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Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:55:32 EDT

If you've ever wanted to read about what it's like to get people to talk about their sex lives and then masturbate on camera, let "Barcelona Sex Project" director Erika Lust explain it all for you. (And if you'd rather just look at some on-set pictures of people talking about their sex lives and masturbating on camera ... well, we're pretty sure she can help you with that too.) (interview @ msnaughty.com, via thesexcarnival.com)

(Not So) Extreme Sophia, But We're Good With That

Gram Ponante — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:30:12 EDT

Extreme Sophia climbs the carpeted stairs of her duplex, her mouth half open with a dreamy look that is supposed to suggest nymphomania and sex fatigue. All I can think is: I have seen this duplex. "Follow me," she says to us, and then proceeds to look at a magazine. Tease.

A collection of vignettes previously released on the web, "Extreme Holly Goes Solo" is an interesting document of solo porn culture, the type of low-overhead material shot in areas of the country (Arizona, Nevada, Florida) where the condos are redolent of tanning spray and the talent all have strong legs (they are dancers) and vocal fry from hustling lap dances. It occupies a venerated place in my heart, because I think: when I was in college, people like Extreme Sophia would have had her hands full slinging dollar beers but today she has a duplex and expensive boobs.

With chapter titles like "Fucking a Sponge," the movie isn't Belladonna/Bridgette Kerkove-level extreme. Instead, Sophia is reminiscent of Memphis Monroe and Kayden Kross in her blonde and well-proportioned wholesomeness. Of course she's only fucking a sponge. Similarly she fucks a hairbrush and a Barbie knockoff. Would that she'd also fuck my Griffin iCurve! Now that would be extreme. Especially if I was using it at the time...

After a distracting hair-color change (the movie's scenes were shot over a few months), Sophia inserts plastic cutlery into herself. Still not so extreme that she wouldn't be welcome at the GawkerMedia family picnic, which is good, because I'd be uncomfortable if she was the attention-seeking type.

Anyway, it turns out the duplex was not the same as the one in which I'd met Kiara Marie. The walls were different, as were the railings. I guess I'd become engrossed with the carpeting.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Extreme Sophia Goes Solo" (gamelink.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bring Me The Ass Of Jamie Lynn (Or, "Stroker Ass")

Gram Ponante — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:55:09 EDT

Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker.

Let's forget for a moment that something so disembodied can even be associated with the delicious Penthouse Pet it was modeled from. For now, let's just look at Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker for what it purports to be: a reasonable simulation of her anal dimensions.

Myself, I was able to get a thumb and my index and middle fingers in there. After that I think Ms. Elle would have found it difficult. But it felt about right.

Since I get these things for free (thanks, Topco!), I wasn't too aware of comparative price points, so I wasn't able to determine whether a vaginal/regional was as or more expensive than the specific model quivering on my fingertips. What I wanted to know was what made one preferable to the other.

I asked a neighbor in the next office, a director of thoughtful mainstream coming of age films.

"If you were 14 and couldn't get a real person," I asked, "would you rather a big doll, a combo ass and pussy, or something like this tube?"

To his credit, he didn't reply that at 14 he wouldn't have needed anything other than ambient oxygen and 45 seconds. Instead, he gave the best answer of all:

"I would want the smallest thing possible to hide from my mother," he said.

· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)
· Buy Jamie Lynn's Anal Stroker (sensualadvisor.com)

Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:50:38 EDT

Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what "The Dirty Dozen" was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

Vintage Sex Ed Booklet Is Hilariously Well Informed

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:33:59 EDT

We were all set to rail against this 1970s sex education manual, because old people are funny and confused. It's called "A Boy Today ... A Man Tomorrow"—which we think is also the title of a DVD we saw over here one day—and it's the story behind those strange things that are happening to your testicles when you're a teenager. Since it's from 1972 we just assumed that it gives a lot of hilariously outdated advice about sperm counts and masturbation and such, except that ... it doesn't! It actually dispels the myths that jerking off (it actually says "jerking off"!) makes you insane, that penis size doesn't matter, and that "experimenting" with other boys at camp won't damn you to hell. Why, that's not funny at all! That kids today can get a better sex education from a 30-year-old pamphlet (that also reminds them to trust in God) than they can from our government is actually kind of depressing. Maybe they have a chapter on that too!

