<![CDATA[Fleshbot: Money]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: Money]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/money http://fleshbot.com/tag/money <![CDATA[ The Atlantic Monthly: Porn Will Save <s>Us All</s> The Economy ]]> What does it take to get The Atlantic Monthly to talk about porno? A failing economy—with porn as the great recession-proof hope. (theatlantic.com, our savior Faye Valentine)

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Fleshbot-5124660 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5124660&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Rumored Layoffs At Naughty America ]]> We've all heard how porn is recession proof, how porn companies are posting record profits while the rest of the world lays off half their staff. But is that really the truth?

An anonymous tip just received by the Fleshbot staff indicates that things might not be so rosy—at least not for one company:

I just got off the phone with [a Naughty America staff member], who was telling me the story of how the entire Los Angeles production crew was laid off yesterday (Wednesday) afternoon. As they were wrapping up their final shoot of the day, all of the employees who were at the studio—roughly 15 of them—were asked to sit down for a conference. Out of nowhere, Laura D. (executive producer) and Michelle (head of HR) appeared and informed everyone that they were going to be laid off. They were offered two options: two weeks severance pay in addition to the two weeks of vacation pay they were about to get paid—apparently the production crew were all about to go on a two-week paid hiatus, OR, two weeks paid vacation after which they would return to assist in the tear-down of the studio, which would probably take two weeks, and two weeks severance pay. Basically, four weeks of pay or six weeks of pay. It sounds like everyone was stunned and a lot of tears were shed, including many from Laura D.

Also from the phone conversation I learned that NA is sitting on about three weeks worth of unedited footage that will hold them afloat for roughly a few more months, but there isn't any word what the company is going to do after that. I would imagine that those employees working in NA's San Diego office who haven't yet been laid off are wondering what kind of job security they have at this point. I've heard of at least three layoffs from within the San Diego office over the past two months. The economy is truly affecting us all.

If this is true, we're both shocked and saddened—Naughty America has long been a Fleshbot fave, and to see them taken down by economic woes would be truly tragic. We hope this email isn't a sign of things to come across the entire industry—it's so much better when people are getting laid, rather than laid off.

· Thumbnail illustrates happier times at the Naughty Office (naughtyofficegallery.com, via Ask Jolene)

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Fleshbot-5114057 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:30:01 EST Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5114057&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Great Moments In Strip Club Marketing ]]> Say you're a classy strip joint gentleman's club looking to upgrade your marketing for the new millenium. What do you do? How about making one of those podcasts? That's what the kids are into, right?

We can only assume that that was (more or less) the idea behind "Ask A Stripper Anything?", a web video series produced by Rick's Cabaret. The series, which has been going strong(ish) since mid-August, features Heather—the stripper in question—asking, and answering, questions about anything (though mostly about sex).

Well, if the adult industry wants to survive, it has to embrace new technology, right?

(And no, we don't know why the title ends in a question mark, either.)

· Ask A Stripper Videos (ricks.com)
· Rick's Cabaret (ricks.com)

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Fleshbot-5112681 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5112681&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Will Juggs Survive The Financiapocalypse? ]]> We often get asked if porn is "recession proof"—or, more specifically, if people will still be jacking it long after their unemployment checks run out (and paying for the privilege to do so).

We don't think there's an easy answer. Obviously, sexual urges will trump any financial hardship. But whether people will continue to shell out their ever dwindling dollars, especially in an environment glutted with free and easy access to pirated porn—well, that remains to be seen.

Despite our hesitation, however, there's someone who seems fairly certain that the adult industry (or at least one adult publication) is completely indestructible: Jossip has legendary big boobie rag Juggs on their list of "indestructible" magazines. What makes Juggs so rock solid?

"How do porno magazines still exist," you ask, "with such a proliferation of free pornography on the Internet?" Wake up, snob: The great majority of people in the world don't own computers, and even some people who do own computers don't have Internet access. What everyone in the world does have is a desire to reach orgasm. So while you sit in front of the computer, trying to stay aroused while battling relentless pop-ups, Joe Sixpack is going to the bodega, picking up Juggs and getting his rocks off the old-fashioned way. Also working in Juggs' favor is that, despite its tremendously cheap production, it can still fetch around eight to 10 dollars—less if you buy it in three-packs (not that we've price-checked it or anything).

