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Lucy Pinder Vs. The Forces Of Oppression (AKA Her Clothing) [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:00:00 EST

Nuts Magazine calls this "Lucy Pinder Uncensored" as if they'd been holding her back all this time. Or as if they could chain down Lucy's bodacious rack. Silly Brits!

Still, we relish any opportunity to get to know our ladmag babes better. Maybe "uncensored" just means Lucy talks about lots of sex in her interview. After all, everyone knows we only read these things for the articles.

· Lucy Pinder Topless In "Nuts" Magazine Jan. 29 - Feb. 4 HQ Scans (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)

Nuts Turns Its Back On Boobs [Butts]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:00:00 EST

But that's cool. How else are we going to see "Britain's Best Bottoms" presented by Danielle Lloyd?

We're not saying they completely ignore breasts, they've just prioritized differently. It's somewhat novel for Nuts, a magazine that so adores large boobs to finally take a bootylicious look at the ladmags stars who make our days brighter.

Truth be told, we don't really think these bottoms are the tops (we like a little more meat), but we'll keep looking at them.

· Danielle Lloyd & Friends: Britain's Best Bottoms (prettyhotandsexy.sk)

It's A Very Lucy Pinder Christmas [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Pour yourself a nice glass of eggnog and start cranking the holiday tunes: Lucy Pinder has declared an official start to the Christmas season...and who are we to argue with Lucy Pinder?

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
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Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple.

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The Babes Are Back: Nuts's 2010 Sexy Calendar Preview [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

August may seem a wee bit too early to start thinking about calendars for 2010. But think of it this way: is it ever too early to be thinking about Lucy Pinder topless?

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Lucy Pinder Knows It's Not Soccer, It's Football. [Babes]

auryn — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Like any true Brit, Lucy Pinder will tell you she's modeling (by which we mean "barely wearing") football, not soccer jerseys.

Nuts Magazine brings us superbabe Lucy Pinder's delectable breasts and her take on how the English Premier League's season is going to go as she takes off each one of the team's jerseys. We don't really know a terrific amount about sports, so we can't dispute any of her opinions on soccer. We're just going to do what any American would do: smile, nod and stare at her tits.

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Nuts Takes The Babes On A Naked Vacation [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Keeley Hazell may have sworn off topless sunbathing, but her former lad mag pals are still quite happy to take it off on the beach. For which we are truly grateful.

Lucy Pinder And Gemma Atkinson Wish You A Very Sexy 2010 [Calendars]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Sure, it's only July—but why should that stop you from getting a jump on next year? True, it's a little early to start scheduling dinner dates; but it's just the time to pick out next year's topless calendar.

In what is doubtless just the initial trickle in an all out flood of sexy calendars, we've received a sneak peek of both Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson's calendars. True to form, Lucy bares some while Gemma keeps it (mostly) under wraps...but both have got us thinking that 2010 can't come soon enough.

Is it August yet?

· Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson (more @ boobieblog.com)

Lucy Pinder Makes Washing Dishes Seem Exciting [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

How does busty babe Lucy Pinder wash dishes? The same way she does everything: with a smile, pep, and an extra dose of toplessness. It seems to make those nasty chores go ever so much faster.

· Lucy Pinder Videos (nuts.co.uk)

Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs [Geek Love]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com)

Busty! British! Brunette! Babes! [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We're not sure where anyone got this idea that blondes have more fun, because the brunettes we know have always been the life of the party.

We're happy to see that Nuts agrees with us—especially since Nuts agreeing with us translates to Nuts rounding up some of our favorite brunette babes and talking them out of their tops. (You see what we mean about these girls being the life of the party?)

· "Naked Brunettes" - Nuts 03/09 (dailypoa.com)

Our Favorite Busty Babes Sail Away From Their Troubles (And Their Tops) [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We've been trying to figure out what to do for our next vacation—and now we know for sure. We're going to take a ride on a yacht... full of lad mag models.

Now who wants to lend us their yacht?

And who wants to give us Lucy Pinder's number?

&midot; Babe boat (celebpunani.com)

It's Always Time For Lucy Pinder [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:30:01 EST

True, February 26 is a little late for Valentine's Day tips—but it's never too late for sexy pictures of Lucy Pinder! (And hey, you can just save the tips for next year, right?)

· Lucy Pinder In Lingerie For Daily Star (dailypoa.com)

Lucy Pinder: The Sexiest Photos Of Them All [This Week In Lad Mags]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:30:01 EST

Trying to find the ten sexiest Lucy Pinder photos seems a bit like trying to find the ten brightest stars in the sky—but hey, we're not about to stop the lads at Nuts from trying.

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· Lucy Pinder’s 10 Sexiest Pics Ever In Nuts (dailypoa.com)

Lucy Pinder's Boobs Shrink, Gets Voted Off 'Celebrity Big Brother' [Breaking News]

auryn — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Sadly, our girl Lucy was the first celeb voted off Big Brother last night and thinks it's because her boobs are shrinking. Huh?

In the first public vote — Lucy against Ulrika Jonsson — Lucy was evicted from the Big Brother house. She was nominated for eviction for being the "Least Talented" among the cast, which is pretty nasty, but such is reality TV. And what to do when you get evicted for being "Least Talented?" Why, go get your boobs pumped up, of course.

"My boobs are shrinking," quoth Lucy. "They are still an F at the moment, but I’m definitely going to have a boob job now. Especially if they ever got to a D, I would have to have them filled back up again."

Well, we still think Lucy Pinder is smoking hot, and that her breasts are perfect, and hope she continues to enrich our lives with their bountiful presence.

· DS: BB: Latest Big Brother News. (digitalspy.co.uk)

Lucy Pinder: Sexiest (Nuts) Babe In The World! [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

Looks like Lucy Pinder isn't just a budding reality star. She's also the Sexiest Nuts Babe Ever. Good going, Lucy—we knew you could do it! Next stop: Sexiest Babe In The World.

· Lucy Pinder is Sexiest Nuts Babe Ever (dailypoa.com)

Lucy Pinder Joins The Cast Of "Celebrity Big Brother" [Mainstream Crossover Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Sometimes reality TV stars extend their fame by modeling for sexy pix... and sometimes, sexy models (like Lucy Pinder!) attempt to extend their own by transitioning into reality TV. Ah, the media cycle. (channel4.com)

Lucy Pinder Leads The Pack In Nuts's 100 Naked Babes [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

The latest issue of Nuts features 100 naked babes (and 200 naked boobs!), but we kinda got stuck at number one (that's Lucy Pinder, to the uninitiated). Hey, once you've seen the best, do you really need to see the rest? Actually... yes. Can someone find us the rest of that magazine? More babes is more better!

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· Lucy Pinder Topless for NUTS Nov 14-20 (dailypoa.com)

Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All [Babes]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.)

· Nuts 2009 Topless Desktop Calendar (dailypoa.com)