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Goodbye, Megarotic; Hello, Megaporn

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

Fans of stalwart tube site Megarotic may have noticed that the site has gone through a small makeover in the past week: there's a new name (Megaporn), a new color scheme (pink!), and a beefed up player (it's bigger!). Unfortunately, even with all the fancy newness, the site still has its problems—most notably, with that beefed up new player. Like the old player, it requires you to look at an ad while the video loads, and has an annoying pop up that comes in while the video's getting started. As an added bonus, the Megaporn player features many other annoying overlays that get in the way of the video watching experience. Um, awesome? Of course, as long as they have good content, we'll keep watching (and secretly cursing their crappy player).

· Megaporn (megaporn.com)

Working Stiff: Top Ten Office Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:45:17 EDT

Excited as we are to be packing up and heading home for the weekend, there are a few things we always miss about the ol' 9 to 5 grind whenever we're not at work. You know, things like that comforting drone of copy machines in the background ... the cool, gently flickering glow of overhead florescent lights ... and especially all those the intraoffice blowjobs, the desktop sex sessions, and the lunchtime masturbation breaks. Wait, your office isn't like that? Well, you might want to consider looking for a new employer—we hear some of these places are hiring! Better hop along after the jump and start checking out our roundup of the top ten office sex videos—we're sure the resumés are going to start piling up pretty quickly once word gets out about what kind of benefits these companies are offering.

Hot Office Fuck (redtube.com)

Amateur Doggystyle Office Fuck(pornhub.com)

Fucking in the Office (megarotic.com)

Fuck colleague in the office (megarotic.com)

Turkish Horny Secretary in Office (megarotic.com)

Homemade couple caught on spycam 0028. (megarotic.com)

Office fuck and creampie (megarotic.com)

Office CCTV - Girl Caught Masturbating (megarotic.com)

Nice Office Blowjob!! (megarotic.com)

Horny Secretary #2 (megarotic.com)

Hot Messes: Top 25 Amateur Facial Clips

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:20:07 EDT

Let's face it: sex is messy business. Sometimes that can get pretty annoying, like when you have to re-wash your freshly laundered sheets after a super hot fuck session. But usually a certain amount of fuss and bother is part of the price you pay for having a good time. When it comes to facials, however, getting messy is pretty much the entire point—and when it comes to sexy messes, facials are definitely worth breaking out an extra roll of paper towels for as far as we're concerned. We'd normally celebrate our love of a good old fashioned gooey facial by running out and getting one of our own, but since we're all dressed up today and have already been to the cleaners four times this week we figured we'd enlist the help of some fresh and willing amateur faces instead. Find our top 25 amateur facial clips after the jump.

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altra super sborrata (yuvutu.com)

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a face spaying (yuvutu.com)

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Blasen und schlucken,Sie liebt es... (yuvutu.com)

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Blow Job & Facial (yuvutu.com)

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ZORRITA DE PARLA (yuvutu.com)

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face fuck... (yuvutu.com)

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hot asian (yuvutu.com)

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suck part 3 (yuvutu.com)

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Cum of my Catty (yuvutu.com)

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blow and cum (yuvutu.com)

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GF Suckin (yuvutu.com)

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Beth (yuvutu.com)

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girl in the river (yuvutu.com)

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xxxceptional face an facial (yuvutu.com)

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Sticky Queen Ball Gag Facial

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Blowjob an facial (xtube.com)

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Facial (xtube.com)

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givin my GF a great facial (xtube.com)

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hot girlfriend recieving cum on her face (xtube.com)

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Hardcore facial on white girl. Afrique (xtube.com)

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girl take facial in bath (megarotic.com)

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Nice Amateur Facial Cumshot (megarotic.com)

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amazing facial for nice looking brunette (megarotic.com)

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blonde amateur girl getting facial (megarotic.com)

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Black beauty get a nice facial with a load of sperm (megarotic.com)

"Me And My Girlfriend": Looking In The Eyes Of Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:27:58 EDT

There's two kinds of porn viewers out there (only two!): those who find it erotic when actors look directly into the camera while fucking, and those who are creeped out by it. We think everyone might move into the latter camp after viewing this "concept" piece by video artist Fernando Sanchez. He complied a series of homemade amateur porn clips into one massive video—but just the parts where one or more participants decides to break the fourth wall. These scenes definitely take on a different, possibly uneasy feeling when you're forced to focus your attention on these unguarded moments: who exactly is watching who? (But the really big question is if these eyes are the window to the soul of porn, do you really want to see what's in there?)

