Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We're not saying that she's out there fighting the man, we're just happy to see a fuck-friendly face hanging in the mainstream section. Does Nikki's appearance in a Fox-run webisode signal major network acceptance of pornstars? No. But that's cool. And you know what? Nikki Benz is a pretty good actress.

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Normally we would refrain from showing you the back cover of a porn DVD (because, you know, who cares?), but the sample tweets on this thing are just priceless.

(All jokes aside, the cast of this is pretty fantastic. Oh Lexi Belle, the things we would tweet for you...)

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Yes, once again Angelina Armani has utterly slain us with her devastating beauty and white hot scintillating scenes. The ultimate sultry blonde sex goddess with the smoldering stare has crawled up under our skin again and possessed us with her ravenous demon lust for which there is no known cure. The only thing left to ask is, how the hell does she always manage to do that? It's sad to see her leave Digital Playground, one of the few production companies out there who guarantee the kind of high quality we insist on for our Armani. We simply will not abide the sacrilege of her working with inferior talent in boring, poorly lit scenes! No siree!

Perhaps because the wound is not as fresh, we feel less shock seeing sexy little slut princess Katsuni once again reminding us why we love her so very, very much. Words fail us when this little spinner gets her motor fully revved up, while other body parts pick up the slack...if you catch our drift.

Joining the ghosts of Digital Playground past are ridiculously hot big tit queen Nikki Benz and breathtaking brunette Madison Ivy. Truth be told, Nikki Benz personifies the whole reason we watch porn in the first place—to see girls who look like her taking fat cocks and loving it.

Our (metaphorical) hats go off to Celeste for once again providing us with such amazing fare. The casting alone is enough to make this purchase pay for itself in spank hours.

"You & Us" releases next week from Digital Playground, who owns all the rights to these pictures we are about to share. Behave yourselves, okay? Thanks.

Angelina Armani

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Angelina Armani and Scott Nails

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Angelina Armani and Scott Nails

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Nikki Benz and Scott Nails

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Nikki Benz and Scott Nails

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Nikki Benz and Scott Nails

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Katsuni and Danny Mountain

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Katsuni and Danny Mountain

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Katsuni and Danny Mountain

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Madison Ivy and Mick Blue

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Madison Ivy and Mick Blue

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Katsuni and James Deen

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Katsuni and James Deen

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Nikki Benz, Britney Stevens, Lexi Belle, Natasha Nice, Tiffany Tyler, Tara Lynn Foxx, Eric John and Wolf Hudson—or should we say @nikkibenz, @xbritneystevens, @omgitslexi, @natasha_nice, @xxxtiffanytyler, @taralynnfoxx, @eric_john, and @wolfhudson?—have all been cast in this no doubt epic, erotic experiment. Will they be featured bootytweeting each other or talking in twitspeak? Will everyone come in 140 characters or less.... and then post the details of their exploits to Twitter? We have no idea—but we're sure we'll find out over the coming months.

· Nikki Benz, Lexi Belle, and More Tapped for Tweet Porn Movie (avn.com)
· Thumbnail star: @natasha_nice, Twitter pornstar

This goes doubly so when they fall under his "Hand Held" label, which we have come to realize means not only that he has more influence on them as the owner, but also that they seem to carry far harder fare than his other titles from the couples friendly Digital Playground team.

Take, for example, his latest amazing effort, "Sticky Sweet 2," starring the lovely and talented Angelina Valentine, Codi Carmichael, Jenna Presley, Nikki Benz, and succulent Jenaveve Jolie. This highly anticipated sequel to the wildly popular first offering quickly picks up speed with a BDSM edge as cougarriffic predatory Nikki Benz literally dominates two hard and handy studs before devouring their rigid over inflated man meat into her tiny pink holes of wonder. Not a bad start to any movie—much less one with technical flair, proper lighting, and excellent camera work.

Snatch forward to sweet, still young, but freshly surgically altered Jenna Presley, who looks better than ever with her succulent ass and snatch glistening like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in the run up to full throttle fucking tease. We're not sure where she's been hiding, but we can tell you without reservation that we are thrilled stiff to have her back in action. Few new starlets can compare to her—and few male performers can contend with the raw fury of her sexual desire when this little slut gets her engine running. Robby does an amazing job coaching her back into the saddle, and then capturing her incendiary performance.

