· Lizi Benites (nsfwpoa.com)

The last video from Jacques had us hurting for some summer sun and ice cream; those are pretty standard desires. Now all we want to do is lock ourselves up in a quiet hotel with this girl, only leaving to hit the hotel bar or buy more leopard print items. Oh, Jacques... The things you do to us.

· JAMIE, by Jacques (jacquesmag.blogspot.com)

In fact, no one realized that Marie Claire UK had decided to do a tribute to Cameron Diaz's sideboob until your good friend, Fleshbot, picked up a copy of the magazine and saw it for what it really was: the aforementioned sideboob tribute. And now that we've realized that, well, we have no doubt that this photo will be entered into the hallowed halls of celebrity sexiness. We've got influence like that.

· Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire (hollywoodtuna.com)

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Though, for the record, Isabeli Fontana looks just stunning even without her souped up Lacoste gear—in fact, we'd say she looks best without anything at all.

· Vogue Homme Brazil Isabeli Fontana by Jacques Dequeker (fashiongonerogue.com)

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

We figured that since you liked that bit of Lindsay from before, you might enjoy watching the same girl in motion. It's essentially the same nudity from before, but angstier.

After all, Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were doing their thing in the '90s, a.k.a. the Decade of Angst. This is just another step towards embodying the perfect Platonic form of Kate Moss.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless Video from Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

Front Magazine knows how to do a photo shoot. We can never really tell if they're styling shoots to look like parties, or just having parties that randomly turn into professional photo ops. It's that ambiguity that keeps us coming back. Whether or not the party actually happened, it gives us hope that we might be at raucous-yet-intimate shows where gorgeous babes whip out their goods during the guitar solo.

· FRONT END OF YEAR NAKED PARTY: THE MOVIE (frontarmy.co.uk)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

And we can't forget about Kitty Lea (really, it's impossible). Together, they make us wish strange things. We'd like to be that necklace, that chair, that photographer... We're even willing to be the Behind-the-Scenes footage person who makes these videos. It's a proximity thing.

· Kitty Lea and Emma Frain Topless Video (boobieblog.com)

Of course, if it weren't for Lindsay and her Kate Moss-inspired boob reveal, we probably wouldn't have even heard of Muse, or Abbey's lovely photo set...so in the end, we guess it all worked out.

· Muse #20 Preview | Abbey Lee Kershaw by Greg Kadel (fashiongonerogue.com)

It goes without saying that anyone channeling Kate Moss should damn well better shoot a few topless shots...but still, we have to wonder: will we ever see Lindsay as topless Lindsay? Trust us, girl: you don't have to hide behind Marilyn and Kate...you're more than enough for us as it is.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless in Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

· Barbie Franco (nsfwpoa.com)

We can't help but let our mind wander when looking at these photos of Marloes Horst. The design team really instilled this shoot with a sense of regal whimsy, and we're completely overwhelmed by the holy trinity of fantasy, majesty, and titties.

· More photos at Morning Beauty | Marloes Horst by Nick D'Emilio (fashiongonerogue.com)

Truth be told, we don't know much about the model, or why she's fooling around with all that menacing equipment. Perhaps that's the real danger: she could be in your house right now (we can only hope she's in the bedroom).

· Dangerously Sexy Play from Ego Magazine (yuhmm.com)