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<![CDATA[Who Are The Must-See Girls Of 2010?]]> There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic's Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We're not sure...but his picks are pretty compelling.

Below, Dr. Jay's lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know which girls you'll be inducting into your hall of fame this year (we'll be telling you our picks later this month!).

· Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls (xcritic.com)

Alexis Texas

Photo by Holly Randall (hollyrandall.com)

Angelina Armani

Photo of Angelina Armani courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Angelina Valentine

Photo from "Teachers" courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Ashlynn Brooke

Photo of Ashlynn Brooke courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)

Bobbi Starr

Photo of Bobbi Starr courtesy of Brazzers (thebrazzers.com)

Jayden James

Photo of Jayden James courtesy of Blue Fantasies (bluefantasies.net)

Jenna Presley

Photo of Jenna Presley courtesy of Hustler (hustlercash.com)

Julia Ann

Photo of Julia Ann courtesy of Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

Kagney Linn Karter

Photo of Kagney Linn Kartner courtesy of Glamour Models Gone Bad (glamourtryouts.com)

Katsuni

Photo of Katsuni courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Kayden Kross

Photo of Kayden Kross courtesy of Club Kayden (clubkayden.branddanger.com)

Kristina Rose

Photo of Kristina Rose courtesy of Glamour Models Gone Bad (glamourtryouts.com)

London Keyes

Photo of London Keyes courtesy of Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)

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<![CDATA[Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars]]> There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100.

Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the best: and whether you love it or hate it, it's interesting to see who they deem worthy of the top 100 title. We've taken a closer look at their pick for the top ten, with a look at where these ladies were listed last year—and our thoughts on their current position.

As always, your thoughts for who should have made the cut are welcome in the comments.

2009 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

Previously: The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway) (fleshbot.com)

10. Gianna Michaels

Last Year's Rank: 21

Fleshbot's Thoughts: If anything, we're just shocked it's taken so long to get the wondrous Gianna into the top ten. She's a strong performer with a resume that's as expansive as her T&A. Heck, she made our top ten all the way back in 2007.

· Photo via Reality Kings (realitykings.com)

9. Joanna Angel

Last Year's Rank: 18

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Again, it's good to see a long time favorite (and, ahem, Supreme Commandress) recognized in the top ten. We'd love to know what boosted her rank this year—was it "LA Pink"? Cause "LA Pink" does look pretty awesome....

· Photo via Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

8. Belladonna

Last Year's Rank: 5

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Any top ten that doesn't include Belladonna is just kidding itself.

7. Briana Banks

Last Year's Rank: 22

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Another hardworking performer who should have been in the top ten ages ago.

· Photo via Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

6. Bree Olson

Last Year's Rank: 10

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Bree got a slight boost in the rankings this year—and with releases like "The Five", it's not hard to see why.

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

5. Stormy Daniels

Last Year's Rank: 1

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Stormy's stayed strong this year—but she's also shifted her focus from making porn to pursuing a career in politics. You can't stay on top if you're not fully in the game.

· Photo via Wicked Pictures (freewicked.com)

4. Tera Patrick

Last Year's Rank: 2

Fleshbot's Thoughts: We're a bit surprised to see that Tera's still in the top ten. Not that we don't find her enthralling—but she barely performs anymore. Shouldn't that be a knock against her?

3. Jesse Jane

Last Year's Rank: 3

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Digital Playground's resident superstar holds steady. No surprises here: with her talent and enthusiasm for her work, Jesse's not going anywhere for a while.

· Photo of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2. Jenna Haze

Last Year's Rank: 4

Fleshbot's Thoughts: There's a very good reason why Jenna bagged Female Performer of the Year—and it's the same reason why she scored the number two slot on the Genesis list: this girl is fucking hot.

· Photo via Big Wet Asses (freepornofreeporn.com)

1. Sasha Grey

Last Year's Rank: 6

Fleshbot's Thoughts: 2009 is the Year of Sasha Grey. If she hadn't been crowned with the number one slot, we might have had to organize a protest (Million Fleshbot Reader March, anyone?).

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

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<![CDATA[The 100 Best Busty Babes (And Their 200 Best Boobs)]]> Never one to do things in baby steps, Nuts has a salute to breasts that's 100 women—and 200 boobs—strong, with Lucy Pinder leading the pack of busty babes. Who has the best boobs? Click to find out.

