New Book Does Not Make Us Think About Breasts At All

A new photo book called "One-Track Mind" claims to offer "a revealing insight into the obsessed minds of men," but frankly ... we don't get it. How can you learn anything about men just by looking at pictures of nice round objects that maybe have little protuberances on the end of them? What the heck are they trying to say? Just because the world is filled with round heaving bumps that cleave together in pairs and tantalizingly glisten as they rise and fall with each passionate breath, that doesn't have anything to us. It sounds like a pretty silly idea for a boob ... er, book. More »

When Stocks Drop, Tops Don't Pop

We already knew that it's been a rather slow summer for topless beach shenanigans from our usually reliable celebrity sun worshipers. Well, now we finally have an explanation. It's the economy stupid! Yes, some super smart French guy has determined that a) women are less likely than usual to whip 'em out on his nation's famous topless beaches, and that b) the reason is a lack of confidence in the economy. It's all related to a well-established economic principle that women dress more provocatively when the stock market is doing well. The always classy Daily Mail puts it a bit less delicately, but the message is simple: Forget jobs, gas prices and trade deficits, we need to get people back to work on our topless beaches! (dailymail.co.uk)

Stefany Hohnjec Will Tumble For Ya

Does this look like the body of a gymnast? Well, it used to be back when Stefany Hohnjec was a champion in rhythmic gymnastics, but then something funny happened—she kinda grew up. Blossomed, so to speak. She got juggs. Huge ones. 42FF, to be more precise. As you can imagine, they kind of get in the way when tumbling and jumping, although staring at them is kind of rhythmic in its own way. Fortunately, Stefany has found other pursuits, such as modeling and acting, where her new "talents" are better appreciated. Don't you just love stories with a happy ending? More »

Ok, Zoo Weekly is just toying with us now. They've put all their Keeley Hazell content into one easy to digest package, which is just begging for us to turn our obsession into a full-blown mental disorder. Must ... not ... surrender ... oh, what the hell. (zooweekly.co.uk)

Former Page 3 girls Sam Cooke thinks big boobed girls are discriminated against. On related note, Sam Cooke has been living on Mars. (boobieblog.com)

Blogger BoobieThon 2007: Keep Saving The Boobies!

Boobies: we all love 'em, we all have 'em. (Some more than others.) But despite the best efforts of scientists and well-meaning bloggers, they're still in danger. That's why October is still Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and why the first week is still the time for the annual Blogger BoobieThon. Dozens of generous webby-like folks have donated pictures of their racks to help entice you into opening your wallet for cancer research. Think of all those grabby hands and swelling ta-tas that might never meet for a good grope if we can't put a stop to this deadly menace. The Boobiethon only lasts until next Monday, so don't miss out on this chance to catch the kind of charitable action that makes Jerry Lewis' Labor Day thingy look like a bake sale. More »

A plastic surgeon will present his formula for the perfect boob job at an international conference on breast enlargement. (Victoria Beckham = No.) There's an international conference on breast enlargements? We've spent just as many hours poring over photos of topless models as this guy, so where's our invite? (news.com.au)

Boobie Chew Will Work For You!

Congratulations! You've just found the song that will be running through your head for the rest of the day, possibly driving you to the point of mental breakdown. It's the jingle attached to this commercial (spoof? cruel mistake?) for "hormone" wonder gum, Boobie Chew. As you can see through the magic of time-lapse photography and awesome special effects, the results achieved while gnawing on this rubbery miracle are obvious and impressive: to think that generations of women have been wasting billions of dollars on plastic surgery, when a five cent Bazooka substitute gets the job done just as well! Fortunately for dudes, popped collars and whatever they're selling in your email spam folder have already got you covered. More »

Calendar Watch 2008: Keeley Hazell Doubles Down

After dominating our internets for most of 2006, Keeley Hazell spent a good part of the '07 keeping a slightly lower profile—among, ahem, other things. But with calendar season arriving, it seems that she's poised to make even numbered years belong to her by putting not one, but two 2008 calendars into production. She explains it thusly ... More »

It's boobs on parade when ever Jennifer Ellison takes a dip in the pool. Do they have to add extra water in order to completely soak those things? (hollywoodtuna.com)

Jesse Jane Upgrades Her Arsenal

Plastic surgery fans who fired up their DVRs this week to watch "Dr. 90210" on the E! channel may have been surprised to see the one and only Jesse Jane going under the knife of Beverly Hills' superstar breast doctor. Not that they'd ever fooled themselves into thinking she was 100% natural, but who would have guessed that there was anything wrong with the bongo set she'd already been given. It turns out that despite two previous enhancements—and the healthy career they supported—a little tuneup was needed to bring Jesse v.3.0 online. You can see the modestly-covered results above, but all will be revealed as soon as her next flick, "Naked Aces 2," hits the market. We'll be first in line, of course, just to make sure the surgeon did his job properly. More »

Tera Patrick has something that she really wants to share with the readers of Bizarre Magazine. It always helps to get these things off your chest. (dailypoa.com)

Equal Time For Keeley Hazell

Of course, we would never begrudge Lucy Pinder and her video tribute courtesy of Unibrow or Uber or whatever they're calling themselves, but we're pretty sure that most of you were thinking what we were thinking as we checked out the goods on that post: What about Keeley? Yes, Keeley Hazell has not been seen much around these parts lately, but that doesn't mean that we've forgotten about the First Lady of Totty. She is almost single double-handedly responsible for our ongoing obsession with the entire lad mag industry, so it's only fair that she receive the same loving respect as Lucy. Plus, we know we're playing with "this video is no longer available" fire by embedding this particular clip, but ... more boobs on YouTube! Get 'em while they're hot! More »

Hello, Denise Milani. We're glad you came all the way to California from the Czech Republic to demonstrate your amazing trampoline skills for us. Would it be too much to ask you to take your top off next time so we can examine your technique more closely? (yourdirtymind.com)

Just eat a couple boxes of these tasty Japanese cookies and you'll be bursting out of your oversized bra in no time! OK, so you might die of cancer instead of suicide, but life is full of tradeoffs. (plasticsurgery101.blogspot.com)

Fake boobs: disappointing imposters for true breast aficionados everywhere or "beautifully enhanced" specimens of feminine pulchritude? The boys at Bullz-Eye present a comprehensive guide to all their silicone-fortified models to help you make up your own mind on the subject. (For the record, we appreciate all boobs no matter what their provenance, though it's true that one can have too much of a good thing.)

Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama

It's no secret that we like Lucy Pinder ... a lot. But even we haven't taken the time to compile a ten video tribute to the big-boobed bombshell that simply revels in all her well-endowed glory. It's a wonder why we haven't though, since the only thing better than looking at her ubiquitous lad mag photos is seeing those wonderful cans bounce and jiggle and sweat in full-motion color. Plus, she speaks! If you're into that sort of thing. More »

The World's Largest Breasts (That We Know Of)

Obviously, you can't turn a corner on the internet without running into a pair of gigantic breasts, but we're not talking about your standard big boob queens, like Lisa Sparxxx or Gianna Michaels here. We're talking BIG. Like Guinness Book of World Records big. Some are real, some (ok, most) are fake, but they're all huge and this handy scorecard will point you to the biggest bongos out there. Of course, all the ladies featured here have participated in porn at some level, because why else would you spring for 152MMM-size melons if you aren't going to use them for good—i.e., to smother people with. So take a deep breath and dive in. More »

Is Seren Gibson Britian's next ridiculously well-endowed lad mag star? At this point, we're sure the country must have a secret babe manufacturing warehouse somewhere ... the only question is where it's located. (zooweekly.co.uk)

Metro UK asks women to talk about our favorite subject—their boobs. Isn't it funny how we never get tired of hearing about them either? (metro.co.uk)

The folks at Uber do a decent job in collecting video clips of the Top 10 Largely Breasted Blondes, though as with any top ten list we have a few issues with their selections. Like, how could they have possibly missed that hottie in the tank top who used to distract us all the time in our organic chem lab in college? (Whatever happened to her anyway?) (uber.com)

Unlike many of her super busty colleagues, Czech cutie Katrin Kozy (aka Kathy Kozy, Snow, and just plain old Katerina) has done a fair amount of hardcore work in addition to just standing around all by herself and showing off her rather magnificent rack. Isn't it nice to know that those God-given talents of hers aren't going to waste? (busty-legends.com, via Your Dirty Mind) 

Kim Kardashian says she really likes Jessica Simpson's boobs. Now that we know we have something in common, can we finally put all that crappy sex tape business behind us? We'll try not to mention it again if she won't. (laragmag.com)

We always thought that candid shots were supposed to show you what celebrities look like when they think no one is looking, but when you're Michelle Marsh and your entire career has been built upon people looking at your boobs anyway, we guess the distinction doesn't really apply in the first place. (dailypoa.com)

Lisa Sparxxx Vs. Brandy Talore: Fight To The Finish

The Booble Girl of the Year contest is reaching its home stretch this week as previous monthly winners Lisa Sparxxx and Brandy Talore find themselves neck-and-neck in the voting tally as of this weekend ... though given the nature of the competition, maybe saying that they're running nipple-to-nipple would be a better way of putting it. You still have a few days to lend your support for either one until the winner is unveiled at the 2007 Internext Expo in Fort Lauderdale during the first week in August, but we're hoping the voting stays close until the bitter end: after all, can you blame us for wanting to extend a topless catfight as long as possible? More »

A bus driver in Germany nearly kicked a woman off his bus because she was her cleavage was distracting him. That sounds very similar to the "incident" that got us banned from the NASCAR circuit. (bbc.co.uk)

This is what happens when you let a couple of gay guys pick the best boobs in Hollywood. Nice try, boys, but maybe you should leave this stuff to the experts. (lynnandalex.blogspot.com)

As part of our ongoing campaign against all forms of sexual harassment, we'd like to remind everyone one again that No Means No ... unless there's a hot babe with a fistful of cash asking you to show off your tits, in which case feel free to answer "Sure, why the hell not?" (yourdirtymind.com)

Have A (Mirror)Ball: Amatuer Self Portrait Megagallery

The mirror-enabled self portrait is a time-honored tradition in college dorms across the country (and hotel bathrooms across Panama City, Florida) and have long been a staple of amateur nudie galleries since the dawn of teh internets. But with so many troubled youths looking to clean up their MySpace and Flickr accounts, we were beginning to think that the number of women willing to snap themselves without their shirts on was steadily dwindling. More »

Big boob icon Merilyn Sakova does her part to contribute to world peace and harmony in her first boy-girl video clip at XX-Cel this week, where she gets her ta-tas orally worshipped on camera. As our friends at XFanz remind us, "Follow the damn links in this blog entry, or the boob-hating terrorists will win!" (xfanz.com)

There's Always More Room At The Expansion Mansion

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Fun With Body Inflation: The Adventures Of Berrygirl

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Celebrity (Non-)NippleWatch: Pamela Anderson On Conan O'Brien

We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?) More »

This Week In Lad Mags: Competitive Pricing

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Deep Inside Dorm24

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Real Vs. Fake: The Globe(s) Divided

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Sticky Joystick: Ten Sexy Japanese Video Games You Might Have Missed

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Busty Legends

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