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    Ruthless, If you let me: Gram, you've hit upon why I enjoyed going to UCLA so much. more »
    dirtybacon: Where the hell is Andy San Dimas!? more »
    Crystal_Mountain: Jenna Presley's breast enhancement is one of America's greatest tragedies. =( more »
    IDVariation: These are actually "The Hottest Girls of 2009" which are the "2010 winners" according to Dr. Jay's page on xcritic. [xcritic.com] more »
    WalterPater: I'm glad to see Angelina Valentine getting more press. She's been a fave of mine for awhile. And I still maintain that Bobbi Starr's criminally unde... more »
    poonlover: One of the reasons I like Asians is because of their small boobies. This vid doesn't quite capture that fascination... more »
    squeezyface: Must see of '10? Most of these women were must see in '09, '08,...some were must see earlier in the '00s, and at least one was must see in the '90s. more »
    dangerousamusements: Something about James Deen makes me want to take all of my clothes off. Jesus. more »
    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: I hope that Avy doesn't ever leave us again...unless it to have my children more »
    however: That pic of Asa with a finger in her ass is hot and hopefully a sign of things to come. more »
    fragile: best. porn. title. ever. period. more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & pass the chili! ... What!? Watching all the come get eaten has me hungry. more »
    ShamimDawk: It's a porn about nothing! more »
    The HZA.: I am confident this won't suck. Well it will suck in the right ways. more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Who told you to put the balm on? more »
  • #listmania

    Who Are The Must-See Girls Of 2010?

    There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic's Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We're not sure...but his picks are pretty compelling. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian

    I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts." More »
  • #hardcore

    Avy Scott Makes Triumphant Return In "Peep Show 3"

    We're pretty impressed by a lot of what Mike John releases, but this week he's blown all that away. How you ask? Two words...Avy Scott. She finally returns in his latest movie, "Peep Show 3." Oh, how we've missed her! More »
  • #hardcore

    “Praise The Load 3” Is No “Angels & Demons,” Thank God

    We're not sure if Jules timed this release to coincide with "Angels & Demons," but we do know that there is no better way to kick off the week than with a blowbang with serious Christian overtones. More »
  • #sneakpeek

    "Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison

    If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Teenage Spermaholics 6” Keeps Us Addicted

    Over the years, Mike John has seen just about everything—including teen sperm addicts who can't survive a single day without taking heaping mouthfuls of pearly protein paste in every orifice of their tight, young bodies. More »