Every action star needs some love in his life, and there's nothing better for recuperating after a long day of roundhouse kicks than some dirty, impromptu bathroom sex. But if you really can't endure the sight of Jean-Claude's heavy brow interrupting this scene, just put a post-it over his face; it's worth it.

· "Maximum Risk" (1996) (imdb.com)
· Nude Celebs in HD - Natasha Henstridge (nudography.com)

And this morning, just when we'd given up hope, we stumbled upon it: Lizzy Caplan's first ever topless scene, from 2006's "Love is the Drug." If you've somehow forgotten Lizzy Caplan, she was the star of one of "True Blood"'s very best nude scenes—and now, in this very special clip, we can all see where she got her start.

So happy holidays and merry nudeness...and, of course, happy nude year.

· Lizzy Caplan in "Love is the Drug" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Though since the one British Indian in this clip seems similarly entranced by Ms. O'Connell, well, at least we know we all have the same taste in women!

· "The Blue Tower" (imdb.com)
· Alice O'Connell in "The Blue Tower" (bzvideoclips.net)

Like many of its peers, "Torremolinos 73" features a down-on-their-luck couple who venture into the adult industry...only to find that they're naturals. There is, of course, drama and crisis towards the end, but a good deal of the movie is just a beautiful celebration of sex and film (which, as it happens, are two of our favorite things).

· "Torremolinos 73" (imdb.com)
· Clips via Movie Nude Scenes (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Hey, sometimes we have to bend the rules a little to get you all the hotness you deserve. Consider it our early Christmas (or late Chanuka) gift to you. You're welcome.

· Kelly Monaco in "Idle Hands" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

It'd be too easy to brush off sexual Santa flicks as an easy way to cash in on the holiday season; this definitely goes deeper than economics. Santa Claus is the Übermensch of porn, he's one of the few magical beings we feel comfortable with in our home, and he only gets one night per year to party. As these films will show, Santa's lap isn't just a place where wishes come true, it's a seat of power.

Miracle On 69th Street
This time, Kris Kringle isn't worried about making amends between rival department stores or proving that he really is Santa Claus. He's just trying to stuff some stockings, and move to the next town.
Moral of the story: Santa is not a one woman man, even Mrs. Claus knows that.
· Buy "Miracle On 69th Street" (gamelink.com)

All I Want For Christmas Is A Gang Bang
This memorable gangbang flick from the early '90s isn't holding up the Santa-is-real charade. Ron Jeremy and eight other Salvation Army volunteers take a break from asking for donations to go ring bells in the mall. Kerri Downs and Annabel Chong can't spare any money, but they figure the Santas deserved something for their hard work.
Moral of the story: Even if Santa Claus isn't real, his image is so powerful that it commands loose women to share their bodies with any guy wearing red velvet and a beard.
· Buy "All I Want For Christmas Is A Gang Bang" (gamelink.com)

Private Black Label 48: Sexy Santa
So, as it turns out, there's not just one plump, jolly, old Santa, but many young, voluptuous, seductive female Santas. If you're naughty, they hold you prisoner and taunt you with their nudity and masturbation. If you're nice, they sneak into your bed at night—whether or not there's someone already with you, like your wife—and fuck you senseless.
Moral of the story: It doesn't matter if you're naughty or nice, everyone deserves something special for Christmas.
· Buy "Private Black Label 48: Sexy Santa" (gamelink.com)

Santa's Itty Bitty Titty Helpers
Christmas isn't just about getting new things, it's about appreciating what you already have. When women wish for larger, fuller, bouncier boobs, Santa feels obligated to hop off the sleigh and declare his love for petite tits. And to make sure his message is clear, he will also have sex with the women.
Moral of the story: People don't always get what they want for Christmas, but Santa does.
· Buy "Santa's Itty Bitty Titty Helpers" (gamelink.com)