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<![CDATA[Penthouse Salutes The Hottest WAGs Of The NFL]]> Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who've paired up with players? This month's issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs.

Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

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<![CDATA[Megan Fox Is Still The World's Sexiest Woman (According To FHM)]]> FHM US's Top 100 ladies list (not to be confused with FHM UK's similarly named list) is finally out: and, once again, Megan Fox has been crowned the foxiest fox of them all.

What is it about Megan that drives FHM so wild? Is it her fit physique? Her pouty lips? Her powerhouse publicist? We'll leave you to ponder that puzzle for a while...feel free to use Megan's photos as, er, research material.

· Megan Fox - #1 (fhmonline.com)
· FHM 100 Hot Girls 2009 (full list on one page @ torontopics.com)

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<![CDATA[Sasha Grey's Five Favorite (Non-Porn) Films]]> If you're not beaching or barbecuing it this weekend, and your plans to see "Terminator Salvation" were scuttled by the awful reviews, why not settle in at home with a nice DVD? Sasha Grey's got some recommendations for her top favorite films—one of them should suit your needs.

Okay, true, Sasha's tastes lean more towards arty than summer blockbuster...but maybe a night with Werner Herzog's "Strzosek" will help broaden your horizons, you philistine.

· Five Favorite Films With Sasha Grey (current.com)

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<![CDATA[The World's Top Fifty Famous Boobs (According To The Sun)]]> In an act of great journalism, The Sun has compiled a list of the top fifty famous boobs in all the world (and included pictures, of course).

Lists like these are always extremely subjective (how does one measure the fame of boobs, anyway?)—but we're kind of surprised to see the inclusion of so many women who've never gone topless. Really, how can a pair of boobs be famous if no one's ever seen them? (Scarlett Johansson, of course, gets a pass on this, because she's Scarlett Johansson.)

[Oh and while we're at it, we're totally calling shenanigans on the inclusion of Sun staffer Lorraine Kelly—smells like favoritism to us!]

All that aside, though—do you really think we're going to complain about a list that features so many hot women... and pictures of boobs? Of course not. You know us too well.

· World's Top Fifty Famous Boobs (thesun.co.uk)
· Thumbnail: Becky and Mel, Page 3's first ever lesbian couple.

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<![CDATA[Maxim Reveals Hot 100, Helps Us Select Our New Crushes]]> If it weren't for Maxim, how would we ever know which celebrities were worthy of our affections? Okay, we'd probably be able to muddle through somehow—but still, we might miss important crushworthy contenders!

Like, for instance, Olivia Wilde, who's topped the Maxim Hot 100 list this year. We'll be honest: we have no idea who she is (sorry, certain edtrixes don't watch "House")—but if she's good enough for Maxim, well, she's definitely good enough for us (consider her added to the Official Crush Object List post-haste!).

· Maxim's 2009 Hot 100: The Top 10 Photos (maxim.com, more @ torontopics.com)

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<![CDATA[FHM UK's Hot 100 2009: Cheryl Cole, Top Babe]]> We're always a little thrown by the fact that FHM US and FHM UK—two versions of ostensibly the same magazine—both compile their own lists of the World's Sexiest Women... and end up with different results.

Yes, we know it's all about regional preferences, but should the Sexiest Women in the World be, well, universally agreed upon (or, er, at least agreed upon globally)? We'll leave you to mull on that one for a minute.

In any case: FHM UK's list of the 100 Sexiest Women is out, and Cheryl Cole (of Girls Aloud fame) has taken the top seed. (Megan Fox, who claimed FHM US's top slot is number two.)

From what we can tell, the US list is still being compiled—but we'll be sure to let you know how the two compare.

· Cheryl Cole, the 2009 Winner of FHM's 100 Sexiest Women (fhm.com)

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<![CDATA[Looking For A Nude Beach? Look No Further.]]> As we slowly make our way towards summertime, our thoughts have turned towards lounging on the beach. But why not go one better this year, and take a trip to the beach... in the nude?

True, nude beaches may seem like an exotic, foreign concept—but there are actually more than a few places to sunbathe au natural in the good ol' US of A. Just, uh, be sure to remember to bring a towel to lie on. Trust us, getting sand "down there" is no laughing matter.

· Finding Clothing-Optional Nude Beaches in the U.S. (digitalcity.com)
· Thumbnail courtesy of Cammatrix (acdgalls.com, via Ask Jolene)

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<![CDATA[The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You]]> Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie!




Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

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<![CDATA[We're Totally Coveting These Footballers' WAGs]]> A dedicated team of British scientists are currently working to track down the exact gene that gives WAGs their irresistible sex appeal. While they're doing that, we'll be doing some "research" of our own.

This photo spread of the hundred sexiest footballers' wives should provide us with ample data to, ahem, analyze. Now if you'll please pardon us, we have some urgent business to attend to in our lab.

· Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Football Wives Of 2009 (dailypoa.com)

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<![CDATA[The List To End All Lists]]> Now that we've all done that "25 Things About Me" list that's been going around the Facebook, it's time to move on to more interesting lists—like, say, "25 Things About My Sexuality." (25thingsaboutmysexuality.blogspot.com, thumbnail)

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<![CDATA[Sex Toys For Beginners: The Fleshbot Guide]]> So you've decided you'd like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that's right for you?

Sure, you could just go to a sex toy shop and pick the first toy that catches your eye—but chances are high that that system won't lead you to the toy of your dreams (says the woman who's first vibrator was glittery, pink, and cock-shaped). That's why we here at Fleshbot have stepped in to help. We've assembled a list of our favorite "beginner" toys: ones that are simple to use, not too intimidating, discreet, and, most importantly, cheap—so even if you don't fall in love on first fap, you can still experiment without breaking the bank.

Silk Dildo: Many dildo manufacturers seem to believe that bigger is always better—which means they end up creating a product that can be a bit intimidating to the beginner. Silk dildos are available in a range of sizes, with the smallest selection a great pick for the girl (or boy) who's just getting started.

The Nubby G: The Nubby G was not my first vibrator, but I really wish it had been. The f-shaped toy is a great way to explore stimulating the g-spot, the clitoris, or both at the same time—and the dial on the bottom makes it easy to control the speed of vibration, with no confusing buttons to get in the way of a good time.

I Rub My Duckie: Bathtime's lots more fun when you throw in the I Rub My Duckie vibe. Just squeeze the tail to get Duckie going—and when you're done with your fun, no one will ever be the wiser.

Silver Bullet: You can't get much more simple than the silver bullet: compact, powerful, and utterly delightful, it works well for both external and internal stimulation—and can be paired with a tickler when you're ready to take things up a notch.

Havana Vibrating Butt Plug: Sleek, thin, and adorably pink, the Havana is a good pick for those just getting started with anal play. Slide it in for some anal enjoyment—and when you're ready to take things a little further, throw in some vibration for a little extra buzz.

Flexi Felix: Soft, supple, and, yes, adorable, Flexi Felix is another good option for butt play beginners. The soft beads slide in without putting too much force on your parts. And, best of all, you can easily take each bead one at a time, taking a break in between until you're ready for the next.

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<![CDATA[Bianca Beauchamp Is The Top (Fetish) Model]]> We've been lusting after Bianca Beauchamp for quite some time now, so it's really not that surprising to learn that she secured the top slot in AskMen's list of the top ten "modern fetish models."

Also joining Bianca in the top slots are Crush Objects Darenzia and (of course) Dita Von Teese. To be honest, we're a little surprised to see that AskMen has such fabulous taste in women... then again, Bianca, Darenza, and Dita are pretty amazing.

· Top 10: Modern Fetish Models (askmen.com)
· Thumbnail via KellyFind (kellyfind.com)

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<![CDATA[Fleshbot And Gizmodo's Valentine's Sex Gadget Gift Guide]]> Valentine's Day is but a few days away—and if you're anything like us, you probably haven't even begun to think about buying a present for your loved (or lusted after) one.

But it's okay—Gizmodo and Fleshbot are here for you, with a list of sexy gadgets sure to please each and every geek girl (and boy) out there. Cause remember: nothing says, "I love you" quite like a gadget (especially one that gives orgasms).

For the Apple fanatic: Lelo Gigi: True, Lelo's Stockholm headquarters are about 5390 miles from Cupertino, but from the looks of the Gigi, you'd never know it. With its sleek white handle and pretty colored shaft, it could easily pass for Steve Jobs's long lost offspring. It even has a click wheel!



For the phone lover: BodiTalk Escort: The iPhone app store may have cracked down on "adult" apps—but that doesn't mean you can't use your phone to get your rocks off. The BodiTalk Escort kicks into gear whenever a nearby cell phone is in use. Finally, you'll be able to live out those dreams of an iPhone menage a trois.



