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Today In Sexual Innuendo No, this is not the fossilized schlong of a long-dead woolly mammoth, nor the preserved remains of legendary super-schtupper John Holmes: ladies and gentlemen, is a mollusk. And according to people who know about such things, that's all it is. Maybe our minds are just stuck in the gutter, but we can't help but draw comparisons between this randy-looking bivalve and the numerous latex lookalikes that have cycled through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen; still, when we start fantasizing about clams, perhaps we've crossed some kind of line. (darkroastedblend.com, via BoingBoing)

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Nudes By Sergey Skokov: From Russia With Love (And More Boobs)

You know what they say about Russian girls, right? Yeah, we don't either (hey, it's a really big country). But from the looks of photographer Sergey Skokov's portfolio, we're guessing they must say something about the fact that a lot of Russian girls tend to be beautiful, naked, and are fond of being beautiful and naked outdoors. (Oh, and a lot of them appear to be quite flexible too.) As far as stereotypes go, we guess it could be a lot worse.

· Sergey Skokov Photography (skokov.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

9:45 AM on Tue May 27 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by Rock-e-Horror: you think she works out? more »

If you've been itching to see the full version of Isabella Rosselini's bug porn, relief is at hand (or mandible): the full version is now available online. At long last, we finally know how earthworms do it! (sundancechannel.com via Boing Boing)

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sex blogs

Sex Blog Roundup: Magic Mushrooms (And Other Springtime Treats)

All across the country in early May, mushroom enthusiasts take to the woods in search of one of the most profoundly savory delicacies imaginable, the morel. It's a mushroom that inspires a degree of lust usually reserved for all things sexual, and some of us might consider giving up sex (for a few days, anyhow) for even a taste of a fresh one. Today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene features a very different kind of mycophiliac, though: these intrepid foragers track down their favorite mushroom-headed treats so they can use them in all kinds of other fun ways. And if they can't find a partner who's willing to share, they just grow their own.

Grab your basket and join AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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3:10 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Fleshbot
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Latest by n/a: From what little I can vaguely remember of the 60's, I had fun, but that pic appears heavily edited. All the mushroom pickers I knew, that looked that good, had a kid on their hip and another bulging their belly. more »

Of course you don't need a reminder, but we thought we'd remind you anyway that tomorrow is the fourth annual World Naked Gardening Day. We just hope the weather is nice so you can get down in the dirt and mix it up with bulbs and shurbs ... and then maybe do a little gardening afterwards! Hoe, hoe! (wngd.org + thenaughtyamerican.com; thumb: Brenda James)

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wild kingdom

Feral Lingerie Models Caught In The Wild

We've often wondered why so many photographers we feature here have portfolios full of scantily clad models in environments where you wouldn't expect to find scantily clad models: lost out in the fields, traipsing through the forests, posing prettily among the sand dunes ... But finally, we've been presented with a logical explanation: they're feral lingerie models, photographed in their natural habitat. Which, quite frankly, is a relief. Here we were thinking all this time it was just a bunch of sadistic art directors getting off on forcing girls to scuff up their Mahnolos and tear their stockings walking through the brush!

· Feral Lingerie Model 2005 (flickr.com, via dacia.tumblr.com)

11:03 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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porn of the moment

Experiencing "The Smell of Timber"

On the one hand, we think it's great that Galaxia Entertainment is giving scent its due: in porn, and in film generally, smell is the most underused of the five senses. It's a hard thing to convey, much less to package, and apart from John Waters' "Polyester" we can't think of anyone who's mined its potential. (No, Mary: Colt's occasional inclusion of "leather cleaner" in its DVD screener packages doesn't count.)
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9:18 AM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By sturtle
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porn of the moment

At A Glance: Jocks Studios' "Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite"

Six things we can assume about Jocks Studios' "Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite" after perusing the box cover for 15 seconds, give or take:

1. There are men involved.
2. Those men are in a park. Possibly Yosemite National Park, but that's just a guess.
3. The men are naked.
4. At least one of these men is naked, in a park, and so happy to be naked in a park that we can't see his eyes.
5. They're on the green side of 30. Probably. Mostly.
6. During the shooting of the video, someone on the set made an "Old Faithful" joke. It was funny the first time, but by the afternoon of day four, all the guys were like, "I swear, if that queen makes one more geyser joke, she's goin' down. And not in the good way."

For more information, you can ... er, watch the DVD yourself, we guess. Do we have to do everything around here?

· Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite (Falcon Studios)

11:35 AM on Mon Mar 10 2008
By sturtle
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nature studies

Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn

Furries get a lot of grief for their unusual habits, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to a big cuddly bear or a cute bunny rabbit? They're very huggable. But a creepy crawly spider or a slimy snail? That might cause the heebie-jeebies for most, but not legendary hottie Isabella Rossellini. She's starring in a series of short films, premiering at the Sundance and Berlin Film Fesitvals, where she dresses up like various bugs and then humps the bejezzus out of cartoonish papercraft lovers. (Sound familiar?) Oh, and she always plays the male. More »

12:51 PM on Fri Feb 1 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by CloudCarrier: Now I can finally turn all of my Laurie Anderson fantasies into three-ways! more »

Scientists say that chameleons don't change color to blend into their environment, they do it to get laid. (Of course, they do!) Then maybe afterward, they use it to get away without calling again, but that's a completely different nature special. (telegraph.co.uk)

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According to scientists, the freakiest sex on Earth happens about 20,000 fathoms deep where we can't see it: "As humans we think we're such sexual beasts but compared to sea creatures we're just so boring." (Also, "dork" means "giant whale penis". So thanks for the complement, sorta.) (theage.com.au)

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If you were on vacation in Germany would you pay someone to take you out into the woods so you could watch deer fuck? We think the deer would watch you if you asked them to. (dw-world.de)

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And while we're all busy saving the earth today, let's take a look at what may be the the world's first botanical porn film. Admit it—you've always thought there was something sexy about all that hot pistil and stamen action you learned about in biology class. (sexblo.gs)

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DVD: Studio 2000's "Cabin Fever"

Studio 2000 departs from its usual production formula—and apparently, its usual copywriting team—with the new release "Cabin Fever." Instead of the usual sexcapades by the pool or deep in the woods, the plot (so to speak) is more or less what one would expect from a Bel Ami production, boasting "15 gorgeous young Eastern European hunks, many of them brand-new discoveries" disporting themselves in "a bucolic cabin" amidst "lush mountainside scenery [that] complements the passionate lovemaking of these handsome young bucks." Fans of eurotwink porn will be all a-twitter over the preview pics as well as a description of the action that reads like the best weekend getaway brochure ever: "Richy sponge-bathes them, paying special attention to their stiff, poking erections and sucks off both to relieved orgasm. Richy then enjoys his own bath-and-blowjob from his guests as a prelude to first Robin, and then Joe, energetically stuffing their host's bubble butt with cock ..." (All of which just reminds us that a vacation in the the mountains sounds really good right now.)-RM More »

11:22 AM on Tue May 22 2007
By Rod Mac
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With Wooden Dildos, The Tree Hugs You

The makers of the Jildo dildo are quick to point out—as well as they should—that despite what you may think, splinters are not an issue. Once that worry is out of the way, you can start to seriously consider adding a handmade wooden dildo to your sex toy cabinet. Sure, it doesn't light up or vibrate or sing your favorite songs to you, but it will give you that peaceful feeling that comes from getting "back to nature." People have been sticking wooden toys inside themselves for centuries, you know, and the Jildo is a simply throwback to those days of yore when just about any tree branch would do. They're unique, stylish and best of all, they never need batteries, which will come in quite handy after the collapse of the global economy leaves humanity scrounging for survival in darkened underground caves. When that day arrives, at least you'll have something to keep you busy. More »

11:15 AM on Mon May 21 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Chad White (Nude!) By Francois Rousseau

You can keep all those Daniel Radcliffe-in-"Equus" shots for yourself as far as we're concerned; we still can't quite wrap our minds around the concept of Harry Potter as a sex object (at least not until he turns 18, since we'd like to feel a little less pervy than we already are.) Instead, we'll take these shots of male model of the moment Chad White in all his naked glory for all our hot man-on horse needs. Shot by Francois Rousseau (of Dieux du Stade fame) for the new issue of Out, they're just about the most perfect expression of the closeness between man and nature as we've seen in a while. (Without, you know, getting too close.) More »

12:12 PM on Tue May 8 2007
By Fleshbot
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Latest by n/a: Wow! He has a nice, no make that REALLY nice ass! :) Keep eating your Wheaties! more »

photography

Swimwear Photography By Zuan: Colombian Heat

Despite its tropical geography, we don't usually think of Colombia as a hotbed of glamour and swimsuit photography (alas, Brazil seems to get most of the attention as far as hot seminaked supermodels are concerned). Nor do we think of sexy models making sweet love to giant spiny lobsters as the sort of thing that usually turns us on, though of course it's totally cool if that happens to be your thing. But his physical location and choice of props were just two of the reasons why Bogota-based photographer Zuan Carre o Monsalve's portfolio was such a pleasant discovery this morning. As for the other things that caught our attention ... well, we think you won't have any problems figuring out what those are for yourself. More »

12:30 PM on Mon Apr 2 2007
By Fleshbot
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Outdoor Pussy @ VoyeurWeb: Flashing It For Cash

We probably don't need to remind you by this point that if you're not making a habit of checking out VoyeurWeb on a regular basis, you're missing out on some of the best free amateur smut the web has to offer; in fact, it's become such a reliable source of all kinds of hot totty over the years that we sometimes take it for granted. If you haven't visited in a while, their current Outdoor Pussy photo competition is a great excuse to get back into the swing of things—through the end of this month, eager exhibitionists will be raising their skirts and dropping their drawers for the chance to win a $500 cash prize based on viewer feedback. (OK, so it's not a huge amount of cash, but at least it's better than showing it off for free.) While we wish every contributor the best of luck, we can't help but do a bit of ballot stuffing for Dely here, who shows us what having fun in the sun is all about. But make sure you check out her competition before you cast your vote. When it comes to such a generous display of hot naked flesh, everyone's a winner! More »

12:15 PM on Wed Mar 21 2007
By Fleshbot
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