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· Fernando Sanchez (thankgodforconceptualart.com, via box-mag.com)

Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher

Jonnobot — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:22:43 EDT

We're not sure if this is the same video that was at the center of a certain much-publicized case in San Diego last year (though the distinctly non-San Diegoan language we hear in the background is making us doubtful), but we do know that it's an excellent example of just how spoiled kids are these days. Back in our day, when we wanted to get a peek up our teacher's skirt we had to concoct an elaborate scheme involving bribing the janitor to use some extra high-gloss wax on the floor of our classroom and/or putting mirrors on our shoes, and now all you have to do is play around with the video record button on your cellphone and you're all set. (We could also tell you how we had to walk twelve miles in the snow every day just to get to school in the first place, but you get the idea.)

· "Student Films an Upskirt of his Teacher in Class" (Megarotic - thanks Blakeley)
· Top thumbnail via this teacher upskirt video instead, because you try getting a decent screencap of the main one we posted (YouTube)

Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Gone Really Wild

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 18:16:41 EDT

Today's Flesh Flicks pick is pretty inspiring because even though Teanna Kai and Jana Cova have been stranded in a barren tropical wilderness and forced to revert to primitive hunter-gatherer survival techniques, they're still carrying on like brave adventurers. Of course, it helps that they have each other ... and a really, really long extension cord. Even the wildest savages can't live forever without a steady power supply for their vibrators. That's what separates us from the animals, after all.

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· "Teanna Kai & Jana Cova" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: One On One (Plus One More) Mentoring

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:05:24 EDT

We had a tutor once—for Spanish class; we got a C—but none of our sessions ever went quite as well as this one. For starters, we didn't have a horny blonde girl sleeping in the top bunk in our room and encouraging the tutor to do naughty things. All we did was conjugate verbs, and not very well. We're not saying we got cheated out of our education, but our dorm life was severely lacking in threeway opportunities and we still don't know how to say much more than "Adios, muchacho."

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· "Fun With The Tutor" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: The Great (Sorta) Outdoors

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:17:14 EDT

This is another case of misleading video labels, but to us it's really a case of misplaced priorities. The whole point of finding a nice secluded lakeside spot is so that you can get back to nature and you know ... fuck outdoors. That gets a lot more difficult when you don't leave the comfort of your automobile. You can fuck in your car in any parking lot or highway, but if you're going to waste gas driving all the way out to the countryside you might as well take advantage of the scenery. At the very least, you should bring a picnic basket.

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· "Fuck In Nearby Lake" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Brittney Skye's Internal Affairs

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:27:06 EDT

Last week we told you the tale of Briana Banks and her search for the one good cop in a dirty town. Now we see that the tables have turned and it's Brittney Skye who's handing out her own special brand of justice. It's all very dark and sinister, but it's clear this conspiracy of sex and corruption in our nation's police departments goes far deeper than we'd ever imagined. Who can you trust when the criminals are wearing badges? Or getting blown by the people in badges? Actually, we're completely confused at this point, so we're going to go outside and see if we can't get ourselves arrested.

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· "Hot Police Officer" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Briana Banks Sticks It To The Man (And Vice Versa)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:00:07 EDT

Police brutality is a serious issue that Briana Banks is doing her best to combat. It may look she's the latest victim of an overzealous law enforcement officer, but her lack of resistance leads to us to believe that she's actually working undercover for a local community organization looking to take down rogue cops. This is a brave and admirable sacrifice on her part, but we're worried that using Briana for this type sting operation may be a clear case of entrapment. It doesn't really seem fair, but this cop may have got off scot free.

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· "Briana Banks Police Fucked" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Called Up To The Big Leagues

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:57:21 EDT

As the commenter on this video points out, we're not sure how Rocco Siffredi would feel about having one of his videos lumped in with the "amateurs." This movie may look homemade (a.k.a. "low-budget"), but as you can plainly see, the performers involved have clearly done this sort of work before. Then again, the clip was labeled, "We Do It In The Bathroom." Could Rocco have uploaded it himself? Is one of the most famous pornstars in the world that involved in his own self-promotion? Uh ... no, probably not. We bet he has agents to do that stuff for him.