· A Boy Today…A Man Tomorrow (weirduniverse.net)

Sweden To Sex Toy Shoppers: Vaginas Only?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:05:46 EDT

Following a government mandate two months ago, Swedish pharmacies started stocking their shelves with sex toys (including some of our favoritest ones ever). But hasn't been all orgasms and, uh, more orgasms since then: two men have complained that state-run pharmacy Apoteket discriminates against men by only stocking vagina-friendly sex toys. Apoteket claims that as soon as someone makes a quality sex toy for men, they'll start stocking it. Obviously, we haven't started exporting Fleshlights in return for all those ABBA records. (thelocal.se)

Asia Carrera's Final Frontier

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:41:36 EDT

We all look forward to a future where virtual reality and automated dual-pleasuring fembots allow us to have thoroughly realistic sex with any pornstar of our choosing. But what if the pornstars don't want us? What if, instead of replicating themselves for our carnal amusement, they build their own series of Terminator-like fuckborgs that never age, never get tired and never forget the foreplay? When that day arrives, it will be dark one indeed for us air-breathing meatbags.

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· "spaceship fuck" (Megarotic)

High Above The City: Top Ten Rooftop Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:15:42 EDT

If your Mile High Club membership card is still in the mail, consider aiming for a slightly less lofty goal: sex on a roof! Though it might not be quite as daring as doing it on a plane, it still comes with its own set of thrills — the excitement of doing it in (semi)public, the danger of doing it way high up. Or if you're not up to that advanced level of sexual experimentation, just watch someone else do it. It's almost as fun as being there yourself ... and you won't have to worry about falling off.

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shamelessly masturbating on rooftop (youporn.com)

Rooftop Sex Action (megarotic.com)

crazy bitched fucked on building roof P1 (megarotic.com)

German Blonde (megarotic.com)

Amateurs on Rooftop (megarotic.com)

Orgy on the roof (megarotic.com)

Roof Blowjob (megarotic.com)

Summer gets her pussy licked by Sarah (pornhub.com)

Paola Rey getting some good sex on the roof (pornhub.com)

Natasha fucked on roof terrace 6 (redtube.com)

Smokin' Hot: Top Ten Sex With Cigarettes Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT

In the mood for some seriously hot porno action? Well, the ladies in these clips are so hot, they're literally smoking! All jokes aside: smoking may have fallen out of public favor over the past few decades, but for some reason, we still find it sexy. Or maybe we find it sexy because it's so bad? We'll leave that debate to all the budding sexologists out there. For now, you should just enjoy these video clips, because your computer monitor still can't give you secondhand orgasms. (We don't think.)

BLOWJOB WHILE SMOKING!! (megarotic.com)

angry smoking lady masturbates on bed (megarotic.com)

Doggy Style with Cigarrette! (megarotic.com)

Angie's Smoking Pussy (megarotic.com)

Natasha Nice TitFuck Smoking (megarotic.com)

Smoking Hottie rubbs her Nipples (megarotic.com)

Smoking Slut 2 (megarotic.com)

one teen couple smoke and suck (megarotic.com)

Facial while Smoking (megarotic.com)

Blowjob and Smoking (redtube.com)

"Barcelona Sex Project": Real People, Real Orgasms

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT

During our time on this job, we've found that the best way to get people to talk about their sex lives is simply to ask them. (Or don't, because most of them will tell you even if you don't want to know.) But an even better way to learn about what makes folks tick sexually is to get them in front of a camera, find out what they're into ... and then maybe have them get naked and masturbate in front of you. That seems to have worked for director Erika Lust and her latest effort, "Barcelona Sex Project." Three men and three women talk about their private lives and sexual feelings and then oblige the audience with an on-camera orgasm. It's simple, it's honest, and way more interesting than any "Real World" confessional. (Watch the trailer below.)

· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (dailymotion.com)
· BARCELONA SEX PROJECT (lustfilms.com, via pussycalor.com)

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Previously: Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

High School Girl Vs. Old Man: Battle Royale

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:30:18 EDT

We've witnessed more than a few epic battles in our time, but few have been more compelling than that of High School Girl vs. Old Man. Initially, the matchup seems uneven: High School Girl is armed with youth, looks, and some sweet masturbation skills while Old Man has nothing more than a video camera. But that meager weapon proves more powerful than we could have expected! Of course, in the end, neither High School Girl nor Old Man really triumphs: the true winner is you, gentle viewer. Didn't think you were that powerful, did you?

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· High school girl vs. old man 8 (megarotic.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Ever Ready

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:15:00 EDT

Keep your wits about you, as this week's roundup of the best sex writing on the web puts the jump on those who stay on their toes. It's just a stroll with a platonic friend—until she pulls you close. A john seems to have a simple fetish—until the ropes come out. Flirting with a new girl at the swing club is fun—until she panics. Answering a call is routine—until you're masturbating in your truck. Even the most poised stripper may be surprised when a client turns out to be a pretty big cheese.

Turn on a dime with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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At The Front Lines of the Patriarchy: Conversations With God in the Titty Bar

God gestures at the woman on stage. "What is this shit? I'm fucking bored. Fucking shit, this is fucking boring. I have more money than fucking God, and this bitch is fucking boring me with this shit."

Poor God. Soon he fixates on the boy next to him again. He's so handsome and cute, with big muscles. God's definitely got some bisexual tendencies. He's telling the boy that he's got more money than God and buying us all drinks, drinks, and more drinks. Shots, beer, ladies champagne cocktails. I suck my cranberry and sprite down fast so the waitress can sell another one, another one, another one. I'll be peeing all night, but it's my patriotic duty to the titty bar to sell as many overpriced ladies drinks as possible.

- Hobo Stripper

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A Foot Tickler

Earl had to reposition me to a bedpost and tie me up so that my feet and legs were up in the air. He doubled up on all of the ropes to be sure I wouldn't break free. Then the tickling began and my violent reactions recommenced. For a second time, I ripped at the ropes until they failed, allowing me room to slouch upwards and grab Earl so that he would stop the incessant tickling. The whole time this was happening I had a huge hard-on. Every once and awhile Earl would run his hand over my dick—just slightly—and then return to tickling my feet—which spasmed even after he stopped tickling me.

- College Hookerboy's Hot and Disturbing Weblog

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The Ride

I worked at the button of my pants with one hand, and kept the other steady on the wheel. I heard him breathing on the other end as my hand slid in my pants, and beneath my panties, and I gasped.

"Holy shit. I'm soaked."

"Ahh, good girl," he breathed through a groan. His groans were so hot.

It didn't take long before I felt my pussy starting to pulse. I did every single thing he told me to do. Behind the wheel of my truck, I was my own slave, responding only to his words as they dripped with far away desire.

- Red Rose Confessions

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Kung Fu Theater

Stroking her face again I took her mouth, her tongue. Mmm I wonder what this tongue would feel like on my body. I grabbed her round soft ass in my hands and squeezed her tightly against me. Her leg raised, I grabbed it and held it aloft as I sucked her mouth and felt her ass. My dick prodded against my jeans pleading to feel her. All of her.

There were noises in the street.

Out in public.

I broke free.

Old Asian Man doing Tai Chi, glancing at Pree and I against the tree.

The Dirty Details

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Lunch Meetings

His blonde eyes rivaled my own in intensity and his dimples curved like commas around his bright, white smile. This boy was too pretty for me.

So how did I find myself sitting across the booth of a local brew pub, sipping my water with lemon while he finished a raspberry wheat? Potential.

Our meeting was unconventional but my desire to mar that pretty blonde hair with my wet, pussy-slick fingers was purely animal.

- Forever Mistress

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Club Tantra: My Experience, Unabridged Three

Charlie and I were on the same wavelength; we knew, without a word, that we had to initiate slowly with them. Mr. Hunky was far more amenable, but it was up to her. It was up to her and me. It's always up to the women in group-sex situations. She opened her eyes and looked over at us a few times. So virginal in her curiosity! So unspoiled by the scene! She needed nurturing from a soft woman's lips, the lips of someone who accepted her trepidation and allowed her to hold the reins in her silent, submissive way.