And, we might add, none other than Kelly Madison is on the cover of the December 2008 issue. Indestructible, indeed.

· 5 Indestructible Magazines (jossip.com)
· Thumbnail star: Indestructible Kelly Madison (kellyfind.com)

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Fleshbot-5112686 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:00:01 EST Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5112686&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Brothel Patrons Get Branded ]]> A German brothel has come up with an interesting advertising plan (and economic stimulus package!): men who get the brothel's name tattooed on their arm will get free entry into the establishment for the rest of their life (as well as discounts on certain services, like lap dances). So, uh, what would it take to get you guys to tattoo the Fleshbot logo on your arms? (telegraph.co.uk)

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Fleshbot-5093495 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:00:10 EST Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5093495&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Capital One allows you to customize your ... ]]> Capital One allows you to customize your credit cards using images of your choosing. But will they allow you to use any photo? Kevin Hundsnurscher decided to find out. Hmm... anyone else want a Gianna Michaels credit card? (capitaloneimagecard.com + flickr.com, via Violet Blue)

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Fleshbot-5070665 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:35:37 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5070665&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ $8 million dollar porn cheesecake site Zivity ... ]]> $8 million dollar porn cheesecake site Zivity just laid off a third of its staff... and for some reason, the tech media actually cares. Over here at Fleshbot HQ, we won't be worrying too much about their staffing situation until they start producing actual porn. (techcrunch.com + cnet.com)

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Fleshbot-5065229 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:45:31 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5065229&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ You know the economy is in trouble when even ... ]]> You know the economy is in trouble when even porn is taking a hit: Playboy Enterprises has just announced a major restructuring, with 80 jobs cut and DVD operations to be completely shut down. Won't somebody please think of the Bunnies? (avn.com)

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Fleshbot-5064377 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:30:16 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5064377&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A group in the Ukraine has been passing out ... ]]> A group in the Ukraine has been passing out fake Euro bills with adorable little prostitutes hidden in the design, which is supposed to convince women not to do it, we guess? Then again, reminding women that they can earn lots of Euros by selling sex might not have the intended effect. (telegraph.co.uk, via Sexoteric)

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Fleshbot-5062623 Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:30:37 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5062623&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Wall Street banking industry may have ... ]]> The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won't stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable—like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic "fundamentals" strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)

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Fleshbot-5061039 Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:30:00 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5061039&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hey, look it's another "the porn industry ... ]]> Hey, look it's another "the porn industry is dying because of the internet, amateurs giving it away for free, and oh, yeah the entire economy is in the tank right now so maybe it has something to do with that" stories. But this one is in Financial Times (and includes a guest appearance by Monique Alexander) so now you know it's serious. (ft.com)

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Fleshbot-5060549 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:00:43 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5060549&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The next time you think you're spending too ... ]]> The next time you think you're spending too much time on porn, take a look at these monthly sex-related budgets for Nerve's nine stereotypes test subjects and be thankful you're not spending too much money on it too. After all—you do read Fleshbot, which means spending ten bucks on an on-demand broadcast of "Doctor's Adventures" need never be part of your budget. (nerve.com)

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Fleshbot-5056702 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:15:30 EDT Jonnobot http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5056702&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The media may continue to debate whether ... ]]> The media may continue to debate whether topless sunbathing is still in fashion or not, but given that some Las Vegas hotels are having no trouble finding customers willing to pay to watch topless strippers lounge by the pool it looks like there are some places where it will never go out of style. You just can't argue with that kind of economic evidence. (reuters.com)

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Fleshbot-5053016 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:25:30 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5053016&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Real American Heroes ]]> A 77-year-old Brooklyn man is being unfairly persecuted by the IRS just because he tried to deduct over $300,000 in "therapeutic" treatments for his chronic depression. You know, like ... prostitutes, erotic massages, sex toys and porn. That sounds pretty therapeutic to us. This guy should be given a medal, not a tax bill. (nypost.com; thumb via doctoradventures.com)

