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more about #listmania more comments → hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I just checked the list, and there's at least 6 women on there who are actually retired at the moment (Penny Flame, Hannah Hilton [can be forgiven sin... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I was hoping for an appearance by both Eva & Iga. Not so I could laugh at Nuts for "getting it wrong", but because I love Polish girls. #bigboobs more » piggythewonderdog: First, the Brits have different standards of bra measurement than in the US. they will liberally use E, F, G, to rate cup size, but in the US it does... more » Dave J.: I am calling shenanigans on this claim that Jessica Simpson is a 34D. No way. more » ciruelo: no chris cooley's WAG? more » Tricked: Wait wait wait... Jeremy Shockey pulled Vida Guerra? My mind is blown, and I think I need a hug. more » FrancesTheMute: wait, first the NFL steals the name "football" and now their stealing the term WAG? Sorry, no. WAG for me will always be for association football only. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: No Angie Harmon? Boooooo. more » B: With Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simspon on the list, I guess it's the hottest WAXGs of the NFL. more » JaniceSkylark: Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Elizabeth Taylor, Bridget Bardot, Betty Page, Mae West -who made main-stream American movies acknowledge boobs, Marilyn Mo... more » -
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Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars
There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100. More » -
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The 100 Best Busty Babes (And Their 200 Best Boobs)
Never one to do things in baby steps, Nuts has a salute to breasts that's 100 women—and 200 boobs—strong, with Lucy Pinder leading the pack of busty babes. Who has the best boobs? Click to find out. -
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Penthouse Salutes The Hottest WAGs Of The NFL
Professional football kicks off next week—so what better time to salute the lovely ladies who've paired up with players? This month's issue of Penthouse takes a long hard look at the top ten NFL WAGs. More » -
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Megan Fox Is Still The World's Sexiest Woman (According To FHM)
FHM US's Top 100 ladies list (not to be confused with FHM UK's similarly named list) is finally out: and, once again, Megan Fox has been crowned the foxiest fox of them all. More » -
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Sasha Grey's Five Favorite (Non-Porn) Films
If you're not beaching or barbecuing it this weekend, and your plans to see "Terminator Salvation" were scuttled by the awful reviews, why not settle in at home with a nice DVD? Sasha Grey's got some recommendations for her top favorite films—one of them should suit your needs. More » -
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The World's Top Fifty Famous Boobs (According To The Sun)
In an act of great journalism, The Sun has compiled a list of the top fifty famous boobs in all the world (and included pictures, of course). More » -
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Maxim Reveals Hot 100, Helps Us Select Our New Crushes
If it weren't for Maxim, how would we ever know which celebrities were worthy of our affections? Okay, we'd probably be able to muddle through somehow—but still, we might miss important crushworthy contenders! More » -
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FHM UK's Hot 100 2009: Cheryl Cole, Top Babe
We're always a little thrown by the fact that FHM US and FHM UK—two versions of ostensibly the same magazine—both compile their own lists of the World's Sexiest Women... and end up with different results. More » -
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#publicnudity
Looking For A Nude Beach? Look No Further.
As we slowly make our way towards summertime, our thoughts have turned towards lounging on the beach. But why not go one better this year, and take a trip to the beach... in the nude? More » -
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The World's Sexiest Women (According To DT) Are Right Here, Waiting For You
Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, "Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys"—and, what's more, they've gotten said women to pose in lingerie! More » -
#babes
We're Totally Coveting These Footballers' WAGs
A dedicated team of British scientists are currently working to track down the exact gene that gives WAGs their irresistible sex appeal. While they're doing that, we'll be doing some "research" of our own. More » -
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The List To End All Lists
Now that we've all done that "25 Things About Me" list that's been going around the Facebook, it's time to move on to more interesting lists—like, say, "25 Things About My Sexuality." (25thingsaboutmysexuality.blogspot.com, thumbnail) -
#sextoys
Sex Toys For Beginners: The Fleshbot Guide
So you've decided you'd like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that's right for you?
