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· The Kink Report (socialkink.com)

OK, so maybe in some ways "Doctor Adventures" is not that kind of groundbreaking work: the title alone should tip you off that it's little more than a rehash of Brazzers' paysite of the same name. But what is interesting about both the site and the DVD is that contrary to all those tight white uniforms that August, Brooke Belle, Devon Lee, Claire Dames, and Rachel Starr are busting out of, this isn't your standard naughty nurse porn at all: these women are female doctors. Which, to anyone with a particularly fine-grained medical fetish to feed, is a totally different thing from 99.999% of the rest of that hot babe-with-stethoscope action out there. Who says there's no such thing as progress in porn?

· "Doctor Adventures" (DVD info @ Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
· Doctor Adventures (doctoradventures.com)

julesjordanvideo.com
doctoradventures.com

While the cover of "Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley" promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander's scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it's hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

The inappropriate gynecologist is certainly Porn's version of the Nazi scientist, but we are made to wait to decide whether this is a fleshier version of "Little Shop of Horrors" or "Marathon Man."

I talked with former AVN editor Rebecca Gray.

"Are you asking me if women think of gynecologists like the hot pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner?" she asked. "No. (The gynecologist's office) is a different space for your head to be in."

Hollander's face registers growing alarm as the doctor takes his sweet time down there.

"I think I dropped something," he calls, sniffing his fingers. He begins inserting all manner of objects.

"Is everything OK, Doctor?" she asks as he inserts a glass dildo in her anus. "I haven't been sexually active in three months."

"That's a shame," he says. Finally, we get to the porn.

Dr. Probe, after rolling up a fucking machine, does the job himself.

"Is it supposed to feel this nice, Doctor?" Hollander asks.

"Just a natural human reaction," he says. "The instruments can only do so much."

I finally decided that the movie was a comedy and just the soundtrack needed to go. Kudos to Hollander who did a nice slow burn, and to Powers for trusting an audience with a longish scene.

Next up is Sindee Jennings as the patient and Seth Dickens as Dr. Probe. The production does not skimp on medical equipment. Sometimes it's hard to be a woman.

"I'm actually feeling a little bit uncomfortable, Doctor, "Jennings says. "It just feels like you're doing the same things over and over and over."

What makes this movie earn an A for effort is its token attempts to make things look on the up and up for at least a minute or two.

That more or less goes out the window when quintessential porn dude Dirty Harry appears as Guatemalan Doctor to the petrified Cindy Crawford. He speaks Pig Spanish all the way through his scene and at this point the movie becomes high camp (which isn't a bad thing).

Finally, Otto Bauer's scene with Chelsea Rae retreads old ground, but it's still funny. When the good Doctor is finished, he says, "Now get dressed, clean up, and fill out those insurance forms."

This movie is highly entertaining as a collection of scenes that happen to take place in a doctor's office, but something is added (especially in the early scenes) when lip service is paid to something real; that's when "Dr. Probe" gets menacing.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust

· Jim Powers (mrfilth.com)
· Buy "Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion" (jerkoffzone.com)

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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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Medical Pain Sluts

Studio: Bondage Orgasms (.com)
Director: Natali Demore
Cast: Natali Demore, Ashley Renee, Eden Wells, Harmony Rose, Natalie Minx, Katja Kassin

Review by: - GP

The first vignette sets the scene. "Institutional Fraud" features Katja Kassin and Demore discussing how they defrauded both the penal and psychiatric industries by faking insanity to avoid jailtime. Luckily, they are thwarted by USA PATRIOT Act technology, as their conversation is monitored by Harmony, who looks positively Amazonian compared to the two barefoot scofflaws in her BDSM heels.

Harmony imposes a number of punishments on her wards, including the novel approach of smacking Katja every time Natali does something bad.

"Legs Open; This is for your own good" announces Demore in the next scene, "Multiple Personality Disorder", in which she is the nurse charged with helping Ashley Renee decide if she likes girls or boys.

The scenarios are darkly humorous, and sexy. Girl-on-Girl cruelty has more of a ring of truth about it because it seems like Friday night at the Saddle Ranch.

Diminutive director/star Demore told me that she "discovered" liking to bind, gag, and torture people, and that she was good at it. The femdom model is still not the first picture that comes to mind when people think of dominatrices, however.

"I think we have the element of surprise," she said.

Demore appears on top and on bottom in the final two scenes, first forcibly extracting information from Natalie Minx and then, in "Hypersexuality Aversion Treatment", finding herself on the business end of clamps and clothespins.

