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Raven Alexis Gets "Stripped" And Fucked For Emotional Health

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Husbands, wives, and even a sex slave confess their fantasies and fears.

Stripped - A Confessional

Studio: VCX Pictures
Director: Hugh Richards
Cast: Raven Alexis, Dia Zerva, Ashley Roberts, Jennifer Dark, Kiara Diane, Joey Brass, Mr. Pete, Allen W., Justin R.

The overarching structure of "Stripped" makes it look like videos from naughty couples' therapy sessions. Each participant feels unfulfilled by his/her relationship, and sex is the only medium for righting those wrongs. That's a sentiment we can agree with.

Every scene starts out with a girl pouring her heart out, confessing disappointment, terror, neglect, or abuse, and as you empathize with the girl, the sex that follows feels incredibly intimate and draws you in. This isn't always a happy experience, but it's definitely unique and exciting.

Without a doubt, Raven Alexis is the main attraction. Her highschool sweetheart-turned-husband doesn't validate her sexually, barely touches her, and never brings her to orgasm. Raven is a decent actor (as are all the players in "Stripped") so her frustration and fear jump out from the very beginning. As they melt into lust, she strips and masturbates until someone—not the husband—comes into frame and treats her right. The whole experience is tender, sensual, yet not without vigor. There's even something intimate about the cumshot: rather than standing above her as he beats off, he lies on his back and she places her head on his stomach. They even kiss after she swallows.

Later in the film, Raven comes back—looking healthier and happier—to discuss her fantasy about sex with another woman. Dia Zerva ties her to the bed and takes her through the motions sooooooo sloooooowly, from tongue to dildo to strap-on to screaming orgasm. It's one of the most delayed, delicious lesbian scenes ever, and it's probably the most sex-positive communion in the film.

Kiara Diane and Mr. Pete finish the film with a straightforward couplet: she questions whether it's ok to have one-night stands, and he shows up for a quick fuck. But it isn't night, so that's good. Plus, she makes him come twice, so they must really like each other.

The two most interesting scenes, in my opinion, are the most disturbing ones. First, Ashley Roberts and her husband come in to discuss their lackluster sex life. She wants their relationship to be like it used to be, he wants more quickies and blowjobs, and neither of them get anything because they're too busy and have a child. They try just what Raven did, and things are going well, and then during the blowjob it all ends. He can't get hard, she gets pissed, and they get a divorce the following week. HA!

The other scene is much more challenging. Jennifer Dark plays a young woman from the Czech Republic (she is a young woman from the Czech Republic, by the way) with some marital issues. She met her American husband back home, and at first he was a wonderful, generous, and considerate man. After he brought her to the States, he locked her up inside his home. It isn't clear if she ends up stripping or prostituting, but she has to use her body to promote his gambling addiction. Of course, he punishes her when she doesn't earn enough money. The sex, it seems, is the worst part; he abuses her body, takes advantage of her, and "makes [her] feel sick."

In less than five minutes, you're flooded with the confessions of a broken woman. No one comes out and says the words, "sex slave," but the conditions are all there. She even delivers part of her interview in Czech, adding another level of realism and displacement to the tone. She doesn't know what she's going to do, but she mentions suicide. And then her husband shows up and they have sex.

If it weren't for a few lines from Joey Brass, this would look just like any other fuck session. Even then, what he says only seems possessive and dominating in the normal porno sense. "Who owns this pussy?" is not an unusual phrase.

I really don't know what to think about this. Are we encouraged to or allowed to enjoy this scene? Should we even be able to? Maybe the filmmaker is willing to talk about marital rape and sexual abuse, but not willing to show it. Whether that's cowardice or restraint is up for questioning. Alternately, porn is the perfect medium for allowing people to project their fantasies—however brutal or ridiculous—into a safe, controlled environment. Maybe the whole point is to allow viewers to take on this misogynist fantasy and enjoy it for its taboo. Or maybe it's a comment on the degrading and selfish depiction of sex in all pornography. I have no idea. Nonetheless, it's fantastic that "Stripped" presents these issues and ambiguities. There should be more porn like this.

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You Know, "I Love Sara Stone," Too

Gram Ponante — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

I realize that I bandy about the word "delightful" like some people use "love" and "hate" (and "h8t"), but delightful is what Porn's amalgamated compilation concerns had in mind when it released "I Love Sara Stone."

The busty 26-year-old is not a huge star. She is not a particularly dirty talker. She is neither a girl next door nor a machine-crafted, tattooed and wizened piece of sex jerky. She doesn't seem to be a partier or someone too concerned that you think her smart, but she's not dumb. She knows she's sexy but won't hold it against you.

All the above seems apparent in the way porn is a blank slate for viewers to, er, projeculate on.