"May I kiss you?" I asked, kneeling next to her at a respectable distance.

- Lust Life

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·Thumbnail from Vivid Starlets (vividstarlets.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

Richard X. — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:20:36 EDT

We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters?

• TrashleyDupre.com (preview and "membership access" info @ trashleydupre.com - or just wait for it to show up on the video sharing sites momentarily)

Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

"Give Me Pink 4" Gives You More Pink (What Else Did You Expect?)

DCypher — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:30:25 EDT

Some of you might think that hot hardcore porn is all about guy on girl or guy on girl on guy or girl on girl or some other combination of guys and girls, but always involving multiple partners. Not so! In fact, sometimes there's nothing hotter than what a girl can get up to all by herself, as evidenced by the latest installment of Cruel Media's "Give Me Pink" all-solo girl DVD series.

The content on the "Give Me Pink" DVDs is culled from the website of the same name, and we don't envy the good people at Cruel Media for what must have been a difficult task in assembling their newest compilation: it can't be easy sifting through all that foootage of insanely beautiful women squirting and fisting themselves to bring us the proverbial crème de la crème. The very prospect is enough to make even the strongest-willed of men weak in the knees.

Maybe that’s why they chose a woman to do it: Directrix Clara G serves up a hot dish of hot chicks working over their hot selves with hot pink jelly dildos. The release features 7 solo scenes running over 3 hours starring Tanya James (with whom we are smitten), Alexis Love, Angie Savage, Sonya, Peaches, Eve Angel, and Zuzana Z (no relation to Zorro). Each one starts out her scene with fingers and gradually moves on to several different types (and sizes) of toys, and the sheer variety of positions and insertions is enough to elevate the title considerably above and beyond its virtually nonexistent competition. (Oh, and did we mention we're smitten with Tanya James? Just checking.)

• "Give Me Pink 4" (DVD info + previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)
• Give Me Pink (givemepink.com)

Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:50:59 EDT

We know that it's tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that's when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the "Large Penis Support Group" ... well, then you're just showing off. (Or being delusional. Take your pick.)

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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)

For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I've worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he's gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he's into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn't but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don't know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?

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· Female First (femalefirst.co.uk)

I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

i've read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.

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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)

Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn't have to do anything in return?

I've no real experience with other men, but I've often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she's in a long-term relationship. She didn't see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn't want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she's "not over" me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

Rubbed Out: Remembering Ayveq The Wanking Walrus

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:35:32 EDT

There's a somber mood today here at Fleshbot East as we just learned about the tragic death of an American legend—Ayveq, the masturbating walrus. Dead at age 14 of a bacterial infection, he loved his devoted fans (and himself) for many years at—where else?—the Coney Island Aquarium. Please have a moment of silence before petting your own walrus later tonight. (brooklynpaper.com)

Four-Eyed Monsters: Top Ten Girls In Glasses Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Dorothy Parker once commented that men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. Much as we admire Ms. Parker, we're going to have to disagree with that statement. In our experience, there are more than a few men (and women) who find four eyes to be just as sexy as two. Sometimes, even sexier! But don't just take our word for it: we've rounded up the hottest selections of thick-rimmed naughtiness for your edification. There's only ten, but it will feel like 20/20.

Blonde Milf with Glasses (megarotic.com)

Busty Amateur Girl Fucked (megarotic.com)

Amateur Sweet Annes Anal Lesson (megarotic.com)

Horny lesbians pussy licking (pornhub.com)

He rides her towards a warm facial (pornhub.com)

Chick with Glasses getting cummed (redtube.com)

Sunny Fucking Outdoors (shufuni.com)

Find Your Position (shufuni.com)

A Ride On The Wild Side (shufuni.com)

Desk Job (shufuni.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Get There If You Can

Fleshbot — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:00:00 EDT

If not for the Big O, would we even bother taking off our clothes? Some might say that getting there is half the fun, but we're not sure we believe that line of happy crap. The bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are definitely keeping their eyes on the prize: they play, they tease, they torment, they edge, and eventually they come so hard it's surprising the police aren't summoned. We like the way they roll ... and judging from what they have to say, they're pretty pleased with themselves too.