This video is furnished with the essentials: a room, a mattress, some mood lighting, and a nurse costume. It also features some fun gadgets, electrodes, and whirring things. That it is made by women who play with the archetype of the naughty nurse, improvising funny lines while putting their victims through the paces of rigorous punishment and training scenes, makes for viewing that is less bleak than hardcore BDSM fare that's all leather and dungeons.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Medical Pain Sluts" (jadedvideo.com)

Previously: Reviews Archive

As part of our recent public health initiative, it's also our responsibility to direct your attention to this new product designed to alleviate the sufferings of anyone experiencing the increasingly widespread problem of Restless Penis Syndrome, which we're afraid might be a side effect of visiting Fleshbot every day. If you should find your sleep habits being interrupted by twitching genitalia (your own or your partner's), we recommend you check out this promotional video clip before YouTube takes it down due to its use of the word "fuck" or before GlaxoSmithKline gets all twitchy themselves and serves up a cease and desist order, whichever comes first. (But don't try to self-medicate by taking Fleshbot off your bookmarks list. Studies have shown that you can still live with RPS and have a happy, productive life as long as you relieve the symptoms on a regular basis.)

· "Deqip for RPS" (YouTube - thanks SJ)

All the usual online video sharing outlets seem to be a bit temperamental this week, but hopefully that won't prevent you from viewing this latest entry in our ever-expanding Flesh Flicks catalog. If only web servers and IT backbones could be cured as easily as the "patient" in this clip. Of course, we always seem to get stuck with the grumpy nurse with cold hands and no sense of humor so this particular treatment has never been offered to us during our yearly physical—and it's not like our blogger HMO would cover it anyway. We guess there's a reason why the slutty Asian nurse fantasy will sadly forever remain a fantasy.

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· Patient Fucks His Hot Nurse (PornoTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

There are two kinds of medical fetish sites: the kind shot in scary-looking operating rooms with even scarier-looking surgical steel implements, and the frankly fake kind which lean more towards hot nurses in cleavage-enhancing uniforms than stents and syringes. If the sight of sutures makes you squeamish, you'll have a much more pleasant fantasy experience at Doctor Adventures, which bills itself as "the first female doctor site on the net" even if we're pretty sure bustological pornstresses like Eva Angelina, Nikki Benz, and Puma Swede wouldn't know a triple bypass from a colonoscopy if it bit them on their well-cushioned asses. Since our favorite part of our annual checkup is getting that lollipop afterwards, these low-intensity procedures are just what the doctor ordered. (Sorry, but when you're talking about a porn site that's all about clichés, it's kind of hard to avoid using them.)

· Doctor Adventures (paysite previews @ doctoradventures.com, via Cayos)
· Thimbnail: Eva Angelina waiting for you to open up and say "Hmm, I wonder if my HMO will cover $24.95 a month for your services?"

Previously: Fleshbot Crush Object™ Watch: Kitty Toxin, Gips Dreams, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Flesh Flicks: Amateur Nursing School, Sexy Restaurant "Nurses", Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish, Sexy Wheelchair Girls, Hello, Nurse!

Aussie hottie Kitty Toxin is a self-described "mad scientist" whose interests include biomedical science, anatomical charts, playing with her two pet rats and assorted spiders, and lounging around in a bathtub while reading books about Dr. Who —all of which would instantly earn her instant Fleshbot Crush Object™ status on their own (especially the Dr. Who part.) But Kitty isn't one of those gorgeous geeks into barren theorizing: she's also an accomplished painter and fetish pinup model, and we can't think of anyone else we've seen online lately who can make a rhytidectomy look so damn sexy; if she didn't live clear on the other side of the planet from us, we'd be booking an appointment on her operating table in no time.

· Kitty Toxin @ DeviantArt (gallery @ deviantart.com; registration required to view some material - via Fluffy Lychees)

Previously: Babes With Books, Fetish/Fashion by Tani Atsushi, Gips Dreams, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Flesh Flicks: Amateur Nursing School, Geek Fantasies, Sexy Restaurant "Nurses", Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish

As if spending too many hours trawling Google's new Patent Search feature for the latest in insertable technology wasn't diverting enough, it's now even easier to keep up with what's going on in the sex gizmo world via the recent official launch of X-RatedPatents.com. which culls the Google listings for things like Breast Implant Injectors and Penile Volumetric Measuring Devices and presents them to you in convenient blog format, complete with their original illustrations. Of course, looking for these things is part of our job description, so we can legitimately claim it's made our day-to-day work more efficient; unless your job involves dildonic research (or sex blogging, for that matter), you'll have to come up with your own excuse when your boss catches you at your desk trying to make your own Lap Dance Liner out of a couple of paper towels and a piece of fine-grained sandpaper.

· Breast Implant Injector And Method Of Use, Penile Volumetric Measuring Device, Lap Dance Liner (all these and more @ X-RatedPatents.com)

Previously: Top Ten Sex Toy Patents, Sex Patents, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

We're not shocked by the idea of cast fetishists getting off on girls wrapped in plaster, but it is a little surprising to see the lengths some people will go to for a bit of fun. Broken bones are never a treat, but wrapping yourself in a full body cast just for the heck it (as far as we can tell, the girls featured here are not actually injured) seems like a lot of work. Imagine the itchiness! Still, if restrictive bracing is your thing, it's hard to beat a good hard cast and Gips Dreams has plenty of girls who are eager to indulge. There's a lot of samples in the free preview galleries, but even if you do decide to become a member, it has to be cheaper than a hospital visit. If you can get your HMO to cover it, even better.

