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more about #nickmanning more comments → Ravenrose: Evan Stone looks more like a skinny Penguin in that outfit. Now, to convince the wife she wants to watch this... #superheroes more » Crystal_Mountain: Tori Black? Hah. The only true Catwoman is either Julie Newmar, Lee Maryweather, or Eartha Kitt. And Adam West didn't need molded plastic to improve h... more » sloanesf: The Riddler is scarily accurate. #superheroes more » cand86: I have a hard time taking any straight Batman parody seriously . . . Batman and Robin should always get together. Really, all I want is bisexual porn... more » Conrad: Batman (the original) is one of the best movies, ever. I hope the put labels on everything in the porn parody. #superheroes more » FrankN.Stein: jenna was nice, but old man jeremy's rant was hillarious when I watched the movie! more » inverts: "approachable whore" I think I know a quote that's going in someone's resume. more » Redfox: Stone and Gunn are my straight male pornstar lust-objects. They're kinda sleezy, and not actually that good-looking, but they totally do it for me an... more » skymotel: Two words: rough trade. more » cand86: Call me when James Deen, Dane Cross, and other assorted weedy cute guys assemble a dance team. more » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#thehorror
"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale
We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike
A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip. More » -
#dvd
"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy
Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More » -
#pornstars
Evan Stone Assembles Team Of Male Pornstars To Titillate The Ladies
Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have united to form the XXX-Men, a team ofnaked crimefighting mutantstop pornstars who perform naked dances for the ladies. (Only the ladies—so back off, O'Brien.) More » -
#dvd
"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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#newcomers
Droppin' Loadz On Presley Staxxx
20-year-old Presley Staxxx is a little nervous (hence the extra Xs) before her first filmed sex scene, captured in "Brand New Faces 19." What's more, her first leading man is the irrepressible Nick Manning. Oh, but she seems delightfully absorbent. More » -
#hardcore
First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
#parody
"Star Trek" Vs. "This Ain't Star Trek XXX": A Comparison
Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."
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#recoveredmaidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More » -
#pornparodies
Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.
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#burningquestions
If Kanye West Were A Pornstar, What Kind Would He Be?
In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he's not above performing in porn himself. So we're wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be? More » -
#hardcore
"This Aint the Partridge Family XXX" Delivers Handily
That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style!
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#hardcore
"Barely Legal ": The Giddyup Shit Kickers Edition
Somewhere back along the Hustler productions timeline, the powers that be made the decision to take their wildly successful "Barely Legal" line and just go hog wild. Since that time, they've experimented with everything from runaways to Latinas to camp counselors—they even went interactive! And now, with the release of "Barely Legal Back in the Saddle," it would appear that they've finally given into public demand (or someone's demand, at least) and gone... country western? More » -
#hardcore
Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"
What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do. More » -
#whatisreality
Directing Porn: A Pithy View
When we tell you that a comedy website created a video about directing porn movies, there are very few possible outcomes. But what we couldn't predict about Matty Kirsch's visit (in a pith helmet!) to the set of the not-very-overhyped "It Ain't the Partridge Family" was that star Nick Manning would come across as the only serious one in the group. Must have been an introspective day. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More » -
#pornicvoices
"MILF-O-Maniacs": Nature Or Nurture?
"You have to prepare for the future," says Tyler Faith, easing into MILF Acceptance after the inevitable Anger. "Milfomania" is not in our DSM-IV, but neither was "Yellow Fever," and you know how impervious to psychoanalysis that is. Join us after the gap for some snaps of MILFs in various degrees of Denial and Undress. More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: March Madness Edition
Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs ... and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: The Butterfly Effect
We were sort of hoping that Isabella Rossellini's bug sex instructional manuals would've looked a little more like director Philip Mond's 2006 instant entomological porn classic "Insexts", but it turns out that not everyone can pull off hardcore insect love with such aplomb. Still this clip does provide a helpful tutorial on how you should behave if you ever encounter a giant 8-foot-tall butterfly with no pants. (Hint: Don't neglect the "flower.") Also, we're not sure who the queen is ... but is that a pupa stage Nick Manning as the cunning linguist? If only he had shouted "Dropping pollen!" we would have known for sure. More » -
#dvdreview
(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More » -
#dvdreview
Monique Alexander And Audrey Bitoni In "Pop Star"
A Boulevard Of Broken Dreams story from today's Hollywood, "Pop Star"'s nip slips, lipsynch malfunctions, and clandestine trysts are so much more compelling than the Tinseltown reality they emulate. More » -
#avn2008
AVN 2008 Preview: Meet the Stars!
Joining Team Fleshbot in Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo next month? Pack your personal digital assistant (mine is named "Stoya") with this preliminary schedule of porn performer appearances by more than 140 of your favorite people, some of whom "Drop Loads!" and some of whom partake in dirtpipe milkshakes. We stress that this is a preliminary schedule (certain companies heavy on the Vs have not yet submitted their talent roster) but the URL below will be constantly updated so you can bookmark it on your iPhone. (One highlight we will divulge early: Kitten Natividad!) More » -
#dvdreview
Sex, Loads & Rock 'N' Roll: "The Instigator"
Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn't do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even "That Girl", delightfully upending the lives of people around her. Instead, it seems that everywhere she goes, sex happens. This is the plot of "The Instigator".
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#hardcore
Pornic Voices: Fucking Mr. Thermopyles
I'd like to think that one of the most rewarding things about being a male porn actor - aside from showing up to a job that involves the sexing - is chewing copious amounts of scenery. Nick Manning plays martial arts instructor with a past Mr. Thermopyles in Wicked's "Reform School Girls 3", a low-budget throwaway with heart, featuring Lorelei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Heidi Mayne. Character choices in the (I hope it was) unscripted gonzo included referring to himself in the third person, so viewers are treated to Manning's cries of "Mr. Thermopyles is droppin' loads!" More » -
#pornofthemoment
Urban Landscapes: "Klub Slutz"
If you think of L.A. as a "Thunderdome"-esque cesspit where Nick Manning drops loads on poodle-haired apocalyptotarts in large groping rooms, where narrators inform you that "Here grit is glamour, and the goal is to reach the bottom (not the top)", and where drink prices are probably very high, then Penthouse's "Klub Slutz" is for you. We're not sure if civilization still has the power to prevent the "Klub Slutz" world from arriving or if this movie foreshadows our human destiny. Either way, were we the type to wear housecoats brimming with rolled up tissues, we would grab Nautica Thorn and wipe all that makeup off. More » -
#hardcore
Photoplay: "Entering Nautica Thorn"
You'd think that the lovely Nautica Thorn, who produced and directed this movie, would have had the wherewithal to wear something other than uncomfortable high-heeled shoes or would have had someone else take off her leopard-print bra for her. But it seems the Hawaii native has a streak of Yankee self-sacrifice running through her (in addition to Nick Manning). More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: Doppelganger Edition
This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that's fine, too.
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#thewriterslife
Photoplay: "Dirty Talk"
We all know the standard porn setup of the cable guy, pool cleaner, and Greenpeace canvaser, but DCypher's "Dirty Talk" throws some love to female stereotypes, to wit: the repressed sex writer. Photographed beautifully by Red Ezra and featuring the delicious Nautica Thorn, the movie is fantastically bad with the sound up. Join us for some odd couplings of words to pictures after the gap. More »






