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more about #misscalifornia more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Taking a page from parody, the real Sarah Palin will make this same offer. Turning those 55 (?) California electoral votes would be a coup for the GOP. more » Rhayader: Homophobic? As far as I am aware, she didn't actually disparage homosexuals. She just explained her beliefs about marriage -- which, by the way, are i... more » Rhayader: Homophobic? As far as I am aware, she didn't actually disparage homosexuals. She just explained her beliefs about marriage -- which, by the way, are... more » cand86: I think Jon Stewart said it best: I cannot believe that a beautiful young woman who wants to be a model would allow herself to be photographed like th... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Nik Ricci on MSNBC? Wonders never cease... But maybe I shouldn't be surprised since it's very possible that Contessa Brewer is moonlighting on TMZ. (Y... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Not to get all "pedantic Deadspin commenter" on the other commenters, but if the implication is you would kick this woman out of bed for eating cracke... more » ChokeHerGently: Either way this moron can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Stupid intolerant cheating bitch! Trump should have stripped her of her crown, but he... more » Snowbunny: I don't feel bad for her. If she wasn't trying to convince America that she is the ideal of a Christian (which she isn't, so she should really stop t... more » supergrover88: i wish i could sell my photoshop work to tmz more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Wait. Why wouldn't i want to see her in adult film? Her views on marriage notwithstanding shes cute. More power to vivid! more » Tricked: Vivid has truly become a parody of itself. Was it the failing economy, the failing porn industry, or just some funky* shenanigans that has destroyed ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Oddly enough, many of the 'mos she fears found they were not into women when they couldn't get off to these photos. more » -
#jobs
Hustler Creates Jobs For You, Me, And Carrie Prejean
It's hard out there for the unemployed: in these troubled times, it can easily feel as if there are no jobs to be had. But we know of at least one company that's still hiring: Hustler. More » -
#scandal
Miss California Explains Her Topless Photos
We know you've all been wondering how a delicate, innocent flower like Carrie Prejean could possibly have wound up posing for topless photos. Well, she's got an explanation: it wasn't her fault! More » -
#scandal
New Pix Elevate Miss California "Topless" Scandal To Topless Scandal
Well, what do you know: Carrie Prejean did pose topless for real—she's not just a niptease! TMZ's gotten a hold of some photos, which were apparently taken just last year. More » -
#scandal
Miss California "Topless" Scandal Continues To Shock And Bore
TMZ is now claiming they've seen more photos from Miss California's scandalous lingerie modeling career—which they're not publishing, in an attempt to protect us from underage sideboob. But wait, there's more! More »
