#feelinblue

Durex' Sexual Wellbeing Survey came out over two months ago, but apparently folks in Malaysia are just now figuring out that they're not having enough orgasms. Maybe their internet tubes were clogged or something? We hear that can happen if you're not getting laid enough. (durex.com + thestar.com.my)

#scandal

Police in Malaysia continue to arrest folks attempting to sell DVDs featuring that sex scene starring former health minister Chua Soi Lek, which may explain why no one's yet come forth with any reliable links where we can see the damn thing ourselves. Come on, folks—if you're going to go to jail for distributing this stuff, at least make it mean something! (thestar.com.my)

#scandal

Hot Malaysian Health Minister Sex Tape Action!

It's not every day that we wake up to news about a celebrity sex tape scandal on the front page of the New York Times, but that's exactly what happened today in our post-New Year's hangoverish haze as The Lede reports on the odd case of Malaysian Minister of Health Chua Soi Lek, who resigned his post after somehow becoming the unwitting star of a professionally shot and edited sex romp with a lady friend which was then sold on the street and even sent to some people as junk mail. Unfortunately, looking for videos of disgraced middle-aged Malaysian politicians isn't quite the sort of thing we do our best at first thing in the morning, especially when there's a hangover involved—but as soon as those download links start rolling in, you can bet we'll share them with you. Just because we're not exactly turned on by this sort of thing doesn't mean that someone out there isn't. More »

#globalvillage

Its northern neighbor Thailand might get all the attention when it comes to sex tourism, but given that thirty-five percent of Malaysians have sex at least three times a week (compared to a global average of ten percent) and that sixty percent consider themselves "uninhibited" ... well, guess where we're thinking of heading for our next vacation? (afp.google.com)

#morningwood