Last but not least, it's always great to see delicious brown skinned cutie Jenaveve get crazy on cock. Check the snap of her bent up doggy with a high hard on drilled into her stretch sideways smile. If that doesn't brighten up your day, well, we're not sure what will.

"Sticky Sweet 2" releases next week from Digital Playground, who would like to remind you that all your porn are belong to us. Don't mess with their snaps or they will devour your soul.

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Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

"Breast Worship 2" releases next week from Jules Jordan Video. We'd say it was DD-licious, but that's just pandering, so instead we'll just go with awesome.

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This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this “Robby D Excuse” on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

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So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

6. Briana Banks

5. Audrey Bitoni

4. Eva Angelina

3. Tera Patrick

2. Shyla Stylez

1. Jenna Jameson

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

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In spite of a reputation for class earned in contracts with Pleasure, Jill Kelly, and TeraVision, Nikki still manages to look like you could find her working at the Gold Club. We hope she doesn’t have to, but after her falling-out with Tera Patrick, who knows what she’s doing to make ends meet? On the other hand, if she did take up employment at the local “gentlemen’s club,” we could just step down the street after work to wish her a happy birthday, since she’s turning 27 today.

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Tera Patrick and her rockstar pimp husband Spyder get down and grungy together, but they also have scenes with other people—which, we must say, are pretty great. Some of the highlights: Tera gets drilled by Tommy Gunn while Spyder Jones services his model perfect blond friend; sapphic sweetheart Angie Savage takes a wild ride on the stiff prick of her rocker ex-hubby (a rare treat to catch given her aversion to boy-girl scenes); Sasha Grey turns out another amazing performance (as always), as do Nikki Benz, Jayna Oso, Paola Rey, Tiffany Taylor, Ava Lauren, Katrina Kat, Selena Draagon, Lexie Marie, Regan Reese, and Bobbie Eden (we're tired just typing that!).

Our only complaint, if we're going to be totally honest, is that there isn’t enough Tera in it for us. Seriously, if you’re going call something "Tera Patrick Superstar," shouldn’t she star in more than two scenes? Still, we'll take what we can get—and eagerly wait for whatever our favorite porn Queen offers up next.

Tera Patrick Superstar releases this week from Teravision.

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Lanny Barby

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Nikki Benz

*****

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· Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn, and Krystal Steel a few years back (pornhub.com)

So what if we will never see director Anton Slayer receiving a shiny gold statuette from the likes of Jack Nicholson or Sally Field? As long as he continues to showcase the talents of performers like Gianna Michaels, Whitney Stevens, Mikayla, Angelina Valentine, Megan Monroe, and the ever popular and erotically violent Nikki Benz, the continued devotion by horny porn fans and phat ass tit fanciers like us will be ample reward enough for his life's work.

There is every possibility that Fuxsion chose that banal title intentionally, subtly yet fully acknowledging the fact that it's our baser desires which always trump our nobler ones. Or maybe they simply chose it because the movie is, in fact, full of phat ass tits? We can only ponder the possibilities. You, on the other hand, are free to enjoy the preview pictures below without having to come up with three paragraphs' worth of commentary on them. Consider yourself lucky.

· "Phat Ass Tits 5" (metrointeractive.com)

Whether you're a rocket scientist or not, Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Carmella Bing, Shyla Stylez, Lichelle Marie, Sandra Romain, and Sienna West supply all the empirical evidence you need to show that porn stars really are different from the rest of us in their taste for outsized members (or not so different, if all of those Enzyte commercials are to be believed.) The skeptical among us may question whether their typically diminutive hands and mouths aren't skewing the data somewhat, but you can choose to believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better. We certainly are.

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Unfortunately, that's just what "Teradise Island 2" is. Now that Jenna Jameson has officially retired, the Porn Queen crown has passed over to Tera — which means that porn fans have the right to expect something more from her than this messy affair of sloppy direction and even worse editing. With too-artsy slow-mo transitions, tepid performances from practically everyone in the cast, and the use of queen bee Tera herself to cover up all those rough patches, let's just hope that the "Teradise" franchise doesn't become a trilogy.

