· Fotos de Marilyn Manson y Stoya en Londres (marilynmansonen.blogspot.com)

So we're feeling pretty affected by the rumor that Stoya might have traded our affections for those of the former Mr. Von Teese, Marilyn Manson. Can it really be true? Oh Stoya... just say you'll still marry us anyway, once they finally make it legal for people to marry websites.

· Stoya Dating Marilyn Manson? (genesisonline.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year's Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender. Hey, it's an even longer way to No. 1 from No. 15, so we guess she can use all the help she can get. (egotastic.com)

· Seems like the sex in that Marilyn Manson video is a little too real for some people. We're still traumatized about it even if it turns out to be fake, so what does it matter? (mtv.com)

· The domain Porn.com has been sold for over $9.5 million. "DirtPipeMilkshakeMILFs.com", however, is still available for a much lower price—so don't give up your hopes of being an online smut mogul just yet. (sys-con.com)

· Presidential candidate Mitt Romney did not have sex with his wife before they were married. Don't we all feel a little safer now? (mineralwellsindex.com)

· A business owner hopes to take her fight against Alabama's sex toy ban to the Supreme Court, mostly because she wants to hear John Paul Stevens say the word "dildos." (montgomeryadvertiser.com + xbiz.com)

· A New York state legislator proposes that exotic dancers be required to have a license to strip. It sounds like some people should need a license to govern. (avn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

How does a rock star who used to make a living shocking suburban moms get back into the music game, while simultaneously getting over the end of his marriage to a famous pinup model? If you're Marilyn Manson, you shoot some "wild" sex scenes for your next video with your new barely-legal actress girlfriend who is half your age. (Oh, and don't forget to cover your naked bodies in blood, for that extra creepy goth vampire vibe!) Not surprisingly, that strategy also works for Spanish-language act Los Planetas, who may or may not be getting over a bad breakup with their video that comes about as close as you can get to showing actual sex without actually showing real sex—and replaces the fake blood with monkey outfits and banana blowjobs. We're not really complaining about the continued sexification of the music video medium, but we are wondering why more artists don't just use clips from actual porn movies and stripper-filled cable TV shows instead. That way, musicians save money on smoke machines and we get better tunes to go along with our smut. Everybody wins!

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· New Marilyn Manson Video - "Heart Shaped Glasses" (stereogum.com - thanks George)

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· Los Planetas - Alegr as del Incendio (dailymotion.com)

Previously: Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Beneath The Planet Of Sexy Music Videos: Original Cast, Son Of Still More Sexy Music Videos: Meet DVJ Bazuka, "Put Your Hands Up For" Sexy Music Videos, Queen's Naked "Bicycle Race"