"I Love Sara Stone" is a compilation of 10 scenes that have only the zaftig charms of Stone in common, several that feature her trademark two-fisted, two-breasted cockgrasp. Of particular interest are her scenes with Lee Stone and Mr. Pete.

Lee Stone (no relation) is a guy who looks like Thing from "The Fantastic Four." He retired (mostly) to Florida this year. Due to his hugeness, Mr. Stone was often paired with tiny women that he would spin around to do a signature standing 69 upon.

But not with Sara Stone. It is like Lee is grateful to not have to do this party trick with Sara, who is superabsorbent.

And then there's Mr. Pete who, with Steve Holmes, is among Porn's Most Grateful dudes. Mr. Pete cannot get enough of Sara Stone.

Will Steven Soderbergh cast Stone in his next off-movie? No. Will Stone show up on the cover of Playboy? No. But she lights up the room, and that's why I love the delightful Sara Stone.

Belladonna Unleashes “Hell's Belles”

DCypher — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We're not sure what's supposed to be worse—the fact that these wayward young adults have turned to trick turning for quick cash (presumably to get more tattoos) or the fact that we get off on it.

Prepare yourselves for the hottest new video to come out of Evil Angel in a while—which is saying a lot.

When celebrated pornstar and thrill seeker extraordinaire Belladonna announced she was putting out a movie called "Hell's Belles" we assumed she had somehow convinced the all girl AC/DC cover band to make a porn spoof of their bizarre stage show. Either that or she was making her own celebrity sex tape with Angus Young. In fact, we were hoping it was the later.

As it turns out, neither was the case. Instead the Evil Angel directrix unveiled an equally compelling movie based on young, morally uninhibited, tattoo-smeared angels having some of the hottest sex of their brief (but challenged) lives. As is usually the case, she immediately won us over. But before you go barking on in our comments section about how this post is just another advertisement (which is both patently false and totally offensive) take a good hard look at the exclusive gallery we compiled and tell us that you're not feeling it.

Not to give away too much, but the threeway that Belladonna pulls off with Brian Streetteam is nothing short of impressive. Having witnessed his entrance into porn at the 2008 LA Erotica Show in Los Angeles—where he received a blowjob on the floor of the LA Convention Center while surrounded by pals James Deen, Joanna Angel, and Burning Angel crew—we can say that we always knew big things were in store for the lad. Still, we're pretty certain that we are in fact "jealous" that he gets to fuck Belladonna and her hawt friend...and we are just reviewing it.

Oh, and watching Sean Michaels fuck anything with his massive, stylish cock is always a good time. That guy is one class act. When Shiva created him (and his extra large cock) we are pretty sure the destructive deity immediately broke the mold.

"Hell's Belles" is now out from Evil Angel. If you were, like, cool, you would already know. If you don't you're either Mormon or over 30 and still trying to figure out how to upload pix to your Facebook and driving your kids nuts—in which case you should totally get back to work. Oh, and yeah, we think Angus Young would be proud.

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Backdoor Beauties Abound In "Anal Cavity Search 7"

DCypher — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Digging hard into the sweet bubbles of gaping young darlings, Eric Everhard and his posse of massively endowed professional sex workers are at it again, providing seriously needed rectal pleasure to girls in need.

This time around Everhard gathers up a stellar bunch of backdoor banging beauties, including Kristina Rose, Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, Phoenix Marie, Aletta Ocean, and Larissa Dee, and then seriously cranks the heat up on them. Every scene borders on extreme, with the intensity boiling out of control. Still, in all fairness the boys don't spend much time searching for the perfect pucker to drill. This time around it just seems to find them.

Kristina Rose, for example, stalks Eric down to his house and then won't take no for an answer, demanding instead to show off her succulent bung to the master gaper. Everhard takes pity on her, giving her sexy, round ass a great fucking and showing us all the way up into her large intestine in between crammings.

Cecilia Vega pulls a double anal with two guys who are thick enough to be considered a double anal on their own. That's like taking four dicks and a couple fingers in her ass at once. Then Phoenix Marie wears out both her lovers while they take turns trying to do the same to her— and fail.

In the end (pun intended), it's Aletta Ocean who wins us over completely with her extraordinary body, her insatiable lust, and that sweet, stretchy dirt box. Under the pretense that she knows how to clean houses (yeah, sure) she marches her sweet ass into Mr. Pete's dressed in a slutty maid costume and is soon squirting all over the place, making a huge wet mess. Mr. Pete and his buddy waste no time jamming their fuck sticks into her pretty face, then pulling her hole open for some deep cavern exploration.