I won't give away the surprise ending but I will say that these screencaps provided by Teravision are better than the full motion version from whence thay came. I honestly wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone unless they were a diehard Tera fan — and we all know she deserves a better vehicle for her considerable talents.

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But the dusky beauty has more spirit, and we couldn't help thinking about Kim Kardashian and her own sex tape when viewing this vastly superior film. In fact, filmmakers (coincidentally) delivered a product more akin to the Kim Kardashian TV show than her sex tape. Bonus: a "That's Hot"-spouting Nikki Benz. (Come to think of it, this picture looks more like a porn ripoff of "Gia".)

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Her Fleet Street-inflected interviewer is L.A. Direct owner Derek Hay, aka Ben English, who played Shay Jordan's employer in "Babysitters". "More people write and talk about this business than are actually in it," he observes in this video sent to media and fans.

(Oh, and the picture? Courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com, by decree.)

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Free the hand that rocks the cradle after the gap.

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Babysitters

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nikki Benz, Nautica Thorn, Gina Lynn, Tommy Gunn, Lexxi Tyler, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Saascha, Scott Nails, Tony De Sergio, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter

Review by Gram Ponante

It's impossible, of course, to have babysitters without children, but it is absolutely verboten to have images of children in porn movies, so we see their diapers and tricycles and can only wonder at their parents' poor judgment in hiring Sasha Grey to babysit.

A loose network of babysitters and neighborhood families take part in interwoven stories in this movie that features many of Digital Playground's contract stars in roles that are smaller than would normally merit their inclusion on a boxcover, but it is a pleasure to see them anyway.

The thought of the above-named cast operating a babysitting collective (their uniform is usually a backpack) is more titillating, for some reason, than the same group on a cheerleading squad. It must be my biological clock.

Nautica Thorn seduces a dad without too much effort, mopey teen Sasha Grey goes, in one scene, from a frigid prude to a cock-smoking dynamo in the next. This is explained away when she shows up for a babysitting gig that has been canceled. "I would do anything for that money," she tells the dad (and his friends). Cue boning.

Elsewhere, dominatrix Sophia Santi has a party with the wives. Wielding a strap-on, she orders:

"Bitch? Spit on that shit! I'm gonna take this cock and go home." (Santi is an undertapped resource, in my opinion). We see the leonine Angie Savage atop a strap-on mounted to Alektra Blue's leg. Smart: this allows the use of the knee as a pressure point as well as full view of all the special parts.

Teagan Presley, looking splendid after her own maternity leave, returns as the unlikely babysitter of a boy whose legal-age brother waits upstairs, masturbating. The brother has a broken leg, which is perhaps how producers got around the conundrum of why the absent mom and dad would hire Teagan in the first place.

Then Shay Jordan and Scott Nails get it on in the movie's Most Likely to Happen in Real Life pairing: the babysitter's boyfriend comes over while the folks are out. That Shay J. is a yeller.

Then, horrors, Shay is caught by parents Gina Lynn and Ben English. Best scene in the movie. (Scott Nails beats it out the back door.)

Then the combination is repeated, this time with Tommy Gunn, Jesse Jane, and Nikki Benz. It is almost redundant to say that Jane is so practiced and gleeful with her sex kitten roles (and Digital Playground never makes the mistake of casting her against type) that she always ups the ante. Gunn, too, can be seen actually acting. The dialogue and the setups might be simple, but I never get the feeling that he's tuning out.

An unintentionally hilarious scene pops up between two porn dudes commenting on Sasha Grey's blowjob antics. Their scene is known in porn circles as the "High Five", in which two guys will high-five each other over the woman they've just unloaded on. In this case, the men are just watching from the sidelines, but still congratulating each other with pints of beer. Since both speak English with heavy Slavic accents, it is almost impossible to understand them.

While we can suspend our disbelief enough to imagine married mom of one Jesse Jane as a gum-smacking babysitter, these guys just look like they shouldn't be there, and wouldn't be saying those things if they were.

Writer/director Robby D., while he has Digital Playground's financial resources and talent pool to draw from, nevertheless also makes Babysitters a fast-paced, fluid, cheerful, well edited movie, down to characters from one scene reaching for a doorknob that opens a door to a new scene with different characters. This might not seem like much in mainstream terms, but any effort pays off in porn, and Babysitters, already ahead because of its cast, benefits from his direction.

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