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Fleshbot-5052191 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:59:49 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052191&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Scores is a landmark institution in the New ... ]]> Scores is a landmark institution in the New York strip club universe, but both locations are in danger of being shut down permanently because of all the, you know ... crime and stuff. How will our city's hedge fund managers blow their expense accounts on overpriced champagne now? (ap.google.com)

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Fleshbot-5046682 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:35:34 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5046682&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Adult Entertainment Capital Helps Expand More Than Just Your Savings ]]> In these uncertain economic times, you want to make sure the money you invest is going into something that will tolerate the vicissitudes of the market—to say nothing about possible dividends that include complimentary lap dances and dirty cellphone video downloads. Which is why the newly launched Adult Entertainment Capital is offering horned-up savvy investors the opportunity to buy into "progressive adult oriented companies across all stages of the business cycle" as well as a means of securing venture capital for that awesome laser-powered self-lubricating dildo company you've been hoping to launch. (Oops, we just gave away our secret retirement plan!) Too soon to tell whether Wall Street will take notice of the AIC's forthcoming publicly traded stock, but it does promise to make watching that MSNBC ticker crawl more interesting.

"Adult Entertainment Capital Launches Investment Vehicle for Industry" (Xbiz)
Adult Entertainment Capital (company info @ adultcapitalcorp.com)
• Thumbnail: Accountants gone wild @ FullyClothedSex.com (galleries.orgymax.com, via Ask Jolene)

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Fleshbot-5044876 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:10:22 EDT Jonnobot http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044876&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ PornClubCard: It's Where You Want To Be ]]> MasterCard, Visa, American Express, PornClubCard: only one of these will earn you points that can be redeemed for 30-day porn site memberships. Although, classy as it looks, you probably wouldn't want to expense that business dinner on it. (xbiz.com)

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Fleshbot-5042970 Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:30:50 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5042970&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ TheNetGirls: Yet Another Way To Lose All Your Money In Vegas ]]> The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in Vegas with 50 hot internet girls along with food, drinks, and cash prizes ... but will more than likely leave you broke, alone, and wondering how you ever got talked into such a scheme. It actually sounds a lot like a trip to the AVN Expo, but with cheaper food and less angst and despair!

· "Mortgage Lender Shutters Business, Launches Adult Website" (xbiz.com)
· The Net Girls (thenetgirls.com)

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Fleshbot-5039943 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:15:11 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5039943&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ When Stocks Drop, Tops Don't Pop ]]> We already knew that it's been a rather slow summer for topless beach shenanigans from our usually reliable celebrity sun worshipers. Well, now we finally have an explanation. It's the economy stupid! Yes, some super smart French guy has determined that a) women are less likely than usual to whip 'em out on his nation's famous topless beaches, and that b) the reason is a lack of confidence in the economy. It's all related to a well-established economic principle that women dress more provocatively when the stock market is doing well. The always classy Daily Mail puts it a bit less delicately, but the message is simple: Forget jobs, gas prices and trade deficits, we need to get people back to work on our topless beaches! (dailymail.co.uk)

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Fleshbot-5035582 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:20:06 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035582&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It was a bad weekend for fans of government ... ]]> It was a bad weekend for fans of government intervention, as California's "porn tax" bill goes down in committee and Turkey gives up on their porn registration plan. You may continue to fap in peace. (xbiz.com + hurriyet.com.tr)

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Fleshbot-5035426 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:31:30 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035426&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous ... ]]> Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous it was that lawyers were collecting $1.3 million for suing a videogame company over sex scenes that they didn't even make while the people who they were supposedly "protecting" only got $30,000? Well, at least one judge agrees with us: the "Hot Coffee" settlement has been rejected by the courts, because it turns out that no one was actually offended by the sex in "Grand Theft Auto." And here we were thinking we were the only ones. (Kotaku)