Plus every single one of these girls gets filled to the brim with a huge wad of jizz up their asses, a dangerous and sexy taboo sure to rile thrill seekers and cum fart enthusiasts.

"Anal Cavity Search 7" releases today from Eric Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. Check it out.

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"Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked.

If only the "Star Trek" parodies had featured Captains Pike, Kirk, and Picard - nah, they still would have sucked. Still, Sara Stone's Rebecca, who seduces Woody (Mr. Pete) after the latter gets Sam's (Joel Lawrence) little black book, seems to have flesh in the places Kirstie Alley wishes she had it. Am I being weightist and insensitive? I am sorry; it is how I feel. Distribution of weight is important to me.

Evan Stone's Cliff ("We strive to always put Evan in a moustache," said director Lee Roy Myers) and Mr. Pete's Woody were particularly effective in the parody, which suggests that "sometimes you wanna go where everybody blows a load."

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Faye's Back To Boys (With A Bang!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

When Faye Reagan decided to go back to doing boys (other than Dane Cross) on cam, she really, really meant it. Over the past month, Faye's been a busy girl, shooting with a grand total of five new boys!

Which boys, you ask? And for what? According to Faye:

- Mr Pete & Dane Cross for "TMSleaze."

- James Deen (with Hannah Hilton) for Vivid.

- Danny Mountain for Bluebird Films.

- Mr. Pete again for Chris Streams' "Young and Glamorous".

- Scott Nails for Digital Playground.

- Danny Mountain again for Vivid.

- And a POV scene with Manuel Ferrara for Digital Playground.

And we hear she's about to cross Alan Stafford and Rocco Reed off her list, too.

We may just die of happiness. That can happen, right?

UPDATE: Speaking of dying of happiness... we just learned that Faye's doing live shows over at fayereaganlive.com, and that she did a B/G/G show last night. Yeah, consider us completely useless for the rest of the week.

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It's Just "Content"—But It's Really Hot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Eon McKai has said that his latest feature "Content" is altporn's answer to the recession. We'd offer, additionally, that it's Eon McKai's answer to gonzo porn.

"It's just content," we (and the performers) are repeatedly told. Translation: this is just stripped down sex. There's no plot, there's no "meaning," there are no grand conceits (well, aside from the general conceit of this being a stripped down, bare bones, sex-only release, which is certainly played up knowingly). Granted, this is not just another gonzo release: Eon's signature style is ever present. Even when it's just "content," it's style Eon's content.

So how does Eon's work fair when it's nothing but content? Quite well, actually. Eon elicits stellar performances from each and every cast member: from the almost-possessed Kimberly Kane, who shot "Content" after a month of no sex; to the playfully rough Madison Young and Dane Cross; to the top-notch final scene featuring Kitty "Meow" McMuffin and Sherwood getting rough and nasty with each other.

The sex in this release tends towards the rougher end of the spectrum: spanking and slapping abound, and there's a bit of namecalling and cockchoking thrown into the mix (the violence is not solely directed towards the female cast members, however: some of you will no doubt be pleased to learn that Madison Young gives Dane Cross's face a nice, hard slap). But unlike some releases, where this kind of affectation seems put on, a bit of a performance, most everything we see in "Content" feels extremely real.

There are a few moments throughout the film—particularly in the scene between Kimberly Kane and Mr. Pete—where it almost seems as though the performers have forgotten the camera. In those moments, where it feels like the performers are fucking more for themselves than for us, there's a true bit of porn greatness. It may be just "content"—but it's achieved a level of intimacy most porn only dreams of.

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Kimberly Kane's Best Anal Scene Ever?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last, Eon McKai's "Content" is finally available for all us pervs to get our dirty little hands on. But wait, there's more: Fleshbot Crush Object Kimberly Kane is claiming it contains her best anal scene ever.

As Kimberly sees it, it was a relatively simple formula: "Content" was shot after she hadn't had sex for a month, and was—naturally—extremely horny...and paired her with her favorite male performer of all time (lucky devil Mr. Pete)...and, well, magic (and amazing chemistry) just ensued.

Although... best ever is still a pretty big claim. We might have to arrange for a comparison of each and every anal scene she's ever shot...you know, just to be really, really sure. (For science!)

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Gianna Michaels And Ava Rose Take It Up The Ass: The Trailer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Er, excuse us, we meant to say, "Here's the trailer for 'Big Wet Asses 15.'" Sure, it does have Gianna Michaels and Ava Rose doing anal for the very first time...but there's no need to be crass about it, right?

Oh, who are we kidding. This video has us so excited, we can't control ourselves. Seriously, we're on the verge of selling our firstborn child to get a copy of "Big Wet Asses 15." We might even sell your firstborn child (so you might want to watch out, kids.)

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Popshots Of The Week!