Yo Yo Yo: A Very Black Christmas Tale
Here's the description gamelink.com provides: "This is a very black Christmas tale. Have you been dreaming of a bad Christmas? And when I said bad, I mean good. Well, here it is. Rudolph's hot nose will lead us from one smoking scene to the next."
Moral of the story: Rudolph is our favorite reindeer.
· Buy "Yo Yo Yo: A Very Black Christmas Tale" (gamelink.com)

Hustler's Barely Legal - The Bitch That Stole Christmas
Santa's just trying to get work done, but all the women at the North Pole are on his jock. Ashli Orion, Tori Black, Audrey Hollander, and Tiffany Price decide to steal the Christmas cheer and use it for an all-out fuckfest. Santa's doesn't stand for that; if there's going to be a pile of squirming nakedness on the workshop floor, he's going to be king of the heap.
Moral of the story: Santa Claus, like the moon, has an inescapable tidal pull on women that not even he can ignore. Also, he gives the elves sloppy seconds.
· Buy "Hustler's Barely Legal - The Bitch That Stole Christmas" (gamelink.com)

The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas
It's sort of the inverse of "The Bitch That Stole Christmas," in that tits are part of the solution, not the problem. When Christmas is in danger of being cancelled, Mrs. Claus (Ava Devine) deputizes her special helpers to lift Mr. Claus' spirits. And they do just that.
Moral of the story: Santa knows how to pick his women; Mrs. Claus is down for whatever.
· Buy "The Tits That Saved XXX-Mas" (gamelink.com)

Santa's Revenge
We're not really sure what this one is about. We assume that Jenny Hendrix leaves out porn for Santa Claus to watch, and he falls asleep after jerking off. It's like "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" except the porn DVD is mommy and kissing is significantly less important of an event.
Moral of the story: Santa has his priorities straight: porn > cookies and milk.
· Buy "Santa's Revenge" (gamelink.com)

Nice Jewish Girls
Christmas isn't the only December holiday worth porn-ifying, but sadly, there's a complete dearth of Hanukkah or Kwanzaa porn. The most likely cause is the absence of identifiable or marketable figures in the traditions of the other holidays. Since no one will take our script for a Hanukkah gangbang with Judah Maccabee and eight women ("I only have enough cum for one!"), we'll have to settle for James Deen dressed in Hasidic garb.
Moral of the story: James Deen may be Santa's only threat.
· Buy "Nice Jewish Girls" (gamelink.com)

Though it's not the most explicit scene (Jena shows part of her butt and one boob), it is still, well, Jena Malone nude. And remember, kids: all great nude scene careers started somewhere. This might just be a launching pad for Jena's eventual (tasteful) full frontal shot. And til we reach that day, well... this will do nicely.

The Perversion

Studio: Grey Art
Directors: Sasha Grey and Oren Cohen
Cast: Sasha Grey, Evie Dellatoso, Kiera King, Sindee Jennings, Faye Reagan, Nikki Rhodes, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Dane Cross

Like "The Birthday Party," "The Perversion" balances hardcore with high art; not only is it satisfying to watch, but it gives you something to talk about around the water cooler with, you know, the co-workers who understand you. The movie is described as an exploration of "artistic metaphors of domination and submission," although it's hard to divide the symbols and metaphors from the literal demonstrations of sexual control. But whatever, Sasha Grey wears a cape and looks fucking fantastic.

We probably don't need to tell you how great the sex is, but some things deserve mention. As previously showcased, Dane Cross and Faye Reagan dominate Sindee Jennings through a bizarre mix of camaraderie and exclusion. At one point, they Eiffel Tower her (that is, they join hands as Sindee is fucked by Dane and eats out Faye) with such romance and passion that it almost strips that position of its frat house connotations.

One of the most surprising things about "The Perversion" is how much we enjoyed Nick Manning in his scene with Tommy Gunn and Kiera King. In this vignette, you see Kiera lying on the ground, wearing a leash, and lapping up the puddle of booze spilled on the floor. While the music is still going, Nick and Tommy lumber their enormous frames into the scene, pick Kiera up, and fuck her. All this is standard.

