#orgasms

G-Shoot Your Way To A Better Orgasm!

Ladies, would you be comfortable sticking a three-inch needle into your ladyparts in exchange for a lifetime (or a couple of months, anyway) of mind-blowing orgasms? One woman in Britain did just that and now she swears by the miracle powers of the "G-Shot". We guess she really does enjoy getting poked! (Sorry.) (dailymail.co.uk)

#howto

Meet Your New Fetish At The Kink Report

Are you eager to try that super hot fetish you keep reading about, except that you don't really know what it means or how to do it? Are you convinced that there's an uninhibited sexual adventurer inside you just waiting to bust out, but that maybe it needs a little coaching along to get started? The good folks at fetish community/porn clearinghouse Social Kink want to help: their regularly updated Kink Report videos will walk you through the basics of fetish play, including foot worship, body modification, and bondage and medical fetishes like the ones seen below. Hardcore kink fans will probably find them a bit vanilla, and they occasionally play like infomercials for leather good. But if you don't know your straight jacket from your Windsor knot, this might be a good place to start. More »

#hardcore

"Doctor Adventures": Naughty Nurses Need Not Apply

Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning "Groundhog Day"-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to keep things fresh. Every once in a great while, however, a porn movie comes along that makes the discriminating pervert deep in our heart rejoice with hope that maybe the adult industry isn't doomed to an eternity of the same old same old after all. More »

#dvdreview

Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More »

#video

Flesh Flicks: Laid Up

Stop us if you've heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment." Actually, now that we think about it, that isn't much of a joke at all. We just hope the man's insurance will cover all this. More »

#video

Really, is there anything more hilarious than watching an uptight, dorky straight white guy encounter the world of electrostim, medical, and latex fetishism for the very first time? (Then again, he did have the balls to get outfitted in a strait jacket and sensory deprivation mask for the sake of "research", which is more than we can say for ourselves.) (revision3.com)

#sexynursewatch

First it was buses, then it was gymnasiums ... and now it's a hospital room. Are there any places where those wacky Japanese don't have sex? (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

#playingdoctor

With health care reform at the forefront of our national agenda these days, maybe we should take a cue from the Japanese to see how it's done ... like making sure that all sexy barely legal schoolgirls get comprehensive full-body exams from their doctors on a regular basis. It couldn't hurt, right? (video @ pornhost.com)

#dvdreview

Evil Nurses: "Medical Pain Sluts"

The best pornography has always reflected the time in which it was created. How else would you describe why America's obsession with not shaving its pubes was so well-represented in 70's porn? Our current healthcare crisis is given a frank look, therefore, in Natali Demore's "Medical Pain Sluts", in which women (the "Sluts" of the title) are subjected to and inflict "Medical Pain". Read our review after the gap. More »

#funwithpharmaceuticals