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Flesh Flicks: Endurance Training

Are you worried that your sex sessions aren't lasting as long as they should? Not in the "premature celebration" sense, but more in the "dang, I'm exhausted! I need a nap!" sense. The problem is that you are out of shape, Tubby, and you to get your big butt to the gym for some squat thrusts. Seriously, Fatso, dropping a few pounds and improving your cardiovascular conditioning will drastically increase the duration and quality of your "workouts." Take this obviously fit couple who can throw each other around for thirty whole minutes, which must be some sort of record. Remember to stretch properly, though, unless you want some sensitive area to get pulled. More »

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Naked WWE Diva Battle Royale

The beautiful women of World Wrestling Entertainment (not to be confused with the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) have a long and healthy relationship with Playboy magazine. And by that, we mean that pretty much everyone of them has appeared naked on their pages at some point. So which one kicked the most ass, so to speak? While most of their disputes can be fairly settled inside the squared circle, this one can only be determined by the fairest judge of all—the internet. And then if they want to maybe debate it further in one of their sport's famous "lingerie matches," that would be fine too.

· Which WWE Diva (past & present) looks best naked? (on205th.com)


Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the "box" this ad is referring to is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady's vagina. You see, because "box" is a euphemism for vagina! Aren't you glad we're here to explain these things? (Copyranter)

The mayor of Arlington, Oregon, was recalled (by three votes) because of a "scandalous" photo posted on her MySpace page. What's crazier: That a mayor has a MySpace page, that anyone cares, or that she could grate cheese on those washboard abs? Bet she makes your mayor look like a creampuff. (katu.com, via Jezebel)

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Flavamen's Ricardo Guerrerio Is Really Hard On Himself

There's so much to appreciate about baby faced 29-year-old Brazilian cutie Ricardo Guerrerio in the new issue of Flavamen — the killer body, the extensive ink work, the nice-sized piece — that we have a hard time understanding why he's so critical of some of his best attributes: "I think it's too small," he says of that perfect ass of his. "But I've gotten some compliments on it." Turns out that he's taking some of those compliments to heart, at least where getting more tattoos is concerned: "I think I am about done, actually. I don't want too many on my legs, and my first love has forbidden me to get any on my ass. We're still good friends, and he claims that my ass is my best feature — and that he will kill me dead if I 'ruin' it with artwork." Check out more of Ricardo's best features for yourself after the jump. More »

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Flesh Flicks: Wonder Twin Powers

You might be initially confused at the wondrous CGI technology that allows this woman to have lesbian shower sex with herself, but upon further reflection we believe that these finely sculpted lookalikes are actually stunt doubles used to pull off the effect. Two actual movie stunt doubles, judging by the identically ripped bodies that could probably take a prat fall down a flight of stairs and escape from a fiery car crash without a scratch. That they're also available for the even more tricky shower scenes is just a movie producer's lucky bonus. More »

American Gladiators may seem like TV designed to get cheap exploitative ratings, but if that were true would they really pick one of the stars of "Bikini Chain Gang" to fight musclebound freaks with a giant foam stick? At least she and her fellow combatants will have something to talk about when they spar. (americangladiatorgirls.com + nbc.com)

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Hardbodied Babes Return To Rough You Up

We were quite shocked and awed the other day when our TV told us that 1990s campfest American Gladiators was not only returning to television, but had earned a spot on NBC's primetime schedule. (Take that striking writers!) It took us back to the days of watching gals like Blaze and Zap pummel unsuspecting frat boys in flashy red, white and blue unitards. (Actually, those might have been the dudes names.) More »

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Happy Halloween From Diesel J!

Former amateur bodybuilder and occasional (straight) porn star Diesel J may call himself "the web's most worshiped icon", but that doesn't mean he can't take the time out of his busy schedule to send us a special holiday message: "Not only is it hump day but I wanted to wish you all a Happy Halloween," he wrote us an email today, attaching mouthwatering j/o and booty-shaking clips from last night's web show. "I especially liked all that dirty talk: it got me going!" Here's to plenty of one-handed tricking and treating!

· Diesel J Clips: One and Two (.wmv video @ diesellive.com)
· DieselLive (membership preview @ diesellive.com)
· See also: DieselLive (Yahoo! Group; free registration required)

Previously: Meet Diesel J


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Andrey Krutogolov's Muscle Babes

Some men (and some ladies, too) are afraid of big strong women, while others have no problem fooling around with a chick who could break them in half and flatten the pieces between her heavily sculpted thighs. In fact, that's the way a lot of people prefer their bodies—hard, ripped, and tight as a drum. We have a feeling Andrey Krutogolov is in that camp, because his photographs reveal a definite bias toward the muscle bound set. (And he's a pretty big boy himself.) Maybe you're not ready for all that power, but for those girly men out there who can't even open their own peanut butter jars, perhaps you should try letting women pick you up in bars instead of the other way around.

