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If your business is pleasure, how do you separate business from pleasure? For their sexy sex issue, The L Magazine approached over twenty sex professionals, including some Fleshbot Crush Objects like Jamye Waxman and Baby Sinead (as well as someone else you may know ... ahem) to find out how their work effects their private lives. The good news? Yes, they get to take the sample sex toys home with them. (thelmagazine.com: super accurate depiction of sex professional office life from porn-o-rama.com, via)
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Happy Endings: Not Just For Married Men Anymore!
The reach around. The full release. The big squeezer. What ever you want to call it, the post-massage tugjob is a time-honored tradition from luxury vacation spas to seedy Chinatown pleasure shops. When lonely, bored, or frustrated men just want a little something extra from their "relaxation therapy," they always known that a nice tip—and the right answer to "Are you a cop?"—can always get them a nice bonus. But what about female customers? Don't their needs and desires matter? Surprisingly enough, they do! It seems that today's stressed-out women are learning that a well-timed handjob can be on the menu for them as well. There's even this website trend piece to prove it! Both male and female rubdown artists are relaxing tense women everywhere ... and the girls can't stop raving about it. More »
And another friendly reminder to everyone itching to look at smut on their shiny new iPhones today: you can check out Fleshbot's previous iPhone porn coverage here, here, here, here, and here, among other places. Assuming you got yours activated, that is; otherwise you're just going to have to get your fap on the old fashioned way. Ever hear of this thing called the internet?
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Of Bondage And Baseboards: HGTV "Design Star"'s Porn Star
Remember the olden days when you had to settle for the occasional porn star sighting on cheesy reality shows or MTV or cheesy MTV reality shows? Suddenly, HGTV is more than just about flipping houses and designing on dimes: first we hear that one of its former hosts is starting his own naked goth girl site, and now our intrepid colleagues at Gay Porn Blog have revealed that current "Design Star" contestant and Le Corbusier fan Michael Verdugo received some valuable hardware and still life training appearing as "Jeremy Wess" in movies like "Rope Rituals" for legendary bondage producer Tom "Ropes" McGurk.
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Much as we enjoy jetting over to Paris every month to pick up the new copy of PREFmag—and then jetting right back to Fleshbot Central once we have it in our hot little paws—we have to admit feeling a tad guilty about that whole carbon emissions thing. So we're glad that our French friends have sent us a preview of the contents of their latest issue, which include new photos by Fleshbot faves EXTERFACE and Mikel Marton (of Toxicboy fame) and which you'll find after the jump. We'll miss seeing Jean-Luc and Pierre in customs regularly (bon jour, boys!), but at least we'll be resting easier at night knowing that we're doing the envirnomentally correct thing. And isn't that what looking at hot photographs of hot naked men is all about ... or should be?
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PREFMag Is Kind To Trees (And Good For Wood In General)
Much as we enjoy jetting over to Paris every month to pick up the new copy of PREFmag—and then jetting right back to Fleshbot Central once we have it in our hot little paws—we have to admit feeling a tad guilty about that whole carbon emissions thing. So we're glad that our French friends have sent us a preview of the contents of their latest issue, which include new photos by Fleshbot faves EXTERFACE and Mikel Marton (of Toxicboy fame) and which you'll find after the jump. We'll miss seeing Jean-Luc and Pierre in customs regularly (bon jour, boys!), but at least we'll be resting easier at night knowing that we're doing the envirnomentally correct thing. And isn't that what looking at hot photographs of hot naked men is all about ... or should be?
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We're not sure when the very serious journalists at the New York Post started running bikini pictorials, but it's good to know that a paper of such high regard really values those kind of stories as much as we do. And isn't it about time we started seeing some Page 3 girls on this side of the Atlantic too? (nypost.com)
America Loves Busty Heart!
Much of America outside of a certain subset of Boston Celtics fans might have gotten their first eyeful of Busty Heart via recent episodes of "America's Got Talent", but the fact is that the plucky and prodigiously endowed performer has been flopping her ginormous boobs around things like tin cans and beer kegs for years now. All of which amusing enough to watch, of course, even if her knack for self-promotion is really the talent we should all be paying attention to. (bustyheart.com et al.)
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Debating Porn (Again): What Is Obscene Anyway?
"Should there be an obscenity law that outlaws a product that is made with informed adult consent with no laws being broken, and that is increasingly distributed and consumed in complete privacy?"
You can probably guess what our answer is to that question, but apparently some folks still think this is a matter of some debate. That's why the Los Angeles Times threw together a little point-counterpoint between associate professor of First Amendment law Barry McDonald and indicted smutographer John Stagliano. It isn't a debate so much as is it Barry offering up such proof for the value of obscenity laws as, "Because I said so," and John helpfully pointing out that America isn't supposed to work that way. Of course, Stagliano is facing up to 39 years in prison because of these laws, so he's understandably a little touchy about the subject. Maybe next time the lawyer will remember to mention the actual law.