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Fleshbot-5033745 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:35:45 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5033745&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The great Janine Lindemulder is in a bit ... ]]> The great Janine Lindemulder is in a bit of a pickle with the IRS, who want $80,000 in back takes or they'll take it out of her ... well ... actually, that part might not be in her contract. Here she is in happier, unindicted times.(thesmokinggun.com)

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Fleshbot-5026688 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:25:00 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026688&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A judge has ordered the maker of Enzyte to ... ]]> 2008_01_29_enzyte.jpgA judge has ordered the maker of Enzyte to pay a $500 million fine for defrauding people with their fake penis pills, which would pretty much put the company out of business. Maybe then they'll finally stop running those idiotic commercials on TV. (xbiz.com)

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Fleshbot-5026205 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:54:49 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026205&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ It's almost too easy to make jokes about ... ]]> It's almost too easy to make jokes about how the porn industry is responsible for stimulating the economy (though we draw the line at even thinking about Bush's package)—but we guess they're sort of hard to avoid when you're talking about some independent market research company's claim that "many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks" thanks to those magic economic stimulus checks. Too bad we already spent all of ours on hookers and beer, or else we totally would've renewed our membership to AssSmoothie.com! (

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Fleshbot-5021442 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:30:24 EDT Jonnobot http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5021442&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Apparently that whole recession thing that's ... ]]> Apparently that whole recession thing that's ruining porn sales has left lingerie sales completely untouched. It just goes to show: no matter how broke a girl is, she can always rummage up enough money to look cheap. (xbiz.com, recession-proof thumb from galleries.sterlingcash.com via The Bra Blog)

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Fleshbot-5019875 Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:35:47 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019875&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ AdultVest, that investment bank that focuses ... ]]> 2007_02_26_adultvest.jpgAdultVest, that investment bank that focuses exclusively on cashing in on porn, has been nominated for "Launch of the Year" at the annual Hedge Fund Awards. They have hedge fund awards now? Man, we remember when it used to be about the money. (aetoday.com)

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Fleshbot-5019508 Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:20:06 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019508&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What do you get for the billionaire banker ... ]]> What do you get for the billionaire banker who has (and can afford) everything? Apparently, a naked picture of his wife constructed out of clippings from the Financial Times that mention his name. And people think we're kinky. (bloomberg.com via Gothamist)

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Fleshbot-5019220 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:20:00 EDT Lux Alptraum http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019220&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The bad news is that the economy is in the ... ]]> 2008_06_06_home.jpgThe bad news is that the economy is in the tank and we're all broke! So what's the good news? Now everyone is going to stay home and watch nothing but porn! Even recessions have a silver lining! (xbiz.com)

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Fleshbot-395238 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395238&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The makers of fake penis-expanding pill Enzyte ... ]]> 2008_06_02_enzyte2.jpgThe makers of fake penis-expanding pill Enzyte are thinking about maybe making some minor "changes" to the business, since you know ... all their top executives, the company founder (and his mother) were convicted of bank fraud, money laundering and conspiracy charges and admitted in federal court that their product is a complete fairy tale. You would think those are the kind of setbacks that would put a company out of business, but that's the American entrepreneurial spirit for you! (avn.com)

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Fleshbot-394766 Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:23:19 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394766&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The buyer of that $33 million Lucien Freud ... ]]> 2008_05_20_freudsmall.jpgThe buyer of that $33 million Lucien Freud nude painting has been revealed to be Roman Abramovich, a Russian oligarch who also owns a British soccer team. If you've ever wondered what oil billionaires do with all that money, there's your answer. (mirror.co.uk)

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Fleshbot-392005 Tue, 20 May 2008 10:26:27 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392005&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ This New York Times profile was a little ... ]]> 2008_05_19_biz.jpgThis New York Times profile was a little too long sophisticated for us to fully comprehend, but it seems to be about a man who built a multi-million dollar empire by figuring out how to charge your credit card for online porn, and who also spends a good deal of time working for the American Bible Association and a (shady, possibly fake) animal rescue organization. (That's him on the left, with one of the world's biggest porn moguls.) He's also bankrupted a few companies and spent some time in jail for mail fraud ... but frankly, what enterprising online porntrepreneur hasn't? (nytimes.com)

