10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

On the Hustler list are such notable titles as "Vampirass," "Ghouls Gone Wild," "Ejacula," "Ejacula 2" (for those who didn't get enough the first time), "Blood Lake," and—for an extra thrill!— "This Ain't The Munsters." All fine selections, indeed—but in case you're going for a weekend long pornathon, here are some other flicks to throw in to your collection:

Re-Penetrator: Joanna Angel stars as a reanimated hooker who just can't get enough cock. Zombiecore, anyone?

Porn of the Dead: Directed by Rob Rotten, this feature (also in the zombiecore genre) features Hillary Scott, Sierra Sinn, and an all death metal soundtrack. Because it's not Halloween without zombies and death metal.

The XXXorcist: Another horror gem from the Burning Angel crew. Horny priests, inappropriately placed crucifixes, and, of course, a naked Joanna Angel. Need we say more?

Slaughter Disc: A horror film first and a porno film second, this feature delves into the darker side of adult entertainment. Perhaps best saved for after you've gotten off.

Night of the Giving Head: This feature wins on title alone. And because it features Caroline Pierce, Rucca Page, Kylee Reese, Claire Dames, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, and Amber Rayne.

Have we forgotten any of your favorites? Add them to the list!

· Top Five Halloween Pornos (hustlerworld.com)
· Thumbnail star Elle (punkgalleries.com)

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*Update Although we're told it was "factually accurate", we've also learned that The Naughty American was told to take the article offline—even if it didn't mention any names on various stars' "No Lists" besides the hugely hung Lee Stone (too big) and the ubiquitous Ron Jeremy (too gemütlich, apparently). Which of course makes us even more curious about these No Lists and why someone somewhere got bent out of shape enough to make The Naughty American dispublish the piece. (Not to mention more curious about why Roxy DeVille likes dolphins so much.) Anyone with further details or thoughts is invited to comment below or send 'em our way.

After the jump, our tribute to the deserving superstars who made it to Genesis' Top Ten ... and a space for you tell us who should be among them, but wasn't.

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10. Bree Olson

9. Gina Lynn

8. Eva Angelina

7. Hillary Scott

6. Sasha Grey

5. Belladonna

4. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

2. Tera Patrick

1. Stormy Daniels

· 2008 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

So, where did Genesis go wrong? Have your say in the comments below.

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10.

Vortex Vibrations
All of our years hearing nightmarish urban legends about vacuum cleaner related masturbation deaths came to the fore when we stumbled across the Hoover of vibrators. Nevertheless, few things we've seen this year have made routine housework look so enticing.

9.

Jack Hammer Johnson
Not just the name of every guy trying to break into the business, this groundbreaking device (which was originally released back in 2006, though we didn't actually get our, uh, hands on one 'til this year) might also be pussy-breaking, as it's essentially comprised of a pogo stick and a dildo. Hell, we've been meaning to update that "Mustache Rides: $1" sign over our editor in chief's desk anyway.

8.

Incognito Tickling Dust Brush
Besides being one of the less subtly bizarre vibrator ideas of 2007, the best part of is that it's more than a household time-saver, it's also a snatch-powered homemaker's dream come true. If you don't mind the questionable safety, dust factor and possible jeopardy to said homemaker's respective orifii. But let's just say that between this and the Vortex Vibrator, the Fleshbot offices are sparkling.

7.

Five Finger Palm Harness
Talk to the hand, indeed. This hand-harness holds a dildo to the wearer's palm, guaranteeing that hilarity ensues next time you shake hands with your in-laws. Better yet, you can give a fuck of a high-five, do that one hand clapping thing that's supposed to be all Zen-like, and surely give one hell of a handjob.

6.

The Incredible Edible Anus
We can hear the jingle for this one already, though we doubt we'll be able to order this one at In N Out anytime soon. Not a sex toy per se, though if used properly on that first date you could get that cream pie you've always wanted.

5.

BodiTalk Escort
One of the best innovations of the year, O Mi Bod took their famous iPod vibe formula and applied it to phones: not a new idea by any means, but the execution gets a "10" for making sure there was something even dirtier to do with our iPhones and Helios in crowded elevators.

4.

Jingle Jugs
Do not overlook the power of the Jingle Jugs. Sure, they seem like the seasonal version of the Billy Big Mouth Bass we shudder to awaken by accident in Walgreens. But while the mighty Jugs look fit for the frat house and play a lame tune, savvy Jugsters can upgrade their wall-tits to play personalized messages or sound. And whose mom doesn't love dusting a flapping, noisy pair of boobies yelling the chorus to "Smack My Bitch Up"?

3.

Tuyo
This one's almost too beautiful, luxurious and high-class to have on a list like this; a gorgeous hard plastic, silicone, and stainless steel orb that vibrates on five different speeds seems like a piece of art. For your pussy gallery. Except many of us grew up frightened by movies like Phantasm, and just know that thing's going to chase us down and trepan our G-spots.

2.

Phallix' Dildo Bong
There's no specific reason we like this toy other than it's a water pipe that goes in your ass. Whose idea was it to smoke enema bubbles? Probably someone who was smoking some serious crack to begin with. (Also available in double dong version!)

1.

Delight
We had to put a real, functional, truly excellent and useful sex toy at the top of this list, or all our moms would be mad at us. Plus it's really a great vibrator, even if it looks like an alien fetus from Planet Poontang. We know, because that's where we're from, m'kay?

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See also: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Previously: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys of 2006, Fleshbot's Sexy Holiday Gift Guide Guide

· "Mr. Skin's Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2007" (mrskin.com)

· Ten Funny Fetish Sites (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Previously: Princess Leia's Metal Bikini Forever!, Insane Clown Pussy