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Bianca Beauchamp Is The Top (Fetish) Model
We've been lusting after Bianca Beauchamp for quite some time now, so it's really not that surprising to learn that she secured the top slot in AskMen's list of the top ten "modern fetish models." More » -
#valentinesday
Fleshbot And Gizmodo's Valentine's Sex Gadget Gift Guide
Valentine's Day is but a few days away—and if you're anything like us, you probably haven't even begun to think about buying a present for your loved (or lusted after) one. More » -
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The World's Sexiest Women Recommend Valentine's Day Gifts
Still struggling to figure out what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Why not ask one of the world's sexiest women—like Jesse Jane, Dirty Martini, or even your very own editrix? (asylum.com, thumbnail) -
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TV's Hottest Girl-On-Girl Makeout Moments
Is there anything better than girls kissing girls? Okay, there are a few things that come to mind—but you can't see most of them on primetime TV (unless you're watching the Super Bowl in Tucson). More » -
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Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)
Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. More » -
#autoerotica
Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid. More » -
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The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)
There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn. -
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This Week In Totty: The Zoo 100 Hot List
It appears that the one goal of human existence is to put every known scientific fact into some sort of ordered list so that it can be easily digested in a magazine or blog post. When it comes to ranking the hotness of celebrity women, however, we need a list to keep track of all the lists. The latest comes from Zoo Weekly, which knows a little something about sexy women—although how their own favorites Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder ended up so far down on the ladder is a little baffling. We just hope it all gets sorted out soon so we can move on to ranking other things like pizza parlors and types of grape jelly. More » -
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Keeley Hazell Makes Everything All Right
One sexy Keeley Hazell video means our day is off to a good start. Two is generally considered a really good start. But the top ten sexiest Keeley Hazell videos of all time? Well, if you don't hear from us for a while, don't worry. We're just busy doing research to make sure they picked the right ones. (unibrowhumor.com) -
#sexblogs
Top 100 Sex Bloggers Are Worth (At Least) A Thousand Words
If you're looking for something new to add to your reading list, you might want to dip into this list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2008. There's bound to be someone on there you haven't met yet, since we can't possibly keep track of all of them for you. Plus everything is more fun in groups, isn't it? (betweenmysheets.com) -
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Despite recent high profile split second sort-of-lesbian makeout sessions to the contrary, we don't usually associate the films of Woody Allen (or Woody Allen himself for that matter) with hot sexy sex. But that didn't stop the culture vultures at NY Mag from compiling a list of the top ten sex scenes in his movies. (Spoiler alert: The Orgasmatron didn't even make #1! Maybe he's sexier than we gave him credit for.) (nymag.com + youtube.com) -
#pornstarlife
Porn Valley's "No Lists": Who's Not Doing Who
We already know about the list of things pornstars will and won't do; now thrill to a behind-the-scenes report about the list of who pornstars will and won't do*. Though we don't get to see the actual lists, apparently persuing off-camera relationships and having too big a dick are among the most common reasons male talent find themselves on the No List for certain of their female colleagues. But if you're a dolphin and the performer happens to be Roxy DeVille, you have nothing to worry about. (thenaughtyamerican.com) More » -
#publicnudity
We think we have a better explanation for why the weak economy leads to less nudity on the beach—all the places in this list of the top 10 nude beaches of the world are just too darn expensive to get to. Looks like us poor folks will have to settle for more topless Slip and Slide in the backyard for the time being. (canada.com) -
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Nerve Picks The Fifty Hottest Music Videos
What makes a music video sexy? Apparently, more than just booty shaking and lowcut tops. Nerve has compiled a list of the "50 Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time," and though we might not classify all of them as "sexy," with everything from New York lesbians rapping about eating pussy to the likes of Britney Spears and Robert Palmer, it's got to be better than whatever MTV is showing these days. (nerve.com) -
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Because we are filthy minded, we though this list of the 50 hottest women sword fighters was referring to ... uh, something else; turns out that it's just a list of fifty hot babes who really are good with swords and knives and other kinds of blades. Which is still sort of sexy, though if anyone wants to come up with that other kind of hot sword fighting list too you know where to find us. (onlyknives.com + urbandictionary.com) -
#politics
