· It looks like Kelly Brook forgot to put on pants ... again. It's like the poor girl can barely dress herself these days. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· OK, so we're pretty sure that Lindsay Lohan and Donna Karan are just really good friends and not, like, actual lesbians. But what can we say? We're suckers for alliteration. (popoholic.com)

· You saw the pictures of Mischa Barton's "nude" scene; now see the (short, and not very explicit) video. The flesh-colored underwear isn't fooling anyone. (egotastic.com)

· Sophia Loren gives a preview of her not naked photo session for the 2007 Pirelli calendar. Not bad, huh? Did we mention she's old enough to be your grandmother? (thesun.co.uk)

· In what could be the scariest news item of the year, Mike Tyson has reportedly been hired to turn tricks at Heidi Fleiss' new "Stud Farm." A convicted rapist with anger management issues working in a brothel? Yeah, this is going to end well. (starpulse.com)

· A Japanese man was arrested and accused of stealing over 5,000 pairs of shoes (and renting a warehouse just to store them), because the smell turns him on. The first 4,000 or so weren't such a big deal, but then it started to become a problem. (mainichi-msn.co.jp - thanks Mike)

· When it comes to hard-core video game sex, nobody beats ... Canada? We should've known something kinky was going on up there. (ctv.ca)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The randy but always well-intentioned folks at World of Wonder sent along this version of the soul-deadening Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex video that has been edited for prudish Fleshbot readers general, hopefully lawsuit-free consumption. Narain's smoky voice, full of vocal fry and indifference, is clearly the reason why Farrell wants this video expunged from all memory and probably why the normally-rakish actor seems so passive, as if repressing his inner Covey in a booze-forgotten pub crawl version of "The Plough And the Stars". Thrill as Narain tries to change the channel the way Ian Anderson plays the flute; wonder what the name of the white cat is; and seethe along with us as the (allegedly) mercenary vixen watches television through her fifteen minutes of litigiousness.

Something good may eventually come of these exercises in the form of an "All Your Base Are Belong to Colin Farrell"-style mashup craze circa later this year.- G. Ponante

· "Good Clean Porn" (worldofwonder.net)

Previously: Colin Farrell Sex Tape, Kinda, GawkerMedia Dursted!, Cameron Diaz Video Lawsuit Threat

Radar goes hunting for the reason why B-list actor Jared Leto has been able to land A-list babes like Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson and Lindsey Lohan ... and finds the secret of his success via porn actress Corina Taylor, who says he's "the most I ever had to work with. There's definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work." Considering that her resumé includes such titles as "10 Man Cum Slam #3", "5 Guy Cream Pie #10" and "Droolin' and Toolin'", we assume she knows whereof she speaks—and until we're able to find photos to prove it, we guess we'll just have to take her word for it too.-RM/JD

"Jared Leto's Oscar-Worthy Part" (Radar)

See also: Jared Leto Is Hot and Jared Leto Is Hot 2 (Yahoo! groups; registration required)

Previously: Jake Hangs Right, Male Celebs Uncut (or Not), The Bulge Research Institute, Male Celebrity Bulge Report