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Exxxotica Miami: A Very Porny Mother's Day Weekend

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

This Mother's Day weekend, the pornstars of the world convened on southern Florida for Exxxotica. Couldn't ditch Mom for MILFs? The Miami New Times has a wrapup of the show, with a somewhat NSFW slideshow.

· Exxxotica 2009 at Miami Beach Convention Center (miaminewtimes.com)

Amy Fisher And Vivid Milving It In Miami

Gram Ponante — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

At 25 and 34, respectively, Vivid and Amy Fisher are past the age of consent and can do whatever they damn well please. That is why both milves are featured at next weekend's Exxxotica Miami.

Fisher will host a "Hottest MILF" contest on—of course—Mother's Day (May 10) at the third annual porn consumer show. Fisher, who went from "Lolita" to "MILF" without stopping at that awkward porn ingenue phase, will be appearing at the event all weekend.

And Vivid girls Hanna Hilton, Nikki Jayne, Meggan Mallone, and Savanna Samson will celebrate their employer's quarter century of existence at a party at Karu & Y Ultra Lounge on May 9. They will also be supporting the art show/web site 25 Years of Vivid, a tribute by Vivid BFF World of Wonder, featuring photos from Vivid's portfolio, including these of Kayden Kross (a Vivid girl before Adam & Eve snatched her up), Eve Laurence, and jailbait Janine Lindemulder.

So if you are on your way to see your own Mom in Boca, a stop in Miami would probably do you good.

· Exxotica Miami (exxxoticamiami.com)
· Amy Fisher (amyfisher.com)
· 25 Years of Vivid (25yearsofvivid.com)

Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:00:01 EDT

Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?

We just want you to have as good a time as some of us get to, so here are two parties open to the public where you can celebrate the awesomeness of porn and hang out with your favorite pornstars.

The first is happening in Miami for an entire weekend in May. It's going to be huge. So huge, in fact, that our Supreme Commandress Stoya will be among the attendees. Go to Exxxotica Miami for more enticing details. Hey, you really need a vacation, right?

Then for all of you living and/or stuck in and/or traveling to New York City at the end of April, Vivid Entertainment is celebrating its 25th(!!) anniversary, hosted by Superstar Savannah Samson. The party will take place at Duvet, the upscale nightclub located at 45 West 21st Street. The party starts at 11pm. Don't stay home!

Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:20:09 EDT

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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• Rocio Marrero and Rocio Marrero in "Language Barrier" (previews @ bangbrosnetwork.com, via Your Dirty Mind

• See also: "The mystery of Dashiell Torralba" (babalublog.com)

We've got to admit that operating a mobile...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:51:50 EDT

We've got to admit that operating a mobile brothel out of a rented limousine bus is a pretty brilliant idea. (Even if it is a little derivative.) Parking the bus a block from the Miami Beach Police Department? Not quite as brilliant. (local10.com - thanks, Rick)

Gianna Lynn Gets Some New "Miami Ink"

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:36:53 EDT

Gianna Lynn fans are probably well acquainted with her prominent tattoos, but like most body ink aficionados, one or two or a half-dozen tats are never enough. Her latest addition was documented for the TLC reality show "Miami Ink" and her episode airs this Thursday night. Now, we don't much about the show beyond the fact that pornstars apparently like to get tattoos and quite a few of our readers have a crush on the show's L.A. transplant Kat Von D. But apparently even porn celebrities have to audition for the privilege of letting someone poke their skin with a searing hot needle. Watch Gianna explain her dream body art and the near-death experience that inspired it, then tomorrow you can try to stay awake past your bedtime and watch it come to life on TV.

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· Gianna Lynn's Miami Ink Submission Video (YouTube)
· Gianna Lynn on 'Miami Ink' (avn.com)
· Miami Ink (tlc.discovery.com)
· The official site of Pornstar Gianna Lynn (giannalynn.com)

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Previously: Joanna Angel Does "L.A. Ink"

For some folks, last weekend's Exxxotica...

Jonnobot — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:20:10 EDT

For some folks, last weekend's Exxxotica Miami was an excuse to pass out anti-porn propoganda; for others, it was an opportunity to go face-to-breast with assorted porn babes and take pictures of Ron Jeremy. See? Porn really is all things to all people! (uncoached.com)

Exxxotica Miami: The Five-Minute Version

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:27:38 EDT

Anyone who is anyone was in Florida this past weekend for the Exxotica: Miami show. Except us! (Because we hate airplanes and the sun!) Fortunately, someone was there with a camera to document the whole shebang and compile everything that happened into this handy video. So thanks to Daily Tang for braving the crowds and saving us from having to eat convention hall hot dogs. Sure, we would have liked to been there to catch up with Jesse Jane and all the rest of the porny people in person, but some things just weren't meant to be. (Like that crazy teeth-whitening machine. That's just not right.)

