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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by AlwaysArousedGirl: I just tried mine over the weekend and actually loved it. I found the wank-to-wind ratio VERY satisfying. ... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator
The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: Oh, Lux . . . did you just actually say "the, ahem, outer areas"? This is still Fleshbot, isn't it? 4 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo
Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel
Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More » -
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Babeland's Babelicious Flavored Lubes: The Fleshbot Taste Test
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Conrad: Isn't Mojito Peppermint somewhat redundant? You can't make a mojito without mint. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your Weekend In Vibrating Pussies And Asses
You know that feeling when you've got your barely-legal, barefoot and tippy-toed, cornfed and eager Mormon spouse by the ass? (You do? Awesome.) Well, like Matt Hooper said, I've got that beat. We've got a loveseat full of Cyberskin pussies and asses here at Fleshbot West. Can you identify them? More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by MalzyWheels: Holy....You know what kind of women, and how many, I could get for $349? (I'm a long, long way from... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something
For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by chickee510: So, like...where do I sign up to try out $400 vibrators for free? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Creams Rising to the Top
You live life to the fullest, Fleshbot Readers. You fuck anything that moves until it doesn't move. You're lusty and vulnerable (sometimes you cry). Why, then, would you want your cock to be desensitized? More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: Yes, they definitely seem like products for the adventurous monogamous. And if you want to fuck a heroine, Snowbunny, I... 1 Responses | Other threads
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The Bad Boy P-Vibe
I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Snowbunny: Maybe you're really a girl and that's why your prostate doesn't work. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More »
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark
Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: I just have to say, I have felt them from the outside of the glove, on the "oo oo oo!"... more » | Other threads
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The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by DaAntMan303: I don't understand the need for gadgets as a man to get off. I've got two hands that do... more » | Other threads
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Blooming With Bloomy
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More » -
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Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe
The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More » -
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Is The Blowguard The Key To The Best Blowjob Ever... Or Just A Blowhard?
I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MartinAlbus: Oy-Vey...and Jeeze.... Just another step in the Dumbing-Down of society...Now there's even "help" in giving BJ's...What's so hard (err...I mean Difficult)... more » | Other threads
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Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator
It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by DaAntMan303: The special message was down right silly, ffs!!!! more » | Other threads
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Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More » -
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Bound And Gleeful: The Bolero Straitjacket
I've tried many types of bondage: I've been handcuffed, tied up, bound and gagged—and I think, all along, I knew something was missing. I just didn't realize what what was missing: a straitjacket. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by daprincess: i think the models at stockroom are a gift unto themselves. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo
With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by DontFearTheReaper: It looks like a cutlas sword. more » | Other threads
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Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12
The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: This looks great, I'm buying two, right now. :D Thanks, Lux! 4 Responses | Other threads
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Xploring New Territory: The Pink XPlorer Vibrator
You don't want a weapons-grade vibrator that will launch your parts into space, but neither do you want something so insubstantial that it shrinks from your own nether frankness. The Xplorer is industrial-strength and pink. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: It does not sound like a Harley but you do feel like your pipes are going to fly off more » | Other threads
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Anything But The Usual: JimmyJane's Iconic Collection
Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. More » -
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Put It In Your Mouth And Suck It: The Jawbreaker Ballgag
I've been lusting after Stockroom's Jawbreaker Ballgag for—no joke—over a year. It's not every day that someone makes a product that combines BDSM and candy (my two favorite things!). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Snowbunny: How long would the ball last? Is it a big sticky mess after a play session? Did you ever see... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Surprise! It's Intimate Surprises!
Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by daprincess: i was thinking something more along the lines of a nicely wrapped belladonna to help keep my loving pairing going.... more » | Other threads
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The Ophoria Bliss No. 5: Bliss Or Bust?
In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug
Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Sounds very relaxing. you know, after the shower... more » | Other threads
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Will The LingO Make You A Cunning Linguist?
