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#fleshflicks
Byron Long Gives No Name Jane Some Sweet, Sweet Candy
In the real world, we'd probably scoff if a woman described a penis as being "like a candy bar"—but this isn't the real world, this is porn, and No Name Jane can use whatever analogies she likes. More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#events
If You're Going To San Francisco
...for the Exotic Erotic Ball, remember that things can get a little goopy, oily, and Satanic. Luckily, a sponsor has provided a device for wallflowers to experience the sexiness from between 5 and, say, 11 inches away. Read on... More » -
#dvd
"OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason
To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky. More » -
#liberalsanfrancisco
Exotic Erotic Ball Hits Dirty 30
There are thousands of dirty curiosities at the Exotic Erotic Ball, celebrating its 30th (that's XXX to you sybarites) anniversary this fall in San Francisco. One being that this sexy, freaky, sordid, and multi-generational bacchanal happens at the Cow Palace. More »





