...an Atlanta Hawks Dancer named Briana.

Wait, what? You've never heard of Briana, and you're not shocked to learn that she's now in porn? Well, way to steal our thunder, buddy. Would you at least humor us by watching this preview for her first ever scene on Naughty America? Frankly, we think it's the least you could do.

· NBA Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair on Naughty America in New Porn Scene (naughtymerica.com)

A couple months ago, Fleshbot ran a story about Naughty America running an election to choose a president who would serve as the public face of the company. As an active Naughty America member, I decided to run in this election. I believe that I would do a great job in this position, and I have lots of ideas that would help make the site a more enjoyable place for the people that are members, and a more desirable site for the people that aren't. Specifically, I'd like to focus my work on two very important areas.

The biggest thing that I would focus on is diversity. Now, when I talk about diversity, I don't just mean ethnic diversity (thought that is something that is important to me as well). I mean diversity in body types (from the tight barely legal women to the BBW MILFs and everything in between), diversity in personalities and attitudes—basically, working in as many different types of women as possible. Naughty America does a pretty good job of this already, but I believe that it's something that can be improved even further. I would also try to increase diversity in the content of the scenes: finding additional interesting locations, finding some interesting setups that still would fit into the "Naughty America way" of making scenes, and varying the actual sex included in the scenes. With the introduction of new sites and the return of sites like Naughty Flipside (which Fleshbot named one of the best DVDs of 2007), there's already a place for content that might not be quite like the scenes on the rest of Naughty America. I would love to help Naughty America try out different things with it.

My other goal is to improve access. And by access, I mean a few different things. For one, I want people to be access the full features of the website from anywhere that it's technologically possible. That means adding features to the mobile version of the website to bring it closer to the ease of navigation of the main website, and possibly working to try to make features available or easier to use for other devices. But I also mean access to me. I'm pretty much online whenever I'm not working or sleeping, so I plan to consistently respond to any questions or comments that people want to send to me. Increasing access to talent and other staff is another part of my plan. Last year, Naughty America had parties in a few cities with some staff members and pornstars (including one in New York), but the concept had to be scaled back due to the economy. The parties have recently started back up on a smaller scale in Las Vegas (and possibly other Western cities in the near future), but my goal would be to have parties going back out as far as the East Coast by the end of my term.

Some of you might be expecting me to say something along the lines of bringing more Crush Objects to Naughty America. But the truth is that they have been consistently shooting many Crush Objects since long before I became a member. They already have multiple scenes of the two Crush Objects of the year that they can shoot (Sasha Grey, Dana DeArmond). They have already done scenes with women that have been put on Crush Object Alert status this year, like Amia Miley and Cherry Ferretti. Of the top 10 Crush Objects of 2008, 6 appeared on Naughty America that year (and one they shot multiple times the year before, when she wasn't under contract). In fact, there was only one woman on that list that they could have shot who didn't appear on the site. And the results aren't much different if you go back to earlier years, either.

Naughty America is a great website. I can honestly that that I believe that it is the best porn site on the internet. But though I believe that they're the best, that doesn't mean I don't think they can improve. They can get better, and I am the right person to help them get there. If you agree, you can visit my Naughty President campaign page, sign up for a free Naughty America bedrooms account (which gets you access to some free porn), and when the time comes, vote for me on November 3.

· Aristotle Alexander's campaign page (naughtypresident.com)

We're not sure who the lucky B in that B/G equation will be, but you can be your ass we'll be reporting back to you just as soon as we find out.

· Naughty America Forums (naughtyamerica.com, thanks hodayathink!)

And guess which one allows you—nay, requires you—to hang out with pornstars? (Hint: We haven't seen Barack Obama palling around with Lisa Ann, uh, ever.) And while living in the White House may be pretty sweet...living in a swank Southern California pad ain't too bad either. And throw in a salary of $10,000/month, and—well, what are you waiting for? Your naughty country needs you!

· Naughty President (naughtypresident.com)
· Thumbnail: Alexis Texas wants you! (naughtyamerica.com)

The games range from basic puzzles to more advanced matching games (match the boobs to the pornstar—harder than you'd think!), and, of course, a "shooter" game, where you can use your digital penis to splatter topless girls with giant loads (to be honest, we preferred the puzzles). As a nice little bonus, winners get the chance to download free porno pix—as well as a chance at eternal fame, with the highest scorers earning a place in the Naughty Country Club.

· Naughty America Games (naughtyamericagames.com, via xbiz.com)

Our anonymous tipster reports:

Two weeks ago, Jason P., one of the assistant producers who was in charge of NA's gay division, Suite 703, until it folded, was laid off with only two weeks severance pay.

I also just received an email earlier today from someone who worked in both the affiliates and marketing departments at NA:
"So yeah... I got canned the end of last week- along with a few others. There are also more layoffs to come soon..."

· Thumbnail star Priya Rai during boom times (naughtyamerica.com)

*****

Previously: Rumored Layoffs At Naughty America

An anonymous tip just received by the Fleshbot staff indicates that things might not be so rosy—at least not for one company:

I just got off the phone with [a Naughty America staff member], who was telling me the story of how the entire Los Angeles production crew was laid off yesterday (Wednesday) afternoon. As they were wrapping up their final shoot of the day, all of the employees who were at the studio—roughly 15 of them—were asked to sit down for a conference. Out of nowhere, Laura D. (executive producer) and Michelle (head of HR) appeared and informed everyone that they were going to be laid off. They were offered two options: two weeks severance pay in addition to the two weeks of vacation pay they were about to get paid—apparently the production crew were all about to go on a two-week paid hiatus, OR, two weeks paid vacation after which they would return to assist in the tear-down of the studio, which would probably take two weeks, and two weeks severance pay. Basically, four weeks of pay or six weeks of pay. It sounds like everyone was stunned and a lot of tears were shed, including many from Laura D.

Also from the phone conversation I learned that NA is sitting on about three weeks worth of unedited footage that will hold them afloat for roughly a few more months, but there isn't any word what the company is going to do after that. I would imagine that those employees working in NA's San Diego office who haven't yet been laid off are wondering what kind of job security they have at this point. I've heard of at least three layoffs from within the San Diego office over the past two months. The economy is truly affecting us all.

If this is true, we're both shocked and saddened—Naughty America has long been a Fleshbot fave, and to see them taken down by economic woes would be truly tragic. We hope this email isn't a sign of things to come across the entire industry—it's so much better when people are getting laid, rather than laid off.

· Thumbnail illustrates happier times at the Naughty Office (naughtyofficegallery.com, via Ask Jolene)

Am I wrong to think that all women with large breasts are sassy, uninhibited, and no-nonsense? Perhaps I would be if I applied those standards to the lady from whom I buy breakfast burritos or that hot nun. But based solely on every conversation I have ever had with large-breasted porn performers—even transsexuals—I will stick by that horrible prejudice.

Here are the delightful Lisa Sparxxx and Gianna in Naughty America's "Thanks for the Mammories", the only thing unfortunate about which is the title. Everything else is great.- GP

· Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)
· Buy "Thanks for the Mammories #1" (gamelink.com)