Don't deny AlwaysArousedGirl what she's got coming to her after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Don't Fucking Cum

"Make me cum. Don't stop until you make me cum."

Sweat beaded his forehead, and as for me, I was incoherent, murmuring demands as we played deeper into taboo. It was the purest form of teasing. Every five seconds now. I was so close, so close I began clawing at his back, willing him to stay inside and thrust against my clit until I could shake out hard spasms around his cock.

On top of the sheets with the light on and your mom watching -

- Zoe Has Sex

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Too Darn Hot

There, our bodies together, I ground my hips slowly against her, using her favorite stroke to bring her pleasure, before moving to faster, straighter strokes to satisfy my own desires. My own moans peaked into a grunt as I started to come inside of her, and I silently shivered on top as I spurted into her over and over, and she cooed happily at the sensation of my orgasm inside her.
Too darn hot, my ass.

- At Longing's End

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Irish Bitch

I saw my face red and bruised. She pressed the sole of the boot against my cheek, and ground it in forcefully while I watched.

"I want you to tell me something bitch," she demanded. "I want you to look at yourself very, very closely and tell me if you have ever, ever in your life, looked as beautiful as you do right now."

As I started to answer, I came again. There was no genital contact; I simply came. "Never," I howled, "oh Jesus fuck I'm coming…oh God, Jesus, never, never!"

- Stations of the Cross

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Risqué Abstracts #30

I can almost feel you … a crescendo of come, splashing over my cunt, down my thighs. I want to see your eyes close with pleasure, hear you gasp and cry out.

~I'd love to come over your body; watch you stirring your fingers through my come, smoothing it into your skin.

I love that. Is your heart beating faster?

~You know it is. Is yours?

It's pounding. As is my cunt.

- Home

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fucking someone before midnight

I pulled his boxers off, and looked at what was before me. He was cut, which was how I like it and around 7 and a half inches. Ever so slowly I licked up his hard dick, teasing him. I knew he wanted me to do more, but I enjoyed depriving him for a few seconds longer. I licked the around the head, circling it with my tongue. I could hear him gasping, and I put him out of his misery. I opened my mouth, and let in his cock. It slid down my throat, and as it did I let my tongue caress the sensitive underside. I stayed at the base for a minute, and then unleashed the raw energy I had wanted to let out for hours. I bobbed up and down ferociously, sucking hard. I grabbed his tight ass, and pulled it up towards me, elongating his thrusts.

- Diary of a gay dad

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First fantasy

He pushed another pillow under her bottom and looked at her.

"Rub".

She knew He meant rub His cunt. She pushed her fingers down between her legs and slid two fingers into her hole, pushing them in and out, her eyes meeting His, her bottom lifting and her legs parting further. Once her legs part wider she knows she cannot ever pull them back. They were not as wide as they could be, but they were wide.

- EJK's slave

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Thumbnail via Real Orgasms (TGP/preview gallery @ gallys.realitykings.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

"A Series Of Controversial Dildonics": Think Globally, Fap Locally

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:45:48 EDT

San Francisco's annual Arse Elektronika events sees the sexiest of the geeky (or the geekiest of the sexy) trying to outnerd each other with fabulous sexual inventions that are impractical, implausible, and exactly what you want for Christmas. It's also a great way for tinkerers of this sort to experiment with new and wacky ideas. Like, say, a vibrator that's hooked up to the U.S. Geological Survey and only buzzes when there's an earthquake somewhere in the world: you just plug it in, turn it on, and ... wait for a completely unpredictable natural disaster! Only trouble is that when your own "Big One" finally arrives, it's tempered by the realization that a building might have collapsed somewhere with people trapped inside. Talk about a buzzkill.

If that's not depressing enough, try the dildo that puts you on a self-imposed sex strike based on the measurements of certain political and social facts. For example, if you set a "tolerance limit" of two Iraqi civilian deaths a day, then on any day where civilian deaths in Iraq exceed that number, the vibrator is locked out and you can't use it. No one dies and you're free to jack it! Awesome! Also creepy!