After meeting pornstars, talking to pornstars, and hugging pornstars, my favorite part of the Adult Entertainment Expo would probably have to be all the free toys I was able to pick up. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Kersh: My girlfriend and I picked up a pair of tongue vibes at the everything to do about sex show in... more » | Other threads
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The Imperial: The Vergenza's All Grown Up
When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Has the shape & texture of something one could find at an hardware store for cheaper. /diy sex-toy'd more » | Other threads
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Pleasure No. 6: Just A Dildo, A Suction Cup, And You
What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by hatey: Truly great writing in this post! Canonical, really. more » | Other threads
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The Oui: Oui Or Non?
I'll admit it: I made a rookie mistake with the Oui. I judged a book (well, vibrator) by its cover. More » -
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Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2008
It's December: a time for year-in-review lists and holiday shopping guides. And so, in lieu of a sex toy review, this week we present a list of the top ten sex toys of 2008. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by AlwaysArousedGirl: I own them all. ::high fives self:: The Eleven...omg isn't that one fantabulous toy? 2 Responses | Other threads
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Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure
The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Mangini's Mangina: Pics or it didn't happen. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Enter The Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker
The latest in a long line of passive-aggressive marital aids, the Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker tells you why you can't get a real sex partner (because she's "Ice" cold) all the while allowing you to view your "action" inside a Cyberskin representation of one. That's good for you if you've never "meta" sex toy you didn't like. -
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Ella: The Dildo For The Discerning Self Love Enthusiast
LELO products have always earned high praise from my parts—but it's mostly been due to their well-designed controls (and, ok, the awesome orgasms they've inspired). But is the LELO ingenuity limited to their electronic toys? Or does the genius extend to their motorless creations as well? When the lovely LELO dildo, Ella, fell into my lap (so it speak) it was the perfect opportunity to find out. More » -
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The Cry Baby Vibe: Remote Controlled For Her Pleasure
I've always had a little fantasy about attending a party with a sex toy secretly tucked into my nether regions, with no one around me the wiser (well, except my partner, of course). Unfortunately, the mechanics of most of my toys make something like this impossible—there's just no discreet way to bring the njoy Eleven in public. The Cry Baby, on the other hand, was quite literally designed with this type of excursion in mind. A small, remote-controlled vibrating egg, the Cry Baby's perfectly designed for pleasure in public. Or is it? In order to find out, I took it for a test drive last week. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Snowbunny: I don't think they'll ever master this one, sadly. Not like Bruce Almighty did, anyway. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Getting Jolly With The Jolie Vibe
Earlier this year, JimmyJane announced a line of three "iconic" vibrators, remade in white and sold as "The Usual Suspects." What toys could have been noteworthy enough to receive this treatment? Pretty much what you'd expect. The line contained a rabbit vibe, a vibrating cock ring, and a pocket rocket: all standard, bedrock toys, well accepted in the sex toy community as fundamental must haves for any sex toy connoisseur. More » -
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Going Deeper With The Cyberskin Penis Extension
I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: Hey Baby: Totoro is a groovy, groovy person. more » | Other threads
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Don't Call It A Cock Ring: Meet Bo, LELO's New Toy For Men
High end sex toys are generally thought to be the domain of women. Somehow—shocking though it may seem—classy companies just haven't shown much interest in developing a new wave of pocket pussies (Fleshlight excluded, of course). But that may soon change—at least if LELO has anything to say about it. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cypresso: Any reviews on the Tenga Ona Flip? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Life, Liberte, And Pursuit Of Orgasms
The Liberte doesn't really look like a vibrator. Though really, the Liberte doesn't look like much of anything: with its pale yellow casing, long thin neck, and round head, it doesn't particularly look like any ordinary day-to-day object. Eternal sex toy optimist that I am, it struck me that out of the ordinary looks might lead to extraordinary orgasms. So I did what any good researcher would do: sat down and prepared myself for a long, hard evening of research. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Crystal_Mountain: Something this thorough...I wish I could find a review like that of an anal vibe. I've been squeamish about buying... 2 Responses | Other threads
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