We appreciate how this week's group of bloggers get right to the point. The point being that, while it's nice to think about and talk about and dream about fucking, it's a whole lot more fun to just do it. Also, boobs.

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first we talk-then we fuck

With my face to the pillow, I raise my hips, getting on my knees, pushing my ass out and opening my legs. I moan and purr as I feel his hand run up my thigh and between my legs. His fingers caress my pussy lips and I moan loudly. His fingers tease the wetness and I hungrily push into him. His finger plunges into me and I lose all control.

—At Longing's End

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Smooth Control

Pushing her gently back onto her knees he once again told her to stay, and got up to fetch her bindings. He carefully appraised her on his return, noting the solidity of her nipples, the sweat under her arms and down the valley of her spine, and lastly the swollen dark appearance of her cunt. He ran a finger along her slit possessively, feeling the slippery smoothness of the juices starting to drip from her and his cock jumped.

—Secrets of a Geisha

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The Rain Made me Do It

I had an image - not just a mind image but a whole body evocation - we were lying naked on a bed, in a room warm enough for us to have pushed back the blankets, we were lying curled up and naked, curled up on our sides, and my head was down below his belly and his cock was in my mouth and I held his cock in my mouth and I fondled his cock with my tongue and I sucked his cock sweetly, pensively, as if it were a pacifier that brought me contentment and peace.

—Submission & Metaphor

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Geranium Kisses

I'm not afraid to open my mouth for his cum (and that look in his eyes as he swiped it from my cheeks and I sucked it off from his fingers), not afraid to suck his cock (do you want to do this or do you want me to make you do this?), not afraid even when he gripped my neck and choked me hard, holding it there and holding my breath, pressing down on my chest so that it hurt, breathing (if you pass out, you'll wake up to me fucking you). No, none of that, and not the pain when he slapped me, not the way his lips devoured my clit, the way his fingers made my cunt throb for more.

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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Bath

I notice my own throb beginning and my stroke becomes heavier, sweat dripping onto the pages below. My breath becomes more heavy than a pant, as I slosh more hot water onto my cunt, grabbing it whole in my palm, like a piece of fruit being rinsed under water.

—Library Vixen

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Fucking & Making Love

My mind raced. There's so much I wanted to do to her, with her. All that ass talk earlier made me want my fingers in her there, to get out the little plug I'd brought to leave at her place (her further homework), wanted to plow her ass hard and make her scream. I won't do that, yet, of course, it'll take some time to work up to it. I wanted her to stay on her knees, ass in the air, while I gripped her hips and fucked her slow and hard. I wanted her on her knees, mouth full of spit eyes looking up at me as she sucked me down.

—Sugarbutch Chronicles

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· Thumbnail Star Jami Deadly, via My Fetish Diary (www.myfetishdiary.com)
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Yes, beautiful butch Syd Blakovich dons a bright red wig (the better to match April Flores, of course) and lingerie, and looks fabulous. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here.

"Behind the Red Door" envisions a dreamy dollhouse in which Doll #12 (April Flores) moves from room to room, inspiring erotic encounters with every opened door. The dolls play show and tell, dress up (and undress) for each other, and, of course, fuck: with fingers, toys, and any available body parts (including feet!)...and the result is a delicious, wonderful experience.

Because we have a serious crush on Syd Blakovich, we found ourselves most enraptured with her scene (for those who love her best as a butch—she loses the wig fairly quickly). Syd and April are, in a word, electric—their passion for each other is obvious...and we, frankly, are just grateful they allowed a camera to be in the room when they consummated their lust.

But don't think that Syd and April's scene is the only one worth watching: Kelly Shibari and Ashley Blue offer equally enticing experiences, both on their own and with April—and the mysterious Matador takes April to the limit.

Through it all, the film is carried along by a rocking soundtrack, which—combined with the arty, accomplished camera work—gives the film the feel of a very erotic music video. If MTV screened stuff like this, well...we might actually have a reason to watch MTV. (Of course, if MTV actually showed music videos, period...oh, nevermind.)

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Wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd. What, we're supposed to believe that you got that way from reading books? Or playing video games? Ridiculous. You know what makes people go blind? Masturbation. People with glasses may or may not be nerds, it's about a 50-50 chance. However, there's a good chance that a person with glasses is a chronic masturbator.

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This video illustrates a basic principle of economics: she supplies the gorgeous body, the body demands to be touched. From time to time, stimulus is needed, and the cameraman will revitalize the market by silently slipping a finger into her ass. Brilliant. It's videos like this that caused us to fail high school economics.

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We know what you're going to say. "But guys! He's just trying to stimulate her G-spot!" We'll have you know that spot is Satan's speed dial. You can tell by how she's writhing and jumping around like she's possessed. A move like that'll get you sent to hell! However, the mouth fucking is a'ight.

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And frankly, it's just as hot to watch her deepthroat as it is to watch her pleasure herself. Each task requires serious attention, knowledge of personal limits, and zen-like concentration. We just don't know which to watch! Luckily, her husband is considerate enough to keep the camera moving while he gets head. Hey, we guess guys can multi-task after all! Enjoy this gender equality right here.

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In fact, more often than not we find we can't pull ourselves away from bed and into the real world until we've had that one last wank...or watched someone like Brandi Love have one, anyway. From us to you, a Monday morning gift: here's hoping Brandi's sweet flesh will make that cruel, cold world seem just a little bit kinder.

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What's your interpretation? Did the lovely lady get caught rubbing one out on the beach—or is she just in the middle of some crotchal adjustments that happened to get recorded by the camera? Take a peek at some more pix (follow the link below), then let us know your thoughts in the comments.

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The blame is the worst: "If your mouth was on it, it wouldn't have popped out and gored you." "If you could have just stayed still..."

But this product, a little sleeve of externally ribbed Cyberskin, allows her to firmly grip your Shafted One as if it were a bicycle handlebar (Which it IS, right? RIGHT??), theoretically less vulnerable to losing control when she stops to take a breath or otherwise shout praises to Jesus, as she'll have her hand firmly clasped around you.

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Myself, I'm not sure why you would want to stay with someone who doesn't have the presence of mind to keep a firm grip on that which is most important to you, but everyone needs a little help some time.

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True, it's not the nakedest scene (or, well, even naked at all), but it's got us tingling in all the right places. Though whether that's a testament to Thomas Jane's ladykilling abilities, or just Lauren German's seductive air, we'll never know (though after a bit of thought, we're kinda leaning toward the latter).

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Enter the Hiney Can. Literally. From either end!.

This ingenious product features a "Fanta Flesh" vagina on one end and an anus on the other, stuffed into a tube that resembles a Heineken can. Until now, I don't think a mere marital aid has ever trumped the experience of making the sex with a real human, but you have to admit that the Hiney Can eliminates the middle woman, until the expression "too drunk to fuck" loses all meaning and disappears up itself; you are fucking Drunk Incarnate.

Get me a fuckable Jagermeister bottle and Heidi Fleiss a fuckable meth lab and we are never leaving Nevada again.

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What nature denies us, technology delivers, right? Let us all say a little prayer of thanks for the geniuses who develop these big toys...and for the women, like Carla Cruz, who love to take them.

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This collection of videos showcases some spectacular shows of ejaculating talents. Leave the fireworks at home, because we're expecting a lot of scattered showers tonight.

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But it does have the Hello Kitty vibrator in it, and since it's not a porno, as far as we're concerned, that's some straight up mainstream crossover. And hey, even if it's not, it's Candice Lewald naked. Are you going to object to that?

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