Obviously, these inventions are more Statements than useful masturbatory devices—it's probably better to imagine how a 8.5 quake would rock your hoo-hah instead of waiting for one. But the attempt to tie your daily orgasms to events affecting other people on Earth is a fascinating concept.

Both of these projects are being developed by a group called Cho-Yaba to compete for the "Golden Kleene" award at the next Arse Elektronika this fall. We're very interested in seeing the final results, even if given what we've seen so far their third as-yet-unveiled project—something called the "Perpetual Erection Machine"—is almost too spooky to contemplate. Even for us.

· a series of controversial dildonics (free.fr, via Slashdong)
· Controversial Dildonics (cho-yaba.com)
· Arse Elektronika 2008 (monochrom.at)

Let's Get Physical: Top Ten Sports Porn Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:20:41 EDT

Before we became professional porn watchers, we spent a good chunk of our time in front of flickering screens watching sports. Alas, our busy porn trawling schedule means that we don't get to kick back and watch a good game as often as we like. But there are some days when we happen to find some porn with a little bit of sports mixed in—which gives us the best of both worlds! No, we still don't think that water sports cut it as "athletic activity" (no matter how much energy you spend covering the floor in rubber sheets)—but for other fun things involving bats and balls, check out today's roundup of some of our favorite sports porn videos after the jump.

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Football Ball in Pussy (megarotic.com)

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Football Stadium Blowjob! (megarotic.com)

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Bat Rammed In Her Ass (megarotic.com)

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Cheerleader Play (megarotic.com)

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Lesbian with a tennis racket (megarotic.com)

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Tennis Court Blow Job (megarotic.com)

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Fucking in Bowling Club (megarotic.com)

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cheering for help (megarotic.com)

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wrestling blow job (megarotic.com)

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Jamie in boy's locker room 2 of 3 (megarotic.com)

More Euro 2008 Porn: Games? What Games?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:55:35 EDT

We have a confession to make: The real reason we like to write about European soccer smut is because European soccer games are generally on during the middle of the day in the U.S., and that gives us an excuse to watch sports on TV when we're supposed to be looking at porn. (Unlike the rest of our nation's workforce, who are secretly watching porn during the day when they're pretending to do whatever it is they do for living.) Of course, if our bosses ever caught us not looking at porn, we'd be in big trouble. So this video collection of girls masturbating in soccer uniforms is the perfect cover! And once the games are over, we're sure we'll be able to find another use for it too.

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· Football Chick from Sweden

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· Football Girl playing
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· Female Football Fan masturbates

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Previously: Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes

What Will Porn Stars Do (And Not Do)?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:30:31 EDT

Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump.

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Out of 900 porn stars, the following numbers would do the things listed below:

Solo: 875

Girl/Girl: 804

Boy/Girl: 770

Boy/Boy/Girl: 571

Fetish: 569

Blowjob: 542

Softcore: 393

Interracial: 375

Boy/Girl/Girl: 358

Swallow: 318

Toys: 291

Anal: 242

Girl/Girl/Anal: 233

Bondage: 220

Handjob: 174

Double Penetration: 151

Creampie: 146

Orgy: 137

Gangbang: 125

Blowbang: 80

Squirting: 75

Smokes: 62

Foot Job: 55

ATM: 46

Bukkake: 36

Double Vaginal: 28

Boy/Boy/Girl/Anal: 12

Boy/Girl/Girl/Anal: 12

Acting: 11

Double Anal: 4

· Source: What Will Porn Actresses Do? (thedeets.com)
· Images via Ask Jolene

iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:20:58 EDT

While our more geeky siblings may be excited about about the iPhone 3G's GPS capabilities and new applications, there's really only one thing that interests us about it: the faster download speeds, which of course means quicker access to porn. And it seems we're not the only ones who are looking forward to rubbing one out to BigSausagePizza.com with greater convenience during work hours, as you'll see in the video below. Really, what else were you going to use that fancy piece of equipment for anyway? Checking those spreadsheets on your Enterprise server? Please.

