The Days Of Parody Porn Are Numbered: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

It's meta-spoofs like this that keep Leslie Nielsen alive and well. More »

Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"

When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know? More »

"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. More »

Tristan Taormino's "Rough Sex" Gets Us All Choked Up

This past April, Tristan Taormino and Penny Flame gave us an introduction to rough sex; now Tristan's upped the stakes (and the roughness) with the first installment of her brand new series, "Rough Sex." More »

"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More »

For Whom The "Belle" Tolls

Celeste is an artist of unprecedented proportions, who transforms women like the beautiful Jana Cova into masterpieces of breathtaking pornographic wonder, embedding them in her sugary visions and bestowing them with immortality in the process. More »

Popshots Of The Week! "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" Edition

We know that secretaries are trained by attending sensible home-town junior colleges for a lot less money and heartache. Nevertheless, the liberal arts graduate in us really wants there to have been rope bondage involved. More »

"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump. More »

"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant

Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress. More »

"The Four" Is Coming ... Eventually

Regular readers of this site will know that Ninnworx_SR's "The Four" is one of the most eagerly anticipated porn releases of the year, especially among those of us who eagerly anticipate anything involving hot porn chicks in chain mail wielding giant swords. After much pleading, threatening, begging, and cajoling, we've finally gotten Ninnworx_SR (via our friends at Black and Blue Media) to share this exclusive first hardcore preview gallery from the movie with us. More »

(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"

This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »