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Hustler Breathes New Life Into "90210" With Porn Parody

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

You may not agree, but we, for one, found the recent reboot of "90210" a bit disappointing. True, Shenae Grimes was stunning...but where's the hardcore sex? The orgy at the Peach Pit? The hardcore sex?

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

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The Words "Perfect Picture" Fit Stoya So Well (No, We're Not Crying)

DCypher — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Well, you had to have known it was coming. Yes, Digital Playground is releasing another Stoya movie today, from the collection of movies they've had since before she met Manson. Now, how are we supposed to feel?

It's like having the hottest girlfriend in the whole wide world break up with you, out of the blue, for no good reason, right in front of your friends, while you were proposing to her, and walk out. You go through all the stages of grief; denial, grief, bargaining, standing outside her hotel room window with a boombox in a trench coat and dark shades (we don't recommend that last one, actually)—but it's like nothing seems to reach her anymore and you can't figure out where things went wrong.

And then, after you've locked yourself in the house, isolated, talked with your friends, gotten real drunk, downed pills in a sorta fake suicide attempt, played it off as a bad joke, then put the pieces back together and started getting out there again—she shows back up, over and over again, looking amazing all over again...the girl that you fell in love with in the first place.

Yes, having Stoya refuse to make new movies is a lot like an 80's movie directed by the late John Hughes starring John Cusack. We love him, too.

Words like "breathtaking" or "stunning" or even "exquisite" work fine on most drop dead gorgeous women—but for our Stoya, we'd say "perfect" is a far better term. That's why we breathlessly awaited this release ,"Stoya Perfect Picture"—and that's why watching her work with Mick Blue and the affable Danny Mountain was bittersweet. We laughed, we cried, our hearts (and genitals) lept for joy—and then we came, over and over and over again. Damn you, Stoya! Can't you see what you're doing to us?! Come on!

She's not alone though. Adding insult to injury, and insuring our therapist will hear from us soon again, Digital Playground threw in Kelly Summer taking on Scott's nail, Madison Ivy getting drilled by Tommy Gunn, and Cassia Riley, who is amazingly beautiful even if we were slightly distracted.

"Stoya Perfect Picture" releases next week from Digital Playground. We miss you Shiny, but we wish you the best. We also wish you would call more often or at least keep your Twitter updated so we can properly stalk you. It's much harder than you think, okay, and we put crazy work into it. You're harder to unveil than Pierce Inverarity's real purpose, a photo of Thomas Pynchon, or the truth about silent Tristero's Empire.

Now the rest of you, lovingly comb through the remains of beautiful Stoya's pornographic career, courtesy of Digital Playground.

Stoya
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Stoya and Danny Mountain
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Stoya and Danny Mountain
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Stoya and Danny Mountain
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Madison Ivy and Tommy Gunn
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Madison Ivy and Tommy Gunn
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Stoya
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Stoya and Mick Blue
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Stoya and Mick Blue
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Stoya and Mick Blue
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Kelly Summer
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Kelly Summer and Scott Nails
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Kelly Summer and Scott Nails
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Kelly Summer and Scott Nails
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"Bree's College Daze 2": Call Me Deacon Goo

Gram Ponante — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - but what wonderful institution of higher learning has Bree Olson Ass Plaid as its school colors, and can it keep me from matriculating on myself?

The sorority girls are in need of cash and they call in Bree Olson to help save their house. Her solution? She turns them into whores.

You may say, "Grams—nice cribbing the logline from the boxcover." But I actually watched the movie.

You would think that some of the ladies might be reticent about selling their bodies to save the sorority, but you would be wrong. Have you ever been to Vassar?

No, it takes no convincing at all—just a "Grease"-style montage sequence, to turn these co-eds (the delicious Tori Black, Madison Ivy, and Lexi Belle included) from women who fuck out of boredom and for the remains of the Aftershock to women who fuck for money.

Thanks Bree!

The only beef I have with this film—even its tunebank Hadaway-style score is good—is that Ms. Olson never wears in the movie the outfit she wears on the cover. It was the only reason I opened the box.