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· iPhone 3G: Guided Tour from FOD Team and Seth (funnyordie.com)

A Very Lively Life Drawing Class

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:40:34 EDT

We've participated in quite a few life drawing classes over the years ourselves, and have always enjoyed sketching different models in different locations. Yet somehow we've never seen a model display quite so much enthusiasm, nor have we ever seen an art class disrobe in solidarity with the model. We're tempted to find out if this class has any openings—though if we did get a chance to participate, we'd probably have hard time getting any art work done. Maybe we should just stick with Dr. Sketchy's after all?

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· art class (megarotic.com)

Wedding Fever: Top Ten Honeymoon Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:30:32 EDT

There's a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we've never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there's that whole honeymoon sex video thing: after all, a June bride never looks lovelier than she does when her dress is hiked up to her waist as she's getting pounded in a fancy hotel room somewhere. And what better way to break in that video camera your uncle gave you as a present?

Check out our selection of the top ten hottest honeymoon videos after the jump. A wistful tear may not be the only thing you'll find yourself wiping away.

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Honeymoon (megarotic.com)

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Couple Showing Honeymoon Tape (megarotic.com)

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Horny ex-wife (megarotic.com)

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Honeymoon Night of Busty Blonde Milf (megarotic.com)

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honeymoon fuck (megarotic.com)

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Bedroom Fuck HoneyMoon video (megarotic.com)

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Jenn honey-moon (youporn.com)

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wedding (youporn.com)

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Hong Kong Honeymoon BJ (youporn.com)

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New Bride gets fucked by the Boyfriend (megarotic.com)

Wet Fun In The Summertime: Top Ten Pool Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:30:39 EDT

As the official beginning of summer gets closer and the mercury starts to rise, our thoughts naturally turn to how nice it would be to have our own pool to splash around and get cool in, and how bitter we are that we don't have room for one in our apartment. Then again, owning a pool involves a fair amount of responsibility—as you'll see in the clips below, not only would we have to worry about proper filtration methods and regulating the water temperature so our next ~~orgy~~ neighborly get-together didn't feel like it was taking place in a giant vat of pea soup, there's also the tricky question of inviting just the right mix of our hot lesbian friends over and making sure we have enough scuba gear for any impromptu underwater blowjobs that might happen. Still ... we can dream, can't we?

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Underwater blowjob and cumshot (megarotic.com)

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Lesbian Pool Party(youporn.com)

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Busty Venezuelan babe, Lizeth, gets fucked hard by the pool(pornhub.com)

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She gets fingered by the pool at a party(pornhub.com)

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Denisa D Pool Pt 1(pornkolt.com)

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Sex in the Pool!

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Kathryn sucks in Whirlpool (redtube.com)

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under water (megarotic.com)

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After-fuck bath (megarotic.com)

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hot amateur threesome in a pool and shower (megarotic.com)

Masturbation Impossible: Sequoia Redd Conquers The Great Outdoors

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:20:07 EDT

It hasn't been long since we introduced you to hedonistic hippie chick Sequoia Redd, but she already has a new project in the works that we're very excited about: your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to masturbate in public, get it on film and (presumably) not get caught. Actually, it doesn't even matter whether you're brave (or foolish) enough to take this on yourself, because Sequoia has already risen to the challenge with this "Masturbation Impossible" clip. It's the first of what she promises to be more public adventures, which are not just about seeing a girl ejaculate in the par but are also a statement about ... something. (Actually, can we just get back to the jerking off in the park?)

· Masturbation Impossible (full video @ masturbationimpossible.com)

Previously: Meet Sequoia Redd: Tree Huggin' Hottie

Girls' Night In

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:10:05 EDT

With all that talk about certain feel-good summertime chick flicks buzzing about lately, we here at Fleshbot thought it was high time to start organizing a girl's night of our own. You know, one where we could just stay home with a couple of our BFFs and pop some popcorn, put on a good movie, get naked, gossip about vibrators, start jacking off... and maybe even touch each other's boobs! Wait, that's not what your girls' night looks like? Are you sure you're not doing something wrong?

