselves are copywriting this material. Seriously. more » mcr_fan: dont you just LOVE a properly recorded 2 on 1!??? :) more » Mick: I would suppose shooting porn is like being Sydney Bristow in Alias: new costumes and characters but same fighting (or in her case reverse cowgirl) r... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: But what about babysitters? more » Loki47: Is there a technical term for the fascination i have for chicks that talk and act like that? I could listen to that for hours. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's like the whole movie is one bad inside joke that the rest of us aren't in on. So, it's like the Icarus Line or Reggie & the Full Effect of po... more » -
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"Registered Nurses 2" Strengthens Vocational Porn Hybrid Trend
What's black and white and pink all over? Hot sexy nurses, that's what! Smash Pictures and Kevin Moore deliver the goods in this fever-inducing volume that some consider an early indicator of future vocational pornography. More » -
#dvd
Ride The Snake: "Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4"
Best original song honors go to: "Don't be scared now, Lil' Mama/This is the Big Dick Invasion/When you see this Anaconda/You will know just what you're facing." More » -
#fleshflicks
Ava Rose Has Got Some Good Medicine
Over the years, we've looked into a whole slew of alternative medicines—accupuncture, accupressure, naturopathy, homeopathy, hypnotherapy—but we've never seen anything quite like Ava Rose's ministrations on this bedridden gentleman. More » -
#europorntoday
"Whores D'oeuvre": It's What's For Dinner
"Whores D'oeuvre" has given me a new sense of purpose: the next time I see a bondage girl wearing a leather skull hood, I'm going to come on her head. Mind the gap! More » -
#pornstars
Pirate Vs. Nurse Vs. Cheerleader: Jesse Jane Reveals Her Loyalties
Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie. More » -
#hardcore
"Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go" Sequel Hurts So Good?
Imagine if David Carradine, Quentin Tarantino, Ron Jeremy, and David Lee Roth, all on mushrooms and driving home from Burning Man in Oliver Stone's '67 Pontiac GTO Convertible Classic, decided to make a blue movie. More » -
#fleshflicks
Desperate Times Call For Sexy Measures
In our time in the porn mines, we've worked with many a doctor and nurse, and we've seen quite a few controversial medical treatments—the nursehole program, for instance, is only included in a scant few nursing schools across the nation. But sometimes its the controversial methods that really work: poor Gauge has been trapped in a coma for years, and sexual stimulation therapy might be her only chance of recovery. Sure, it's not standard practice—but desperate times call for sexy measures. More » -
#prophylaxis
Today in Health: Medicating Mina Meow
The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! More » -
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#fleshflicks
Nursed Back To Health
Medically speaking, it's probably not a good idea to seek health treatments from three trailer trash nurses who hold office hours in the back of van. (You don't want to know where those tongue depressors have been.) If you are in need of other services, however, they will be a tremendous help. A three-way "examination" under a dirty old tree will probably not cure anything that actually ails you, but at least it will temporarily make you feel better. More » -
#hardcore
Nurses Gone Wild: Top Ten Nurse Sex Videos
Hot and horny nurses may be banned from Facebook, but thankfully, the ladies in white have many, many other outlets in which to go wild (including porn movies!). These doctor's aides are trained in all the healing arts; and they're knowledgeable enough to know that some times the best kind of healing is the sexual sort. Now just lie back, and let them get to work. We're sure they'll have you in tip top shape in no time at all. -
#fleshflicks
Nursehole Mika Tan Will Cure What Ails You
Sure, Nina Hartley may be a registered nurse, but Mika Tan is a certified nurseholologist — and she's very eager to put her training to good use. So what if nurseholology isn't as well known or as respected as traditional nursing? We guarantee that when Mika's done with you, you'll feel a (w)hole lot better. Trust us, she's a true professional: she even took the extra time to make sure she was certified in all three holes! That's dedication. -
#annalsofmedicine
Pornic Voices: "Nurse Nancy"
When is despair with fortune and the question of the usefulness of writing about porn, now and then it all makes sense, as with this description of the 1991 Sandra Scream video "Nurse Nancy": More » -
#sexynursewatch
First it was buses, then it was gymnasiums ... and now it's a hospital room. Are there any places where those wacky Japanese don't have sex? (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#dvdreview
Evil Nurses: "Medical Pain Sluts"
The best pornography has always reflected the time in which it was created. How else would you describe why America's obsession with not shaving its pubes was so well-represented in 70's porn? Our current healthcare crisis is given a frank look, therefore, in Natali Demore's "Medical Pain Sluts", in which women (the "Sluts" of the title) are subjected to and inflict "Medical Pain". Read our review after the gap. More »
