Goodbye, Megarotic; Hello, Megaporn

Fans of stalwart tube site Megarotic may have noticed that the site has gone through a small makeover in the past week: there's a new name (Megaporn), a new color scheme (pink!), and a beefed up player (it's bigger!). Unfortunately, even with all the fancy newness, the site still has its problems—most notably, with that beefed up new player. Like the old player, it requires you to look at an ad while the video loads, and has an annoying pop up that comes in while the video's getting started. As an added bonus, the Megaporn player features many other annoying overlays that get in the way of the video watching experience. Um, awesome? Of course, as long as they have good content, we'll keep watching (and secretly cursing their crappy player). More »

"Me And My Girlfriend": Looking In The Eyes Of Porn

There's two kinds of porn viewers out there (only two!): those who find it erotic when actors look directly into the camera while fucking, and those who are creeped out by it. We think everyone might move into the latter camp after viewing this "concept" piece by video artist Fernando Sanchez. He complied a series of homemade amateur porn clips into one massive video—but just the parts where one or more participants decides to break the fourth wall. These scenes definitely take on a different, possibly uneasy feeling when you're forced to focus your attention on these unguarded moments: who exactly is watching who? (But the really big question is if these eyes are the window to the soul of porn, do you really want to see what's in there?) More »

Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher

We're not sure if this is the same video that was at the center of a certain much-publicized case in San Diego last year (though the distinctly non-San Diegoan language we hear in the background is making us doubtful), but we do know that it's an excellent example of just how spoiled kids are these days. Back in our day, when we wanted to get a peek up our teacher's skirt we had to concoct an elaborate scheme involving bribing the janitor to use some extra high-gloss wax on the floor of our classroom and/or putting mirrors on our shoes, and now all you have to do is play around with the video record button on your cellphone and you're all set. (We could also tell you how we had to walk twelve miles in the snow every day just to get to school in the first place, but you get the idea.) More »

Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Gone Really Wild

Today's Flesh Flicks pick is pretty inspiring because even though Teanna Kai and Jana Cova have been stranded in a barren tropical wilderness and forced to revert to primitive hunter-gatherer survival techniques, they're still carrying on like brave adventurers. Of course, it helps that they have each other ... and a really, really long extension cord. Even the wildest savages can't live forever without a steady power supply for their vibrators. That's what separates us from the animals, after all. More »

Flesh Flicks: One On One (Plus One More) Mentoring

We had a tutor once—for Spanish class; we got a C—but none of our sessions ever went quite as well as this one. For starters, we didn't have a horny blonde girl sleeping in the top bunk in our room and encouraging the tutor to do naughty things. All we did was conjugate verbs, and not very well. We're not saying we got cheated out of our education, but our dorm life was severely lacking in threeway opportunities and we still don't know how to say much more than "Adios, muchacho." More »

Flesh Flicks: The Great (Sorta) Outdoors

This is another case of misleading video labels, but to us it's really a case of misplaced priorities. The whole point of finding a nice secluded lakeside spot is so that you can get back to nature and you know ... fuck outdoors. That gets a lot more difficult when you don't leave the comfort of your automobile. You can fuck in your car in any parking lot or highway, but if you're going to waste gas driving all the way out to the countryside you might as well take advantage of the scenery. At the very least, you should bring a picnic basket. More »

Flesh Flicks: Brittney Skye's Internal Affairs

Last week we told you the tale of Briana Banks and her search for the one good cop in a dirty town. Now we see that the tables have turned and it's Brittney Skye who's handing out her own special brand of justice. It's all very dark and sinister, but it's clear this conspiracy of sex and corruption in our nation's police departments goes far deeper than we'd ever imagined. Who can you trust when the criminals are wearing badges? Or getting blown by the people in badges? Actually, we're completely confused at this point, so we're going to go outside and see if we can't get ourselves arrested. More »

Flesh Flicks: Briana Banks Sticks It To The Man (And Vice Versa)

