For Jules Jordan director Alexander DeVoe, the best kind of size just happens to be white and thick, with tig ole bitties and the kind of bubble that could knock out the sun at midday. You can call it a stereotype, but it wouldn't change a thing. It just doesn't get realer than this.

Naturally breathtaking beauty Avy Scott owns this volume, just by showing up and giving us a sexy sample of her juicy round goodness. Fine as fuck just doesn't begin to cover it. You can see the intensity, the raw heat between her and Marcus from the sample gallery alone! Her milky ass cheeks get peeled apart to expose that steaming candy slit before Marcus goes to work, sliding inch after inch all the way up into her tight hole, while shades of ecstasy race across her pale skin making her both sets of cheeks flush.

Velicity Von, Katie St. Ives, Sadie West, Kandy Kash, and Mellanie Monroe round out the fifth, their creamy white cheeks and bright pink gashes getting literally nailed down to the ground by miles of hard black cock. You won't want to miss seeing this.

"Phat Ass White Booty 5" hits streets this week. Sneak a peek and see for yourself.

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Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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Apparently, this is the first and only all male pornstar revue (which is a little sad, if you think about it). We're not sure why it took so long to get these men out on stage, shaking their tailfeathers...but for all the ladies who swoon over these boys' big muscles (the ones in their chests, you perv), this one's (finally) for you.

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But you don't have to take our word for it: the trailer for "Deviance" (Eva's comeback feature) has just been released. Take some time to thoroughly examine it...and then you tell us if you're not feeling a sudden urge to declare your devotion to the one and only Eva.

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Though really, when a woman as gorgeous as Simone wants you to take of her clothes and do dirty, sexy things to her, is it actually possible to refuse? (We thought not.)

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Can't wait to have a copy in your hot little hands? Check out the trailer for a little preview of the action. Trust us: it was worth the many months of waiting.

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First we had "Getting It Up With The KardASSians", a DVD from Venom starring Audrey Bitoni and Nikki Benz. But if an idea is worth doing once, it's worth doing again and again, until it's beaten, bloody, and lifeless, right? Enter Hustler's "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians," which—aside from its only vaguely different title and, we assume, plot—differentiates itself from Venom's release by casting Veronica Rayne, Dylan Ryder, Jackie Daniels, Nicki Hunter and Mr. Marcus.

As you process this overwhelming occurrence, we'll leave you with some behind-the-scenes thoughts from Veronica Rayne (clip above).

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To be totally honest, we’re not really sure what the erotic artist extraordinaire is trying to say with his new Vivid Alt release. On the surface it seems like yet another flashback to a forgotten era (this time deep in the funky 70’s), with Mr. Marcus and friends reliving some serious blaxploitation antics, "Charlie’s Angels" style, once more asking the same question Olivia Newton John posed to her generation; would a little more love make it right? Judging from the looks on the faces of starlets Tori Black, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Veronica Hart, Jada Fire, and Whitney Stevens, the answer is a definitive "YES!" Those extra black inches seem to hit the spot just right, as our brave girls proudly crank out one ear splitting orgasm after another, making the accompanying bells and whistles (or in this case afro picks, Mercury land-yachts, and butterfly collars) nothing more than pleasant accoutrement.

One thing is for sure, however-–spend some time with this gallery, and we guarantee that your troubles will be a thing of the past. That’s one score on which both Nancy and Naz can most certainly agree.

"Sugar Town" is out now from Vivid Alt.

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Asia Noir 6: Evil Sex Trap!

Trent (Mr. Marcus) wakes up in his own body, uncertain of who he is. He sees only the slick suit, the police badge, and the sidearm. He's in a bad part of Los Angeles, the kind where dreams don't come true, and he's getting drunk-dialed by a mostly incoherent Oriental Black Widow (Ange Venus), who beckons the amnesiac into her evil sex trap warehouse.

Her evil sex trap warehouse, I add, where things aren't as they seem. Sex is happening there. Black men on Asian women sex (Dick James and Lana Violet). And does Mr. Marcus start having flashbacks? Does he know, now, why he's here?

Asia Noir 6, like the best low-budget porn movies, succeeds because it follows certain rules and does not stray from its own economy. For example, most of the important dialogue is in voiceover, which Marcus delivers convincingly, a late-night DJ mixed with a dude you don't want to mess with.

