OK, so it might look a little sparse at the moment (we do want to cover more than what's happening on the coasts, you know), but that's were you come in: If you have a sexy porn event—or a porny sex event—that you'd us to include, drop us a note at calendar (AT) fleshbot (DOT) com and our magical computer gerbils will add it to the list. Maybe someday they'll even get aorund to making it a pin-up version ... but then no one would look at the dates, would they?

· Fleshbot Calendar (google.com)

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· We're Still Horny - Time Out NY (timeoutny.com)
· Photos by Yael Gottlieb

Relive the magic all over again for the very first time with an exclusive photogallery of this weekend's festivities by the very debonair Nikola Tamindzic after the jump.

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· Photos by Nikola Tamindzic (ambrel.net; more @ Home Of The Vain)

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Previously: Rated X Panty Party: "Cum On My Tattoo 3" Premiere, BOX Magazine #5: Rated X Panty Party, Rated X Panty Party: The Return, Rated X Halloween Panty Party

Stir yourself up a caipirinha or three and join Monica, Autumn, and André after the jump.

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A Night Out With Monica Mattos
Photos by Autumn Sonnichsen
Text by André Maleronka

Monica Mattos is a busy girl. Ever since the Brazilian dark-haired beauty received her AVN trophy for Best Foreign Female Performance, she hasn't stopped working. She is a sweet and well-mannered girl who loves to get fucked in the ass on film; one of the infinite versions of the Brazilian Girl Next Door, and a happy one at that. She won't tell you which directors she's worked for and which movies that she's made that week, but what she will tell you is that she's single again and goes on enthusiastically about the interviews that she's been giving on the Brazilian version of David Letterman, something that a porn star has never done in this country, which gives her a good reason to think about leaving for the first time for Hollywood, the land of Jenna Jameson and book deals and better implants.

We took her to see a Burlesque show at Loveland, a club in a swanky part of Sao Paulo, far away from where she now lives, in a working-class district with her mother. She had never set foot in the place, or in the neighborhood. We gave her her first Cosmopolitan and the stripper asked to pose for pictures with her.

Then we went to her old neighborhood downtown to drink beer in a filthy lesbian bar, where the waitress passed her notes from delirious fans and many a drink was bought for her. She doesn't pretend to be nice to them, to you, or to anyone, she won't offer you anything other than that radiant smile and her beautiful ass. She's one of the most sincere people that we've ever met.

We bought more beer from the bodega on the corner and took photos of her on the stairways above the freeway, with people hanging out of the windows of the apartment buildings, and we made friends with the Mafioso skater boys that populate Roosevelt Square benches at night, where people fuck quietly and smoke joints while staring out at a Sao Paulo's non-existent skyline and listening to the traffic moan loudly beneath us. The city's huge curves and lights mirrored Monica's own in other dimensions, pulling her skirt over her ass, her two cell phones ringing the whole time, reveling in her pure and newfound pleasure in being single and alive at night in the city where she was born. She is Sao Paulo's Prom Queen.

But then she had to go, to catch the last train back to her mother's house on the other side of town, where she's living since she divorced her husband three months ago. We took one last photo, of her in the metro station, and kissed her on both cheeks and made plans to do it again next week.

· Photos by Autumn Sonnichsen (autumnsonnichsen.com)

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· Museum of Sex (mosex.org)

· See also: "MoSEX Opening" (pleasurehappens.blogspot.com)

What could possibly be hotter than an art cabaret event with booze, burlesque perfomers, and awesome giveaways? An art cabaret event with even more booze, more burlesque, more giveaways, and live naked drawing action! We stopped by the opening party for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show at Rapture in NYC's East Village last night and while we were there, our video maven Richard Blakeley managed to corner Dr. Sketchy's founder and Fleshbot crush object Molly Crabapple and get her to spill all the dirty secrets of life drawing, burlesque, and the ideology (or lack thereof) behind Dr. Sketchy's. We may not know much about art, but we know what we like—and when the art includes hot naked boobage, we like it even more.

· Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show (drsketchy.com)
· Molly Crabapple (mollycrabapple.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

· 'L' Magazine's Nightlife Awards (Gawker)

After the jump, join our eminent colleague and professional penis enthusiast Slut Machine, nightlife photographer extraordinaire Nikola Tamindzic, and video gadfly Nick McGlynn for a look at what went down (and what came off) on East 11th Street on Saturday night. (More pics and outtakes are also on view at Ambrel.net ... if you dare.)

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I'm so sick of only ever seeing tit shots in all this nightlife coverage. I want more peen! So when I agreed to attend the Rated X Panty Party with boob whisperer Nikola—a man who practically has preternatural powers when it comes to getting girls to remove their tops—I knew it was all up to me to get boys to drop trou. I challenged Nikola to some very friendly competition: Boobs vs. Balls. The idea was to see who could get the most members of the opposite sex naked. For me, it turned out to be a hands-on job—I ended up fluffing all of the male participants, giving a whole new meaning to the term "service journalism." I really took one for the team here, since one of the dudes was Smegma City, and my palm smelled like Parmesan cheese after.

I have to say that my task was a bit trickier, since there were plenty of girls willing to bare their breasts, seeing as how the party was co-hosted by Burning Angel, there to debut the trailer for their cinematic masterpiece "Big Boobs Are Cool". But all in all, I didn't do too shabby. I think the final tally was something like 5 to 7, in Nikola's favor, obvs. ('Cause the exhibitionists in the Hot Body Contest didn't count, in my book.) Whatever, it just makes me more determined to be the victor next time. And there will be a next time, if I have anything to say about it.

· Rated X Panty Party @ Rififi, 9/29 (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Box Magazine (box-mag.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

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Previously: Rated X Panty Party: "Cum On My Tattoo 3" Premiere, Box Mag's "Summer Of Play": Now With Creative Commons Porn!, BOX Magazine #5: Rated X Panty Party, Rated X Panty Party: The Return