Police brutality is a serious issue that Briana Banks is doing her best to combat. It may look she's the latest victim of an overzealous law enforcement officer, but her lack of resistance leads to us to believe that she's actually working undercover for a local community organization looking to take down rogue cops. This is a brave and admirable sacrifice on her part, but we're worried that using Briana for this type sting operation may be a clear case of entrapment. It doesn't really seem fair, but this cop may have got off scot free. More »

Flesh Flicks: Called Up To The Big Leagues

As the commenter on this video points out, we're not sure how Rocco Siffredi would feel about having one of his videos lumped in with the "amateurs." This movie may look homemade (a.k.a. "low-budget"), but as you can plainly see, the performers involved have clearly done this sort of work before. Then again, the clip was labeled, "We Do It In The Bathroom." Could Rocco have uploaded it himself? Is one of the most famous pornstars in the world that involved in his own self-promotion? Uh ... no, probably not. We bet he has agents to do that stuff for him. More »

Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole

It's always been one of the oddities (and yes, there are many) of Japanese porn that lady parts are often pixelated to avoid offending sensible eyes, as if the viewer could some how be fooled into believing they were not watching a woman put fingers, penises and other assorted objects into her pussy. There's one thing those pixels can't block out though—liquids. Particularly when they're being thrusted into the air at high speeds. No matter what you think you may be looking at, once this girl turns on the jets there will be no hiding the truth any longer. More »

Flesh Flicks: You Can Never Have Enough Jenna

What's that you say? Three Jenna Jameson posts in one day was not enough to satisfy your appetite? Well, how about one more for the road? One that reminds us why she's so famous in the first place? Not many people know this anymore, but Jenna was not always a bikini model/corporate spokesperson—she was actually a well-known pornstar. A pretty good one too, as you can see below. Maybe, just maybe, she might have a future in this business. More »

Flesh Flicks: Rough Hands

We know this looks like a spa, with the oils and the table and the towels and everything, but this has to be the least relaxing massage of all time. First the poor girl gets manhandled like a third-class envelope at the post office, then there's the jackhammer fucking and all that squeaking. We know the Japanese like to do things a little differently, but this can't be standard operating procedure. That woman may not have gone in there for a rubdown, but she probably needed one when it was all said and done. More »

Flesh Flicks: Meet Me In 'Da Tub

We can't think of any one thing that would raise the value of our property more than the installation of a "sex jacuzzi." (Just look at what it's done for these two.) Or maybe a sex bathtub. Or just a big bowl with soapy water in it. Ok, as long as it's wet and you can have sex in it, it should be more than adequate for our needs. Unless it's a sex shower, because everyone has one of those and that's just lame. More »

Flesh Flicks: Double-Sided Porn

For the first few moments of today's Flesh Flicks selection, you might think you've stumbled on the wrong side of Fleshbot, since it's just two guys sitting around in the nude looking at porn magazines and high-fiving each other. (That's how most guys-only movies start, right?) Then the MILFs show up and it's just two couples getting busy in a sauna. (That's how most straight porn movies end, right?) It just goes to show you that things are never what they seem. Or maybe they're always exactly what they seem. It's hard to tell sometimes. More »

Flesh Flicks: When Worlds Collide

Mondays generally suck and blow, but today's your lucky day, because today's Flesh Flicks feature is two ... two ... two videos in one! If you can't decide which kink turns you on more—the gloryhole or the creampie—now you no longer have to choose. It even reminds of that old commercial. "You got your glorhole in my creampie video!" "You got your creampie in my gloryhole video!" It's two great porny tastes that taste great together! Why didn't someone think of this sooner? More »

Flesh Flicks: As Advertised

There are a lot of videos out there to sift through each day for our Flesh Flicks spotlight, and to be honest we don't have time to watch every single one. So if you want to make yours stand out among the crowd, it helps to have a good descriptive title—like"Young Dutch Lesbians," which was was pretty much all we needed to know to put it on our short list. Fortunately, it took just a few seconds to confirm that this video does indeed contain young lesbians ... who might even be actually Dutch. Proper labeling makes every one's life better. (And so do young Dutch lesbians, now that we think about it.) More »

