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more about #messy more comments → bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » FrankN.Stein: lecker! #heidiklum more » sam991: Somehow i knew this would be Rankin. #heidiklum more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I hate chocolate, but I'd lick that off her in a hot second. #heidiklum more » Beau Nerd: In the world of fashion, one day you are in, and the next day you are... -- covered in chocolate? #heidiklum more » DontFearTheReaper: I'm not ususally a food+sex person but, holy sheeeeit!!! I'd risk diabetes for heidi. Her nipples looks like the cherry on top of a chocolate sunda... more » Beaker: Bad girl! Let me help you lick, er, um, sponge that off. But make sure you get that lower part before I help you :-) #godsgirls more » bmonkey: Heh, isn't Dove the one doing a "campaign for real beauty"? They missed a pic, I think... #annnanba more » Beaker: Rub a dub dub, two tits in a tub ... sorta ... more » Beaker: Maple syrup? Yum! more » -
#hardcore
The Sexy Party Continues With "Oils Spills 2"
We've never heard of Ray Bones before—but after witnessing "Oil Spills 2," we've become big fans of his work. And after you witness these babes slathered in oily goodness, we have a feeling you'll be a fan too. More » -
#celebrity
Heidi Klum Is Our Favorite Dessert
Q: What do you call it when you've got a naked Heidi Klum dripping with chocolate sauce? More » -
#babes
Jacques Magazine Taunts Us With A Hot Girl, Good Weather
It's getting colder, the days are getting shorter, summer is hurtling away from us, and this video from Jacques Magazine is torture. Creamy, delicious torture. More » -
#websites
Wet, Messy, Girls...What More Could You Want?
It's been a while since we've seen a good wet and messy site—so the aptly named WetMessyGirls is a welcome discovery indeed. Dirty fun's just that much better with a really dirty girl. (wetmessygirls.spiderotic.com, via indienudes.com) -
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#youarethere
A "Big Butt Oil Orgy" By Any Other Name...
Believe it or not, there were times during the day of filming "Big Butt Oil Orgy" that producers actually considered naming it something else. I'm glad they went with their butt instinct. More » -
#hardcore
Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"
Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses. More » -
#topten
Wild Women Fighting: Top Ten Bikini Wrestling Videos
Professional wrestling doesn't quite make our hot list, but hot girls wrestling in bikinis is a sport we'll eagerly watch. Especially when they're covered in honey, jello, or mud—hell, even without wrestling lubricant, these girls look good. More » -
#fetish
Aria Giovanni's A Very Messy Eater
Oh, Aria, look what you've done...that soda's supposed to go in your mouth, not all over your boobs! And you've got more beans on you than in you...and, and—is that bacon on your boobs? More » -
#babes
Hitomi Tanaka Is Oiled Up And Ready For Action
Why, hello again, Hitomi Tanaka. You're looking as busty as ever. And you even thought to get all oiled up for us! Really, you shouldn't have. (We're just kidding. You absolutely should have.) More » -
#babes
They Make Showertime Oh So Fun
We always thought we preferred the dirty girls—but Nuts's collection of photos of girls in the shower is giving us a renewed appreciation for the sudsy side of life. (nuts.co.uk) -
#bikini
At The Bikini Car Wash, Baby
You know what the best part about a bikini car wash is? The car gets clean, but we're still dirty! (holytaco.com) -
#messy
"Got Milk?" Has Got Nothing On Alena Nikiforova
We're not exactly newcomers to the erotic possibilities of a jug of milk, but even so, we think that Alena Nikiforova has achieved something rather brilliant with her "Telki" photo series. More » -
#celebrityskin
Cindy Crawford Fulfills Adolescent Fantasies Everywhere
We couldn't begin to guess how a picture of Cindy Crawford, naked and covered in shaving cream, is supposed to send a message about proper skincare—but that's probably why we're not editors at Allure magazine. More » -
#video
Cristina Del Basso Shows Us Proper Rack Maintenance
It seems this epidemic of dry, aching boobs is more rampant than we thought. Good thing so many lovely ladies are willing to take off their tops and demonstrate how to keep breasts properly lotioned. More » -
#babes
Bianca, You Dirty, Dirty Girl
We knew Bianca Beauchamp was a dirty girl... but we had no idea how filthy she could get. Bianca, if you need help cleaning up, we can give you a spongebath anytime. Just say when. More » -
#fetish
Wet! Messy! Shaving! Girls!
There's shaving everything, and then there's shaving everything—as advocated by this promo for the Cueball Network, which looks a bit like porno for the glabermaniacs and the wet and messy fetishist set. More » -
#boobs
Further Research Into The Fascinating Field Of Big Boobs And Milk
Boobie Blog has secured more funding for their research into big breasted women and their inability to drink milk. Their most recent study involves Jenny McClain. Isn't science wonderful? (boobieblog.com) -
#fetish
My Old School: Life at the "Fetish Academy"
It turns out that all of "Fetish Academy 3" is in German, so I was unable to understand what exactly goes on there. Beyond the gap are some of my guesses, based entirely on appearances. -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Ho-ho-holiday Pranksters
Every family's got the jokester, the trickster, the kookie cousin who turns things upside down for fun. Guess what? We've got 'em too. Join AlwaysArousedGirl after the cut and see for yourself.
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#boobs
Big Boobs + Milk = Sexy Mess
The elite team of scientists over at Boobie Blog have picked up on an interesting phenomenon: busty women really do seem to have a hard time drinking milk. While they're attempting to secure funding for their study, we'll be busy doing some supplemental research. (boobieblog.com) -
#fleshflicks
Drill, Baby, Drill
This oil crisis is really hitting us hard and it seems that everyone finally agrees that it's important to find alternative sources of energy, because not only are people still paying nearly $4 a gallon for gasoline, our nation's supply of baby oil is running dangerously low. How will giant-breasted women wrestle for fun and profit without the sweet slickness these petroleum-based products provide? On the other hand, wind and solar wrestling doesn't sound like it would be very entertaining. We better to get to an offshore rig fast. More » -
#hardcore
Hot Mess: Top Ten Sexy Messy Videos
If there's one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it'd have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it's cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don't worry about getting your clothes dirty. That's part of the fun!). -
#photography
Emmanuel Poncelet's Lickable Nudes
We've never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we'll just have to take his word for it. Truthfiully, though, we didn't care what it's called as soon as we started clicking through his galleries and found ourselves trying to lick our cinema displays, because his work is just that darn lickable. And the perfection of each image made sense too once we read his bio and learned that he's an electronics engineer turned erotic photographer. Maybe he'll use his expertise to come up with a drool-proof computer monitor someday? More » -
#massage
Stories With A Happy Ending: Top Ten Massage Sex Videos
Going to a massage parlor is a lot like visiting a wondrous fairy tale land. They are secretive mystical places (difficult to find even when hidden in plain sight) where heroic good guys (massage therapists) battle threatening ogres (undercover snitches) and the normal rules of this world no longer seem to apply. In fact, whenever a friend of a friend spins a yarn about how an ordinary backrub magically transformed into a full-blown erotic adventure, you almost can't believe your ears. Yet, as these ten videos artfully demonstrate, sometimes dreams really do come true ... and they all lived happily ever after. More »

























