· Automan's Gallery (giantess.net)
· Thumbnail star: Milena Velba (official site @ milena-velba.de)

Previously: In Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You, Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, The Best Damn Giantess Porn Clip Ever

Then again, if we thought it was that creepy, we probably wouldn't be so into the whole fake celebrity facial thing to begin with. So we might as well click on an ad banner or two when we visit his site so he can continue to provide such a valuable service (did we mention he takes commissions too?) After all, if that Vermeer guy could paint the chick with the pearl earring, what's wrong with making her a necklace to match?

· Amateur Shopped Facials Thread (forum.phun.org - thanks Sam!)
· Faux Amateurs: Making Sluts Sluttier (fauxamatuers.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

· HIP Comix: Heroines In Peril (hipcomix.com)
· Above: Supergirl Bound by Bob Montgomery

Remember the time you picked up that middle-aged swinger couple in an airport lounge in Dayton and went back to their room at the Ramada, dropped some acid, and spent the rest of the evening having sex all over the polyester comforter on their bed? Well, San Diego photographer Richard ChauDavis has captured the vibe perfectly in his "'Room Service' (Images from the No-Tell Motel)" series, in which various ghostly naked forms disport themselves in an environment that's one part amateur porn photo album, one part "Jacob's Ladder", and wholly disconcerting. (And if by chance you haven't had any experiences involving hallucinogens and middle-aged swinger orgies ... well, now you know what we've been through more times than we're willing to admit. But we'll save our own gory details for another post.)

· Richard ChauDavis' "Room Service" (galleries @ chaudavis.com - via Fluffy Lychees)

Previously: Photos by Peter Franck, Photos by Guy Le Baube, Bad Girls Hotel, Dita @ Motel Fetish

At first glance, we didn't see anything too unusual about this Flickr photostream: it seemed like just your usual assortment of busty babe bikini pics and a few shots of hot girls kissing each other. (And we all know that Flickr streams like that are a dime a dozen.) Then we looked a little closer and saw that someone (most likely the stream's owner) had carefully inserted a tarted-up male face (most likely his own) onto all those deliciously curvy female bodies, thus making things a whole lot more interesting ... if slightly creepy. His Photoshop skills are pretty admirable, though, and as far as hobbies go it beats painting tasteful watercolors of sunsets or something. And if your secret fantasies involve being a large-breasted glamour girl, we guess it's a less messy and expensive alternative to having to deal with all those implants and hormone injections.

· markh268's photos (flickr.com - thanks Shawn)

Previously: Creepy Porn by Dana Christian, My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn!, Image/Imagine, Mocktoad's Transformations, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Pretty Macho

Some photographers aren't as generous as others when it comes sharing their work online: they throw up a few low-res sample photos and a call it day. John Peri is not one of those photographers. His gallery page on photographer warehouse Photo.net has over 1,000 images of all different stripes—color, black and white, studio, outdoor, artistic manipulations and more. Nearly all of them, of course, focus on beautiful nude women. Even though he uses professional models, Peri looks for the "girl next door" and tries to capture them in relaxed, quiet moments as opposed to more flashy, pin-up style images. Good luck sorting through them all, however, since you're going to need to set aside a good chunk of your day to get through the whole collection. It's proof positive that you can never have too much of a good thing.

· Photos by John Peri (photo.net)

Previously: Photos by Guy Le Baube, Cold Russian Hotness by Oleg Kosirev, Portraits by Todd Hido, (Even More) Hot Eurobabes From Ulrich W., Je Suis Sophienet: Et Vous?

It's been a while since we featured any amputee fetish smut around here, which was one of our very first obessions way back when we were taking our first little baby steps into the big bad pornblogging world—and what better site to get our feet wet again than with Bill The Cat's sprawling (if oftimes truncated) archive of frankly fake photomanipulations? With hundreds of images catalogued by limb treatment (arms, legs, or both) created by Bill himself or culled from elsewhere on the interweb—we're not sure which—there's more than enough material here to satisfy the most discerning of amelotatists and apotemnophilics—while the rest of you will either be amused, appalled, or eager to pop an email with the link over to that crazy Bob in Accounting to show off your latest freaky porn find. (Note: Preliminary reports by the Fleshbot Intern Research Department that the term "ES" seen here refers to "Extra Stumpy" have not been confirmed as of the time of this post.)