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Fleshbot-391681 Mon, 19 May 2008 12:10:21 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391681&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lucien Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping" ... ]]> Lucien Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping" sold at auction last night for $33.6 million, the most money ever paid for a work of art by a living artist and certainly the most money ever paid for a picture of a naked woman. We think his grandfather called this "wallet envy." (artdaily.com + bloomberg.com)

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Fleshbot-390434 Wed, 14 May 2008 13:40:49 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390434&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Porn Recession Will Ruin Us All ... Again ]]> You may not have heard anything about this on the news, but there seems to be something wrong with the "economy." Things are more expensive and our mortgages need more oil or something. Fortunately, we still have porn ... or do we? People don't like to spend money in a recession, but they do really like porn, so if they're not spending money on that then we must really be in trouble. News does travel slowly, but now even Miami knows (thanks to local TV station CBS 4) that porn DVDs aren't doing so hot. They're losing money to the online internets ... except if people are going to the internet, then they're probably still spending money. They're just you know ... spending it somewhere else. Of course, there's the free internet places like YOURporn, which is not to be confused with the actual site that some dude at the office told this reporter to check out. But don't worry—someday porn will all be in 3-D! That will fix everything! Right?

· Poor Porn Sales: Another Sign Of Recession? (cbs4.com)

Previously: Is Porn The Harbinger Of (Economic) Doom?

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Fleshbot-390021 Tue, 13 May 2008 17:50:30 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390021&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The mobile porn market could be worth $5 ... ]]> 2008_04_30_phone.jpgThe mobile porn market could be worth $5 billion worldwide in five years, yet somehow we still can't figure out how to make Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" our ringtone. That's science for you. (aetoday.com)

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Fleshbot-385588 Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:10:18 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385588&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is Porn The Harbinger Of (Economic) Doom? ]]> 2008_04_22_econ.jpgAccording to some of the leading financial minds in the country, our current economic state is—what's the technical term? Oh yeah ... "not good." Consumer confidence is down, debt is up, and China is slowly poisoning us with lead toys that you can get for a $1.50 at Wal-Mart even though it cost you $4 in gasoline to get there. But that's not what worries Variety editor Peter Bart: It's the porn business, stupid! That's how he knows things are rough, because dirty DVD sales are down. We really are in trouble!

Except ... DVD sales have been trending downward for years now, way ahead of the rest of the economy's troubles; it's more about the changing options for porn buyers than a general lack of consumer confidence. Bart also claims that guys can't find "gonzo" DVDs, even though in the next paragraph he points out that online porn (where all the money is going) is driven by short clips devoid of any story or frills. Hmmm. (Also, "Deep Throat" was somehow to blame for the '70s energy crisis.)

Maybe there's something to the fact that when porn does bad, we all do bad. But it's a pretty flimsy link if you ask us. After all, what else are people supposed to turn to when they don't have anything else to spend their money on? Just because you didn't want to spend $34.95 for another Jenna Jameson compliation disk and decided to jerkoff to something you found on RedTube instead didn't force you to buy that bad mortgage too, did it?

· "Hard times ahead as porn goes soft?" (variety.com)
· Thumb via TeraPatrick.com via sxx.com, via askjolene.com

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Fleshbot-382648 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:30:03 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382648&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Everyone has jumped on the nude charity calendar ... ]]> 2008_04_17_helen.jpgEveryone has jumped on the nude charity calendar wave—just like those ladies in that adorable movie—and it's a totally great idea that can't lose ... until you get stuck with a $16,000 printing bill and 5,000 unsold copies. Thanks a lot, Helen Mirren! (smh.com.au)

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Fleshbot-380862 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:59:24 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380862&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Business analysts are taking a closer look ... ]]> 2007_03_31_penthouse.jpgBusiness analysts are taking a closer look at the proposed IPO for Penthouse Media Group. Will your portfolio become engorged with cash or limp and flaccid with premature insolvency? Sorry ... stock talk always gets us hot and bothered. (thestockmasters.com + abcnews.go.com)

