Just look at her face while she squirts—that might be pure new millennium porn, but if she had a volleyball in one hand, she’d look like she was in one of those old nudist films full of smiling blonde people frolicking in the sunshine. And what a delightful look on her face as she shows off that little slice of B-cup underboob…

With any luck, Kylee is smiling just as widely today as she is in most of these pictures and having just as much fun –after all, today is her birthday; the Reno, Nevada native turns 23. Even though it’s kind of grey outside right now, with winter lying across the sky, looking at her does make things a little brighter – Happy Birthday, Kylee!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Kylee Reese at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Kylee Reese’s movies (gamelink.com)

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· The Sandstone Retreat (from VH1 Rock Doc: Sex: The Revolution) (veoh.com)
· VH1 Rock Docs: Sex: The Revolution (rockdocs.vh1.com)

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Previously: The Spermathon: A Look Back

· We've haven't seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she's too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She's definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Let's say you open a salon where scantily-clad ladies cut hair in sexy outfits. Well, this is the worst that can happen. (alliednews.com)

· Hooters is now 25 years old, so come on down and bring the kids!. When they say one big happy family, they mean it. (ajc.com)

· Some Malaysians don't mind the sports car racing, but aren't so keen on the ever-present racing babes. Sorry, you can't have one without the other. (thestar.com.my)

· Nudist recreation is now more popular than golf or tennis. Probably because you don't have to wear those ugly shirts. (azcentral.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Giulia Siegel did not make Maxim's Hot 100 list, but that's because she's German and already on the cover of that country's edition. So much for that whole "global village" thing. (gorillamask.net)

· Vivid will reportedly stop selling the Kim Kardashian sex tape—at least when they get around to taking it off their own website, which means you still have time to remember that it wasn't worth buying in the first place. (nypost.com + complex.com)

· Capitol police responded to reports of a naked man in the Senate Office Building, only to determine that he was simply wandering the halls in a flesh-colored bodysuit and has obviously watched too many Seinfeld reruns. (washingtonpost.com)

· Nudist resorts try to figure how to get the young folks interested in living without clothes. Maybe they should start them off with flesh-colored bodysuits, just to see how they like it. (newsday.com)

· Baristas in Portland, Oregon, get hip to the bikini coffee craze and start raking in the dough. Or raking in the beans ... or whatever. You get the idea. (wftv.com)

· The Ohio legislature works on a compromise for their controversial strip-club bill, which some taxpayers have discovered might not be the best use of their time. But all those other issues aren't nearly as fun to talk about. (columbusdispatch.com + news-herald.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

You might think that doing such a simple thing as taking your top off at the beach and letting your boobs bounce around in the breeze wouldn't require an instructional video. But that's exactly the purpose of this film clip from the 1960s in which the curious Pam learns to the accompanyment of swelling strings that it is neither "wrong or improper or unnatural" to join her gal pals at the beach for a bit of topless sunbathing and romping in the surf ... in fact, it's just as nature intended! As the narrator explains, "You've got to forget all that you've heard in the past, the silly jokes about nudists, the advice from other people." Of course, we could have taught her that by example too had we been around back then and had a Super 8 camera and a soundtrack orchestra at our disposal. Still, we hope that wherever Pam is now, she's continuing to share her newfound emancipation with a whole new generation of beach bunnies. Feel free to help spread the word yourselves too.

· "Female nudist instructional video from the 1960s, the sunshine club" (video @ fucd.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Sex on the Beach, "Eves On Skis", Sleeping In A "Bed of Violence", A Lesson From "Professor Lust", "Porn" From The Past: "International Smorgas-Broad", "Russ Meyer: King Of Sexploitation" on YouTube, "Eves On Skis", Attack of the B-Movie Trailers!

· Kirsten Dunst needs help applying sunscreen ... to her breasts. Too bad the position's already been filled. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· One of the nation's oldest nudist camps is closing after more than 70 years in the business. After a certain age, even profits start to sag. (latimes.com)

· Speaking of nudists, there's a reason why their resorts tend to flourish in places like Southern California, and not, say, Maine in the middle of winter. That's what called a "hostile environment." (upi.com)

· In the Netherlands, however, the first "Naked Sunday" was a smashing success at Fitworld gym. We wonder if muscles were the only thing bulging that day? (iht.com)

· We can finally reveal the real reason why they invented sunglasses. The world must remain safe for ogling babes. (haha.nu, via Boing Boing)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

While we know a the naturist lifestyle has little to do with the porn world, we're still kind of fascinated by nudists—mostly because at least 50% of Team Fleshbot lives in inhospitable climates where walking around naked all the time simply isn't an option. These nudism-themed blogs we recently found help us keep track of nudism-related stories from around the web, with both photos and commentary thrown into the mix; the Terra Cotta Inn blog also manages to work a plug for their "clothing optional" resort in Palm Springs into every post, but we'll let that slide. It won't make the weather any warmer where some of us are, but if you're as interested in what's going on in the naked side of the world they're worth checking out. And who knows what'll happen once summer rolls around? We might start instituting a clothing-optional dress code for everyone in all of our outposts. (Aside from, you know, just the interns.)

· Diary of a Nudist (nudiarist.blogspot.com)
· Gymnophiliac (gymnophiliac.com)
· "A popular clothing optional, nudist resort" (terracottainn.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail via World Nudism (worldnudism.com)

Previously: Fat Fem Nudist, "Eves On Skis", ClothesFree TV, Nude Beach Girls, Nudist Vacation Photo Fun

Since we seem determined to ruin everything good and gentle and about your childhood today, here's another little tidbit that will ensure you never watch "Sesame Street" in quite the same way again. Most Americans under the age of 40 are probably familiar with the "Mahna, Mahna" song, made famous in this country by its association with odd-looking Muppets. However, not all of them are aware that it is an actual song, written by Italian musician Piero Umiliani. Fewer still realize that the song made its first appearance in "Sweden, Hell and Heaven," a softcore movie about nude lesbian saunas. Here's a clip from that classic tale so that from this day forward, whenever you see sock puppets humming that happy tune all you'll be able to think of is naked Swedish girls running through the snow. You're welcome.

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· "Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso" (PornoTube, via aventuraspez.zoomblog.com)
· Mah N Mah N (Wikipedia)

· Bonus: Here's the original Muppet version, if you want to try and cleanse your soul. (Google Video)

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