· SCENES FROM EXXXOTICA MIAMI (dailytang.com)

Eliot Spitzer is nationwide news, but the...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:31:26 EDT

Eliot Spitzer is nationwide news, but the Miami Herald has found the relevant local angle that makes this story important to its readers: Miami does not have enough high-priced call girls! How do their politicians get in trouble then? (miamihearld.com, via fark.com)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Jesse Jane In Miami

Gram Ponante — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:30:55 EDT

It's not too often that Jesse Jane is seen in public; sometimes she appears for a few moments to smile and make a pronouncement, sometimes she can be glimpsed in grainy newsreel footage, other times sightings are dismissed as hoaxes. (Wait, that's Pope Benedict XVI, King Edward VII, and Bigfoot.) But still, we don't see Jane as often as we'd like, and even for tomorrow's "Pirates in the Dark" party at Miami Beach's Club Mansion, the assumption is that she'll be partially obscured. Regardless, she'll be giving away DVDs and cash in honor of the Halloween holiday.

"I can't wait to host this awesome event and meet all the cool people who come out to party with me," Jane said, referring to Fleshbot readers, in particular, for their $20 admission.

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Club Mansion (theopiumgroup.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

The person who posted these pictures said...

Fleshbot — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:42:54 EDT

The person who posted these pictures said that if she could look like anyone in the world, it'd be Gisele Bundchen. Meanwhile, if we could be anything in the world, it'd be that scrap of fabric she's de-wedgifying from between her buttcheeks. Does that seem fair? (livejournal.com)

It's not every day that a newspaper gets...

Fleshbot — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:45:45 EDT

It's not every day that a newspaper gets to publish a headline with such fine alliteration as "fat fanny fetish", but the Miami Herald had reason to do so when a local "charming mechanic [who] loved snapping Polaroid photos of the oversized posteriors of neighborhood women" got murdered in a photo shoot setup. And you thought that being a perv was just an innocent hobby. (miamiherald.com)

The Afflicted Yard: Hot And Drunk In Miami

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 13:09:32 EDT

What happens when you mix hot South Florida models, a set of vampire teeth, a carafe of orange juice. and a Jamaican photographer with a knack for shooting glamorous fashion babes? It probably looks exactly like the latest photo gallery from Peter Dean Rickards and his website The Afflicted Yard. As if you aren't jealous enough of the clear blues skies and sandy beaches of Miami, these toned and taned babes seem to be having way too much fun hanging out and getting drunk on what we assume are very tasty screwdrivers—when they aren't spitting them out of course. Oh, did we forget to mention the spitting? Yeah, these girls are definitely having too much fun.

· Jessica and Lauren (Miami ) (afflictedyard.com, via complex.com)

Previously: Mike Dowson Dresses Down, S Magazine: Smut So Good You'll Think It's Art

Morning Wood: Won't Someone Please Think Of The Cheerleaders?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 May 2007 12:00:43 EDT

· Ohio's new "six-foot" rule could claim some unlikely victims: NBA cheerleaders. This will not stand! (Deadspin)

· A 70-foot-long hot air balloon that looks like a naked man is floating over Milan ... and no one seems to care? Do you think Italy would trade some of its citizens for ours? (timesonline.co.uk)

· Two-thirds of women fantasize about having group sex, 20% dabble in lesbianism, and 25% have thought about being in a porn film, which oddly enough, might be a lower percentage than the number of women who have actually been in a porn film. (thesun.co.uk)

· Letters to the Editor of the Day: "Most parents are clueless about online porn." And pretty much everything else that happens to people under 21 these days. (lincolnnewsmessenger.com)

· The porn industry unveils the first Blu-ray adult feature, not counting the other Blu-ray adult features that have already come out. (tech.co.uk)

· Could someone be making gay porn in the house right next door to you? Probably not, but wouldn't your neighborhood be much more exciting if they were? (nbc6.net)

