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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
"We have looked into the anus, and it is us," someone once said. While the font of Evil Angel's "Deep Anal Abyss 2" doesn't impart the despair Adrianna Nicole must be feeling, I'd Camus her. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: Wow guys! Well, even if there had been a thousand responses, the two of you would have tied. 1 Responses | Other threads
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we'll close out the Steinbeck category by removing "Cannery Row" from contention). More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: This was an embarrassment of riches (with the emphasis on the -ass- LOLZ!!!!!!) and I list my 11 personal favorites... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Remembrance Of Things Assed: "Miss Big Ass Brazil"
For whatever reason (and don't delve too deeply into it), I looked at the title of this movie and heard a rebuke from my mother. "And if you're so smart, Miss Big Ass Brazil, why did you flunk Algebra?" If something primal in your own memory was stirred by these images, join us after the gap. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Venus Muffinpants: Sniff, that only reminds me that I have always been "Miss No Ass Brazil". And I did flunk Algebra!! o_O haha more » | Other threads
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existentialist porn
Existentialist bug fan Franz Kafka apparently left behind a rather sizable collection of hardcore porn stories that “academics have pretended did not exist," because they don't want to sully the reputation of a sad, depressive whose sole preoccupation was the pain and futility of modern life. Not surprisingly, the smut is described as "dark" and "unpleasant" ... perhaps even Kafkaesque! (timesonline.co.uk)
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Comment by rameses2: I don't know... If he had so huge a porn collection, how could he still write "The Trial"? more » | Other threads
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literature
We're totally confused that there even exists erotic literature for Amazon's Kindle reading device. never mind that some of it is apparently showing up on best seller lists. We tried one of those things recently and can definitely say that they are really hard to use with one hand. (alleyinsider.com) -
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When "Bad Sex" Happens To Good People
Statistically speaking, the more sex one has the less chance it will be bad, even if the bloom might fade from the rose after Partner 100 or Client 9. Perhaps this is why the anecdotes in "Bad Sex," a collection of first-person accounts culled by the editors of Nerve.com, just don't seem all that awful on the (w)hole. More » -
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Backroads Of Vegas: Joe McGinniss Jr.'s "The Delivery Man"
Like pre-Katrina New Orleans, modern Las Vegas has built its appeal on shaky foundations. In Joe McGinniss Jr.'s book "The Delivery Man," young Vegas natives pin their hopes on self-delusion but make their money on the vices of others. The title character is an always-aspiring artist in love with the prostitute he shuttles to the propped up desert mansions and hotel suites of her clients, and the book is filled with foreboding in the shadow of the casino lights. Published this past January and an excellent read for the Vegas tourist curious about the humanity behind the guilty pleasures, "The Delivery Man" is McGinniss' first book. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Thanks. On my to read list. Hopefully, too, it'll arrive to have me find inclusion of Mormons doing very unsaintly things.... more » | Other threads
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Pink Visual's Pagoda At Poon Corner
The subheading of Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 4" caught my eye, and I watched the video for some sign of my friends from the Hundred-Acre Wood, which never sounded dirty until now. Alas, the closest this movie came to its advertised "Tao of Poon" was Taiwan's Own Niya Yu's assertion that she was "so horny," which seemed apparent. But If Piglet were there, he might have said, "I just wanted to be sure of you." More » -
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"Shall I Rim You?": Erotic Poetry Too Hot For Newspapers!
Dirty poems have a long and storied history dating all the way back to that guy from Nantucket, but there's one problem with this particular genre of literature: Most of it isn't very good. It's not easy to write about sex and actually make it sexy, even though every great writer from Shakespeare to Avril Lavigne has tried. Nevertheless, a new book called "The Best American Erotic Poems: From 1800 to the Present" takes a look at this lost art form and while we haven't actually read it ourselves yet, this writeup in the New York Times Book Review already has us hot and bothered. In addition to surveying the book contents, including John Updikes's "Fellatio" ("perhaps the worst poem ever written on any subject"), it helpfully advises that when it comes to lyrical interpretation of sexual congress, nastier is definitely better. By example, he awards the crown to W.H. Auden's "The Platonic Blow," which reads a little like filthy eight grade fantasy but certainly wins points for its pornographic DVD cover-worthy cadences. Check out both poems below.
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The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature Catalogues Arousal From A-Z
Bored with your Encyclopedia Britannica? Wikipedia leaving you unfulfilled? If you're looking for a reference resource that's a little more risque, check out The Encyclopedia of Erotic Literature: in two hefty volumes and 546 entries, it reaches past the Western erotic canon to include works from Asia, Africa, and the Middle East and covers everyone from Pierre Albert-Birot to Dengcao Heshang Zhuan. (Neither of whom we've heard of before, but you can bet we'll be looking them up right away.), Granted, reading about an encyclopedia about erotica isn't quite as sexy as actually reading erotica ... but at least having this book on your shelf will give you some cred with all the sex nerds in your life, and who knows where that will lead? Besides, we have to justify that $375 price tag somehow. More » -
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By Gram PonanteComment by Trackback: I've got three new books out that I'm just now getting a chance to blog about. Part of the lag... more » | Other threads
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