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more about #natalienorton more comments → Prof_Derzshowitz: Seriously though, this stuff does look pretty fucking amazing. #missystone more » Prof_Derzshowitz: [QUOTE]:...Missy Stone's wet pink gash takes the kind of punishment reserved for enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay. What the hell did she ever do to ... more » Spyder01: This is one spoof I wish wasn't done. I love Seinfeld and seeing my most beloved television characters screwing each other breaks my heart :( more » Conrad: I'm just not a fan of 5 minutes of plot and 20+ minutes of fucking. These extra long sex scenes are becoming detramental to my sex life. They've t... more » ShamimDawk: It's a porn about nothing! more » The HZA.: I am confident this won't suck. Well it will suck in the right ways. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Who told you to put the balm on? more » genldoz: Where's Buck Naked?!? more » bdve: Is the "Elaine" Spanish? Attention to detail or accident? more » SonOfDad: Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi? Holy shit, that is tits. more » Lux Alptraum: I, personally, am wondering if Regina is supposed to be a play on the Dolores/clitoris gag--when I first watched that episode, I totally thought her n... more » MalzyWheels: So, this is going to be a porn about no porn?...Something like that. more » evan7257: No Puddy? Plus, wouldn't the man hands episode make a shemale scene utterly perfect? more » Prof_Derzshowitz: Awesome! I've always had a thing for Elaine [especially after watching that episode when she left the sultry message on Jerry's answering machine], a... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I happen to be a leg and thigh man, myself. Wait, we're not talking about chicken? more » -
#hardcore
Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99
Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past. -
#hardcore
"Scary Big Dicks" — If the Label Fits, Well, Fuck It
Somehow we get the feeling that these dudes cruise around with crazy swagger, Mickey Avalon's "My Dick" playing behind them everywhere they go. Well, with all that meat their packing, they've certainly earned the right. More » -
#hardcore
"Sperm Receptacles" Serves Up Five For Sucking
Fans of swallowing, blow bangs with hot young enthusiastic girls, titty fucking, and cum gargling are in for a special treat as Mike John resurrects his "Sperm Receptacles" series with this, the fifth offering. More » -
#hardcore
"Naughty Cheerleaders" Are Our Favorite Kind
Back in the day when we lived in the mystical land known as "college," there was only one club that everyone wanted to be in, far surpassing ever the draw of gnostic and secretive "Skull & Bones" clique. More » -
#dvd
"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
#sneakpeek
"Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison
If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot.
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#hardcore
“She Likes Dark Meat” Now, We Guess
For a horny young white girl, discovering the joys of being stretched all the way open by a ginormous black cock is kinda like discovering sugar... or rock and roll... or crack rock... or shoes. More »