· Thumbnail via nba.com

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:08:58 EDT

While the other major sports have shamelessly flouted peppy short-skirted babes for the sake of rallying fans to their cause, baseball has steadfastly remained the stuffy old man of the sports world. Sure they've hired the occasional cute ball girl or a few co-eds to fire hot dog guns into the crowd, but the grand tradition of the game would never permit the boys of summer to stoop so low as to use titillation as a marketing gimmick. Or would they? The time seems to have changed in—where else?—Miami, where the Florida Marlins have installed Major League Baseball's first bona fide pompom shaking, sports bra bearing cheer/dance squad, the Mermaids. Ok, so they've actually been around for a few years now, but they aren't exactly heavily promoted by the powers that be—outside of Miami, that is, where they're pretty much the only way to get folks to leave South Beach long enough to sit through a baseball game. So why hasn't the idea caught on in say, Detroit or Minnesota? With all those pitching changes and scratching batters, baseball can actually put those tight bottoms and gyrating pelvises (pelvi?) to good use. We know Phillies fans could certainly use the distraction.

· Cheerleader Reports (homerderby.com)
· Marlins Mermaids (pictures + video @ florida.marlins.mlb.com)

Previously: NBA All-Star Dance Team, NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

Exxxotica Miami 2007: You Are There! (Even If We Weren't)

Fleshbot — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:05:41 EDT

Although we definitely could have used another "business trip" this past weekend to get away from the porn blogging grind for a while (somehow sitting here in our underwear watching MTV's Sping Break coverage just hasn't been cutting it), we're sad to say that a ~~restrictive Gawker Media expense policy~~ other personal obligations precluded us from attending this year's Exxxotica Miami expo this past weekend, which means we missed yet another opportunity to hang out with a bunch of hot strippers and pornstars while getting paid to do so. Happily, Daily Tang's ace correspondent Veronika Raquel was there to cover all the latest developments in body painting, cage dancing, and advanced stripper technology, and thanks to her exemplary reporting we almost feel like we were actually surrounded by all those gyrating implants and Lucite stack platform heels. (Still, we might have to go out tonight and put a few lap dances on our corporate AmEx just to be safe. It's our job to keep on top of these things, you know.)

· Daily Tang @ Exxxotica Miami 2007 (video @ dailytang.com)
· See also: Exxxotica Miami Beach Photos (forums.miamibeach411.com - thanks Gus)
· Exxxotica Miami Beach (exxxoticamiami.com)

Previously: More Car Show Bikini Girls: NOPI Dallas 2007, Porn Valley Dispatch: Adultcon Returns, Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

Preview: Exxxotica Miami 2007

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:11:29 EST

The appeal of Miami is that plenty of sunshine and fear of alligators tends to keep people on their toes and sexy. Dade County also boasts, and I'm making this up, one strip club for every 15 residents. That is why Exxxotica Miami is a reasonable idea for an adult trade show (which also, for some reason, features psychics).

Hosted by Gina Lynn and Nikki Benz as well as several more adult stars TBA, the second annual Exxotica Miami Beach will be held March 30 to April 1, doing its part to ensure that American society does not collapse for lack of at least one adult convention every month. - GP

· Exxxotica Miami (exxxoticamiami.com)

This Week In Porn Titles (And Box Covers): "Miami Maidens 10"

Fleshbot — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:42:02 EST

Of all the expressions I might sport if being dragged through the water on a surfboard, topless and in fishnets, Diamond's is not one of them. While the press release does not say if Diamond was indeed a virgin, it stands to reason that losing one's maidenhood might not have been too far out of the circle of possibilities in that getup. Maybe she was just a maiden in terms of waterskiing experience. But kudos on keeping every hair in place. - GP

· "Miami Maidens 10" (DVD info @ platinumblueproductions.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Titles Archive

Bibiana Julian: NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader

Fleshbot — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:39:58 EST

The crowns continue to roll out of the pages of FHM this month as readers voted Miami Dolphins sideline starlet Bibiana Julian as the NFL's Sexiest Cheerleader after a three month online poll. The 19 year old rookie pom-pom purveyor was gracious enough to share credit for her good fortune with her colleagues ... and her ass: "I don't know what separated me from the other girls, but the Dolphin cheerleaders said it was because of my butt. Butts are appreciated down here because of the Latin flavor going on." (Since there's no pictures of said prizewinning booty in her FHM spread, we guess we'll have to take her word for it.) Now if only the Dolphins were as hot this season as she is ...

· Bibiana Julian - Girls of FHM (fhmus.com)

Previously: Meet Diana Chaifair: Miss FHM 2006, Dunking NBA Cheerleader Gallery, Bodog Girls: Sports Are Fun, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, NFL Cheerleader Playoffs, Hottest NFL Cheerleaders, Boston Celtics Dancer Auditions, "The Swinging Cheerleaders"