The noir aspect is also not overwhelming. Director David Aaron Clark realizes that the audience has to see (please tell this to Wicked Pictures), so the noir is more in the mood and the skin tone of the performers than in the lighting.

In the evil sex trap warehouse, Marcus stumbles on a sexual encounter. His LAPD instincts returning, he mostly watches. But when it looks as if things will get ugly for the Destiny, he acts. But the girl disappears, and now Marcus has murdered Dick James.

Meanwhile, Ange Venus continues her cryptic phone calls. Myself, I would have fled, but Marcus is dogged and patient. He continues patrolling the evil sex trap warehouse until he finds Coco Velvett, who is a secretary "down the hall." Spookily, Velvett's hair is down on one floor and up on the next. Ange Venus' dialogue coach must have been handling the continuity.

Velvett fills Marcus in on what goes on in the building. There's an Import/Export business on this floor and a porn studio, Velvett whispers, in the basement. Marcus gets himself down there fast, where he meets Myla Montez, who doesn't have to try too hard to seduce him.

I am not making excuses here, but the awkward readings of heightened dialogue by some of the actresses gently nudges the overall creepiness of the movie. It is rare that bad line readings in a serious porn movie actually work. But here they serve to increase Marcus' -pardon the pun- disorientation. When working with a limited budget, any tool in the shed is helpful.

Upstairs, a frightened Velvett has dreams about Marcus, even as he works on Montez below (so "below" is Marcus' work on Montez that she doesn't take her shirt off). But girls keep disappearing after they've been serviced by black men in this movie, and Montez vanishes.

Marcus gets dressed and finds Velvett being throttled by Destiny, a strap-on succubus. He's not a very good cop. Must call William Bratton and tell him that there's a homicide detective in L.A. letting nice girls get strapped by ghosts.

Destiny, Montez, and Venus are, you see, an evil ghostly trinity bent on vengeance for a crime Trent committed in the conscious world.

When Trent finally figures it out, things have gone irretrievably creepy, and it is too late. He discovers the part he has played, and why he is at least partly responsible for the events. Of course, the vindictive spirits might have forgiven him, but vengeance is a bitch.

Studio: Metro
Director: David Aaron Clark
Cast: Ange Venus, Mr. Marcus, Coco Velvett, Destiny, Lana Violet, Myla Montez, Dick James

Review by: Gram Ponante

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So we've decided to test your knowledge of male porn performers. Below the jump, we've assembled some action shots of the seven men who made the cut for our roundup; your task is to match the man to the cock shot by placing your guesses in the comments section. Get them all right and you could win your very own copy of the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Or bragging rights. Whichever makes you happier.

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See exactly why we're drooling over Naz's new work in our exclusive "L.A. Lust" preview gallery (including Ashley Blue, Madison Young, Ben English, and Mr. Marcus) after the jump.

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This week in New York a whole crowd of East Coast smartypants-types made their way into the auditorium at the New School for Social Research to check out a sneak peek of "Afrodite Superstar", the debut film in Candida Royalle's new Femme Chocolat line. All the films in the line will be made by women of color and feature people of color in the cast—and none will feature box cover copy that includes phrases like "juicy booty" or "phat taco". Hopefully their absence will not confuse those fans who rely on porn copy writers to let them know what a movie is about.

What the movie is about is a young lady named Afrodite, played with humor and (gasp!) acting skill by Simone Valentino, who gets transformed from a black American princess into a gangsta rapper overnight after meeting a sexy producer named CEO (played by the ever-smooth Mr. Marcus). Besides all the hotness and chemistry between performers, the plot is really engaging, and we don't even feel the need to add on the disclaimer "for a porno movie" at the end of that sentence.

Though the version screened at the New School was mostly softcore for the tender sensibilities of the intellectual crowd, the flashes of flesh we did see were very enticing indeed, especially the finale scene featuring a sizzling coupling between Simone Valentino and Mr. Marcus that actually made us utter the word "Sweet!" out loud in a dark and quiet movie theater. It's not often you see two performers laughing and enjoying themselves during a sex scene instead of making faces like they're slaughtering a suckling pig, but Simone and Marcus delivered and then some. Reports that they continued with the hanky panky after the cameras stopped rolling have been confirmed. -AR

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