· "Stuff so raunchy, it's illegal" (latimes.com)
Despite the helpful instructions in the introduction to this list of Top 10 skinny dipping topless movie scenes, we think it takes a lot more than just a perfect starry night and a couple of bottles of tequila to make all your fondest skinny dipping fantasies come true: judging from the video evidence, it doesn't hurt to have a film crew and a big wad of cash on hand either. We hear that Kate Winslet won't take her top off and run into the water for less than six figures no matter how much tequila you give her. (unibrow.uber.com)
We've already gone into a fair amount of detail about why that promised iPhone 3G porn revolution certain big media outlets seem so obsessed with lately is just a load of hooey—but it never hurts to have a second opinion about these things. Even if we still seem to be the only ones who think RubMyClit is the best reason to buy an iPhone in the first place. (sfgate.com)
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Dr. Joseph Suglia's 2006 novel "Watch Out" flew under a lot of radars, including ours. As we understand it, the novel has something to do with the assassination of Britney Spears and a man who can't get enough of himself—and judging from Suglia's tongue-in-cheek, egomaniacal MySpace page and some of the copy we've seen ("I am the Him. The absolute being ... The history of humanity is nothing more than a preparation for My emergence into the world."), we're guessing it reads an awful lot like "American Psycho" meets "Myra Breckenridge" Which is not a bad thing. But what really piqued our interest—and what will pique yours, we presume—is the trailer for the upcoming movie of said novel, which features the dreamy Matt Riddlehoover taking pictures of his naked manbits. Is it just us, or do you think someone watched a lot of Xtube in preparation for his role? (We can dream, can't we?)
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"Watch Out": Amateur Web Porn, Now In Movie Form!
Dr. Joseph Suglia's 2006 novel "Watch Out" flew under a lot of radars, including ours. As we understand it, the novel has something to do with the assassination of Britney Spears and a man who can't get enough of himself—and judging from Suglia's tongue-in-cheek, egomaniacal MySpace page and some of the copy we've seen ("I am the Him. The absolute being ... The history of humanity is nothing more than a preparation for My emergence into the world."), we're guessing it reads an awful lot like "American Psycho" meets "Myra Breckenridge" Which is not a bad thing. But what really piqued our interest—and what will pique yours, we presume—is the trailer for the upcoming movie of said novel, which features the dreamy Matt Riddlehoover taking pictures of his naked manbits. Is it just us, or do you think someone watched a lot of Xtube in preparation for his role? (We can dream, can't we?)
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ask the experts
Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone
We know that it's tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that's when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the "Large Penis Support Group" ... well, then you're just showing off. (Or being delusional. Take your pick.) More »
3:50 PM on Thu Jun 26 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Set your TiVOs, folks: Penthouse Pets Heather Vandeven, Melissa Jacobs, and Lux Kassidy will be appearing on Late Night with David Letterman tonight to help Motley Crüe celebrate the release of their new album. Funny—for the first time in our lives, we might actually be excited about listening to Motley Crüe. (cbs.com)
OK, so we've been kind of busting on New York lately (and not in the good way), and we feel bad about that. Really, we do! So this morning, we began making amends by flipping through the online version of New York magazine and lo, after a few clicks it became quite apparent that the city was trying to woo us back: not only did we find a shirtless pic of hockey star and fashion-curious Vogue intern Sean Avery, but two shots of a yet-to-be-identified beartastic Vivienne Westwood runway model. Oh NYC, you really do have something for everyone! (nymag.com)
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iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again
In case you haven't already heard, July 11th is the first day of the rest of your life. That's the day iPhone 3G 2.0: Electric Cellphone Boogaloo will descend from the heavens and bathe us all in the healing light of subsidized mobile interweb global positioning touch screen perfection. But what does that really mean for you, exactly? Lots and lots of porn, of course! Adult content producers are salivating at the idea of providing you with smut on the go, and the mainstream media is fairly frothing at the mouth just yapping about it. The world has changed, people!
Except ... didn't we go through all this last year?
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We wish we could get more excited about the fact that Mario Lopez has "bared" it "all" for People magazine ... but what do you know folks, we're totally not! Especially after NBC had to go ahead and raise our hopes by pixelating his crotchal region in a preview of the spread they ran earlier this week; considering the fact that People airbrushed every last vestige of pube into oblivion, we don't know why they bothered. (Oh, and? Burt Reynolds was like a thousand times hotter anyway.) (towleroad.com)
Hockey Jock Doesn't Speak, Still Carries A Big Stick
Well hello there, dreamily heterosexual Los Angeles Kings right wing Dustin Brown. (Ed. note: That's a hockey team, which is why we used "stick" in the title of this post. Clever, no?) Funny you should wander into the right side of the frame during this (vintage*) ESPN interview with one of your teammates and start peeling off your jockstrap—er, not that we kept rewinding it so we could get a better look at your junk or anything. You know we just watch ESPN for the sports talk, right bro? (Video after the jump.)