But when the music stops, Nick Manning comes off as a crazed, three-dicked Cerberus barking orders to GAG ON THAT COCK (emphasis his), and yet it somehow fits! Honestly. It's especially menacing juxtaposed with Tommy Gunn's cool, silent, and vicious demeanor.

Seeing Sasha master the women around her is always refreshing, and it's in her scenes with Evie Dellatoso and Nikki Rhodes that the metaphors of domination clearly come across. For example, while pushing around Nikki, she keeps black tape over her nipples. This effectively denies the viewer the full image of her breast; Sasha dominates the imagery.

And dominate she should. Now that Grey Art is pumping out films, she can feel free to show us whatever she'd like.
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Previously: What Would Faye Reagan Do (With Sindee Jennings' Face)?

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Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

· More photos and the trailer for "Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation" at XOXOJoannaAngel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)

KST (because we're into abbrevs today) is no stranger to on-screen nudity. Who can forget her impeccable bedside manner in "The English Patient"? We can't. And while "Partir" may not be as monumental as some of her other films ("Confessions of a Shopaholic" anyone?), it still reps that classic KST sensuality.

· "Partir" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kristin Scott Thomas :: Partir (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

This movie has all kinds of naked people: the happy-giggling-welcoming types who are joyously conscious of their naughty bits, the chill-"I'm just doing my thing"-nudist types who don't care enough to wear clothing, and the angry-screaming-political types you're not supposed to enjoy looking at (but do anyway).

· "Taking Woodstock" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kelli Garner & Various Actresses :: Taking Woodstock (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

In "Dream Lover," Amick plays a manipulative seductress who has her husband committed to a mental hospital. That's not really our scene. Still, we will cherish this moment, and will pretend it's Shelly asking us to take a long shower with her. It doesn't really matter who she's supposed to be, because Mädchen Amick is hot and naked.

· "Dream Lover" (1993) (imdb.com)
· Mädchen Amick :: Dream Lover (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Truth be told, it pales in comparison to the show—as far as nudity and orgasms go—but it still has its charm. Really, how many times have you seen Don Cheadle interrupt sex to talk to his mom on the phone? How many times has Don Cheadle come up on this website anyway? Twice. We just checked.

· "Crash" (2004/I) (imdb.com)
· Crash (2004) (celebcap.net)

If you're still not convinced that this is a must see movie, well, we just don't know what to tell you anymore. Get some culture, you philistine.

· "Los Abrazos Rotos" (imdb.com)
· Kira Miro in "Los Abrazos Rotos" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

"Frat Party" has topless workout sessions, incredibly orgasmic girls, twins making out with each other, teachers who are hot for you...and, of course, Jesse Jane.

Hey, if you're going to have a college sex romp, make it one to remember.

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Clips via Nude Movie Scenes (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Fun fact: Anne Hathaway's last nude scene was in "Brokeback Mountain"...with Jake Gyllenhaal. Is he some sort of onscreen nudity lucky charm? And if so, can we arrange for him to be Anne's costar in, um, all her future projects?

· Possible Nudity from Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

· "Penthouse" (imdb.com)
· Nikki Griffin and Lexi Baxter in "Penthouse" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

True, "Frat Party" may not be as classy as "The Girlfriend Experience"—but we bet it could give "American Pie Presents: The Book of Love" a run for its money. Hey, it's got Jesse Jane—what more do you need?

· Buy "Frat Party" (amazon.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

Now we're not saying men (or women, for that matter) who are quick to finish without considering their partner's pleasure deserve death. With that in mind, this clip just shows the sexual snafu and the following few moments of transition. We'd like to imagine that after this disappointing encounter, the young man walks off and enrolls himself in a tantric sex workshop.

· The Final Destination (2009) (imdb.com)
· Video Clip of Gabrielle Chapin from The Final Destination (upcomingnudescenes.net)