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It's National Masturbation Month... Are You Ready To Fap It?
There are many reasons to love May: Mother's Day, Memorial Day weekend, the first few hints of summer weather—but the most important one of all is that it's National Masturbation Month. More » -
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National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone
We all know that May is National Masturbation Month, but did you also know it's National Orgasm Month? Which probably isn't a coincidence—but is it a coincidence that Masturbation Month is also Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month? Even that may seem appropriate, but why is May also National Salad Month and National Barbecue Month too? Not to mention National Bike Month and Good Car Keeping Month? (We can't even figure out if it's National Salsa Month because of the dancing or because of the stuff you put on tortilla chips.) That's a lot of months for just one month, but we decided to get in on the spirit of things and pay tribute to some of the other special made-up holidays of May ... the only way we know how, of course. (By the way, when is National Porn Blogging Month again?) More » -
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Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat
Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More » -
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Masturbation Or Sex: The Difference Is Clear
Many of you fancied yourselves experts when it came to telling the difference, but only one of you could win our Masturbation or Sex? contest. So congratulations to kmbear, who scored an astonishing ten out of ten on our little quiz; we'll be contacting you via your Fleshbot commenter page to let you know how to claim your fabulous prize. Everyone else can click through to see the answers, which may come in handy the next time you're asked to distinguish between hitting it and, uh, wacking it. (Hey, you never know.) More » -
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Masturbation Or Sex: Can You Tell The Difference (And Win A Sex Toy)?
Sure, you've been masturbating for most of your life ... but do you really know what masturbation looks like? As part of our monthlong celebration of masturbation, we're offering our readers a chance to show off their fapping smarts ... and win a pretty fabulous prize in the process. More »