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· Amigas Masturbadas (megarotic.com)

Flesh Flicks: Lying In Wait

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:10:00 EDT

Someone may have told you at some point in your life that spying on people is wrong. Unless you are spying on hot chicks in the bathroom, of course. You should never let decorum or a silly think like "good manners" stand in the way of that. Why? Because if you get caught the reward will not be embarrassment, a beating, or a trip to the police station. That's just a myth! Every good Peeping Tom knows that the best reason to stand outside a woman's room and jerk off is to get her attention, so that when she decides to pick a stranger for hot, anonymous sex that stranger will be you! Yes, we're pretty sure that's correct.

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· "Peeping Tom gets more than he deserves" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

National Masturbation Month Reaches Its Climax

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 May 2008 11:40:00 EDT

Missed last Sunday's SF Masturbate-A-Thon? SF Weekly has a wrap up of the event, complete with a photo gallery. If you flip through the pictures real fast, it's almost like you're actually living it—doubly so if you're touching yourself at the same time. (And try not to forget Portland's Masturbate-A-Thon this Sunday! It hard to believe the month is almost over!) (masturbate-a-thon.com + blogs.sfweekly.com + masturbate-a-thon.org)

Memorial Day Weekend Special: Top Ten Outdoor Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:35:29 EDT

With a long weekend ahead of us and (finally) some nice weather in the forecast, we're looking forward to spending as much of our holiday outdoors as we can. As while we're lounging around in the park watching scantily clad hotties cavorting in the sun, our thoughts will no doubt be turning to ... well, exactly what you'd expect our thoughts to be turning to in a situation like that. We might be content to merely savor the fantasy of hooking up in the great outdoors, but the amateurs in today's video assortment have no such inhibitions of their own. Talk about a weekend really worth remembering.

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Monique Madison latino hot public outdoor sex (megarotic.com)

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Daisy (pornkolt.com)

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Lesbians having Fun in the Snow (redtube.com)

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Dutch girl outdoor fuck (megarotic.com)

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Suck/fuck outdoors (youporn.com)

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Angel Beach Masturbation (redtube.com)

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Hot Teen In Bikini Gets Banged (pornkolt.com)

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Outdoor Sex (redtube.com)

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Amateur Vid (part 1) (youporn.com)

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Sex on Rollerblades (redtube.com)

It seems we're not the only ones getting ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:20:53 EDT

It seems we're not the only ones getting in on the masturbation celebration action: Chicagoist posts a list of 45 fappable people, places, and things from the Windy City. If only they'd provided us with some pictures too ... (chicagoist.com, thumbnail from Flickr Babes)

Giving It The Old College Try: Amateur Dorm Sex Video Roundup

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:10:04 EDT

Like many of you, our bright college years were full of wild parties, drunken episodes of self exploration, and, of course, a lot of sexual experimentation. Sadly, sites like XTube weren't around when we were getting our diplomas, so we had no way of preserving those magic moments for posterity—unless you count that one frat party when someone pulled out that Betamax recorder, but we're sure those tapes have disintegrated by now. These days, however, horny college kids have no such problem, so to celebrate their sexual freedom and their ability to record it we nostalgically present a roundup of some of our favorite amateur college dorm sex and solo videos. It's almost enough to make us want to go back to school, but somehow making our own adult continuing education videos at this point just wouldn't be the same.

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College dorm orgy (pornkolt.com)

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Hot Blonde Strips to music in dorm room! (megarotic.com)

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Best dorm room fuck ever (megarotic.com)

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Amateur student blowjob

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Nintendo Fangirls (megarotic.com)

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Dorm room masturbation (pcdnv4.xtube.com)

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Dorm sex take 2 (youporn.com)

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College Dorm Room Sex Part 3 (megarotic.com)

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College girl masturbating (pcdnv4.xtube.com)

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Libby Stripping for her X

If you're till searching for a way to celebrate ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:40:20 EDT

If you're till searching for a way to celebrate National Masturbation Month, tune in to GameLink tomorrow for a live performance of Nina Hartley masturbating continuously for three hours. And if you're really in a celebratory mood, see if you can keep up with her for the whole time. (gamelink.com)