Flesh Flicks: Happy Birthday From Penny Flame

We know this video isn't footage from a real birthday party because no matter how good a boy you think you've been over the last year, no one deserves to be attacked by a naked Penny Flame as a birthday present. Maybe if you cured cancer or something this would be a fair exchange, but otherwise this is a big enough gift to last a whole lifetime. Imagine being the first man in history to have his cake and fuck it too? More »

Flesh Flicks: A Completely Average Slumber Party

Is it really necessary to call this a "lesbian" slumber party, since it's already a well-established fact that every slumber party eventually turns into a hot orgy full of moist and panting girl-on-girl action? If porn has taught us anything, it's that we know what's going to end up happening once you get a couple of hot babes together in their nighties, especially when you provide them with a couple of beers to loosen things up: all that screaming you'll start to hear will have nothing to do with the ghost stories they're telling each other. We don't make these rules, you know. (But we do try to enjoy them whenever we can.) More »

Flesh Flicks: All Alone?

Here's one we missed from our "caught in the act" bonanza from last week. Even private bedrooms are not safe from the dedicated pervert and his hidden camera, although the lovely woman in this instance must not be too concerned about prying eyes after seeing the way she flaunts her pleasure in front of that poor unsuspecting teddy bear. He didn't ask to be put in that situation, but then again, he doesn't seem to be trying too hard to leave either. More »

Flesh Flicks: The (Almost) Silent Era

We don't know exactly what year this particular movie was released, but it must have been way back in the early days before the porn talkies were invented. That was when they they knew how to tell a story with just some creative camera work, a few knowing glance and ... okay, maybe a few grunts. But you can't complain about the dialogue if there isn't any, right? You may have to watch it several times in order to pick up all the subtle clues and nuances of this complicated tale of mystery and intrigue, but that's the joy of classic cinema art. The sex, on the other hand, sort of speaks for itself. More »

Flesh Flicks: Let's Put On A Show!

Unlike our earlier adventurers, the woman in this video isn't trying to hide from anyone; in fact, being seen by the camera is kind of the whole point, especially since seeing her work that toy on grainy surveillance footage just wouldn't do it justice. We're also not entirely sure that she's an actual "college girl"—but when you're as enthusastic about what you're doing as she seems to be, who cares what your credentials are anyway? More »

Flesh Flicks: There But For The Grace Of Study Hall Goes Us

The guy in this video reminds us a lot of our younger selves—studious, hard-working, and devoted to his academic career. (We don't like to brag, but we got pretty good grades back in the days before the smut got to our brains.) In fact, this is a fairly accurate re-creation of our college experience ... except for the part where the six Japanese schoolgirls kidnapped us, forced us to watch porn and then had their way with us sexually. That happened ... er, never. But the part where our genitals are blurred out seems strangely familiar. More »

Flesh Flicks: The Cleaning Lady

Even though scrubbing toilets ranks somewhere near the bottom of our own personal list of funtime activities, we can still understand how some people develop a fetish for cleaning—cleaning up after others, watching someone else clean, getting rubbed down with a scouring pad. Let's face it, if you're going to have sex in the bathroom it's nice to do it knowing that your tiles are spick and span. What we don't get is that even if soap scum removal turns you on, when it's all said and done you invariably end up with a bigger mess than when you started. Of course, then you need clean up again ... which just gets you revved up again ... it's a vicious and sparkling clean cycle. More »

Flesh Flicks: Lezley Zen Welcomes You To Megarotic

No, Megarotic isn't one of the evil Transformers: it's the newest entry in the video porn sharing universe ... and one that is sorely needed, if you ask us. Our usual suspects have grown a bit stale, and technical issues and changing business plans have made a few of these websites more trouble than they're worth. We don't know what will become of this site as popularity takes its toll on quality control and bandwidth expenses, but as long as we can keep embedding hardcore clips of Lezley Zen for you, then we'll be pleased as punch. (That's almost as pleased as a guy fucking Lezley Zen would be, if that helps you make sense of it all.) More »