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Fleshbot-374214 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:45:52 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374214&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tabitha Stevens And The $5,000 Blowjob ]]> 2007_03_26_tabitha2.jpgPeople still can't seem to get over the fact that certain government officials would spend over four grand on one night with a call girl, as if that were somehow a lot of money to be plunking down for a little professional care. We guess those same people aren't the ones offering semi-retired pornstar Tabitha Stevens $5,000 to perform one single blowjob. The Howard Stern Show and plastic surgeon's office regular hasn't appeared in an adult movie since 2002, but she promises that the viewers and producers of long awaited sequel "Head Case 4" will get more than their money's worth out of her oral stylings. Would you pay five large for one session of pornstar fellatio? Take a look at our ten cent preview (or review?) of Tabitha's work below before you answer.

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· Tabitha Stevens California Cocksuckers (Megarotic, and we apologize for the soundtrack)

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· Tabitha Stevens Trash Talking Coeds (Megarotic)

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· "Tabitha Stevens Returns for $5K BJ" (xbiz.com)
· Tabitha Stevens Collection (gallery @ freeones.com, via Ask Jolene)
· Tabitha Stevens Photo Gallery + Clips (tabithastevens.com)

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Fleshbot-372366 Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:49:39 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372366&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The U.S. economy has gotten pretty bad, but ... ]]> 2007_03_26_chile.jpgThe U.S. economy has gotten pretty bad, but at least one sympathetic source is helping out—a strip club in Chile is offering to accept American dollars at 2004 exchange rates in order to lure in broke gringos. Because nothing helps soothe the pain of weak monetary policy like a nice lap dance. (bloomberg.com, via guanabee.com)

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Fleshbot-372035 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:13:28 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372035&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Zivity's Big Score: Good Money After Bad? ]]> 2008_03_10_cyan.jpgWe remain baffled by the tale of what is pretty much the only adult site to find acceptance (and cash) in the land of filthy rich web giants. You may remember us telling you about Zivity, an adult content "community" site that received a $1 million round of funding from some high-powered Silicon Valley venture capitalists. Well, seven months have gone by—an eternity in internet time—and the site has still not gone public, but we just saw the news that their benefactors have ponied up another $7 million. Good for them! Our only question is: Why?

According to insidery Valley blog Techcrunch, the site will remain in "private beta" mode until at least 2009, but has already secured $8 million in private financing. When it does eventually go public, it will pay the models and photographers who generate the most interest based on user votes ... but not with that $8 mil. That money will come from user subscription fees, since you will have to pay to look at and vote on content.

However, as we've wondered in the past with other pay-per-view ventures, with so much free content available on the web who will open their wallets for it, especially for non-hardcore work? (Zivity's motto is "tasteful" art and beauty shots). Nude photography in particular has oversaturated the web with dozens (hundreds, really) of artistic model and photo sites giving away thousands of free pictures, so it's hard to imagine an abundance of people lining up to hand over their credit card numbers. At least, not at the level that justifies an $8 million investment.

Obviously subscription models can work. They are working for many sites that actually turn a profit. But investors aren't willing to fund those companies, because they deal in hardcore porn, not art. Which is the better business investment?

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On the other hand, we don't pretend to know anything about business or the details of this particular deal—we just know porn and how much we're willing to pay for it—so maybe we'll be the ones looking foolish in the end. Perhaps we should just trust in Zivity Co-Founder Cyan Banister. After all, she's not just the Chief Strategy Officer ... she's also one of the site's first nude models. (That's her up above, courtesy of old friend Merkley.)

· No Longer Under Age: Zivity Takes $7 Million In Venture Financing For Adult Content Social Network + As Promised, Zivity Founder Does The Full Monty (techcrunch.com)
· Cyan - SkyCam (Flickr)
· Zivity : Promoting Beauty 2.0 (zivity.com)

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Previously: Porn 2.0: Haven't We Been Here Before?, The New Porn.com: When Bad Things Happen To Good Domains

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Fleshbot-365937 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:05:49 EDT Dashiell Bennett http://fleshbot.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365937&view=rss&microfeed=true