· Gips Dreams (gipsdreams.com via, Otomano)

Previously: Sexy (Sprained) Ankles, Fetish/Fashion by Tani Atsushi, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Meet Encarna Conde, Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish, Cast Fetish, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Gimpix, Recreational Bracing, Sexy Wheelchair Girls, Disabled Nudes Calendar

Ever since people started thinking that it might be a good idea to put foreign objects in their bodies to make themselves look and feel hotter (and we mean manufactured enhancements, not cucumbers), the debate over synthetic engorgement has raged on. We can all agree that boobs are glorious things, though we might disagree on the particulars: some like teeny titties with puffy pink nipples, others like bouncing bazooms that look like they could suffocate anyone within a five foot radius. For those who think bigger is better, the question is whether implants are the best way to deal with this desire or whether it's better to covet than to sport implants. And so, dear reader, we implore you to give your most esteemed opinion.

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Previously: Sugarnips, The Boobs Are Right!, 2006 Blogger Boobiethon, The Page Of Boobs, Boob News @ Bakunyuu Dialog, Booby Fever, Boob-U-Mentary, Federal Boob Investigation, Busty Webshots, Chelsea Charms on YouTube, Titmilker, Big Nipple Bonanza, Peach Candy, Big Boobs, The Megamamma Mmmonastery, Breast Expansion Archive, My Boob Site

Cast and wheelchair fetishes are nothing new to long-time Fleshbot readers (even amputees have had their day), but a niche market gets even more specific with this French blog devoted to cute girls and their adorably broken feet and ankles. The photos featured here weren't really intended to be sexy or erotic—some of these girls might be shocked to find their injuries being fawned over like this—but if seeing ACE bandages wrapped around swollen limbs and ladies limping ever so daintily on their crutches is something you enjoy, then today's a good day for you. Or at least, a better day than these girls were having when they got hurt. Maybe they'll feel better knowing something good came out of it.

· Filles, entorses, b quilles et pied d chauss ("Girls, distortions, crutches and exposed feet") (entorse.canalblog.com)

Previously: Fetish/Fashion by Tani Atsushi, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Meet Encarna Conde, Romain Slocombe: Japan Medical Fetish, Cast Fetish, Errall Amputee Fantasy Art, Gimpix, Sexy Wheelchair Girls, Disabled Nudes Calendar

Despite the fact that their subject matter often includes things like bondage pumps, rubber hoods, casts, crutches, and scary looking medical implements, many of Tani Atsushi's photographs wouldn't look out of place in a glossy fashion magazine or highbrow coffee table art book—though we don't think we'll be seeing any lingerie-clad models in matching neck- and leg brace ensembles in the pages of Vogue anytime soon (especially now that Helmut Newton is no longer with us). Come to think of it, though, why shouldn't fashion magazines start featuring more things like shiny steel forceps and thigh-high latex boots on their pages? Someone get Anna Wintour on the phone for us stat!

· Tani Atsushi (atsushitani.net, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: DVD: "Shock Pussy 2", Fetish Con 2006, O.R.R. Belgium: Medical Fetish Video, Red Light Does Rubber, Video Playpen: Rubber Fetish Fun

While we're on the subject of vulva as art today (and why shouldn't we be?), may we direct your attention to this profusely illustrated and informative site which aims to "help women and men visualize and understand female reproductive and sexual anatomy" through a selection of animated three dimensional renderings you can rotate and play with to your heart's content? Enlightening as the animations are, we can't help but wish there were some enterprising artists out there who'd use these images as the basis for some nice blown-glass 3D sculptures we could proudly display on our desktop or mantlepiece for all our visitors to enjoy. Talk about a kickass paperweight.

· 3D Vulva (3dvulva.com, via sexe.fluctuat.net)

Previously: Videos by Vulvax, The Genital Arts, Digital Art by Jeff Scott, Super Vagina!, "My Online Friends", Pretty Creatures, Vaginoscopio, Imagens, Vulva Projekt, Smell My Vulva

Yesterday's amazing story of an Israeli woman's silicone breast implants repelling a Hezbollah rocket attack is bound to compel millions of women to justify the acquisition of always-on body armor. But in this perilous world, will just regular old silicone implants do? Those who want the first name in protection need only try "Gummy Bear Breast Implants". These high-strength silicone gel breast implants have a tighter molecular bonds in the silicone, making a semi-solid that when cut is similar to cutting into a gummy bear. Or at least that's what the website says—we haven't tried it ourselves. Yet.

· Gummy Bear Breast Implants (gummybearbreastimplants.com)

Previously: Plastic Assets, Invest In My Breast, Boob Grant, Send Ashley to College, Breast Enlargement Simulator, Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame, Ugly Breast Implants, The Breast Expert