If you're undecided about which presidential candidate to vote for come November and are looking for some celebrity guidance (and why wouldn't you be?), ask yourself: would you rather find yourself in the same polling booth as Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson, or Wilford Brimley and Heidi Montag? The choice is clear! (Of course we mean Wilford and Heidi. Did we mention how much we totally love watching "The Hills"?) (meaningfuldistractions.wordpress.com) -
#videogames
Nerve's Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf
Nerve's video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We'll give you points for spotting "Whorecraft", but no "Jewel Raider"? No "Dead Or Alive Kazami"? Man, we're so annoyed, we're going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump. More » -
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In The Future, Everyone Will Be A Famous Sexy Blogger For Fifteen Minutes
When it comes to sexy blogger competitions, why stop at nominating just five ... or limiting your choice to women, for that matter? Don't miss your chance to nominate your favorite sexy sex blogger for ... uh, well the honor of being on Between My Sheets' Top Sex Bloggers of 2008 list. (Though if any of them want to pose nude for us as part of their prize package, we'd totally be into that too.) (betweenmysheets.com - thanks AAG; thumbnail star = early front runner Ellie Lumpesse) -
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Working Stiff: Top Ten Office Sex Videos
Excited as we are to be packing up and heading home for the weekend, there are a few things we always miss about the ol' 9 to 5 grind whenever we're not at work. You know, things like that comforting drone of copy machines in the background ... the cool, gently flickering glow of overhead florescent lights ... and especially all those the intraoffice blowjobs, the desktop sex sessions, and the lunchtime masturbation breaks. Wait, your office isn't like that? Well, you might want to consider looking for a new employer—we hear some of these places are hiring! Better hop along after the jump and start checking out our roundup of the top ten office sex videos—we're sure the resumés are going to start piling up pretty quickly once word gets out about what kind of benefits these companies are offering. -
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Despite the helpful instructions in the introduction to this list of Top 10 skinny dipping topless movie scenes, we think it takes a lot more than just a perfect starry night and a couple of bottles of tequila to make all your fondest skinny dipping fantasies come true: judging from the video evidence, it doesn't hurt to have a film crew and a big wad of cash on hand either. We hear that Kate Winslet won't take her top off and run into the water for less than six figures no matter how much tequila you give her. (unibrow.uber.com) -
#mobileporn
The Silicon Alley Insider tallies up a list of the top 20 porn sites accessed on mobile phones and comes up with a few surprises. To them anyway, that is—sites like Brazzers and Reality Kings might not be household names where they're from, but here at Fleshbot Central they're practically our next door neighbors. (Then again, we're probably the ones who accessed those sites enough times to get them on the list to begin with, so they might have a point.) (alleyinsider.com; thumbnail via Wild Dolls) -
#polls
Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More » -
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Does this bunk bed look familiar? It could be one of the eight places where you were most likely to lose your virginity. And no "in the butt" is not one of the options. (holytaco.com) -
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Watching good sex in a movie is good, but watching bad sex in a movie can be really, really bad. Perversely, however, watching The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema as chosen by the experts at IFC.com and Nerve can be pretty good too ... unless you try to watch them all at the same time, in which case you'll probably just get a headache. (nerve.com) -
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The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)
Speaking of important developments this election year, another set of results have come in that are guaranteed to stir debate among a feverish electorate: Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual "Porn's Hot 100" list, and while we're pleased to see that more than a few of our most notable Crush Objects have made their way onto it (though we're not surprised—after all, having good taste in pornstars has long been one of the prime requirements for this job), we can't help but be aware that there are some readers out there who will be miffed that their favorite(s) didn't make the cut. More » -
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Feeling intimated by the raw, ultimate power of the Rascal Doubleteamer? These adorable little toys might be more your speed. We're particularly fond of the Hello Kitty vibe ... but then again, who isn't? (guanabee.com) -
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International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World
One of the nicest things about the interweb is that it allows us easy access to porn from all around the globe—and with all those user-generated video sharing sites out there these days, that also means an easy way to peek into the bedrooms of horny amateur exhibitionists everywhere. Because we're globally minded, we've scoured the offerings at video sharing site YuVuTu and rounded up some of the hottest amateur porn clips from ten different countries. (Or at least ones submitted by users in ten different countries, which is close enough.) Now you can find out the answers to some of life's most perplexing questions: Do the really French do it better? Or is the capital of amateur porn located in Luxembourg? Or maybe Mexico? Frankly, we don't care where it comes from, as long as it's hot. Hey, we just value diversity.