· Photos by Andrey Krutogolov (photosight.ru, via Otomano)

Previously: Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes, Flesh Flicks: Lesbian Muscle Worship, Body Builder Porn, Kim Chambers: A Hard Woman Is Good to Find, SheMuscle


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The Sexiest WWE Wrestlers Ever (This Means You, John Cena)

It's probably no secret that certain members of Team Fleshbot are enamoured of John Cena, the uberhot World WWE "wrestler"-slash-"actor." Actually, quite a few WWE veterans make our blossoms tingle, like impossibly chiseled Randy Orton and oh-so-gay-friendly tease Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. If you're as smitten as we are, head over to the Famous Males Forums for an 11-page thread devoted to Cena, Orton and the Rock. In addition to several interesting screen captures (e.g., Randy Orton showing off his glutes in the ring) there are a number of candid photos that walk that fine line between pop culture camp and plain ol' gay. And then there's that Randy Orton shower gallery ... but we'll let you decide what that is all about for yourself. More »

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Raging Stallion's "Afternoon Delights"

It's not often that we have occasion to hum along with the Starland Vocal Band while watching "scene after scene of dick-hungry men", but that's exactly what we get with Raging Stallion's "Afternoon Delights" and its cast of fun-size hotties including Fleshbot fave Mario Cruz (last seen being interrogated in "Gaytanamo") and San Francisco DJ-slash-pornstar Dominic Pacifico. Other hotties heating up Oprah time include newbies Brendan Austen and tatted muscle boy Luc Bonay, who while away the hours with some furious fireside freakin' that's almost matched in intensity by Mario Cruz's intense pounding by RC Ryan who "literally fucks the cum out of Mario and then shoots his own load straight into Mario's mouth." Talk about your skyrockets in flight.

· "Afternoon Delights" (ragingstallion.com; see also profiles for Luc Bonay, Dominic Pacifico and Mario Cruz)

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Jim Wiedenman Goes Balls-Out @ Fantastics Mag

The latest edition of homofabulous "glog" Fantastics Mag profiles pectastic Jim Wiedenman, a Chicago-based model-slash-bodybuilder-slash-actor with a corn-fed all-American look that says "J. Crew" and a tasty set of nips that say "Bite Me". Once you stop drooling over his physical charms, though, you'll find a smart and funny budding thespian who talks about Tennessee Williams, "A Streetcar Named Desire", and (of course) Marlon Brando in the accompanying interview: "I've always had a fantasy of playing Stanley Kowalski," he confides. We don't know what Jim's acting chops are like, but we'd bet the farm he'd look pretty damn good in that iconic white t-shirt. And out of it, as the case may be. More »

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Meet Ty LeBeouf

Since a significant portion of the Fleshbot editorial staff is based in southern Louisiana, we naturally have a particular taste for all things spicy and Cajun ... to say nothing of our general taste for all things muscular, hung, and drool-inducingly hot. So we're already pretty smitten with newly minted Hot House exclusive Ty LeBeouf, despite the fact that his debut porn appearance (in "Trunks 4: White Heat") won't hit the shelves until later this summer. If you happen to be in San Francisco over Pride weekend later this month, though, you can get a load of Ty in person on Hot House's very first parade float as well as at several other events during the festivities. Just remember once you start crushing on those baby blues, adorable smile, and amazing ass: We totally saw him first. More »

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Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses

The sports world was shocked last week to learn that a young, attractive, obscenely wealthy, and ridiculously talented professional athlete might possibly be dating a stripper. (He's also married to a non-stripper, which we guess is the shocking part.) Normally, the late night shenanigans of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez would be left to those who actually care are better qualified to discuss such things, but something about this story managed to catch our eye. It must have been the nude pictures of A-Rod's (hee-hee ... "rod") alleged paramour, Joslyn Morse, that were dug up from her stint in Playboy back in 2001. Now we're interested! We don't really have anything to add to the story, other than the observation that these photo lend credence to the rumor that the slugger likes the "muscular" type. It's good to know they have something in common. More »

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Meet Andres Sanchez

It's tough being a modelizer, especially when every time we turn around there are more and more impossibly chiseled, high-cheekboned hotties to keep track of ... and it's even tougher when we don't know their names. Good thing our fellow male model fanatics at Queerty helped us ID Abercrombie & Fitch's new (and non-vanilla flavored!) Brooklyn boy Andres Sanchez: we're told that aside from lending his talents to hawk sportswear in malls everywhere, he also works as (surprise!) a personal trainer and actor and "sometimes producers". Like his role model Vin Diesel, we're guessing he doesn't play for our team—but that didn't stop him from appearing in a recent underwear editorial in German homostyle mag "Mate." Photographer Tim Ricks captures every muscled ridge, vein, and contour in a wet tighty whitey fashion spread; alas, there's not nearly enough bubble butt action for our taste, but after looking at the scans below we don't think you'll complain too much. -RM

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DVD: Titan's "H2O"

Arriving a bit late to the watery porn trope scene that bought us COLT's "Quenched" last year and Falcon's "Super Soaked" the year before that (and with a bunch of swimming- and beach-themed productions from other studios in the meantime), Titan gets back to basics with "H2O", a super-steamy showcase for a whole reservoir's worth of our favorite crush objects including Damien Crosse, Francois Sagat, and Steve Cruz. The setup, such as it is, involves Crosse spending a stormy evening at home jerking off to—you guessed it—a bunch of sweaty Titan studs on his TV until Eddie Stone (in his Titan debut) comes along at the end and breaks the fourth wall with a little in depth plumbing service of his own. All in all, it's a slickly produced sex romp that should quench your thirst for Titan's signature brand of moist man-on-man action—or at the very least give you something to keep busy with yourself on those rainy nights besides waiting for someone to show up at your door to fix that leaky hole in your ... uh, roof. More »

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Meet Tyler Sarry (Again)

The kids from "South Park" may have had some issues with Canada, but after an afternoon of "researching" fitness model of the moment Tyler Sarry ... well, we're bigger fans of our neighbors to the north than ever. After spotting the 23-year-old Ontario native in a scorching underwear editorial courtesy of photographer Lindsay Lozon last week, we found out that he's also a competitive bodybuilder who is making a name for himself in posing trunks and on the runways: "I really want to make a career of this ... It's my life and what I love [to do], so I figure I can't go wrong." So far so good: Tyler also scored the title of Mr. First Runner Up in the Manhunt Canada pageant. (No, not the hookup site ... though we're sure he'd win that contest in a New York Toronto minute too.) -RM More »