Studies Show That "Stoya Heat" Is More Addictive Than Porn

Usually when we are told that the movie is an all sex release, it means there isn't a whole lot to tell you past the names of the performers, the directors, and the studio it came from. Then again, there's nothing typical about our Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya. More »

“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold

In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right. More »

Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right? More »

Tera Patrick’s Porn Star "Pool Party" Restores Hope To A Weary Nation

Now that we've crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it's hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie... and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick! More »

"Jesse Jane Heat" Really Brings It

One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We’re not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie's title tells you exactly what the movie is about. After all the dirt pipe milkshaking that we’ve ingested over the years, that kind of directness is most definitely appreciated. Church! More »