Riley Steele & Stoya Simulate Hyper Sexual Black Sunshine

DCypher — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Riley Steele is honestly one of the most adorable and mesmerizing pornstars to ever hit the adult industry. Matching her up against Stoya seems almost like overkill—like smashing ants with a sledgehammer.

And that's exactly what Digital Playground has gone and done with the recent release of "Riley Steele Scream," coming out this week.

With the look of a prepubescent Barbie turned porn star, Riley seems more like a cartoon fantasy come to life than a living breathing girl. She would seem more believable if she were the product of a hypersexual digital wet dream carved out of light and lust straight from the heart of the Matrix.

Marrying that with the opulent yet dark beauty that is Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya is a lethal combination, a narcotic laced gasp of black sunshine designed to pump bursts of silver exhilaration straight to your brain's pleasure center while mimicking the vivid hallucination of drowning in your own orgasm. We imagine it's what Carradine was chasing, an absinthe and ecstasy flavored white rabbit.

Stoya's scenes are rapidly becoming a scarce commodity, now that her rocker paramour Manson has declared her his salvation, making this Celeste "cut" all the more valuable in our honest, yet humble, estimation. (As if you needed another reason to check this flick out.) Odds are we lost over half of you reading this post the minute you saw the images of Stoya and Riley fighting over what is clearly the luckiest man in the world, next to the genius Manson himself.

Kelly Divine, Madison Ivy, Alexis Texas, and Carmen McCarthy round out the unforgettable, must have release. Kelly Divine has the most amazing ass. We'd like to officially go on record and say that we don't see enough of this amazing slut. Everything about her is alluring, from her bubble butt to her dazzling eyes and hypnotic figure.

"Riley Steele Scream" comes out this week. You're orders are to go get it. Enjoy the pictures, and your weekend.

Riley Steele, Stoya, and Erik Everhard
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Riley Steele and Stoya
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Erik Everhard, Stoya, and Riley Steele
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Riley Steele, Erik Everhard, and Stoya
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Stoya
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Riley Steele, Alexis Texas, Carmen McCarthy, and Ben English
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Riley Steele, Alexis Texas, Carmen McCarthy, and Ben English
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Madison Ivy and Ben English
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Madison Ivy
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Madison Ivy and Ben English
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Kelly Divine
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Behind The Scenes Of "Party Of Feet"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:45:00 EDT

Remember how excited we were about Belladonna's "Party of Feet"? Well, ~~lucky bastard~~ our good friend Jeff Koga actually got to be on the set of said production. Thankfully, he took lots of pictures.

Cause, you know, otherwise, we might have to kill him.

· Party of Feet (laist.com)

Angelina Armani Gets Personal With "You & Us"

DCypher — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We'd like to tell you that we fully understood the in depth plot of Celeste's newest Digital Playground release, "You&Us," but that would simply be a lie. The truth is that you had us at Angelina Armani.

Yes, once again Angelina Armani has utterly slain us with her devastating beauty and white hot scintillating scenes. The ultimate sultry blonde sex goddess with the smoldering stare has crawled up under our skin again and possessed us with her ravenous demon lust for which there is no known cure. The only thing left to ask is, how the hell does she always manage to do that? It's sad to see her leave Digital Playground, one of the few production companies out there who guarantee the kind of high quality we insist on for our Armani. We simply will not abide the sacrilege of her working with inferior talent in boring, poorly lit scenes! No siree!

Perhaps because the wound is not as fresh, we feel less shock seeing sexy little slut princess Katsuni once again reminding us why we love her so very, very much. Words fail us when this little spinner gets her motor fully revved up, while other body parts pick up the slack...if you catch our drift.

Joining the ghosts of Digital Playground past are ridiculously hot big tit queen Nikki Benz and breathtaking brunette Madison Ivy. Truth be told, Nikki Benz personifies the whole reason we watch porn in the first place—to see girls who look like her taking fat cocks and loving it.

Our (metaphorical) hats go off to Celeste for once again providing us with such amazing fare. The casting alone is enough to make this purchase pay for itself in spank hours.

"You & Us" releases next week from Digital Playground, who owns all the rights to these pictures we are about to share. Behave yourselves, okay? Thanks.

Angelina Armani