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more about #mistystone more comments → bmonkey: This is the all-you-can-eat special, right? more » indiepixels: Yum, yes it is. more » Beaker: Ah, buffet in the buff :-) more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: (no relation) Unless you count sexual. Amiright? Amiright? [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott more » davidaaronclark000: I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!" more » Uli_Kunkel: Wow, lol is all I have to say about this one. more » Lincolnsbeard33: ehh Gracie Glam should have been Kelly more » atlas: that was weird in that it was pretty faithful to the original, i liked it! more » Tricked: First thing to pop into my head, and that will stay until my head until (and after) I acquire this title: more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I see what she did there. more » Tricked: Oh my... look at those eyes. Zounds. more » Femalien: I have but two things to say: 1) Re: #15 -- IHOP should design a pancake in honor of her areolas. 2) DCypher, your English teacher must be very prou... more » Uli_Kunkel: this one i actually might watch. the max is hilarious! didnt really realize that ol' screech there had such a big jew schnozz. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I'm so excited to see all the awesome early 90's clothing, even if it doesn't stay on for long. more » alternateash: i hope they get the make up and costumes right more » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#hardcore
Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"
We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday. More » -
#hardcore
Mayhem's "Cum Inside Me White Boy" Ushers In New Era
Porn director Sammy Slater matches up horny white men with luscious black girls, pumping them hard and fast and leaving a gallon of population pudding creamed up inside their swollen and satisfied snatches. More » -
#crushobjectalert
Misty Stone: America's Porn Sweetheart
Whitney Houston made a promise to us with her "How Will I Know?" video: Some day this wholesomeness will be coupled with images of spread labia to create a fantasy character for the late oughts. That creature is Misty Stone. More » -
#behindthescenes
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog
Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming. More » -
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#upcoming
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison
Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.
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#dvd
"Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop
"Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn.
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#fleshbotrequests
A Girl's Best Friend: Girls And Their Toys
Forget diamonds—any girl with the slightest bit of sexual sophistication knows who her real best friend is. And when best friends get together... well, we can certainly feel thelovelust in the air. More » -
#welovetheporn80s
"Not the Cosby Show XXX" Doesn't Sweater the Small Stuff
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#photoplay
Your Day In "Black Sweeties"
Granted, there are those who'd point out that there would never be a porn title called "White Sweeties," and that specifying a performer as a "sweety" might imply that others of that race, gender, nationality, or creed aren't sweeties. But I read this title as a shortening of "Sweeties Who Happen to Be Black," much like I assume "Big-Titted Teens" isn't a slam on my girlfriend, who happens to be a small-chested Samoan 19-year-old, but a sweety nonetheless. More »