· The original Bill The Cat ES (billthecat.mal-2.com - thanks Ethan)

Previously: Art by Audrey Kawasaki, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Gips Dreams, Image/Imagine, Devotees, Pretenders, and Wannabes, Cutoff Gallery

We've spent a fair amount of time over the years here at Fleshbot pondering various debates on what constitutes pornography (as opposed to, you know, mere artsy fucking or Sears lingerie catalogues). But there's no doubt that the material in this thread at Something Awful in which participants were asked to break out their copies of Microsoft Paint and clean up some dirty pictures is most emphatically not porn at all. After all, sometimes a giant throbbing erection is just a giant throbbing erection ... unless of course it happens to be a banana, a popsicle, a game controller, or a microphone.

· "Make porn not-porn" (forums.somethingawful.com - thanks Jay)

Previously: Glitch Porn on Flickr, Ray Beldner: Porn Art, Videos by Vulvax, Unporn, Non Porn Zone, Deconstructed Beauty, Porn Remixes, Porn, Not, SFW Porn, Hot XXX Thumbnails

There are at least two reasons to love this video compilation of TV and movie giantess sightings we found on YouTube over the weekend: first, because it goes to show that despite an increasingly draconian censorship policy and way too many boring clips if 15-year-old "Jackass" wannabes, YouTube can still be counted on to serve up the occasional fetish clip that manages to escape being pulled because most people don't realize that it is, in fact, a fetish clip (see also last week's stuck girls video); and second, because it's given us another excuse to reference the criminally underated contributions of Scandal Featuring Patty Smyth to poular culture for the second time in less than a week. If you're turned on by the fantasy of a fifty foot babe wreaking destruction on hordes of terrified minions, you'll probably find a few more things in these four minutes to get excited about too.

· "Giantess Compilation 4" (Youtube; see also more giantess videos by user gianstuff here - thanks BL)

Previously: Fetish Videos by Chloe Creations: What's Your Pleasure?, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, Giantess Crushing Videos, Supermodel Snack, Celebrity Giantesses

We hesitate to pass this along because of the obvious blackmailing/office prank/restraining order ramifications involved, but all our moral qualms are outweighed by the comedic implications of people inserting themselves into their favorite porn pictures. My Fantasy X is program designed to easily transfer the face from one photo onto a body in another, specifically a body doing naughty things. Imagine it: That could be you getting a blowjob from two lovely young lasses ... or that could be your worst enemy on the receiving end of an anal DP. The possibilities are endless! Ok, it's basically Photoshop for dummies and there is a license fee to use the program, but they do offer a couple of hundred free images to get you started. Still, if you've ever wondered how you might fare in a XXX scenario or what it would have been like to do that special something your ex-girlfriend never let you try, now is your big chance. Just use your new power responsibly. The face on that hot new screensaver that everyone is passing around might be yours.

· My X Fantasy (myxfantasy.com)

Note: Although this does appear to be legit, as with all unknown downloads download at your own risk.

Previously: CJC Celebrity Fakes, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Draw Your Own Manga, Image/Imagine

Mondays are all about that beginning-of-the-work-week sinking feeling for a lot of people, but every day is about that sinking feeling for the folks at Boggy Man-ia ... or at least it used to be, since the site seems to have been stuck in a mid 90s web design template (complete with a forlorn "Under Construction" animated .gif) and update status of its own. It's still worth checking out though if the rest of the wet and messy and damsel in distress fetish sites we've posted about in the past have left you a bit high and dry when it comes to that deliciously oozy feeling that only Photoshopped pics of hot babes in bikinis getting sucked into a pool of quicksand can provide; after all, beggars can't be choosers. Especially when they're drowning in quicksand.

· Boggy Man-ia (geocities.com, which should warn you that the site will probably be down by the time you read this)

Previously: More Stuck Girls @ Stuckfast Productions, Car Stuck Girls, Superheroines In Peril

Of course, not all of the digital artwork that catches our eye around here involves trouser snake-yanking celebrities: French artist Axl casts a wide net when it comes to his subject matter and the techniques he uses to depict them, but (surprise!) we're most interested in the reconfigured glamour and soft porn shots on display on his "Models" section—which also happens to be the largest area of his online portfolio. The usual effect ends up being something like a cross between a vintage daguerreotype, a Pop Art painting, and something you'd see blown up on the walls of a really really fancy hair salon—and even if he's sparing in his use of full-on nudity, his work ends up being a lot more sexy than a lot of the more explicit stuff we've seen for what it leaves up to the imagination. After all, isn't that what fantasy is supposed to be all about?