Gram Ponante — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Now that summer is symbolically here, let's remember that porn is fun. None of those thought-provoking mopeyness or politically correct and deturgidifying think-pieces for us, thank you. Instead, let's get ourselves oiled up and have our parts gripped by a saucy minx half our age.

That's Scarlett Fay and Nicole Ray in an upcoming Lindsey Lohan v. Scarlett Johansson project that Hustler is putting together. I wish it were ba "Mean Girls"-meets-"Ghost World" sort of thing, like "Mean Ghost," but it's not. Oh well. I'll watch it anyway.

Oh, the "Big Butt Oil Orgy." I'll have those pictures in my head and those smells in my nose for months. Think again if you ever thought porn was easy. Imagine walking through baby oil that sluiced off the likes of Ava Rose, Lisa Ann, Kristina Rose, Sophie Dee, Kagney Linn Karter, and Angelina Ash (and that's lucky bastard Mr. Pete over there, too).

It presents an impossibility: You can hardly walk erect but everything around you compels you to do so.

Back to Nicole Ray, here she is with Lucky Bastard #2, Chris Charming. And his Bastardito.

Finally, what says Fun more than a booze-up at Hollywood's Viper Room with the Tom Hanks of Porn, Evan Stone?

Bobbi Starr & Mr. Pete (Sex and Submission)

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Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at.

Earlier this year, we saw Andrew Blake's "5 Stars", now Adam & Eve have taken up the pentaphilic torch with "The Five," a celebration of five of the porn world's most impressive stars.

The feature is headlined by Bree Olson, who brings her adorable (and dirty) charms to both her scenes (the opener, in which she opens up all her orifices to Johnny Sins, and the fourth scene, in which Bree joins Shyla Stylez and Scott Nails for a delicious threesome). But Bree is hardly the only star in this show: Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Alexis Texas round out the release, with ample dirty talk and hard fucking.

There is no plot—or even a half-hearted attempt at a plot—to "The Five": instead, each performer is introduced with a little striptease, and then immediately cuts to the ~~fuck~~, er, chase. But it's for the best, really. With a cast of this caliber, there's no need to waste time dressing up the action or providing a backstory: these performers are strong enough to carry the film on their sexual skills alone.

In keeping with its numeric theme, "The Five" releases today—5/5/09. For the sake of numeric consistency, we almost wish it had come out four years ago—but, alas, if it had, we wouldn't have been able to compile this stellar cast.

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Eon McKai's Latest Flick: So Many Stars, So Much Sex, So Much "Content"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's not every day that Vivid-Alt's Eon McKai releases a brand-spankin' new movie—especially one with Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvet, Madison Young, Cali Nova, and Kitty McMuffin. Can you smell our excitement? (It smells like sex.)

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Joanna Angel Takes Us On A Magical Mystery Threesome Adventure Experience Tour

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the storied Summer of Love, and the occasion seems to have put Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel in a rather psychedelic mood.

How else to explain the down right trippy feel of "The Joanna Angel Magical Threesome Adventure Experience" (or at least its box cover)? Okay, we suppose it could have more to do with Joanna's intoxication at having threesome after threesome after threesome (boy-girl-girl! girl-boy-girl! girl-girl-boy!), and getting her hands on all the cock and pussy she can manage... but we'd still like to imagine that there's at least a little bit of historical homage in there too.

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PornCop(TM): DILFs

Gram Ponante — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:00:00 EST

We can't be everywhere. But when we see a porn title that promises one thing but delivers another, we act. (To be truthful, we clean up the mess we just made and then we act.)

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While it's true that more than half of the population is someone's daughter and, unless she was born in a test tube, each of the five women in "Daughter I'd Like To Fuck" is a daughter of somebody, what concerns us is that in only one scene is a woman referred to as a daughter and the scene performed with that motivation in mind. Shame!

For three of the first four scenes, the movie might as well have been called "Friend of My Own Teenager I'd Like to Fuck." And that is enough of a bait and switch, but then Mr. Pete labels teen seductress Jessica Steele as "my daughter's nanny."

Don't get me wrong; if this movie were shipped with no title and I was instructed to sit down and watch it with a friendly "It's porn —you'll like it!^TM," well, you're damn right I would. That London Keys is like a brunette trampoline that can also text you.

It is only the final scene, when minx Dani Jensen hits on Michael Stefano, her dad's friend and mechanic, that we see the full complexity of a true DILF experience, which combines elements of betrayal, cradle-robber guilt, and the thrill of mentoring someone whose 19-year-old boyfriend is really into Jason Mraz.

"I really need to get back to working on the car," says a tortured Stefano, inching ever closer.

"Why don't you get to working on me?" Jensen says.

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