For the girl with too many cables: Lelo Mia: With all the chargers and cables in our lives, the last thing anyone needs is yet another gift with yet another easily lost power cord—which makes the USB-powered Mia so very, very refreshing. This little lipstick vibe needs nothing more than a computer to get its charge back—and with its discreet appearance, you should have no trouble charging it anywhere you go. (Just, uh, remember to wash it after using it.)



For the couple that geeks together: WeVibe: Valentine's Day isn't just about presents, presents, and more presents—it's about celebrating the deeply felt love that you and your partner share. And what better way to celebrate that love than with a gadget you can use together? The WeVibe is a flexible, C-shaped, silicone vibe that's worn by the lady during the sex, made to add a little extra bump to your bump and grind.



For the boys: Bo and Real Touch (see it in action here): Sexy gadgets aren't just for girls—after years of giving all the good sex tech to the ladies, companies are finally starting to take notice of the other half of the population. We've got two good picks for boys. First up is thethe Bo, a cock gentleman's ring that—with its sleek silicone body and rechargeable motor—leaves those gummy rings with bullet vibes trailing in the dust. Secondly, there's the Real Touch, a robotic vagina that syncs with your favorite porn clips. It won't actually be on sale until later this month—but this is one IOU you can probably get away with.


For the porn loving lovers: FyreTV: If your idea of a romantic evening is watching other people getting it on, than look no further than FyreTV this Valentine's season. The discreet, Wi-Fi enabled box provides streams porn directly to your bedroom. And since their database of adult entertainment is constantly being updated, its definitely a gift that keeps on giving.


For the girl who has every (sex) gadget: Sasi: A few years ago, it seemed as though vibrator tech had pretty much reached its peak. Sure, you could make the batteries last longer, or switch up the pulse patterns, or find a funny new animal to stick on your toy—but for the most part, vibrator functionality was pretty much set. Vibrators were pieces of plastic that went inside the vagina or on top of the clitoris and vibrated. Maybe they twirled around a little, or had rotating pearls, but that was about the extent of their moving. Until the SaSi. With a revolutionary new method of stimulation, and programmable patterns, it's the best thing to happen to vibrators since, well, the birth of the vibrator.


When money is no object: Lelo Inez: We used to think that JimmyJane's $3250 Little Platinum Eternity was the height of luxury vibes—but that was before Lelo came out with Inez. The latest addition to the Lelo Luxe line, Inez will run you anywhere from $7900 (for stainless steel) to $10,500 (for gold plate). Money may not be able to buy you love—but giving someone a $10.5k vibrator will probably get you pretty far anyway.



Looking for a V-Day guide that's a little less geeky? Don't worry, we'll have one for you tomorrow.

· Thumbnail: Faye "Valentine" Reagan gets into the holiday spirit (nubiles.net, via Ask Jolene)

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<![CDATA[The World's Sexiest Women Recommend Valentine's Day Gifts]]> Still struggling to figure out what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Why not ask one of the world's sexiest women—like Jesse Jane, Dirty Martini, or even your very own editrix? (asylum.com, thumbnail)

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<![CDATA[TV's Hottest Girl-On-Girl Makeout Moments]]> Is there anything better than girls kissing girls? Okay, there are a few things that come to mind—but you can't see most of them on primetime TV (unless you're watching the Super Bowl in Tucson).

Girl-on-girl lip action, on the other hand, is totally family friendly—as evidenced by Manofest's latest roundup of the hottest girl-on-girl kissing moments in TV history. Top honors went to Tera Patrick and Devon on "Howard Stern" (above)—though we would have given more points to the Alyson Hannigan/Amber Benson lip lock from "Buffy."

· THE 10 HOTTEST GIRL-ON-GIRL KISSING SCENES IN TV HISTORY (manofest.com)

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<![CDATA[Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)]]> Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world.

Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking through to find out which vivacious vixens earned such a coveted honor. But because we love you, we'll spare you (some) of that pain: below, you can find out who garnered the coveted top ten slots (if you want to see the other 89, well, you can suffer the clicking yourself.).

10. Kate Beckinsale

9. Kristen Bell

8. Rihanna

7. Scarlett Johansson

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Anne Hathaway

4. Keeley Hazell

3. Marisa Miller

2. Megan Fox

1. Eva Mendes

· 2009 Top 99 Women (askmen.com)

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