· Fantasybox: Models (fantasybox.free.fr, via Fluffy Lychees)

Some may see fake celebrity porn as a measure of disrespect for the subjects who go under the Photoshop knife (and paste, burn, and dodge tools) so that a certain subset of their fans can indulge their sexual fantasies, but we prefer to look at the phenomenon as a means to remind us that celebrities are really just like you and us. Which is to say that in case you're under the misapprehension that folks like Sigourney Weaver, Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, or Audrey Hepburn are too hoity-toity to do things like spill their boobs in public or administer a tug job every now and then, one look at the thousands of celeb fakes on the CJC Forums will convince you otherwise (or at least try to, depending on the amount of technical prowess involved.) You'll have to register to browse the offerings and most of the subjects seem to be German celebs we've never heard of, but don't let that stop you from poking around—after all, until that lost footage from "Aliens" surfaces somewhere, where else are you going to get a chance to see Sigourney Weaver giving a tug job anyway?

· CJC Net (celeb fake forums @ c-j-c.net; free registration required)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Facial Forum, MoxStone Fakes, Fake Celeb Porn Video, Trillian's Top Ten Fakes, Galath's Interactive Fakes, More Celebrity Bondage Fakes

· We are fairly certain that this shot of a boob-baring Christina Aguilera being groped by someone in a Donald Duck costume making the rounds this week is a Photoshop job. Then again, considering what goes on at Disney theme parks these days, we suppose anything's possible. (break.com - thanks Paul)

· If you've got a camera (or even just something that looks like a camera), you've got a great Halloween costume and a license to see lots of boobies tonight. Just add a couple dozen really drunk girls and a good lawyer and you're all set! (clubplanet.com)

· Halloween apparently makes people in Washington very, very horny. Sort of like the way we feel the other 364 days of the year. (Wonkette)

· Apparently, millions of Americans are addicted to sex and it's all our the internet's fault. You're welcome. (Then again, porn still prevents rape, so maybe everything works out even in the end.) (eastbayexpress.com)

· Alessandra Ambrosio will see you now. We don't know her that well, but she seems like such a nice girl. (doubleviking.com)

· New Yorkers can now buy feather ticklers, vibrators, and flavored condoms at their local Duane Reade drug stores. Now do you see why it's called the best city in the world? (nypost.com)

· Online success story Danni.com gets bought by Penthouse, but will (hopefully) continue to provide bare breasts to the world. It's a heartwarming story, isn't it? (avn.com)

· Finally, you have a couple more hours to email your friends these sexy Halloween e-cards from Hegre—provided you aren't as sick of Halloween smut as we are right now. Or just save 'em and wait 'til next year, by which point your appetite for hot naked chicks wearing pointed witch hats will be renewed. (hegre-art.com, via Tiny Nibbles)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Horror and fantasy fans probably need no introduction to the work of J.K. Potter, whose surreal, disturbing, and yes, occasionally sexy work over the last two decades has graced CD and book covers for the likes of Ray Bradbury and Stephen King and has been featured on many magazine covers and in several published collections. We don't neccessarily expect you to be turned on by Potter's darkroom- and computer-enhanced nightmarish visions of bizarre mutations and fetching she-monsters (unless you find the whole vagina dentata thing to be among your favorite themes for fantasy fodder)—but then again, who said sexy art always had to be pleasant?

· J.K. Potter (jkpotter.com, via Sex In Art)

Previously: Videos by Vulvax, Photo Art by Dahmane, Surex: Erotic Fantasy Art, Digital Art by Jeff Scott, "My Online Friends", Pretty Creatures

Oh, Lindsay. Everytime we think we're done posting pictures of your exposed nether regions, you pull us back in. Surely you must know by now how easy it is for paparazzi to peer up your ridiculously undersized skirts everytime you leave a vehicle. Could you seriously have forgotten your underwear yet again? Or with everyone's defenses weakened by the mighty power of the legendary firecrotch, have opportunistic Photoshoppers become more brazen in their attempts to shame you? All we know is, our heart just isn't in it anymore. Perhaps a trial separation is in order. Or you could just pose for an official, on-the-record, spread-eagle beaver shot for Penthouse and then we can all get on with our lives. Please, at least do it for the children! (Er, we mean overworked porn bloggers.)

· "I am - Lohan Upskirt Pics of the Day" (drunkenstepfather.com; also spotted @ Egotastic)

Previously: Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Lindsay Lohan Upskirt?, Lindsaygate: The Mystery Deepens, Lindsaygate: Case Closed