Fleshbot: malaysia

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:00:43 EDT

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they're not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you're not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my)

Police in Malaysia continue to arrest folks...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:45:41 EST

Police in Malaysia continue to arrest folks attempting to sell DVDs featuring that sex scene starring former health minister Chua Soi Lek, which may explain why no one's yet come forth with any reliable links where we can see the damn thing ourselves. Come on, folks—if you're going to go to jail for distributing this stuff, at least make it mean something! (thestar.com.my)

Hot Malaysian Health Minister Sex Tape Action!

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:57:24 EST

It's not every day that we wake up to news about a celebrity sex tape scandal on the front page of the New York Times, but that's exactly what happened today in our post-New Year's hangoverish haze as The Lede reports on the odd case of Malaysian Minister of Health Chua Soi Lek, who resigned his post after somehow becoming the unwitting star of a professionally shot and edited sex romp with a lady friend which was then sold on the street and even sent to some people as junk mail. Unfortunately, looking for videos of disgraced middle-aged Malaysian politicians isn't quite the sort of thing we do our best at first thing in the morning, especially when there's a hangover involved—but as soon as those download links start rolling in, you can bet we'll share them with you. Just because we're not exactly turned on by this sort of thing doesn't mean that someone out there isn't.

· "An Unlikely Celebrity Sex Tape: Malaysian Minister" (NY Times)
· "Dr Chua Soi Lek admits to being the man in sex DVD" (Malaysian Star)

Its northern neighbor Thailand might get...

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:57:48 EDT

Its northern neighbor Thailand might get all the attention when it comes to sex tourism, but given that thirty-five percent of Malaysians have sex at least three times a week (compared to a global average of ten percent) and that sixty percent consider themselves "uninhibited" ... well, guess where we're thinking of heading for our next vacation? (afp.google.com)

Morning Wood: Mating Season

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:33:44 EDT

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com)

· We've haven't seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she's too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She's definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Let's say you open a salon where scantily-clad ladies cut hair in sexy outfits. Well, this is the worst that can happen. (alliednews.com)

· Hooters is now 25 years old, so come on down and bring the kids!. When they say one big happy family, they mean it. (ajc.com)

· Some Malaysians don't mind the sports car racing, but aren't so keen on the ever-present racing babes. Sorry, you can't have one without the other. (thestar.com.my)

· Nudist recreation is now more popular than golf or tennis. Probably because you don't have to wear those ugly shirts. (azcentral.com)

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Morning Wood: The Healing Power Of Breasts

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:35:05 EDT

· Meet Sarita Stella, yet another Australian model for you to keep an eye on. We might need a scorecard to keep them all straight. (dailypoa.com)

· Could Riga, Latvia, become the next Bangkok? We hear their Thai restaurants aren't that good, actually. (theage.com.au)

· A female bomoh (or shaman) in Malaysia is causing a bit of a stir with her unusual "healing methods." We don't see what the problem is—nude dancing usually works great for our headaches. (thestar.com.my)

· In case you haven't noticed, Americans are a little uptight about nude bodies. Plus, we wrap our cheese in those crazy individual slices. (pittsburghlive.com)

· When even an innocent search for a job turns up "gay sexual things", you know that teh internets cannot be trusted. (kern.org)

· It doesn't get much hotter than trading anal sex for a nice set of vertical blinds. Welcome to married life! (Jezebel)

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