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· "We Do It In The Bathroom" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:21:33 EDT

It's always been one of the oddities (and yes, there are many) of Japanese porn that lady parts are often pixelated to avoid offending sensible eyes, as if the viewer could some how be fooled into believing they were not watching a woman put fingers, penises and other assorted objects into her pussy. There's one thing those pixels can't block out though—liquids. Particularly when they're being thrusted into the air at high speeds. No matter what you think you may be looking at, once this girl turns on the jets there will be no hiding the truth any longer.

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· "Squirtingly Good Sex" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: You Can Never Have Enough Jenna

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:14:36 EDT

What's that you say? Three Jenna Jameson posts in one day was not enough to satisfy your appetite? Well, how about one more for the road? One that reminds us why she's so famous in the first place? Not many people know this anymore, but Jenna was not always a bikini model/corporate spokesperson—she was actually a well-known pornstar. A pretty good one too, as you can see below. Maybe, just maybe, she might have a future in this business.

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· "Jenna Jameson on a shipI" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Rough Hands

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:37:10 EDT

We know this looks like a spa, with the oils and the table and the towels and everything, but this has to be the least relaxing massage of all time. First the poor girl gets manhandled like a third-class envelope at the post office, then there's the jackhammer fucking and all that squeaking. We know the Japanese like to do things a little differently, but this can't be standard operating procedure. That woman may not have gone in there for a rubdown, but she probably needed one when it was all said and done.

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· Massage Sex (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Meet Me In 'Da Tub

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:35:07 EDT

We can't think of any one thing that would raise the value of our property more than the installation of a "sex jacuzzi." (Just look at what it's done for these two.) Or maybe a sex bathtub. Or just a big bowl with soapy water in it. Ok, as long as it's wet and you can have sex in it, it should be more than adequate for our needs. Unless it's a sex shower, because everyone has one of those and that's just lame.

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· "SEX JACUZZI" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Double-Sided Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 17:24:09 EDT

For the first few moments of today's Flesh Flicks selection, you might think you've stumbled on the wrong side of Fleshbot, since it's just two guys sitting around in the nude looking at porn magazines and high-fiving each other. (That's how most guys-only movies start, right?) Then the MILFs show up and it's just two couples getting busy in a sauna. (That's how most straight porn movies end, right?) It just goes to show you that things are never what they seem. Or maybe they're always exactly what they seem. It's hard to tell sometimes.

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· A Day In The Spa (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: When Worlds Collide

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:45:29 EDT

Mondays generally suck and blow, but today's your lucky day, because today's Flesh Flicks feature is two ... two ... two videos in one! If you can't decide which kink turns you on more—the gloryhole or the creampie—now you no longer have to choose. It even reminds of that old commercial. "You got your glorhole in my creampie video!" "You got your creampie in my gloryhole video!" It's two great porny tastes that taste great together! Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

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·, "Glory hole creampie" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: As Advertised

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:04:39 EDT

There are a lot of videos out there to sift through each day for our Flesh Flicks spotlight, and to be honest we don't have time to watch every single one. So if you want to make yours stand out among the crowd, it helps to have a good descriptive title—like"Young Dutch Lesbians," which was was pretty much all we needed to know to put it on our short list. Fortunately, it took just a few seconds to confirm that this video does indeed contain young lesbians ... who might even be actually Dutch. Proper labeling makes every one's life better. (And so do young Dutch lesbians, now that we think about it.)

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· Young Dutch Lesbians (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Happy Birthday From Penny Flame

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:42:50 EDT

We know this video isn't footage from a real birthday party because no matter how good a boy you think you've been over the last year, no one deserves to be attacked by a naked Penny Flame as a birthday present. Maybe if you cured cancer or something this would be a fair exchange, but otherwise this is a big enough gift to last a whole lifetime. Imagine being the first man in history to have his cake and fuck it too?

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· "The Hot Birthday Present" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: A Completely Average Slumber Party

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:10:42 EDT

Is it really necessary to call this a "lesbian" slumber party, since it's already a well-established fact that every slumber party eventually turns into a hot orgy full of moist and panting girl-on-girl action? If porn has taught us anything, it's that we know what's going to end up happening once you get a couple of hot babes together in their nighties, especially when you provide them with a couple of beers to loosen things up: all that screaming you'll start to hear will have nothing to do with the ghost stories they're telling each other. We don't make these rules, you know. (But we do try to enjoy them whenever we can.)

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· "lesbian slumber party" (Megarotic)

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